>fucking my gf
>she starts shouting "IM OVULATING!!! IM OVULATING!!"
>immediately get turned off and stop
>turns out she has an impregnation fetish
What do, bros
>>28983562
shove egg up her pussy
tell her to carry it inside
>>28983562
Give her to me, thats my fetish
>get a pot
>fill with water
>add egg so it submerged in the water
>turn on the gas
>put the pot over the flame on the stove
>wait
>if you can hear plop plop plop that means its cooking
>let it cook for 5 minutes
>after 5 minutes put the pot under cold running water for a minute
>take egg
>shove it in the vagina
You're welcome.
A S A N A G I
is the greatest
>>28983754
Came here to say this, but he was more original. Also don't get her preggo
>>28983562
You tell her you're going to forcibly impregnate her and pin her down as you cum balls deep inside her.
>>28984174
Fucking woman always have the most childlike depraved fetishes.
>tfw gf doesn't like the taste of my cum
>>28983562
give your breeder gf to me
>>28984290
You know what that means right?
>>28984290
She prefers Chad's
>>28983562
That's hot OP that really turned you off? That's literally what sex is for.
>>28984313
i eat too much shitty foods?
>impregnation fetish
>the thought of getting a girl pregnant makes me flaccid
>>28984313
It means his diet is shit and she's not the type to lie to him about it tasting good.
>gf
Nig
>>28984326
>>she starts shouting "IM OVULATING!!! IM OVULATING!!"
is it that hot? I'd prefer maybe something like
>I want your hot gravy in my toasty roastie
>Keep it in
>I want all of you
etc etc. but impreg is top tier. pls OP, let me blow my load in ur gf.
>>28984268
Some people just really get off on turning women into their personal baby factories and milking their engorged breasts senpai.
>>28983562
>Has a GF
GET OUT
>>28983562
I'm glad I'm not the only female who gets turned on by this.
I don't even really have a giant fetish about it but just thinking about getting fucked and cum into when I could get pregnant turns me on.
Just tell her that you're not into it and to fantasize in her head.
>>28984330
What this guy said oc
>>28984320
>>28983562
one of my fantasies is to tie a girl up and open a biology textbook and read to her exactly what pregnancy will do to her body asking her if that's what she wants and hearing her say yes every time.
Then I'd get a bunch of other books and start reading about how bad kids will fuck her life up and listen to her say how she doesn't care and still begs me for my seed.
There is nothing more manly and dominant that permanently claiming a woman by putting your seed inside of her and making her a servant to your genetic material for the rest of her life.
>>28984444
>I'm glad I'm not the only female who gets turned on by this.
Most men and women both are turned on by this. It's the biological imperative to have sex after all.
>>28984444
omg nice quads dude
>gf is into this
>always starts tapping on my arms / back like she can't speak and makes a really worried expression when I start pounding her especially hard or fast (raw)
>>Don't cum inside me! Aannnnoooon don't cum inside!
>why bonner
>usually put my mouth up to her ear and talk dirty about how much we both want to, really trail off about it for a while, but end with "but I really can't~"
>this usually causes her to change her story and start begging for it
>>breed me!!!
>pull out and cum on her tummy
Then again the pull out method doesn't always work.One time we didn't pull out and I must have came inside her 5 or 6 times that weekend. It was a dumb thing to do but it turned out okay.
a girl can know when she's ovulating?
how does it feel?
>tfw you'll never know what it feels like having a female body
>>28984706
>>pull out and cum on her tummy
Degenerate piece of shit.
>>28984724
I like to imagine their belly feels kind of warm and they get extra horny because their body is telling them they're ripe for impregnating.
>>28984724
When my bf pulls out after we've fucked while I'm ovulating, there is white cream all over his dick (not cum, but my girl-cream)
I also am a little bit warmer (body temp)
>>28984724
>>28984770
If they can tell when their eggs are dying, menstruation, they can probably tell when their eggs are ready to be fertilized.
>>28984788
sounds disgusting tbqh senpai
>>28984724
i dunno about grills sensing it, but I know i can sense that they are sometimes. my ex would be salivating more, she'd smell a bit better, & her juices were a bit more watery. i'd tend to also feel myself salivating more. i started tracking when this happened and it was semi regular. she started taking the pill and this sort of died off. it was a shame.
>>28983562
Fuck that's hot. The lucky few never appreciate what they have.
>>28984788
>girl-cream
Hot
>>28984390Wanna post source or the rest of the pages?
>>28984945
>>28984390
Please don't dump it ITT at least, last time you did was pretty awful and it killed all discussion
>>28983562
Marry the girl ez
>>28984724
I have no idea what they're talking about. I don't feel any different when ovulating, I don't even know when I'm doing it.
>>28984945
https://hitomi.la/galleries/605326.html
>>28984961
It's too long to dump, so I'll just link.
>it killed all discussion
Because everyone was too busy masturbating.
>>28983562
I wish that would happen to me bruv
>fucking my gf
>Tell her we haven't been using condoms in weeks, and its risky
>she grabs me tighter and starts kissing me
>forgot what I said exactly, but she followed with
>"yeah, yeah, that's what I'm gonna get!"
>cum inside her
The relationship didn't work out, it was just a fetish for her, while I wanted the reality.
>>28984788
This, and sometimes that cream leaks out into your panties so you can tell even if you don't have sex. You can tell when you're like more wet than usual.
A lot of women also tend to become more horny when they ovulate.
>>28985003
Men can tell when women are ovulating, even if they're not conscious of it like >>28984827
http://www.ehbonline.org/article/S1090-5138%2807%2900069-4/abstract
>>28985040
>while I wanted the reality
What is it with women and being obsessed with ideas and willingly pushing aside reality?
>>28983562
>>immediately get turned off and stop
You're gay
>>28985003
You know those few days before you get your period where you start to feel a bit wetter and maybe have some slight cramping on one side, bloating, or your breasts feel tender?
That's when you're ovulating.
>>28985097
printed and saved for later review.
>>28984724
Your body temperature rises, your vaginal discharge thickens, your cervix lowers and the little opening on the bottom widens. It's pretty easy to tell at what time of the month you're at feeling your cervix. Personally my nipples get more sensitive, too.
>tfw no sterile gf who acts like this
dont date her
thats nasty
>>28983562
Ask her what her fantasy is and act it out when she's on birth control (read: the pill, not birth control or fucking spermicide).
Seems simple, OP. She'd probably convulse so much you'd shoot one of the best loads of your life. Kek.
>>28985156
I don't know that feeling anymore, I've been on the implant for years now and haven't had a period besides light spotting.
Just roleplay with her.
>>28985274
I said birth control in the parenthesis but I meant Condoms. Shit typo.
>>28985283
Maybe I should switch to the implant. I take birth control but I still get ovulation symptoms.
