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2016-05-29 21:55:37 Post No. 28911277
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2016-05-29 21:55:37
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>Be me, raped by the 2008 recession
>Mid 20s, living with parents on and off
>No friends but coworkers mostly look up to me
>Play hilarious joke on coworker today. He laughs. We fistbump
>Supervisor hears, thinks it's hilarious
>I go back to my office and sit alone for the rest of my shift trying to pass the time and think of more pranks
>Retarded monkey could do my job. Finished all my work months ago
>Performance evaluations yesterday. All fields outstanding.
>Supervisor tells me I'll have his job next year
>Assistant director says he wants me to take his spot when he leaves
>Director occasionally makes jokes about some day when I have his office.
>I do absolutely nothing but breath and am praised.
>Contradict my supervisor, his boss and heads from other departments regularly. Complain about being under worked.
>Asked to be ready for a promotion soon. Praised for work ethic even though I literally don't do anything. Just sit in my office and sometimes berate and mock superiors.
>Despite literally doing nothing all day am asked to be there all the time to babysit coworkers and my boss. Work 60hrs a week frequently
>Lonely. Tired of one night stands with landwhales
>Quit smoking and doing drugs
>9.5/10 younger gf moves in. Thinks my jaded attitude is masculine.
>Go out with her friends that are all 5 years younger and in college.
>Start giving them career advice
>GF has to leave town for a couple of days to work a job I got her
>"I miss you so much anon" every couple of hours
>Boot up minecraft, modded
>Invisible superpowered zombie spawns in my base. Have to start over.
>Overwhelmed with sense of boredom.
>Video games not fun any more
>Spend all day browsing /r/4chan. It's like the reader's digest of 4chan
>Get invited to work party
>Bring dad
>Old supervisor keeps telling dad how awesome I am
>Dad telling all my coworkers how proud he is
>I just want to play minecraft
>GF comes home, we bang a lot
>Get tired of sex, want to play minecraft