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My experience with escorts
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ok, this will be quite long, so I have to split:

>20 yo, tired to be a virgin, I want to know what sex feels like
>go to an escort, she's a petite egyptian
>can't get it up...
>basically paid $100 for a blowjob with a condom on a soft dick
>I didn't feel anything and I'm still a virgin

>22 yo, I want to give it another try
>go to a new escort, she's milf, not ugly but I'm not attracted at all
>she does blowjobs without condom, cool but I don't feel anything
>still can't get my dick hard
>paid $135 bucks for nothing, but I'm so pitiful she only charges me for the blowjob
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>23 yo, I think I'm ready now!
>go to another escort, she's greek, a bit chubby but I'm very attracted this time
>she does a way better job than the others: deepthroat, balls-licking, french kissing, etc
>and yet, I don't feel anything so I'm half hard during the blowjob and get soft when it's time to fuck her
>so I didn't, I'm still a virgin
>$135 bucks again

>24 yo, I'm so horny, let's try it again
>go to a new escort, she's a white blonde, cute, her place is a complete mess
>she does what others had done, but still the same issues: I barely feel anything when she sucks me
>we try doggy but I'm not hard enough
>we end up talking about my situation
>still a virgin, $135.
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>25 yo, ok, this time let's try it at home, I'll be more comfortable
>I also asked my doctor for viagra pills so I'm READY
>I hire another blonde escort, small tits, but the cutest so far
>she sucks me but as usual, I don't feel anything.
>thanks to the pills, I'm hard enough to 'fuck' her
>so I try to, in doggy and missionary but I don't feel anything.
>And I suck at it too: I'm so slow she tells me I can go harder if I want - but I couldn't
>she tries to blow me until I come, but I don't and the hour has passed so we stop
>she gives me her phone number so I don't have to go through the agency (eh, someone like me is easy money for her)
>$280 (+ the pills) and no orgasm

>2016, June, 26 yo
>Feeling horny enough to try another time
>but I already know it will most likely suck, but I'm desperate to have some human contact

What should I do? When will I experience really good sex? Am I doomed to be sexless?
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Stop fapping. Holy shit.
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>>29000514
Obviously the idea of having sex with an escort isn't appealing to you, so maybe you should knock it the fuck off and try to start a relationship with a female and go from there?
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>>29001026
For how long? Because fapping is literaly all I have.

>>29001088
If I could, I would already have done that, bro.
You're right, I don't like the idea of having sex with someone I paid, but it's the only way for someone like me.
It's paying or no sex at all, which as you can read, doesn't make so much of a difference.

But sometimes I feel like having some human contact. Then it takes me a year to recover.
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Could just be cold feet, could be that your testosterone is fucking low.
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>>29001208
It was 406 ng/dL when I got tested.
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>>29001124
at least a month, maybe more.
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>>29001398
I don't think I'll be able to. I have a big addiction.
I think I could try one week, maybe two at most.
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>>29000514
Maybe this will be a little more expensive but why not have a "date" eith the escort. Go to eat somewhere, talk a little bit, tell her that you want her to tease you with words and subtleties while on your date. Bring her back home after 2-3 hours. Maybe you feel a closer connection?
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>>29001124
Definetely recommend fapping less. And maybe try going several times to the same escort build your comfort level. Just tell her your problem so she can help, you are paying for the time anyway. Just don't catch feelings and turn into captain save-a-hoe .
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Stop watching porn and maybe you'll actually get it up with a real woman.
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>>29000514
>Enabling whores
Kill yourself.
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>>29001499
I thought about it. Booking her for a day or an afternoon. But that would cost me a LOT, probably something close to $1000.

>>29001536
I also thought about going to the same escort, but I feel so ashamed for not being able to perform.

One of the problem I also have is that I cannot see their faces on the pictures (when it's not fake), so I never really know if I'll like her or not.
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>>29001208
No, it's because he grips and rips his dick so goddamn much
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>>29001670
c-c-could it be because I'm circumcised too?

But I cannot afford escorts multiple times a year, so I have to fap and watch porn the rest of the time.
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>>29001455
Take it slow. Stop for a day. Next week, stop for two days. Keep going until you get to a week without jacking off. Keep adding days until you get to a month. Good luck, man. I had a similar problem a couple of years back and stopping when you have nothing else is hard but you can do it. Find something to fill the time. Go for a walk, read, do push-ups, do anything as long as it isn't masturbating.
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>>29001801
Let's say I managed to stop fapping for a month, let's say I miraculously have a good time with the escort. What happens after?

How much do I masturbate? I certainly can't hire an escort every month and cumming only once a month seems quite sad for a 26 yo.
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>>29001870
Limit yourself to about 3 a week, I'm currently in the exact same situation as you and so far 2 weeks no fap and I find it easier to get and stay hard, and the sensitivity is slowly coming back

There's still a long way to go but I'm going to book am escort next week and see how it goes
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>>29000514
>tfw I actually might be a Chad

Huh...
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>>29000514
I could feel quite a lot even through the condom with blowjobs from the escorts I've been to. Maybe they were just more highly skilled at it
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>>29002132
First escort?

I remember when I tried nofap for a couple weeks, after while I lost interest in masturbation, which I actually didn't like. When I gave up and started masturbating again, it felt quite weird. Not satisfying actually.

Same goes for my cumshots, I always felt like regular masturbation was more satisfying than once a week. For example, if I come twice in a few hours, the second one is more satisfying than the cumshot I'd hold in for a week. Why?
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Did escortbro made an 11th thread?
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