Actual NEET/hikki thread!
What does your day consist of?
>wake up at whatever time
>open curtains slightly to judge what time it is
>exercise for 30 minutes, pushups, pullups, situps, jumping jacks
>make cup ramen and watch anime
>play vidya
>think about killing myself
>take a nap
>wake up and play vidya or watch more anime
>browse interwebs and eat another cup ramen
>think about killing myself some more
>fap
>sleep
>repeat
>>29014146
>wake up sometime in the afternoon
>turn on computer
>wash face
>use computer/play vidya
>eat and watch TV
>computer/vidya some more
>maybe eat again after a while
>after that more computer/vidya
>shower eventually
>computer/vidya
>sleep around 8 or 9 am
>>29014146
>wake up at any time
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>computer/vidya
>eat
>computer/vidya
>fap
>eat
>computer/vidya
>sleep
Shower occasionally. I'm a piece of shit.
Im in constant fog so i cant remember what im doing
>>29014213
>>29014384
when was the last time you left your house? do you live alone or with parents?
>>29014411
Last Thursday.
>>29014411
Live with parents. Left the house yesterday to attend therapy. Bought alcohol and weed.
>>29014420
what did you do? for how long?
>>29014458
does therapy help you at all? do you want to move out of your parents house?
>wake up at any time
>make some coffee
>watch YouTube videos
>play a few games
>have some food
>watch anime for a bit
>play more games
>masturbate for a while
>end it all with a visual novel
I'm 25 and I live at home.
>wake up at 8
>eat breakfast
>walk to the post office
>alternate shitposting and reading books
>exercise at some point (running)
>eat dinner
>alternate reading and shitposting some more
>watch a movie or tv show before bed at 11
>intermittent suicidal thoughts
should have a job within the next month. i was not made for this life.
>>29014492
Went with my mom to an appointment she had, then we had to go shopping for some stuff, then we ate. It lasted about 9 hours.
>wake up
>cold shower
>check 4chan/internet
>play games
>fap
>another shower
>sleep
repeat
>>29014213
I fap, too. I just forgot to mention that somehow.
>>29014506
>visual novel
kek
>>29014628
I meant "click and read and wait until anime girls start getting naked 5 hours into it"
>wake up grumpy because sleep is fucked
>eat a shitload and browse internet
>if it's monday, wednesday, or friday I go to the gym.
>gym serves two purposes. helps relieve stress and avoids parents.
>read comics and listen to podcasts
>throw in some fap sessions
>close eyes for some hours
>>29014492
Been to about 4 sessions so far, it has actually been helpful. It's obviously going to take a while for things to drastically improve. Taking SSRI's as well, they seem to help somewhat but the side effects are pretty shitty.
I'd like to move out, but realistically I'm better off here right now, no rent, good food.
>wake up at 1:00
>get dressed
>shitpost until 2:00 or listen to music while I fold some laundry
>Hop into car and drive less than a mile to work
>down shitloads of caffeine
>grab a bottle of water
>work until 9:00
>Use computer and do drugs until 3:00 or 5:00
>pass out
>repeat
Oh..... wait
Start drinking 40ozs at 9pm. watch tv browse on here play vidya till 4am. pass out wake up 1pm. barely get up. Brush teeth. go out to eat with parents, come back repeat
>>29014762
Where'd you eat with your parents? Decent food? I wish I had a 40oz right now. I've been without money for weeks.
>>29014805
Honestly they go out to eat a lot, and tag along with them usually, anywhere from a nice local Italian restaurant to a local sports bar depends. They are the only people I go out with and socialize with lol Im 29 and live at home
>>29014823
At least you maintain that relationship. Do you avoid social interaction with others through choice? Or is it difficult to fight through the anxiety?
>>29014875
I just hate being with people, its funny if we sit at the bar my parents are super social, and they try to engage me in convo and I legit look at the person then just put my head back down and ignore them, it must kill thems watching me interact or well not interact lol
>>29014898
It's funny how typing is so easy compared to face to face interaction. People can be assholes, sure. Alcohol definitely helps with that though, in my experience anyway. Not that it's the answer, but I love getting buzzed.
>>29014146
>wake up to three different alarms at 11:30
>immediately fall back asleep
>wake up again at 1PM
>clean washroom because my father likes to shit all over the seat and blow his nose on the sink
>use washroom
>clean kitchen because my dad doesn't wash his hands after grabbing his dink in the washroom and usually immediately goes and makes himself a sandwich or something after draining his lizard
>make breakfast/lunch
>play mobile games
>browse various website
>think about looking for a job
>don't
>walk dog
>go buy energy drinks
>make lunch/supper
>walk dog again
>wash dishes
>shitpost on 4chan
>think about going to bed early
>don't
>more mobile games
>think about playing the piano
>don't
>clean washroom/kitchen again
>get off my computer around midnight or 1
>play a couple of games on my PS3
>watch youtube on my TV while eating snack/supper
>usually 3-3:30AM at this point
>brush teeth, go to bed
>more mobile games
>more youtube
>listen to a podcast
>pass out at like 5 am
>blaring alarms at 11:30AM
>repeat.
Both my parents are mild hoarders so these last few weeks I've actually been de-cluttering the house. I've also been exercising more.
>>29015020
me too but I get drunk alone in my room lol about to kill this first 40oz :]
>>29015037
I get drunk alone in my room too. Helps me get through the day. Enjoy anon.
>>29015110
thanks, cheers:]]] have a good one
>>29014146
> wake up around 9am
> I always eat a really good breakfast
> take 2 adderall
> go work on some STEMlord project for 6 hours until I'm completely burnt out
> then just chill on 4chan or work out until I'm done for the day
feels so good, you have no idea
>>29015031
At least you exercise. What breed of dog do you own?
Would /r9k/ watch a youtube channel about a hikkiNEET documenting his experiences?
>>29015200
Yeah why not, I need more shit to watch.
>>29015251
It probably wont be very interesting, just talking about random nonsense and feels over some clips of me in a dark room eating cup ramen wearing the same clothes for a week. Maybe an outdoors video or two.
>>29015200
>>29015315
Sure. Would there be some NEETish humor?
>>29015159
Golden Retriever, he's like 13-15 years old so my walks with him are extremely slow-paced and usually just literally 5 minutes, maybe 15 on a good day.
If it weren't for him, I would literally not leave the house at all. I take him out and enjoy the sun and fresh air and bird-songs and whatever else for that 5 minutes, so then I bring him back home and go for a walk myself or a bike ride and lift weights in the yard because I want more of that outdoor feeling. He used to take me on these hours-long walks through nearby woods, but that hasn't happened in about 8 years.
>wake up around 4 pm
>ask mom to make me food
>browse 4chan for 30 minutes or so hoping shes preparing me
food
>if she is then eat, if not then wait until she leaves to work and try to find something to eat
>eat
>cycle between dota, csgo, h1z1 and path of exile
>take breaks and browse r9k, g or watch youtube shit
>eat again, maybe fap and play more vidya until midnight
>watch a movie until like 1 am, then grab a snack and play some more games
>go to bed at around 3 am and browse shit(its 3:18 right now and this is what im doing), listen to music or watch another movie
>pass out at around 6 am from listening to music or watching something that doesnt interest me
its not bad, i sweat a lot though and its hot inside all the time so i dont feel that good most of the time.. and i dont shower a lot so there is that too
>>29015350
Unironic Ironic memes, shitposting, self-depreciating humor and other usual internet fuckery probably.
>>29015413
>Unironic Ironic memes, shitposting, self-depreciating humor and other usual internet fuckery probably.
I'll probably watch it then.
>>29015352
I know the feeling anon. My Staffordshire Bull Terrier is 15. She's starting to go a little deaf and developing arthritis in the back legs. She still chases sticks around and swims in the sea though, fucking mad animal. I cherish that small amount of time in nature.
Beginning to turn my life around, exercise is next on the list.
>>29015413
Sounds like my cup of tea.
>>29015540
Good to hear. I got some kettlebells to work out with since they're so versatile and I'm way too anxious to go to a gym.
If you can't afford any weight at all, check out The Naked Warrior.
http://pastebin.com/wmws8157
It's great despite all the COMRADE memes.
>Wake up at 11am-3pm
>eat cornflakes
>Masturbate
>check /mu/ /x/ /r9k/
>open the curtains slightly to see if the world is still there
>listen to music
>eat dinner
>masturbate
>more music and 4chan
>play Nuclear Throne, Doom or TF2
>start to drink around 8pm
>Drink till I'm about to pass out or stop to masturbate one last time for they day and sleep
My life is boring as fuck but I don't even consider suiciding, What's wrong with me? It's like I'm slightly enjoying this pointless life.
>wake up at 7-9 am
>shower every day
>eat
>go outside somewhere, usually to a little trail and browse Internet there or I take a drive
>go home
>read/browse Internet
>dryfire mom's pistol into my head
>sleep at 9-10 pm
>wake up about high noon
>lay in bed
>browse internet eventually
>eat lunch
>take some aspirin
>give cat antibiotics because her tooth fell out
>get clawed
>play mobile games
>go back to sleep
>wake up when mom tells me it's dinner time
>eat dinner
>take aspirin
>watch anime
>masturbate
>sleep
>repeat
>>29014146
>See social worker
>Wagie buddy comes by
>We take turns on Planetside
>Go out to buy weed
>Smoke weed
>Smoke weed
>Smoke weed
>it carries on like this for a while, I am still smoking weed.
>Wake up (usually 2 pm)
>fap
>shit
>shower (sometimes)
>eat
>maybe fap again and nap
>vidya & shitposting
>watch anime
>eat again
>late night shitposting & vidya
>lay in bed staring at the ceiling
>fap
>sleep (around 6 or 7 am)
Living the dream lads
>>29015976
Why all the aspirin?
>>29014146
>4 am: wake up, make bed, have brunch, read a book
>5 am: jogging for 45 min
>6 am: take a shower, plan my day
>7 am: day begins
(...)
>wake up (whenever)
>cup or 2 of coffee while i check chans/youtube
>take a dump
>get back on sites, smoke a bowl
>browse chans/youtube
>play vanilla wow on private server with youtube/podcasts/shows on in the background on other monitor
>fap
>smoke
>eat snacks/one larger meal usually at night
>smoke
>browse chans/youtube/play games
>fap
>smoke
>take a bunch of generic diphenhydramine (antihistimine/sleep aid) from drug store
>brush teeth
>watch stuff on computer while i lay in bed and wait to fall asleep
>repeat
24 y/o neet of 2 yrs
More and more I dont want to do anything but sleep
>>29015683
Thanks for the advice. I'll give it a go.
>>29014146
>wake up somewhere between 8-9:30
>make breakfast for myself
>watch some tv
>go on internet and fuck around
>play on my phone and text friends
>walk my dogs
>make lunch for myself
>repeat previous activities until family member comes home
>make dinner for myself
>hang with my family
>go upstairs to "bed"
>come on /r9k/
>think about death
>wake up
>meds
>usually food
>work in the garden or something
>possibly eat lunch
>mess around on my computer
>possibly smoke some weed
>sit around doing nothing for a while
>dinner
>more meds, recreational drugs if I can get them
managed to not leave the house for a month and counting by retrieving my bank savings and giving money for groceries to my roomate
>wake up at 8:00am
>think about killing myself
>verify none of my roomates are using the living room/kitchen
>if not eat breakfast / get cofee
>shower somedays
>yearn
>read a book / browse the internet
>gf whom i hate arrives usually at 10 am
>drink coffee, eat pastry or cookies or wtv my shit gf brings
>watch movies or tv series until 2 pm
>smoke weed the entire time because my shit gf cant live without it
>when i'm able (i have ED wich means i can't get hard as often as i wish) have lazy sex until she cums then pretend to also cum
>gf usually leaves at 3 pm
>thinking about how i have no talent and soon i will be dead anyway
>eat wtv is on the fridge or dont eat if i have no money or fridge is empty (some days i dont eat anything the entire day if roomates havent hit walmart for a while)
>edge to tranny and small dick porn for like 2 or 3 hours
>sloth around / read books
>write / pretend to write until like midnight
>never eat dinner
>keep edging / keep writing / browse /lit/
>cry because i miss my ex gf
>think about killing myself
>go to bed at 4 or 5 am
>repeat
>>29017324
>>edge to tranny and small dick porn for like 2 or 3 hours
That's why you have ED you faggot
>>29014411
been a couple weeks
>wake up around noon
>eat
>go to room
>internet for a while
>walk around the house
>eat
>internet
>drink
>internet
>drink
>internet
>sleep
>>29014146
>wake up past noon
>eat some lunch or breakfast or whatever
>play some vidya
>after 45min-1h grow disgusted with myself and go take out and put stuff into dishwasher
>walk my dog around neighbourhood hoping to see exgf
>waste too much time thinking about her and dont see her anyway
>finish whatever book im reading that i got from library the previous day
>eat dinner with parents, they ask why i dont have a job
>go watch a movie or some anime
>walk dog again for same reason
>watch some more anime
>go work out in my basement home gym, use my anger and frustration as fuel
>lurk 4chan till 2-3am
>go to bed
>rinse and repeat
>>29017706
i forget to mention showering in morning and before bed and me biking to the library-im not a complete lost cause
For those of you who don't leave the house, what makes you shut yourself in? Was it a particular event, or a culmination of multiple instances?
>wake up 11 or 12
>miss most morning classes
>sit in shower for 20-30 minutes
>smoke weed
>walk to class
>come home
>smoke weed
>cook
>take preworkout/lift
>smoke weed
>browse leddit/4chin
>watch youtube/anime
>consider death
>sleep
>repeat
>>29017795
i prefer to be alone and im lazy, unmotivated and a hack
>>29014711
>Drives to work
Not a NEET or hikikimori
>>29015031
I'm still reading through this thread but you seem to be the most productive NEET itt so far
congrats
>>29014146
>NEET
>exercise
Get out.
>>29018022
>letting yourself become a fat slovenly autist instead of being a fit slovenly autist
>wake up at 11
>eat cereals
>browsing on laptop while watching news on TV
>eat
>play vidyas or workout if mommy is not at home
>eat
>help mommy for dishes
>play vidyas or TV
>shower
>browse 4chan in bed till 2am
>repeat
>Wake up around 1-4pm
>Have a few cups of coffee
>let my dog out in the yard
>Stalk my ex-girlfriend's social media for a while
>Watch anime/shitpost
>contemplate suicide
>Play CS:GO or a visual novel
>stalk my ex some more
>repeat those last four points until 6-9 AM
I used to get drunk at night but I'm only 20 so I can't buy alcohol
>>29014146
>Wake up at 1PM
>Morning fap
>Feed pets
>Feed self
>shitpost
>"personal projects" which means about an hour of GameMaker/RPGMaker before giving up and feel depressed about never going to finish and publish anything ever
>vidya
>food
>afternoon fap
>netflix & shitposting
>night fap
>even more shitposting
>fall asleep at 5 AM
All of this happens in my bed btw
4chan is literally the whole internet for me
I have fun, check the news, chat and fap here
No friends and I hate my family so social networks would be silly
I live with a friend that pays the bills, I help ocassionally with money I get for fixing other people's computers
Virgin btw
>>29014146
Parents or welfare? House or apartment? City or town? You guys need to be more specific.
>>29018258
OP here
>Parents or welfare?
Neither, savings from a huge settlement
>House or apartment?
Apartment
>City or town
Town
>Wake up around 12am
>shower for as long as the water stays warm, fantasize about the future
>go to room, surf internet, read news
>make myself something to eat by 3pm when i can no longer bear the hunger
>fap
>head to work at 5pm
>get home at 1am, eat and make electronic music on my computer until 4am
>lie in bed and fantasize about committing myself to a psychiatric institution until the sleeping meds kick in
I hate summers
>>29018393
>head to work
Wrong thread, you're not a hikki or a NEET
>>29018022
>>29017902
>>29018529
why are you guys saying these robots aren't neets but let >>29017324 who has a freaking girl get away wih claiming it ?
>>29018712
NEET = Not in Education, Employment or Training (as in job training)
You are not a NEET if you are employed. Having a gf or not has absolutely nothing to do with being a NEET. Is English your first language? Or are you just dense?
>>29018187
What was the question again ?... I'm distracted... Sorry
>>29018882
How the fuck can you have a girlfriend if you're a neet? Even if let's say she knocked at your door selling tv channels and fell for you for some reason, you still have to take her out sometime. Girls are not into real neets, maybe semi neet but nothing more. Are you really buying that shit about that girl who copes with being lazy fucked knowing her boyfriend hates her and not doing nothing for the relationshio other than smoke weed and watch movies?
FYI : labels are bullshit... Semantics are inherently trendy and fleeting..
Here's what its like to be functional
(the only thing preventing you from succeeding is YOU)
>>29018981
You're confusing NEET with hikkikomori/shut ins. You can be a NEET and have a gf and leave the house. Look at every jobless nigger married to a fat white woman in the south. And why are you so butthurt about that anon's story? I don't give a shit and you really shouldn't care as much either. Fuck dude its the internet calm down.
>>29018981
Desperate women will go to great lengths to ignore a lot of your faults. And yes, girls can be into -real- NEETs, they just need to have something they want. Whether it's a big dick, access to people with drugs, or gubment autismbux. You're a fucking moron, or a woman, or even worse, both, if you don't think a NEET can snag a girlfriend.
Whether they manage to stay together for longer than a few months/weeks is a completely different story.
>wake up
>have lunch
>play lol
>make small breaks to get snacks
>masturbate
>/wsg/ /r9k/ /v/
>masturbate
>watch streams on twitch or anime
>masturbate
>go to sleep while listening to asmr
>masturbate
>sleep
>>29014689
The side effects are shitty because you're drinking. Either start drinking more and knock it off with the pills or quit the bottle and become a boring wreck
>Wake up at 3 Pm
>walk across street to buy lunch at local deli
>Walk home
>Play vidya until 11 PM
>eat dinner
>Play vidya until 1 AM, lift if it's a lift day, if not vidya until 5 AM
>Sleep
if I can keep myself distracted the intrusive thoughts won't start
>>29018301
Sorry you had an accident/legal trouble but glad you got savings friend.
>>29019297
The side effects persist after 2-3 weeks without the drink. It's mainly excessive sweating. I have a condition called Hyperhydrosis and the medication seems to exacerbate the symptoms. On the plus side, I have noticed a slight improvement in my mood.
>wake up at 2pm
>brush teeth and shower
>eat lunch prepared for me by mommy
>4chan for a few hours
>fap
>4chan for a few more hours
>dinner
>maybe some vidya
>more 4chan
>brush teeth
>shower
>go to bed when light comes through my blinds and I start to hear birds
>>29015200
Yeah I'd watch it. Make a thread about it if you decide to do it.
>wake up
>make breakfast or lunch
>eat outside if the weather is nice
>internet
>more outside
>maybe watch a movie or tv
>make dinner
>eat
>write or paint
>lift
>probably more internet even though I know I shouldn't
>shower when I realize it's getting light out, fuck
>sleep
Life is a little better than it used to be.
>>29015152
What dya eat?
>>29015947
At least you have a decent sleep schedule
>>29014146
I'm in a limbo zone between an outcast and a full hikki:
>wake up at 6:30 am in order to prepare for the day
>make breakfast and try to get out for 8:10
>head to my morning classes and lectures
>keep headphones in on tram, don't make eye contact with anyone
>try and keep at least a one seat space between me and the next person in lecture hall/library
>go home later in the day
>get home, eat watch shit/music/vidya/reading
>contemplate getting a job/suicide
>maybe wash I feel like trash
>sleep quite a bit
hikki or just a lazy cunt?
>wake up at 9-11 PM
>have breakfast of instant oats
>play vidya, browse, or read books for a few hours
>go for a jog
>have lunch while watching anime
>play vidya, browse, or read books for a few more hours
>dinner
>work on novel
>try and fail to work on video game
>try and fail to learn japanese
>play vidya, browse, or read books for a few more hours until bed
>rinse and repeat every single day except grocery day and my monthly visit to the welfare office
I've been like this for a year and a half and something in me is starting to break. At least I still give enough of a shit to look after my health.
>>29019273
How do people who jack it this often manage to still feel anything? I barely masturbate that much in a week.
>>29022877
Assuming the PM wasn't a typo, from personal experience I can say that changing your schedule to be awake during the day makes a world of difference. I was nocturnal for years and didn't realize how badly it was fucking with my head until I stopped that shit.
>>29023171
Shit, It was a typo. My bad.
>>29014146
>>open curtains slightly to judge what time it is
>>exercise for 30 minutes, pushups, pullups, situps, jumping jacks
fuck off failed normie
>wake up at 3pm
>go out and buy food
>back
>eat n play vidya gaems till 3am
>sleep
>>29022877
>Monthly trip to welfare office
What do you tell them m8? How do you avoid Work for the Dole?
>>29015850
I was like that too but eventually you'll get bored of living like that and realize how meaningless your existence is.
That's when the suicidal thoughts start to come in.
>>29024049
>tell them I'm looking for work
>email them proof that I'm looking for work (most jobs will send you an email confiming that you applied for the position)
That's basically it. I only spend about one hour every month actually looking, but it's enough to keep them off my back. Sometimes they put me on programs and such, but they usually don't last long or take much time.
