I am a bored girl that will say literally anything you ask of me on vocaroo. I can do a loli voice, and a slightly older than loli voice.
Hit me, robots.
Please recite these lines for me.
I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
>>24341434
Be my qt vocaroo gf
>>24341483
no do it like this
A lifetime of misdeeds
has lead you to me
you've made your last mistake.
This time you won't get away.
[Solo: Hobbs]
I'll see to it
that these are you last breaths,
and strip the life with my bare hands.
You never saw me coming,
now I've got you
It's gone on too long, this time it ends.
And now I'm to take your life,
and still this will not rectify
what have you down.
What have you done?
To torture the soul, undeserving
seems to be the only way,
to solve your unjust ways
A lifetime of misdeeds
has lead you to me
you've made your last mistake.
This time you won't get away.
You never saw me coming,
now I've got you
Now that I have you,
I'll do as I please staring into me
while these hands
grip around your throat
Your life flashing before you,
how could this have happened?
I clench, tighter and tighter,
Staring into your blood filled eyes.
I know what you want to say,
but I care not to hear
You cannot undo what you've done,
this is forever. Theres no going back,
you did this to yourself,
through a life mis-lived
and no one can save you now
Holding on,
tightly gripped
Realize that this is my last resort
latched on to what is worthless
it ends here and now
What can you possibly be thinking?
As these eyes stare into yours...
Is this happening to me?
Here and now?
Undeserving.
>>24341483
Legit jelly that I cant recite this myself being on mobile and all. Ill be back..
Say in a loli voice, "Wow, Blake. I didn't know you were into this kinda thing."
>>24341434
Please say "im a dirty little slut"
blox
"Yuru yuri hachimaru yoo"
>>24341434
Fuck the Jews.
Fuck all the people who died in Paris.
The holocaust never happened.
Victoria loves you.
>>24341434
"good night, anon. you need to sleep, you have work in the morning". You can say it in whatever voice you'd like
>>24341557
MOOOOOOOODS! Someone's posting outside their containment thread!
Hey op can you please say these lines for me:
How the fuck you want it nigga
Say it in a loli voice.
>>24341434
"George is a faggot" in loli voice pls
>>24341434
go back to /soc, kelly
>>24341483
>>24341514
We get a girl to do voices and autists immediately ruin it. This is why we can't have nice things.
>>24341434
"shitting bloody poop out of my fissured anus with hemorrhoids, ate some and smeared the rest into my eyes"
>>24341536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DKWZWfYJc4
>>24341537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00IhBFPZagD
>>24341547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s068877BqZAH
Make fart noises.
say:
"I got a missed call from your bitch"
Please take at least thirty seconds to describe how your day went, what you did, etc
>>24341689
Great! I love it!
>>24341689
>this weeb bitch again
You're boring
>>24341689
kill urself as sonn as possible
>>24341483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fIGQZz5Wys
>>24341557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k1YxUBAvUb
>>24341565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qlk8pvb9Fb
>>24341606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VHt7DOYpx3
>>24341640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QP69Ao3UVM
>>24341673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qBhdPhB0MH
Pls give me a pep talk that I can listen to when I really want to call in sick at work and quit and die so I know that somewhere in the world someone's believing in me to do my best and that we're all gonna make it one day bro.
>>24341746
nevermind you sound fat, ugly and annoying. i am disgusted
try this op:
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
>>24341434
>>24341746
Can you please say this in whatever voice you deem best
"I love you Abraham, you are the only one that keeps me going.. and I hope I give you hope to live as well.."
plz do this so i at least have something to give me some sort of happiness
"Tunyyyyyyyyyyyyy"(Two-knee)
Hold the "ny" while trying to make your voice go as high as you feel comfortable with.
>>24341434
Tell me your height, weight, and desrcibe to me how unattractive you are pls
>>24341726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cFGwL3ebk9
>>24341735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRrYFCRUvK
>>24341738
>>24341741
>mfw
>>24341434
George is a qt 3.14
>>24341434
Say this phrase 10 times fast:
>Pad kid poured curd pulled cod
>>24341842
"You should call her, she really likes you, ya know". Can be in any voice you wanna do
>>24341434
your king thanks you OP, please recite these lines in a older loli voice.
Cruisin' down the street in my '64
Jockin the freaks, clockin' the dough
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shooting some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolling Kilo G
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about making that GTA
"Ravioli Ravioli give me the Formuoli"
please and thank you
>>24341434
Get out attention seeking roastie
writing this for all my bro bots:
you can do it anon, we're all gonna make it. you have plenty of time, all you've got to do is try your best each day. the more you work, the further you'll get. the further you get, the easier it will become. this is just the beginning, the first steps are always the hardest. everyone stumbles, everyone falls and goes through hard times, but you can pick yourself up. all you've got to do is work hard and refuse to quit, faith is believing something despite the odds and thus overcome them where before they sapped you of hope. you've got to have faith anon. you can do it, just work hard, have faith and the rest will fall into place. you've got to believe that, we're all gonna make it
>>24341434
"everyone's counting on me, to cheer them up and give them lots of energy"
>>24341763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vL3PTmVSDl
>>24341775
You're not wrong : ^ )
>>24341783
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ah5MBNc4Wq
>>24341789
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XqH4xLmWqF
>>24341801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18jFHGXgqsU
>>24341821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RmlHgCfTjx
I spent the rest of the night pondering over what was in store for me at that point in life. I was no longer a teenager, and I'll never be able to have sex as a teenager.
"I'm really glad we met, Sky"
>>24341483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F5qllkmx1fk
>>24341789
Abraham is a very cute name. Would do this for you if the other girl wasn't going to. If you want someone to chat with (via text), I can give you my skype, if you like.
>>24341957
>>24341821
No loli voice fambam :( ?even though it sucks
>>24341957
Do it
Just do it
Don't let your dreams be dreams
Yesterday you said tomorrow
So just do it
Make your dreams come true
Just do it
Some people dream of success
While you're gonna wake up and work hard at it
Nothing is impossible
You should get to the point
Where anyone else would quit
And you're not going to stop there
No, what are you waiting for?
Do it
Just do it
Yes you can
Just do it
If you're tired of starting over
Stop giving up
Please say this; "Hello John I see you are working, do you like to work?"
"I want to marry a NEET with a small pee pee!
I'm going to impregnate him with my fat girlcock!
He'd look so cute and embarrassed when I tell him to compare!
I'm in love with a NEET and he will always be mine!"
testicularaisoi
>>24341927
Not OP. Im sick though so my voice sounds rusty and I read it as I was recording so its a lil stiff.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08SPSh0ffWD
Please read the OP of this screencap in older than loli voice, and the reply in loli voice.
Hey OP please do this.
My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo,
We washed our hands in niggers blood and all the mongrels too,
We're bringing down the Zog machine jew by jew by jew,
The white man marches on.
could you please say.
"Jack, it wasn't your fault that your sister drowned. You couldn't possibly have kept an eye on her for the whole weekend."
The Kiss Was A Shock
And It Stung A Bit
But It's Oh So Worth It
>>24341434
Sing along with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgNKAR-L24
>>24341995
I would actually like that a lot, I don't really talk to any of my old friends anymore
my Skype is SovietGirrafe (with the WaV in front of it)
>>24342067
women are now swarming for the chance at attention. They see one cumdumpster getting it and they all have to have it.
Holy shit will you disgusting pieces of garbage just go away?
>>24341434
Say
"Allahu Akbar muhammad is his prophet. Sharia Law for all Kafirs"
>>24341853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pBTL6Efsy8
>>24341857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbVQ3bn4rC
>>24341875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kXjAeqtqDS
>>24341895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UpXu1U9o5v
>>24341898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v4GGIxY5fa
>>24341927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MKlfZhLtDI
>>24341952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bAHNgW7RAc
Could you say
"happy birthday"
thanks if you do
OP, please say:
"You make me so sad you I could eat my mattress"
>>24342067
thanks qt, will u b my gf?
>>24342128
shiieet sorry anon
"Elk will never sproink your dong in the shed to spooky boogie while Brahmin watches"
"These wizards don't believe in January. These wizards don't believe in February. These wizards don't believe in March. These wizards don't believe in April. These wizards don't believe in May. These wizards don't believe in June. These wizards never believe in July. These wizards don't believe in August. These wizards don't believe in September. These wizards don't believe in October. These wizards don't believe in November. These wizards don't believe in December. These wizards never want our calendars. These wizards never want our calendars. These wizards never want our calendars. These wizards never want our calendars! These wizards never want our calendars! These wizards never want our fucking calendars! These wizards never want our calendars! These wizards don't need our calendars. These wizards don't need our calendars! These wizards never want our calendars! These wizards don't want our calendars! These wizards never want our calendars. These wizards don't believe in calendars. These wizards don't believe in calendars. These wizards don't believe in calendars!"
Would you be so kind?
Say "I love you Jonathan despite the fact you're half asian"
>>24342187
No she's going to be my gf
"Stop making me say naughty things you guys!", but shout it in a poutty loli voice and
pretty please
But what if I fall
Oh but my darling,
What if you fly?
Pls be my girlfriend.
bblox
>Mfw op is a guy
>>24341434
>inb4 gf pls
>>24342144
I wish there were more attention-seeking cumdumpsters doing this ITT to keep up with the demandI hope mine gets done
>>24342273
Yeah, but i can at least pretend its a girl. Some of you dude anons have really good girl voices
>>24342285
Whats yours anon?
>>24342329
>>24342227
>inb4 a dude does it
>>24341434
I know everyone here is now gonna come here like flies to shit, but can you sing for me anon?
It'd be pretty cool if you could
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjbYa-_1hoI
The empty bottles that are sitting on my desk
remind me of a night when I was a little less depressed
The problems aren't fixed, but at least they've been addressed
Least they've been addressed
And no matter what I do, I can't seem to get things done
But even dirty water sometimes sparkles in the sun
So I'm staring at this puddle trying to fight the urge to run
Fight the urge to run
Sometimes I'm fine
Sometimes I'm just all right
Sometimes I'm just not sure
But I swore I
Do my very best to try
Whatever you think that's worth
So hold your breath, we can make it if we try
The water's getting deeper, but you keep my spirits high
And when I got you here, I might make it through the night
Make it through the night
So hold my hand, when it gets to dark to see
Feel my faults and my fingers as it beats
And I'll be here, here for anything you need
Anything you need
And I'll be here, here for anything you need
Anything you need
Could you please say:
"Matt I hope you realize you're a complete fucking scumbag with no redeemable qualities whatsoever. Every square inch of ground you walk upon festers and smells for all of eternity, and those who gaze upon your face know the true meaning of terror."
holy fuck it's nyanners
or that dumb league slut
>>24342392
probably nyanners though
be my gf op
please!!!!!!!
>>24342392
She visits from time to time.Even /pol/
>>24342392
Shit, I wish
>tfw nyanners could have possibly done my vocaroo
>>24341434
Waitin', on a Sunday afternoon
For what I read between the lines
Your lies
Feelin', like a hand in rusted shame
So do you laugh, or does it cry?
Reply
Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me
Breathin', is the hardest thing to do
With all I've said and all that's dead for you
You lied, good bye
Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things I said to you
>>24342158
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bAHNgW7RAc
HOLY SHIT IT'S REALLY NYANNERS BE MY GF OMG
>>24342029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iwuL3Ov7D9
>>24342032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fVpxXmAsVI
>>24342055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lgOusP9cDu
>>24342087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EPKF4K6IJz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u3OHC3G1oT
>>24342104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E013EI4QS2
>>24342128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHBM7rAzdZ
>>24342134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18tNmpdyyvQ
>>24342157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05VXoRT3mc5
>>24342392
>>24342413
>>24342433
>>24342436
Nyanners became a social justice warrior and hangs out on tumblr now. She even took down that loli video she did. Nyanners wouldn't come here and say a bunch of racist shit on request.
>>24342444
Fuck you i saw her first
>>24342453
what's it like being nyanners?
>when your request gets overlooked
this is me guys
am i hot
Say "Kaylin loves you and Sara is the slut of sluts"
>>24342350
Sorry brah, I cant do a cutesy voice with bronchitis.
Light skin guys yes or no femanon
>>24342490
Clean your room, jesus please whats that shit in your floor doing there?
>>24342455
The tumblr-shit is just attention-whoring to a new crowd because it's profitable, she still comes here.See http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/34849213/#q34861474
Oh dude I can't wait for mine.
>>24342490
I'm a robot and I look hotter than her
>>24341434
"David is a fucking loser" in loli voice
>>24342226
why won't you share her.. meanie
>>24341434
God, I love thick black cock.
>>24342529
You can watch us fug if you want anon :^)
Walk me through how to find the derivative of 2x^2 -2x -1
>>24342490
nyanners you are literally a shitposter for a goddamn living
>>24342444
GOD FUCK DON'T SPOOK HER YOU AUTISMAL SHITLORD
>>24342160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I3bhYHZG3r
>>24342170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LxAa53vi6X
>>24342200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k1fRvlt4pC
>>24342201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L0T89SR668
>>24342220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10LoXLXqNXV
>>24342227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IPs9eNdMA6
>>24342245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tK4NqpcGLc
>>24342273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0citTxruXx0
>>24341434
femanon, tell these faggots that you're not fucking nyanners. And call them faggots.
>>24342453
Thank you very much anon!
>>24342589
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L0T89SR668
Thank you so fucking much.
>>24342490
Timestamp please, jamjam.
>>24342589
say >tfw no gf
>>24341952
that's the nyanner's thing, isn't it
I bet she's a fucking nympho
>>24341979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kUkYPxcSxl
>>24341434
"yeah, you're a good boy"
>>24342633
look in the mirror and say that you fucking omega freak
>>24342589
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IPs9eNdMA6
Thanks
>>24342633
It's been confirmed several times she is a slut to the max.
>>24342589
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tK4NqpcGLc
Thank you
BASED AS HECK OP
OP RULEZ
>>24342453
Say
"Pour your thick, sticky baby batter into my untouched fertile womb, anon-kun!"
>>24342652
I'm not omega by any mean.
>pic related
OP please say this:
>Hello I'm Ms. Juleil. I am not here right now, but please leave a message after the beep.
>>24342664
tell me more
the only thing remotely suggestive was that horse dildo video
>>24342506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WT3QpiGZT9
>>24342589
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I3bhYHZG3r
thanks
>>24342490
Hello, Iiniku Ushijima.
Google image searched that shit.
>>24341434
"Marco, I miss you already! When are we going to meet again?"
I don't get why people think I'm Nyanners or Lilychu or Rachel, ect, I don't sound nearly as good. Also sorry to people requesting songs, I don't know the songs your posting. But if you post one I know I'll do it.
>>24342390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04idGzGS3BO
>>24342494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o2q8wUJF2j
>>24342505
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LWRpwnBv5y
>>24342528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ViECKKLpA6
>>24342561
Sorry hun, I took dummy math.
"Drew why don't you ditch piper and fuck me instead"
>>24342645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EXZFTCB5rD
>>24341689
Cringing into the third fucking dimension. How can you faggots think this is cute?
>continuing to be ignored
>>24342390
Hallelujah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n5eB3faX2s
Pls be in Wellington.
>>24342791
Its gets my wee wee hard beause I can only fap to voices
"Obama-chan, does Michelle know about this?"
>>24341434
say this in your loli voice
>>24342791
>>24342823
You didn't follow the script.
Throw her to the wolves.
>>24342823
will you be my gf please senpai
Jews did 9/11, holocaust didn't happen, Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>24341434
You've been a baad boy, anon, and I'll have to spank you for that. But don't worry, mommy still loves you.
>>24342760
See >>24342540
Please my homie.
>>24342629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ScmmtXwaN3
>>24342645
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w7dWNnYxdV
>>24342700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WpRp3DT0Bk
>>24342710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01i6JuTGj7I
>>24342739
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YmxwXTzRxa
>>24341434
Answer my question via vocroo
Will you pls be my gf?
>>24342846
Meh, I worded it the way I wanted to because it sounded better to myself. Makes it more hurtful too
~My my, Mekhi-kun, you have quite the penis on you! ~
>>24341434
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uYUxIB1UoG
"just remember to write up your plans and follow them shake my head"
thanks
>they think I'll take being ignored lying down
>>24342873
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01i6JuTGj7I
You pronounced it correctly, and I hope not to be asking too much, but can you say it in your regular voice? She's supposed to be an adult..
>>24341434
"Just be yourself :^)" say this to be quite honest, family
>>24342902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bC31l23fW4
>>24341434
Honestly tell us all what you want in a bf you'd never cheat on
>>24341434
Could you say something for me?
"Of course I believe in you, dumb ass!... We all do. Just focus and do your work, I know you can do it. Everyone's rooting for you, we know you can do this. If you do your best, I know you'll do great, just please, do your best!... pleeease. . . If you wont do it for yourself, do it for us then, okay?. . . or, at least do it for me?
"Fish and chips".
>>24342948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XhrEr4JKxS
>>24342781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BTOwYGEtjD
>>24342832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YSvJiLqw0h
>>24342842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guwB9Ir4rp
>>24342856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s018nBmXqm5A
>>24342859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwH6EYcEbc
>>24342869
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JbNp2JNo7o
>>24341434
C-can you talk in other languages, too? Do a shy "eu te amo".
Say "I really do love you, please let me be with you again, I love you so so much" in like a kidda sad like cutesy voice!
>>24342964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hsx4emfJr5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5IuBTHArxg
Please please say
>I've I was a racist, I'd call all you african-americans.......... *pause for effect*
>NIIIYYYEEEEEGGERS!
Much like in the video please.
>>24342873
The Brotherman Bill is the brother living at the top of the hill
Rradada dadadada
The Brotherman Bill is the brother with the Brotherman Bill skills
Rradada dadadada
The Brotherman Bill's got a bottle of Brotherman Bill chill pills
Rradada dadadada
The Brotherman Bill put the Terrible Tim at the top of the bill
Rradada dadadada
Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Rradada dadadada
The Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Brotherman Bill, Rradada dadadada
Dadada, dada, dadadadada da, dadadadadada
Dadada, dada, dadadadada da, dadadadadada
>>24342996
You sound so much like this bitch
>>24343027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ng3ttIi846
>>24343024
OH SHIT! Shoulda seen that coming.
10/10
you got me
>>24342158
based rap lady. Eazy-E would be proud.
>>24342996
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guwB9Ir4rp
lol thanks senpai
>>24343065
kek, way better than what I expected from OP, thanks for this.
Like I say, that kind of fracture takes a lot of force, it is commonly caused by shaking a baby really hard, or a major accident. Way too hard for a 4 year old to do. Perhaps could the 4 year old have some tool to do it? Could he have climbed up above the baby and knocked something very heavy on to his leg? You surely would have noticed this though, let alone the baby crying.
>>24341434
"Remember to do God's work always Anon even if you are piss sacred and Jesus loves you"
>>24342884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nth8sdIjjh
>>24342902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15J1MmGVVyf
>>24342919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FdX8YMQKut
>>24342946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qu14ogNqwo
>>24342948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m1Ru5AEpLG
>>24342959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E70NEodehz
>>24342964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qKoIxCMr0S
>>24342971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mSZTIzDeuj
>>24342996
t-t-thank you
>>24343052
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tyTM9hG9ePM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>v=tyTM9hG9ePM I CAN'T STAND IT LOL
"Hey Tyler Pesa I hope the 500 dollar snowboard was worth it you total fucking faggot shit."
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nth8sdIjjh
Post contact :3
>>24342999
My pronounciation is shit, senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nsyioEFWv1
"obama-sama bringing the drama via llama's mama sometime manana"
>>24341434
I'm sorry that it ended the way it did. I still want to be with you, only you and no one else, until the rest of our lives. It's a shame that we live so far from each other right now. But, when I go back, if you and me happen to be single, we could try again, what do you say? Miss you.
>>24341434
I just want something that will make me feel less of a loser and more loved. I'll take anything.
>>24343141
for loli OP >>24343123
![[774 House (774)] Suzuka-sama's Servant 30.png](https://i.imgur.com/WdtXOic.png "[774 House (774)] Suzuka-sama's Servant 30.png")
>>24343123
Say pic in loli voice.
>>24341842
But what was the song?
>>24341434
"Hey man, you never know. Don't throw out that cool stuff you made, or I might miss out!"
[loli] tell me about bane, why does hnot wear the mask. That's a lot of loyalty for a hired gun
[older than loli] perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.
Can you please say this in appropriate voices.
>Uhh, you don't get to bring friends.
>They work for the mercenary, the masked man.
>Bane? Alright, call them in.
>My flight plan lists me, my men, Dr Pavel here but ONLY ONE OF YOU. The first one to talk gets to stay on my aeroplane. WHO SENT YOU? He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next. TELL ME ABOUT BANE. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK? Lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
>Maybe he's wondering why you'd shoot a man before throwing him out of an aeroplane.
>Well at least you talk, who're you.
>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>If I pull that off, will you die?
>It would be extremely painful.
>You're a pretty big guy.
>For you.
>>24343183
Feel better anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oFkYWtFjSP
>>24343231
>>24343228
this
now
>>24343123
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qu14ogNqwo
okay, thank you very much, this should work nicely for my scam >:)
>>24343228
He*
This post is in fact original content
just frog screams
example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jm_eUQSYAk
>>24343187
So Naughty
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B8ebl2FTTH
I can't relax anymore. I'm in constant tension. I sleep, but I do not wake up rested no matter how long I'm asleep. I'm considering turning to some kind of drugs just to find release. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm not smart, I'm not functional, I'm attached to quite a few horrible people, and I don't have long to figure something out.
>>24341434
>that little girl voice
How old were you when you were sexually abused?
>>24343228
>>24343231
kek
kekbloxxx
fucktherobot
"Lewis Hamilton is a worthless fucking nigger"
>>24343123
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E70NEodehz
"I love you Fred, and I would do anything to have your penis in my mouth, ohhhhh yess I would"
>>24343268
i got you senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ykzvDRRMd
>>24342999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12ocHbvcczX
>>24343027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03xtq4lLrUh
>>24343052
I got that once in a /co/ thread, I wish I could harness my power and actually do a decent impersonation of her.
>>24343118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CQcnOtiJrF
>>24343120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gh7omohO3a
>>24343330
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CQcnOtiJrF
You actually did it
72 posters and 196 posts
Proud of yourself?
>>24342964
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qKoIxCMr0S
That was actually adorable.
thank you.
Please say in a loli voice, "Fuck you Jerry you piece of shit get back to work" Thank you so much for doing this.
"Did you stick it in yet anon? Ohhh....it's just so small I can barely feel you in there, I'm sorry for my huge pussy anon!"
>>24341434
"Hi. Elliot Rodger here.
Well, this is my last video, it has all had to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution, the day in which I will have my revenge against humanity, against all of you. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex and love to other men but never to me.
I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair.
You girls have never been attracted to me. I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because... I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.
I will punish all of you for it. *laughs* On the day of retribution I'm going to enter the hottest sorority house of UCSB. And I will slaughter every spoiled, stuck-up, blond slut I see inside there. All those girls I've desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them *scoffs* while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. I'll take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you."
Cont. 1/2
She sounds quite big tbqh.
>>24341434
Feel free to use whatever voice you want for it, but, please do this or even just one paragraph of it:
"I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux."
motivate me to lift heavier
i will save it on my phone and listen to it while doing deadlifts tomorrow
>>24343422
Of course she is, it's /r9k/.
Attractive girls don't come here, or at least don't come here to please us.
Her eyes reflecting the sunrises bright rays, with a tight-lipped smile as if everything was all right. Then her cold and soft hand, like snow, meekly placed on my cheek.
>>24341434
And this is a lot to ask, but could you do it in the variations of your voice :D
"Hang in there anon! I know you have to study like crazy in med school, but once you graduate girls will be all over your doctor cock. Me included!"
I need motivation f am.
>>24343139
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cwvN9gcjrW
>>24343172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KpKK7UeLD6
>>24343177
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nQ2bcjDfFp
>>24343183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OwCsx2jv1E
>>24343187
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mRDjJQnmi3
>>24343191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03lxWbawa8S
>>24343228
>>24343231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jbh7pYQBFe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9gDIhv2TG
>>24343268
i try http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yOp93uSKFz
>>24343280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s129xSSj6Iiv
>>24343283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNOdMGn5pg
>>24343294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J8Ne0Ih0vQ
>>24343298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yWoeiciFtE
>>24343421
2/2
"You will finally see that I am in truth the superior one. The true alpha male. (laughs) Yes. After I've annihilated every single girl in the sorority house, I will take to the streets of Isla Vista and slay every single person I see there. All those popular kids who live such lives of hedonistic pleasures while I've had to rot in loneliness for all these years. They've all looked down upon me every time I tried to go out and join them, they've all treated me like a mouse.
Well now I will be a god compared to you. You will all be animals. You are animals and I will slaughter you like animals. And I will be a god. Exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it. You do deserve it. Just for the crime of living a better life than me. All you popular kids, you've never accepted me, and now you will all pay for it. And girls, all I ever wanted was to love you, and to be loved by you. I've wanted a girlfriend, I've wanted sex, I've wanted love, affection, adoration. You think I'm unworthy of it. That's a crime that can never be forgiven.
If I can't have you, girls, I will destroy you. *laughs* You denied me a happy life, and in turn, I will deny all of you life. *laughs* It's only fair.
I hate all of you. Humanity is a disgusting, wretched, depraved species. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to reduce every single one of you to mountains of skulls and rivers of blood. And rightfully so.
You deserve to be annihilated and I'll give that to you. You never showed me any mercy and so I will show you none. *laughs*"
Tell me what would you do if your boyfriend would shrink down to 2 inch
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XxEaAtd.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>24343393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NW9jBBg1WG
>>24343407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fsEI2LxOvz
>>24343437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MEraWoVHv9
>>24343461
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nedGUXQqQB
requesting the entire opening scene from TDKR
feel free to change voices as you change characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
"Andrew Craig is a normie faggot"
>>24343462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UuF0TvQoFp
>>24343638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ESxc7M06mw
>>24343432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03VHVOXvhvb
![[774 House (774)] Suzuka-sama's Servant 44.png](https://i.imgur.com/8twGvZw.jpg "[774 House (774)] Suzuka-sama's Servant 44.png")
>>24343545
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mRDjJQnmi3
>tfw demon loli will never tease you
Can you do this page next?
"Rammstein is my favorite band, i listen to them all the time"
please and thank you
Read this you stacy fuck:
The First Drought
Despite the finally fallen wall, the two could not meet.
They saw the bricks betwixt their feet.
Compelled to stay in place they could only wave.
Though the wall had fallen the barriers stood in place.
Along the eternal way, she stopped time.
we orbited in Bliss for this instant.
i plummeted through shade out of sublime.
Fear is the seed and Sunflower the plant.
there is no ceasefire to the civil war
kindled in my ever desolate heart;
in limbo, forever will i adore
her scent as it fades; i lay here apart.
the Sunflower forever gazed above,
"Oh look oh look at how it shines so bright!"
blind to the warm, somber drizzle of love.
Will she wilt while she holds her heart so tight?
Her memory forever branded deep.
only embers of regrets are to keep,
>>24343699
Dubs have chosen
>>24343734
for the linux one,
thanks!
>>24343707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EcEFb2Z5H2
>>24343738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1beijg8NIxd
>>24343748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUX7zpSbxp
>>24343777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19UAKhIJcPI
"This is your future motherfucker better stay in school."
>>24343734
>gee-en-you
youtried.jpg
Just say "Normies get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>>24343937
Sorry, can't be loud, parents are asleep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZWjyjiNRlk
Please say, "Just got a new 12in saw blade for my table saw.But you want to know why i got this saw."
>>24343988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mxyMRpbHr1
This is better than opiates. Thanks, OP.
>>24341434
older loli "Sie solch eine nette Stimme haben" younger loli "fur du" you probably don't speak german but i would be happy if you tried.
>>24341434
"My lack of a y chromosome results in incessant attempts to obtain attention."
>>24343984
Huh, you rolled your r, I wonder where you're from.
can you say "Jonathan Selman is a giant faggot"
>>24341434
Can you say "I know you can do it. Just work hard and you'll finish the work in no time. I'm proud of you."
I just want to hear you roll your r's again in loli voice
"Arent my boobs big enough for you anon?" In loli please
>>24344104
This.
If you know spanish say "Tres tristes tigres tragan trigo en un trigal."
>>24343734
why hasn't anyone asked this yet:
could you just give us like 30 seconds of sexual moans
Say "YOYR CHILDREN WILL BE MUSLIM, YOUR DAUGHTER WILL ONE OF FOUR WIVES, AND YOUR COUNTRY WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT ALLAH," loli voice please.
OP totally delivers
upvoted
Can you say
Livin' in Compton California C A
Uzi up your ass if I don't get paid
>>24344048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Nztq7ccB0
>>24344059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZMzvPcDe9f
>>24344074
I live in the South in the U S of A. I just do that because of Jojo.
>>24344075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GVW91A7hgb
>>24344080
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tBNEPhqcBB
"I... I think I just wet my diaper, senpai..." PLS I NEED
Please for the love of everything good in this world say "I love you. Thank you for always being good to me" in your normal everyday voice. I just need to hear it :/ Thanks in advance!
>>24341434
"Have you ever paid a homeless man without arms 20 dollars to give you a blowjob behind a gas station while its 10 degrees and your nipples could cut glass? It is exhilarating."
"He has no face"
>>24344104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tEM3IN5uJM
>>24344131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tEuW1vmaLj
>>24344160
I slept through my spanish class, sorry.
>>24344181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UBFaIKoM6w
gomen nasai for injecting my shitty fetish into it so I wasn't making just dumb sounds for half a minute
>>24344182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eVjXW3BVqV
>>24344189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZTf200Anrm
>>24344297
Read the pic in loli voice.
Say this in loli:
You can't have a piece of Joaquin. He's mine, not yours you slut.
>>24344196
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tBNEPhqcBB
jeeze that makes me feel better ty
>>24344196
been feeling home sick so german loli made my day, thanks op.
>>24344297
Can you do things in other languages?
Nosso bonde ta passando e as novinhas perdem a linha.
Nosso... mexer com meu marido, ganha sete tijolada.
>>24344225
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IlkoKuzBcJ
>>24344235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aoQOFGYd3M
>>24344268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rzgPuUY79r
>>24344290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZnnxQOW8Se
>>24344357
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IlkoKuzBcJ
ily marry me or not whatevs
>>24344196
I-I like the way you say faggot...
>>24344357
can you just make those GRONK GRONK GRONK noises from that one dinosaur fetish copypasta
or just say "hi josh" nobody has talked to me in a long time
>>24344297
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tEM3IN5uJM
What lannguage is this
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts
