Can anybody relate?
3:00 PM
>Phoenix, Arizona, USA
>Walk out of store to the parking lot
>Wind is a blow dryer on 'very high'
>Shoes melt into asphalt
>Can't see my car
>Find it
>The heat waves made it look like a Hyundai instead of a camry.
>Get a sunburn on my way over there
>Hair, shirt, shorts and sandals drenched in sweat
>Get to the car
>3rd degree burns on my hands from opening
the handle
>2ed degree burns on the rest of my body from the seats
>Time to start the car
>Watch as the engine's temperature gauge goes down
>AC starting up
>Blows hot air
>Cloths are starting to dry off
3:04 PM
>Try to put on the oven mitt so I can drive
>Oven mitt is too hot
>4th degree burns on my hands
>AC finally working
>Point cold air at steering wheel and shifter to cool off so I can drive
3:15 PM
>Attempt to drive
>Steering wheel is still too hot
>5th degree burns on my hands
>Screw it, drive with my forearms
>3rd degree burns
>Get in turn lane for the freeway
>Red light
>Tires melt into asphalt
>Whatever, going fast reforms them into shape
>Get on the 60
>30 miles of straightness
>See a haboob
>Drive slowly through it
3:30 PM
>Finally get home
>Rub some Aloe from my front yard all over my body
>Watch as flesh regrows instantly
>All burns healed
>Inside my 80 degree air conditioned home
>Drink 5 large cups of ice water
>Pee
>Dark orange from dehydration
>Play video games and watch the news about how hot it was
9:00 PM
>Walk outside
>100 degrees
>Feels like a warm blanket
>I love Arizona
Quit exaggerating so much. This is all everyone from Phoenix has been talking about. I get that it's hot and the valley sucks, but just move to or visit a better part of the state. It's 20 degrees less 2 hours north of you.
>pic is op
>>29039601
>today's the day i start the rest of my life
>fill out job applications online
>call some places
>get an interview
>get ready to go outside
>open front door
>it's 115 degrees
>sun hits my face
>instantly blinded
>stumble onto my porch as i blink and try to regain eyesight
>grasping for door knob, finally find it
>pull door shut
>hand is dripping in sweat
>slips off knob
>pure steam coming off my skin and insulating my entire body
>throw door back open
>stumble inside
>wave of cool air hits
>eyesight is back
>shut door
>don't go back outside
>miss interview
And that's why I keep telling myself I'll just get a job when it's cooler out. Except that winter doesn't actually hit southern AZ until mid-December.
>>29039723
Staying inside is the best. It's 80 degrees all year round.
From Phoenix. Today was the first day in like 5 days that I really went "outside" (not driving) and it was horrible. Supposed to get hotter too. Kill me.
>tfw Torontonian
>tfw nice just hot enough summer and just cold enough
>tfw socialized healthcare
>tfw chugging maple syrup from the bottle I got at costco today
LIFE'S GOOD
>>29039601
>>29039723
lol
I've been thinking about moving to AZ, but I don't know about the racial climate. Is AZ Asian friendly?
>an hour commute to get to Scottsdale for my job
>have to take the crappy bus and bike it the rest of the way for a few minutes to get home.
The pay is good and I can stay inside a pleasant air conditioned office so there's that.
Downtown here, can confirm that I try not to leave the house. Also, Comic Con seems pretty popular this year.
>>29040442
If you're not a spic we don't bother
Flagstaff here. High of 85 today, and only a two hour drive from downtown PHX. We have a festival this weekend, come visit and bang a hippy.
>>29039601
>i love arizona
arizona is shit kys
Who >Tucson here. I love so close to Mexico!
>>29040545
I've been there recently. It just feels so depressing being there. I don't like small towns that much.
I live in Sonora, so I can relate to this to be quite honest with you family.
I will never understand why my parents choose to live here. As soon as I graduate I am leaving and never coming back to Peoria/Phoenix. Flagstaff is the only good part of Arizona, everything south of Coconino should be given back to Mexico or the indians
>>29040628
>Flagstaff
>Good
Sorry anon, you're wrong. I made the mistake 4 years ago for college and now I'm stuck here. Move to a non-meme state.
Up here in Pine on the Mogollon Rim.
Hot but not intolerable.
Just slowly going mad in my dead dad's cabin.
At least i can still run in the mornings every day.
>>29040683
um is this supposed to be poetry
if it is you should consider death
>>29040701
Not him, but you seem like a real asshole, anon.
>>29040701
That was a horrible couplet.
>>29040718
It's called a slant rhyme, you fucking tard. Educate yourself.
>>29039601
>>29039700
>>29039855
Sounds like a bunch of snowbirds tourists. I've never met a native Arizonan that gave a fuck about the heat.
t. lived in the Phoenix area all my life
Get over it.
>complaining about dry heat
I'll trade you my 87 for your 100
Excited for temps even hotter tommorow. 117? Thank god I don't go outside
>>29040739
You obviously have sunholm syndrome. I didn't realize how badly it sucked until I spent time living somewhere else.
>>29040731
That in no way rhymed. Stop trying to save face when you clearly sound tone deaf thinking poetry rhymes with death in any way.
>>29040682
Ya I mean none of Arizona is good to live in. But at least Flag is good for a summer and winter home.
>>29040739
Yea native Phoenician. Still hate the heat. The natives are the ones that know not to go outside more than necessary between June and September, shits unbearable
>>29040683
Can I come stay with you, have you ever heard the tale of the Mogollon Monster???
>>29040765
>not knowing how to make a soft T sound
I'll walk this through for you, very slowly, so you don't get lost. Put your tongue on the top of your mouth, cup the sides of your tongue to allow a little air between it and your teeth, purse your lips, and shoot yourself in the fucking head. Was that so hard?
>>29040824
Lol, you are such a faggot it's unbelievable
>>29040682
Why do you think Arizona is a meme state?
i lived in phoenix for 2 years.
now is the worst possible time of year there. when monsoon season hits, it will actually cool down a bit
>>29040844
Nice ad-hominem. My work is done here.
>>29040442
Mostly mexicans and niggers and I been seeing a couple of muslimes too
>>29041021
"ad-hominem" gtfo kid, go play with your legos and get mugged off by the local weed merchant.
>>29041021
We live in the same state. I'll find you one day at some poetry slam and kick your ass then shove that sorry excuse for creativity down your throat.
>>29041021
>My work here is done.
He then flourished his cape, twirled his moustachio, and tipped his fedora into the night.
>>29041055
Legos and weed are for degenerates, so if you want to hit me where it hurts, talk shit about my Lambo or my wife.
>>29041098
You have no idea where I live, and poetry slams are for kids. True poets don't bother with the stuff, like Marshall Mathers.
>>29041155
There is nothing wrong with capes.
Also, holy samefag, Batman!
>>29040891
Sheriff Joe, "dry heat", build a wall, party school, the Diamondbacks, John McCain
>>29041253
I bet you spend your free time at samurai comics.
>>29041253
As if you could call yourself a poet let alone a worthwhile one.Why don't you share one of your proudest works and see if it stands up on it's own merit.
>>29041253
I know that your huge ego makes it hard for you to believe that 3 people hate you simultaneously, but here we are.
>>29041300
See above.
>>29041295
Nice try, trying to narrow down my location. Not falling for that one again.
>>29041306
>3 proxies hate you simultaneously
FTFY
>>29040814
Never heard of the Monster.
But you can stay with me and we can try to track him down.
However, I am a robot and wasn't kidding about being mad (depressed).
I don't know much about how to have fun, but I am not opposed to trying.
hmu
[email protected]
>>29041327
So you do spend your time at a comic book store. Not really a surprise especially coupled with the delusion that you're some profound weaver of words. You clearly can't even keep track of three different people and determine which posts are which. Must be much easier to convince yourself it's only one person displaying such loathing for your existence.
>>29041327
>he doesn't go to his local comic book store to glance at cute mtg playing females
So you're a huge faggot.
not surprising desu.
>>29039601
Some of your Arizona niggers are straight up crazy. I remember driving with my aunt and it was 115 outside and see a nigger out in the middle of nowhere just walking and he wasn't the only one. There were several niggers we spotted miles away from anything just walking out in the middle of the day with that heat.
The hottest I've ever experienced was 117 in Arizona and it felt like the wind was hot and cutting up my face on the car ride to my Uncle's place. Don't know why anyone would be outside after 105+? I was melting from 103 today in LA
>>29041394
>>29041459
Hah, tricked you both, I NEVER confirmed NOR denied that I go to comic book stores. I knew you'd both walk right into my trap.
Low IQs confirmed.
>>29041485
Is that seriously all you have to respond with? The fact you don't or do go to such places isn't the focus of this. It's your inability to say sorry for insulting that anon some posts up that a few people are ill fond of you. At least stupid people can be polite.
>>29041485
>not realizing that they were going to make in-jokes about locations in arizona anyway
>thinking he is a brilliant mastermind when the two anons were not at all phased by his response
yep, those are the egotistical AZfags i know and love
>>29041485
The crackheads and mexican gang bangers will get you very soon.
>>29041535
>a-at least be polite!!
>>29041558
>not at all phased
>all this butthurt
>>29041570
>not knowing I have AA guns mounted on my estate walls
Wow, the quality of this site is really going down. Can you all stop being so retarded and get back to the conversation at hand? This is a thread about ARIZONA, not about how buttblasted you are at failing to win an argument.
On that note, does anybody else like Sheriff Joe?
>>29041602
That's adorable. You think you won the argument. Next time try typing up more than one sentence per person replying to your asinine responses that only serve to show you retarded you are.
>Live in Tucson
>Want to check the mail
>Shoes melt into the cement as I walk to the mail box
>Wave at one of my many elderly, retired neighbors
>Attempt to conversate but our words come out as broken Spanglish, like caused by our poor school system
>Attempt to walk back to house, takes twenty minutes to pry each sneaker that melted into the sidewalk
>Think "maybe I'll go out with friends once the sunsets and its only 95 out"
>Realize I have no friends, and its Tucson there is nothing to so here
>Eat a delicious Sonoran Dog that I previously purchased from one of our many unregistered Mexican visitors
>Think to myself, at least it's not as hot as Phoenix
>>29041629
> serve to show you retarded you are
Are you having a stroke, Anon? Either way, seek help. :(
I live in Phoenix, anon. It's hell here and I want to move to Seattle or some shit. It will be ONE HUNDRED SEVENTEEN degrees tomorrow. Please kill me.
>>29041662
>further south thus closer to equator
Aside from the forgettable distance, it's still pretty damn hot and hot is hot is hot.
>>29041662
This is highly accurate.
t. tucsonfag
>>29039601
at least you're not in prescott
>live in flagstaff
>walk outside
>"hmm, what a beautiful day"
>mugged by a drunk navajo
>stampeded by a parade of feminists
>bleeding body run over by "urban cyclists"
>hippies collect my pools of blood to add to their compost heaps
>treated at a hospital full of undergraduate nurses
>sponge left inside the incision
>i didn't even need an incision
>charged $10,000 because college employee health insurance sucks
>lawyers won't take my case because I'm white
>"Hey, at least it isn't Phoenix! 'Dry heat', haha, right?!"
How was your day?
Lived here since I was born and I will never get used to the heat, can't even turn my shit life around.
I'm a poorfag and it amazes me how many mexicans are driving around in new sports cars while I have to ask a family member for a ride to fry's.
>>29041825
Live in south phoenix btw
>>29041667
>white
>retarded female
>17yo
is this you?bet it is
>>29041825
>I'm a poorfag and it amazes me how many mexicans are driving around in new sports cars while I have to ask a family member for a ride to fry's.
That's because they sell drugs, trust me. We all knew who sold drugs in the neighborhood because they'd always have a brand new car every 3 months.
>>29039601
>Move to Arizona in Early November
>Get job at Dodge Dealership in Gilbert
>Quit in the middle of May and drive to Utah
>Currently in Utah and the highest its been is like 80 degrees
I feel like a dodged a bullet lads. I really do I fucking hate the heat but I also fucking hate mormons so I don't know if I should come back in a year or so.
>>29040739
Tucsonfag here
I bitch about the heat because i'm too broke to afford my air conditioning to get fixed.
>>29042584
>be from a poor family
>everyone always buys the biggest pieces of shit off craigslist when they need a car
>these things go for less than $1k, but break down a lot
>one year we we go through 4 cars doing this
Did people think we were drug dealers or does that only count if the cars are nice?
>>29042784
No I'm talking brand new, top of the line trucks that just came out, not some $1k beater car. These were all brand new, current year and really nice cars. The guy that owned them looked like a typical Tijuana beaner and was dumb as rocks and there's no way he'd be able to afford a brand new truck every 3 months even with trade ins.
Is Arizona seriously that bad? I'm moving from Bay Area Cali around this month or so.
>>29040545
2nd for Tucson, this city is fucking awful and I love it...
>>29043168
Only if you're a poorfag
>live in arizona
>not nocturnal
I love it here because the winter nights are that perfect temperature just before its cold enough to snow. I don't know how dayfags live in Arizona during the summer at all, even the nights are too hot for comfort.
>>29043168
If you have not felt heat before....you will
Make sure to drink plenty of water
Who /Vegas/ here?
>>29043709
Used to commute to work in Vegas, think I fried my fucking brain
>>29039601
People complaining about Phoenix being hot are like people bitching when chicago is cold.
Yes every couple of years it is super hot for a day
Fucking stay inside it isnt a big deal.
most of the time its fucking perfect.
>>29039601
> leave the apartment to get on the light rail to go to work
> blasted by heat, hair singed
> today outside it smells like laundry detergent mixed with garbage juice
> the train arrives just as i step up to the station
> before i can board the train, a large black woman shoves her way in front of me and glares at me
> cosplay weaboos and wiggers badger me for a lighter and cash
> mexican children with no parents running around screaming at the top of their lungs and glaring at me
> try to call for help but my phone turned off because it overheated
> train door closes, rail operator gives me a stern look
> an arabian with a ralph lauren polo rolls the window down on his gold-rimmed green camaro
> blows grape-flavored vape steam in my face, drives away
> stuck waiting in 116 degree heat
> after 20 minutes the platform announces the route is out of service
> police suv rolls around the block, announcing on their loudspeaker to stay indoors because of an armed robbery
> decide to take car, walk back to apartment
> clothes have now been drenched in sweat, then dried like a crusty, salty cumsock
> burn hands opening car
> hands and back get seared and cracked from the dryness and heat of the seat and steering wheel
> car won't turn on, gypsies siphoned my gas
> go to gas station, credit card scanner steals my debit number
what's the matter man, can't handle the heat?
Moved to AZ from Chicago about a year ago. Intolerable heat > intolerable cold. Memezona is gr8, lads.
>>29041284
you say these things like they are bad things
>>29039601
>Detroit
4a.m.
>wake up to a window shattering
>hear wifes son screaming, and ebonics being shouted
>grab my trustie slugger
>walk out of bedroom to be confronted by 8'11" Obama
>get shot
?pm
>Wake up on the ride to the hospital in the ambulance as paramedics are going through my wallet
>they notice
>get shot
8pm
>wake up from surgery
>nurse notices I'm awake
>asks me if I need anything
>tell her I would like something to eat and drink
>tells me I cannot eat or drink for a few days because internal injuries
>she leaves
>family visits me in recovery
>they bring some soft granola bars
>nurse walks in and sees me eating delicious granola bar
>get shot
>>29044487
That seems pretty on par with everyone else who's been to Vegas.
>>29044919
>Wake up on the ride to the hospital in the ambulance as paramedics are going through my wallet
>they notice
>get shot
>>29044864
> Intolerable heat > intolerable cold
This 100%
Why do people complain about the cold. Sweat is sticky and nasty. It's easier to get warmer. Getting cooler is a lot more difficult and expensive.
Whats with all the Muslims I've been seeing all over the place lately??
