It is everyones favorite film about a syrup addicted bear.
That is right, it is Winnie the Poo and his cousin Piglet from the hit family film that is called "Winnie the Poo and the Chamber of Syrup".
If you haven't seen Winnie the Poo and the Chamber of Syrup before, then you might as well just be blind, or deaf, or both, because you are missing out on an action packed adventure that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
And my best bit in the whole of the film is when Winnie the Poo is standing outside of his college in his red colored crop top with his traditional no trousers on.
And he is making loads of people laugh by sucking syrup off the top of a teacher's car, and then gargling with it to the theme tune of MTV's Sweet Sixteen.
And all of his friends were saying that it was so funny, and his friend Ross even said that it was probably one of the best things that he has seen in about half a year.
And then Tigger, who is the main idiot at the college, was going around telling everyone that he is going to punch Winnie the Poo in the back of his head after college when he is not looking, because he hates him so much.
But it was so obvious that he is just jealous of Winnie the Poo for getting all of the attention from everyone.
And then after college, Tigger goes to punch him, but Winnie the Poo senses his presence and he instantly turns around and slices Tigger's spine with a bit of plastic that he found next to a fence.
And then, Winnie the Poo goes on top of Tigger on the ground and he does a massive screaming laugh right in Tigger's face that sounded like a train full of bees smashing into a school.
And then, before Tigger could even say "Why can't I move my legs?", Winnie the Poo had completely vanished.
And then, when it was at night time, Winnie the Poo goes over to Piglet's house, and he says for Piglet to give him all of the syrup that he has got.
And Piglet says "You can't have it because my wife is pregnant, and it is all that she can eat right now".
And Winnie the Poo says "Pregnant shmegnant, I don't give a flying hell if she is pregnant or if she is just fat, I just want to have all of your delicious golden bee juice inside of myself".
And then he slowly walks over to Piglet, and he kisses him on his forehead, and he says "My sweet cousin" in a really light voice.
And then he looks at him for about 5 seconds, and he does a half smile.
And then he slaps him right across his face, and he bends forward, and he licks Piglet's face where he was just slapped, and he says "Give me your bee syrup now, you salmon colored dwarf".
And Piglet says "You need help mate! You have got a serious syrup problem".
And Winnie the Poo says "Shut up, no I do not".
And Piglet says "Eh, you do realize the reason everyone calls you Winnie the Poo is because you actually stink of poo, because you never wash, because all that you do is drink bee syrup all day. And Tigger said he actually saw you eating your own poo out of a napkin in the college car park as well".
And then, Winnie the Poo just grabs the jar of syrup out of Piglet's pale pink palms, and he runs out of the house.
And as he is running away, he screams "JUMANJIIII".
And then, right at the end of the film, there is a shot of Winnie the Poo sitting in the woods looking at a photograph of him and Christopher Robin in Italy next to the Eiffel Tower.
And then the camera goes really close up on Winnie the Poo's face, and he starts laughing, and loads of bees fly out of his mouth, and it lasts for about 5 minutes.
And then, the screen just goes completely black, and writing comes up that says "Winnie the Poo hasn't been seen for nearly 2 and a half years".
And then, a lightning bolt goes across the screen, and it smashes the writing up into loads of little pieces, and the film just ends really suddenly.
It really is one of the most action packed films that has ever been made about syrup.
And if you have children of your very own, or if you can find a child just for a day, then you should definitely have a watch of it with them when it is the summer holidays.
Because trust me, you will not regret it, not even a slice.
You happy OP? Get that out of your system?
Go back to your room and don't bother anyone else for the rest of the morning.
are you ok, OP?
are you feeling well?
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>>28923147
you know what's a really great movie
legend of the guardians the owls of ga'hoole
>>28924122
Is that the one where the owls are like knights and stuff and have a kingdom?
That's a neat concept. I remember when I was a kid there was a series of books about the secret world of cats similar to that.
>>28924153
kinda
it's more like star wars with owls
>>28924063
men swoon, right
>>28924063
Do you mind leave OP alone you harlot.
>>28923120
Don't fuck with me man. I just had the worst psychotic episode of my life and you're making me question if it's over yet
>>28924295
Llkllkldedsdddsdssssu
ha ha yes you took the popular culture thing and added the other popular culture thing, and in so doing, made it
""""""weird"""""" and offputting
this is groundbreaking and sophisticated humor that deserves eight billion likes and RTs, instead of shit imageboards were doing fully a fucking decade ago
