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well i need escortbro he post the 10th thread already? i only read till the one with apologise for over reacting.
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>>28909978
bump.
Scortbro, we want to keep up with your story. We care about you.
Also, someone please post the escort backlog for this man.
Although you could just ctrl f "escort" in the archive to get to day, but whatever
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>>28909978
Thread 1: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
Thread 2: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632/
Thread 3: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28563840/
Thread 4: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28588279/
Thread 5: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28634920/
Thread 6: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28681400/
Thread 7: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28745482/
Thread 8: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28798775/
Thread 9: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28821140/

>inb4 muted for unorginial
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>>28909978
bumperino againino.
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>>28910044
i want him to see this and write something
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>>28909978
Bump for the landlord bro.
Best character yet, hope he appears more.
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>>28910099
I'm too lazy to read through 9 threads, pls give us a TL;DR of each
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>>28911319
no TL;DR for this, anon.
Just read them, it isn't as of you had something better to do anyway.
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>>28911350
not only too lazy but can't even focus for one thread, let alone 9...

did he try to wife the whore?
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we need to have escort anon general threads. the op should include all the threads, pastebin, and various info and something about not asking for a tl;dr (or a tl;dr in the op)
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>>28909978
who the fuck is escortbro? stop making these shit threads
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>>28911457
Welp, it seems he's on it. But the thing is Marina's life is all sorts of fucked up.

Truly, to catch on the story you need to start from the first to the end. There isn't other way around.
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>>28911511
why am I not surprised?

also, by the time I read all this will get archived and no one else will bump it... pls anon, I only need one line per thread
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>>28911484
Escortbro is the Op of >>28910099
If you don't like the threads, just stay away from them.
But it's a very entertainig story, and escortbro truly is the definition of robot. Give them a try.
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>>28911545
Fuck man, i can't TL;DR 9 fucking threads, sorry.
It just isn't possible.

If you don't have the time now read them when you have time to spare. Take it as if it was a book or something.
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>>28911602
>Take it as if it was a book or something.
that's exactly why I ask for a TL;DR cause I refuse to read one without a summary to know if I actually want to read it or not
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>>28909978
Escortbro came on earlier tonight.
He said
>I may post soon about an update etc but there are still a few things we need to solve before I feel comfortable to do that and I'm not sure if people will want to know (although I know you ask at least)
I think this will be the last chapter since there isn't much to say anymore (unless something happens again like in chapter 8)
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>>28911635
>>28911602
You guys are missing out.
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>>28911635
Basically the threads talks about how Op tries to act like a normal human person. Op describes perfectly everything that is happening everytime, it is very well written.

...and yeah, the story revolves about how a robot decided to try get a escort gf. He has his awkward moments, moments where marina lies to him, moments where he gets in a fight with the girl's pimp...

It's too long to tell, idk.
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>>28911743
I've been with escortbro since his second thread.
How am i missing out?
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>>28911635
it's not a long story because it's interesting it's a long story because he types out every single minute detail. he'll have a 30 line post that encapsulates what sounds like a ~5 minute period

the gist of it is
>lonely guy meets hooker
>he falls in love with her
>he makes thread about it
>people tell him it wont end well but a few people tell him to continue meeting her
>he has a few more meetings and they start """dating"""
>eventually gets in to a fight with some dude that may or may not be her pimp

that's when i stopped reading
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>>28911775
I'm assuming you're >>28911602
Sorry, replied to you by accident.
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>>28911825
no worries anon.
Hey look, im original
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>>28911799
more or less what I thought it would be. thanks bro
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just an idea of what his writing is like if you havent been keeping up
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>>28911758
op said it was not her pimp, but i said in the last thread my opinion about it.
i realy want to know about op, maybe he just killed himself, we all know what happens when something very good happens in our lives right?
something far worse will happen.
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>>28912265
>>28912265
>>28912265

what a coincidence
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