>TREAT A WOMEN KINDLY
>treats women kindly
>get thought of as a pervert or a gay
I was in line at McDonald's getting some breakfast this morning. There were two very attractive young ladies in the line next to mine. I complimented them and they giggled. One of them asked if I could buy breakfast for them and I said sure. Cost me like 15$ and some change for their breakfast but the smiles on their faces was priceless. We said our goodbyes and I asked for the cute brunettes number. She said she had a boyfriend so she couldnt. All I could think was what a lucky guy. A gorgeous and loyal girlfriend. One day I will meet the girl right for me. That is what being a gentlemen is all about. Not some ridiculous "alpha" nonsense or being a womanizer, it is about being a man- a real man.
>being kind to females
EL OH FUCKING EL
>>28922108
That's not part of the D E N N I S operating system..
>>28923575
and what is being a samefag all about?
>Ah, 'scuse me, m'lady haha, not to be officious haha. Excuse my parlance I have just came from the library hehe. Do you like a man who reads? With reason and logical in my artillery I am quite the sagacious gentleman as you can see from my attire and how I comport myself. Care for a drink, mlady? Can I get you anything? Not to be intrusive ahha just pondering. I am without a lady right now and you seem a prime candidate, N-not to trivialise you of course aha you a re very beautiful hehe.
>Ummm, no thank you. Goodbye.
Five beers Later, 5AM on /r9k:
>Fucking women are fucking whores. i try to be nice to these CREATURES and they trample me underfoot!
>Has never been with a woman
>"Being kind to women is a joke haha amirite guys"