>tfw you're a fat robot virgin your whole life
>you have just one friend
>fall in love with her and spend the next five years pining for her
>you tag along with her to parties and get-togethers
>by association and osmosis, you start to become less of a loser
>you just might make it
>you're so love sick now you can't eat
>because you don't eat, you drop the lifelong weight in just a month
>you ask her out
>you start dating
>one month later you've split and a year later you're hostile to each other
>you feel like you lost your sun
>you don't know how life works without her
>you rebound with a stealth-crazy girl
>she becomes abusive and blackmails you into staying with her for six months
>you spend your last three months with her wondering how to get away while she does everything she can to satisfy you because she understands you're slipping away
>breaking up with the crazy chick is so traumatic you develop PTSD
>you become depressed and fat
>you didn't make it
If your childhood sweetheart had just stuck with you, your lives would have been amazing. Now she's probably happily married and you're hurtling toward lifelong loserdom.
>tfw you're me
Hurts, man.
>>28950975
I expected some kind of sympathy tbqhfamilia
Anyway, this and the Chris Chan thread >>28951113 convinced me to try to get back to the weight I was when I was with my high school sweetheart.
I'm going to allow myself to eat from 8:00 until midday every day, and I'm allowed to drink black coffee the rest of the time.
The way I lost the weight with her was that I only drank about four cups of coffee (with milk and sugar) and ate a KFC Pops every day.
I wish I had someone to obsess over like I did her. If I could fall in love with someone, all my problems would be fixed. But I can't because I'm a misanthropist and no one will take the time she did to worm her way into my heart.
Life sucks after your first love. Nothing compares.
>>28951529
Read the /fit/ sticky and learn how to make a proper diet. Starving yourself is ineffective.
Are you exercising? You should be exercising.
You're in the right direction, but looking at a map doesn't hurt you.
>>28950975
Who's that artist?
Please post more
Melodramatic normie problems.
>>28950975
>breaking up with the crazy chick is so traumatic you develop PTSD
Top fucking kek
>>28951627
Please respond famalam
oregano
>>28952075
>>28951627
It took me like 10 seconds to find it myself
>tfw you're a fat robot virgin your whole life
>you have just one friend
>fall in love with her and spend the next five years pining for her
>you tag along with her to parties and get-togethers
>by association and osmosis, you start to become less of a loser
>you just might make it
>you're so love sick now you can't eat
>because you don't eat, you drop the lifelong weight in just a month
>you ask her out
>you start dating
>one month later you've split and a year later you're hostile to each other
>you feel like you lost your sun
>you don't know how life works without her
All of this happened to me. Shit was fucking terrible.
>>28950975
>you ask her out
>you start dating
FUCK
OFF
NORMIE
>>28952104
I searched by image but couldn't find anything
>>28950975
>you start dating
Normies need to fucking leave. I'm so fucking tired of this shit
>>28952585
I wonder how these people feel, knowing that their pictures get reposted on imageboards full of lonely virgins everyday. I make sure I never get caught in somebody's picture for this reason
>>28950975
>muh normie problems
>baw waww life is so harrrrrdddddd when you got a gf ;;__;;_;_;_;
Why don't you go fuck yourself elsewhere?
>>28951595
I've been struggling with this shit my whole life. The only time I've ever succeeded is when I starved myself. I just have to do it for two months. Fuck, anyone can do anything for two months. Link relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSX3KG1hisk
>>28951703
I laugh about it now but between her being crazy* and my alcoholic father trying to get back into my life, the stress just became too much and I snapped.
*Some things she did while we were together and after I broke up with her:
>Hit and kicked me
>Broke into my parents' house while they were away on holiday
>Called friends and family and rambled about me
>Got into my FB account and posted photos of us doing kinky shit, then changed the password so I couldn't fix it
Those stayed up for years before I could make a new account and claim impersonation to fix the problem.
I don't like to impose myself on people, which is why her threatening to cause mayhem in my life worked and I ended up staying with her for three months longer. She basically raped me multiple times every day, so much so that I was raw and bleeding, until I finally broke up with her ... and then she spent the next year fucking my shit up.
>>28951639
>>28952188
Don't worry, I'm more robot than ever before.
>>28952715
>>28952585
Guys, this was years ago. My life is a barren wasteland of dead potential. My robotics regenerated. I think you can welcome me back in.
>>28952723
Being a robot is nothing to be proud of you stupid faggot, you are not one and you will never be one, you should happy about that.
>>28950975
this whole post just sounds like you're blaming other people for your failures
>>28950975
SPILL THE BEANS. what was the blackmail and it BETTER BE GOOD
>>28952817
So? Other people usually are to blame for your failures. As individuals we have almost no power to change our lives
>>28952778
It appears that you have good enough genetics for women to be interested in you. You had something all the robots long for.
I don't welcome you here ;___;
>tfw damaged my stomach with booze so I'm involuntarily starving myself
guess having a shit tier digestive system has its advantages
>>28952778
no, you are a failed normie. you are not welcome here
fuck you you dont have real problems you are just a faggot who wants a stacy
>>28953132
>tfw even robots won't have you
Story of my life. Even robots won't have me. Fucking wwheeeeee.
FUCK YOU CUNTSHIT, GET OUT OF HTIS FUCKING THREAD
>>28952817
>>28952884
Does it matter who's responsible? Let's not start a metaphysical debate. I've always been weird and out of place, ya ... but if only I'd had someone to guide me, maybe I wouldn't have failed like this. I didn't have anyone growing up. Except my high school sweetheart, I guess.
>>28952863
Sex stuff. Everyone ended up finding out I'm into pegging and BDSM. I couldn't get a job for years because of her.
