Hey /r9k/ can I tell you a story about me in third person please, its pretty long
>Anons first day of college was pretty odd but fun
>He walks in wearing fresh clothes, red hoodie, grey cargo pants and converse trainers
>He clutches a grey laptop and rests it under his arm
>The guard outside the college assumes hes a teacher
>"Sir, are you here to teach? I'll need to see some ID"
>Of course Anon has no ID, appart from his bus pass he has nothing
>Seeing that the guard was eyeing his laptop he points out that he needs it for his writing
>The guard looks at him, unconvinced, his skeptic grin stares at you
>"Sir due to regulations I need to see all teacher ID"
>Anon blurts out "Oh oh no Sir I'm a student, Anon, Anon, I'm not a teacher haha"
>The guard visibly shaken smirks and says "Haha I'm just joking mate go through"
>As Anon goes through the gate he mutters under his breath something about buying a laptop case
>He quickly looks behind him and looks at about 5-10 students, who promptly look away from Anon, not wanting to risk eye contact after the misunderstanding
>Anon not wanting to seem weird meekly says "I've got this laptop cos....nevermind" and walks away to the office
>Little did the guard know he only had the laptop since he had autism and had shit handwriting
cont?
someone respond pls I'm bored
Aight man go for it (boards been slow lately)
>>28990735
(thank (you) anon)
>Anons mother had told him to find out were to go from a letter, alas the letter was partly destroyed by a unknown force(brother?)
>He rushed past around the Normies surrounding the hallway, quite of new faces he has never seen before
>Finally he had reached a place, though not the place he was looking for, he looked up and saw the sign
>Art department
>Definilty not the place he was looking for, or the place were he belonged, after all he had shit handwriting.
>After realizing he was lost and could never ever be a sick artist he must of worn a sad expression, he knew no one from the school and was already cynical about the new school
>A girl, short but stocky came up from behind and spoke in a commanding voice
>"Alright, you here for Art haha, you're early"
>"Oh no-I'm shit at Art, I have a laptop because I have bad hand writing and I can't really draw anything too well, I could never do Art.
>The girl saw his visibly confusen and awkwardness told him
>"Haha calm down, what are you looking for?"
>"I'm looking for the office, I'm not really sure were I should be"
>"The office? Take a right near the entrance and its right there y'know"
>He suddenly remembered how he took the time to look back at the students once the alteration with the guard was over
>Suddenly he felt stupid and said "Oh I must of missed It I'll get going"
>The girl, not really sure of her age said "I'll show you the way, don't want you to end up in psychology next hahah"
>As the girl led him through the hallway, he started to count the people he saw
>Being sneaky, and a victim of expirance of getting caught at looking at people his eyes darted back and forth
>1...2....3...4...6....16
>oh shit.jpg
>He just realized he was alone and that girl gone
>He kept walking he didn't want to turn around now
>He approached the stairs
>Those damn stairs
>A gang of girl were sitting on the steps
>They didn't seem angry, they seemed rather caught up in conversation
>"Eh excuse me please"
>The girls all looked, he counted 4 girls
>The first, being a brunette, rather nice looking, boyish looking, wearing a blue hoodie and grey cargo pants
"""The rest aren't really important but we'll get back to that"""
>The girls looked at him and the Brunette said
>"Hey, did you steal my trousers?" in a rather playful tone
>"No"
>"Hmm okay then mate"
>"Could I pass thr-"
>Suddenly the Art girl which he had lost shouted from behind him
>"Hey you! Come back here! You want to come to the office or no?"
>Anon apoligezes saying "Actually I have to go"
>As Anon turns he gets a good look of the staircase girl
>Chubby face, beady eyes.
>You walk forwards to the Art girl with a rather annoyed face
>"Couldn't you flirt with girls ONCE you know were to go?"
>You let out a awkward laugh of dismissal and walk with her to the office once again
I hope are people are reading this?
>>28991378
Yeah anon, you can continue the story
im just going to keep typing
>After escaping from the Art girl the first time, she won't let you get away the second
>She walks directly behind you telling you to turn right and left
>Finally you arrive at the office
>Literally next to the wisecracking sercruity guard
>"Alright Lad, already got yourself a girl huh?"
>The Art girl says "Hahah no chance, I'm just showing him the office"
>"Hey before I go, I didn't catch your name"
>"My name..?
>"Haha don't tell me you forgot your name mate?"
I just want to say I live in London so the word mate is said alot
>"Y'know if you're that confused you could of just asked me when you came in"
>"My name is- Anon"
>The Art girl says "Well, see you round Anon"
>The guard says "Haha getting lucky already, Anon?"
>think to myself oh great now this damn guard knows my name
>I 180 and walk towards the desk, the bored receptionist
>"Oh hey, I need to find were to go, I lost the memo"
>I tell him(not her) my name and classes and he tells me I need to go to my homeroom, he gives you directions
>As you walk to your home room you see the staircase girl and her friends
>"Alright cya at lunch"
>Now its just the Staircase girl and her friend, blonde hair with green dye at the bottom
>She turns and notices you "Hey look its that guy who stole your trousers lol"
>The staircase girl turns herself around and says to you
>"Hahah hey, hows it going, you still want to get that rude girls number haha?" is a batnerous tone
>"No I'm here for the home room"
>"Hmm you havn't noticed huh" she mutters
>Her friend, with green hair gestures her head towards the stair girls chest
>"OH SHIT! my laptop"
>When the Art girl told you to turn around you must of placed the laptop on the stairs and they picked it up
>"T-t-thank you, I'm glad you found my laptop"
>"Mate you just dropped it like nothing"
>Smile and take my laptop from the stair girl
I'll do one more for today then do the rest later maybe
>We walk into the homerome and sit down
>Me and the stair girl and greens sit being first get first pick
>Rooms set out like a typical classroom(govt funding ree)
>I think about Anime and bolt to reach the table right at the back next to the window.
>Stair girl sees and asks "Hey, I kinda what to sit"
>"Well since you saved my laptop..." in a robot voice
>Walk two tables right and sit down
>Teacher is pretty lax and doesn't give a hoot
>Take out ipod and start playing some weezer
>About 2-3 songs in the Staircase girl comes up and sits next to me
>"Hey, Anon right? I'm Madison, but everyone calls me Addie for short"
>I stare at her autisticly for a few seconds before saying "Hello, my name is Anon"
>"I knew that, Anon"
>"Oh ok" and I lay my head down, hide my head
>"Hey I know I was rude about the table early but I don't really care, you can move a table towards us if you don't mind, my only friend here is KINDA BORING anyways haha"
>"I'm alright, I'll rather just daydream...about stuff y'know, life and shit"
>What are you listening too Anon?
>Since I'm not that beta I take out a ear phone and start playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjDswIA9F3Y
>"So you like Rock Anon cool"
>I say "its rather cold here, I might just move their, I see sunlight"
>I take my earphones and stand up, Addie stands up and goes to her desk, her green friend is on her phone texting or something
>Me and Addie start talking about what schools we used to go and what courses we're doing and music we like, you find out she likes 90s music
>As we have to go to class I tell her it was nice talking to her
>Actually feel accomplished that I manged to talk to a girl without speging out
>I walk to lesson while making sure I hold onto my laptop
>As I walk out of the classroom Addie grabs my skinny arm and asks "Wait, why do you have a laptop?"
>"I have autism Addie"
>As soon as the words left my mouth my heart starts to boil
>We stare at eachother in confusin
I need to sleep, thread tomorrow?
if you read this please respond I'm lonely
this story doesn't have a happy ending
>>28992441
Continue, we're hear
>>28990437
>Continue, we're hear
We'll hear
God I'm tired
>>28992310
>I have autism Addy
>>28992688
Okay just for you Anon
>Addie is the first to speak
>"Oh, I didn't know, sorry Anon"
>pretty obvious from the way I talk I'm autistic
>"I have the laptop because my handwriting and drawings are bad"
>"I guessed that Anon, but my brother has autism, so are do....yknow-
>"No Addie not like that! I just sometimes do stuff"
>"I shouldn't of mentioned it sorry"
>Her green friend standing their days "Hmm, well me and Addie should get going, see you round..."
>Walk away and think about how many people over head that conversation
>First lesson of the day, more maths
It's around 5:30AM now so goodnight I'll do another thread tommorrow
