Is it weird to ask an escort to come to your house?
I want to do sex stuff but going outside is scary.
>>28947582
Nigga you are paying her, you can dispose of her in any way you like If you throw her the sufficient amount of money.
How the fuck are you going to have intimate contact with a total stranger if you can't even leave the house?
>>28947609
I've read a lot of escort's websites recently and a lot of them act like they're doing you a favor for letting g you fuck them at 500$ an hour. Its pretty ridiculous.
>>28947629
I just will. I'll do my thing. I was put on this earth to do it. Sex is a basic human necessity and the government should hire women to fulfill it. Like that vice japan documentary where the nice going lady goes around to peoples houses who have cerebral palsy and gives them hand jobs. I think she was working for a privately owned company but the idea is the same.
She is a saint and I love her.
>>28947724
Leaving the house is a basic human necessity
Yeah it's called a incall
or outcall i don't remember i always get them confused
but yeah
>>28947745
Thats a myth.
Its 2016.
>>28947777
quads confirms. they will come to your house, but get ready to chit chat and answer 5,000 questions. of course they are going to try and profile you for their safety.
in my experience, they come and wait outside in the car before they enter.
hide your valuables
>>28947724
>mfw americucks have to pay 500 dollarydoos for vagina
>i can just throw 30 euros at some barely legal eastern european female and nut in 15 minutes, at home
>>28947848
I'm guessing Germany?
>>28947724
>500$ an hour
Did the demand for pussy go up? Thought it was around $150?
>>28947848
>30 euros she fucks multiple people a day
>500 dollars she fucks a couple of times a week
enjoy your blown out vaginas and stds fag.
>>28947883
>500 dollars she fucks a couple of times a week
LEL. You probably believe that too. Also vaginas don't get stretch out because of a lot of fucking you turbovirgin
>>28947921
The high end escorts that charge that much work far less often, just keep in mind that little slavslut has sucked and fucked 15 cocks before you, fat hairy business men and skeevy junkies have sweated and came all over her.
I wondered if she even showered before she saw you.
cuck
>>28947960
You're a naive little shit, fuck off back to /pol/ with your childish insults
>>28947960
It's funny when sperging permavirgins think they know anything about sex.
>>28947991
>>28948014
It's funny when butt hurt euro trash blatantly samefag, yeah i noticed the poster/reply count.
You embarrass yourself please go before this gets out of hand.
>>28947960
>showered
fucking disgusting.
I jerked off and I'm ok now btw.
>>28948028
>retard gets called out on being a retard
>they must be samefagging
>>28948350
epic shoop newfag
>>28947960
when will the amerishit realise he's been blown the fuck out
