>mom says good morning
>ignore her
You're a cunt
fug urself
>say good morning to mom
>she ignores me
>>28919607
>mom says bad morning
>I say mom, you silly goof, today's not opposite day!
>then mom says she can't tell if I really mean it isn't opposite day, or if I mean the opposite of what is meant by the phrase it isn't opposite day because it actually is opposite day
>I give her a big ol' smile and a hug, we laugh and then make pancakes together
>I go outside and bask in the sun, drifting in and out of sleep until the night comes
>girl who crushed on me 10 years ago but never said anything says hey on okcupid
>ignore her
>>28919878
You did the right thing. Good job m8
>>28919913
she was a hoebag in high school. she was married to a much older guy who i can safely assume creampied her daily for years. she got 20 pounds heavier. she still acts basic. i would've still had to act like a gentleman, take her fat face on dates, and pretend being her safety is ok with me. no thank you breh.
>>28919607
>mummy says hello my angel
>screech at her
>>28920115
Was it like
REEEEEEEE
>>28919607
dad says this to me everyday when I get up in the afternoon and I just say nothing or h-h-hi
