If you somehow acquired a Death Note, whose names would you write in it? Assume it would be literally impossible for you to be caught or suspected in any way. For me it would be:
>Bernie Sanders
>Nicki Minaj
>Drake
>any of those other current rappers who slur the fuck out of their words and rhyme nigga with nigga and bitch with bitch
>my oneitis' boyfriends
>people I went to HS with
And I can't really think of anyone else right now.
>>28894232
Fuck, I forgot to add:
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Zoe Quinn
>Patricia Hernandez
And any other Extreme SJW I come across.
I would write my name.
>>28894232
>Sanders
>Shillary
>Merkel
>Obama
>Soros
>all rappers
>all sluts
>all muslims
>all Tumblr/reddit users
>all SJWs
>whoever suggested that the 'Dualed' series end on a cliffhanger
I see I found the cuckold thread.
>>28894232
Many world leaders, known terrorists, etc. I'd make it so they'd shoot themselves at the exact same time leaving the same note behind saying they know we're all better off that way and that they're sorry for what they did.
>>28894232
>Bernie
>Hillary
>Merkel
>Obama
>Random tumblrinas I saw
>A few Staceys that I knew in high school
>A few Chads that I knew in high school
>Random SJWs that I saw
>Ben Shapiro
>Glenn Beck
>Cliff Blezinski or however you spell that faggot's name
>>28894232
i would kill everyone lololol
i can change humans for good
>>28894232
The name of every member of the Bilderberg Group, every American politician and the name of every person I can think of on the spot who can be considered rich.
For the cause I'll put in: precision attack carried out by an up til now unknown species of anus targeting rape walruses.
Then probably the name of my ex.
>ITT: Every angry Republishit puts Shillary, Bernie and any other liberal they are afraid of
>>28895135
But that might cause some people in our current social climate to sympathize with them and take up their cause, you dingus.
>>28894232
You're top cuck for picking those OP.
>>28894232
>hates rap and the degenerate capitalist culture it represents
>hates sanders
that dissonance
>>28894254
does this even work?
with all the autistic rules that thing had you'd think this would've come up
>>28894576
>all sluts
>all muslims
>all Tumblr/reddit users
>all SJWs
gotta have the person's face in your mind
I'd offer suicide help for people in here.
>>28895289
>write your own name
>put suicide as the cause
>no matter how hard the book tries, you're still too much of a pussy to do it
>all the laws of the physical universe collapse
>all of existence is unwritten
>you're still hiding alone in your basement because even ceasing to exist is too scary for your bitch ass
I'll write my own name.
>>28894232
>Hillary Clinton
>Kardashian family aside from Kanyes Kids
>Macklemore
>Taylor Swift
>Young Money crew
> Justin Bieber
>Pittbull
>>28895411
you don't need to write a cause
the person always gets a heart attack in like 40 secs or something
assuming that using it on yourself does work
Pick a random small town and wipe it out
>>28895442
>taylor swift
nigga wut
at least make her fuck you first
what's with all you normies killing popstars anyway, they're all just gonna be easily replaced
>Donald Trump
>Hillary Clinton
>Bernie Sanders
Every person mentioned on news. Every time someone goes on the news, I'd write their name. Really funny.
Jeb Bush, not necessary but funny
>>28894232
>Angela Merkel
>Israel phone book
>post suicidal info thread on /r9k/ for those who want to pass peacefully in thier sleep
>>28895525
really funny
i like it
Everyone that has hurt me throughout my life.
All that anger that has built up will release when the bodies hit the floor.
>>28895338
This. "Anon dies a peaceful death in his sleep" after they post a timestamped picture of themselves.
i solved how to not get caught by deathnote
i just type his way to die by suicide
A few shitty criminals I remember from highschool. World would be better off without them desu.
>>28895629
The anime was fetched anyway. He could never get caught if he didn't panic. How the fuck would he even? It's a fucking magic book that kills people.
Everyone except 17 girls and a trap.
>>28895495
>Republican Party immediately injects Paul Ryan as nominee
>Democratic Party injects Joe Biden
Look what you've done, m8
>Israel
>George soros
>Bernie
>that new Star Wars director
>the guy dating my HS crush
>>28895451
I know, I was attempting to be humorous.
You silly, autistic shitquack.
>the guy who nicknamed me in HS
>>28894232
>Death
Yes I'm edgy.
>Nobody here mentioned the entire Rothschild dynasty
You guys are top pleb, keep blaming the politicians
One name.
Christopher Poole.
>>28894232
>All Jews
>All Muslims
>All sjws
>All of Africa
>All heretical christians
>Myself
>>28895678
He got caught by the world's greatest detective.
>>28895678
Wasn't the panic that got him. It was his initial poor planning and hubris.
>>28895758
Sounds good to me
Death to meme politics
>>28894232
I'd probably just randomly click profiles on Facebook and write that person's name if they seemed obnoxious.
Also twitch streamers. Would be fun to see some guy hang himself half way through a dota match
Probably the same as Light, cleaning up the world n shit
Except I wouldn't be obsessed with becoming a god and just stay anonymous
>>28894232
I would kill all known terrorists and most of the people on the INTERPOL wanted list. I'd also have them leave some messages from "God" basically expressing his displeasure with ideologies I don't like (Radical Islam, Communism, Fascism, Zionism, etc.).
>>28895758
>Republican Party selects a guy who actually represents their party's values instead of a radical lunatic
>Democrstic Party does the same
I'm not seeing the problem here.
>>28894576
>all sluts
so all women?
>everyone besides myself
>myself
>>28897712
>trump is more of a lunatic than paul ryan
oh boy
careful children if you don't use there full names your spells do unto you. example "Hillary rodingham Clinton".
I'd probably make sure every single person dies a different death, that way they can never find out if someone is killing people with magic or whatever.
>>28894232
If i have a Death Note,that means heaven and hell are real ,so i become a good person and pray everyday. I never use it so i don't fade away for ever.
>ctrl+F
>no Kim Jong Un or Putin or Xi Jinping
death note is one of the greatest pieces of modern literature
No one, because murder is wrong.
Death comes to everyone.
I'm amazed that even after all the bullying and years of homelessness I've been through, I still got my moral integrity.
I'd write my mom's name,
and then I'd get some rich guy to write me into his will then kill himself.
sounds like a plan
>>28899439
moral integrity is for the weak no wonder you were bullied and homeless
>>28897716
So be it.
112435467578
>>28899485
yeah maybe :(
well if anything, all the bullies of my school years are all my friends now, so maybe there is some good in that
all this /pol/shit is disturbing
>>28894232
I wouldn't have the courage to kill anyone because I value life too much
Everyone who browses 4chan. I'm sure it would improve the world significantly.
>>28899568
the point of 4chan is anonymity though, where are you going to get a list of everyone who browses 4chan and their names?
>>28899581
oh, AND you need to see know their faces
Your plan has a lot of holes desu
>>28894232
donald trump
Hillary Clinton
bernie sanders
onision(greg something)
anita sarkeesian
every kardashian
kanye west
George clooney
dax shepard
ethan klein
leafy (to be fair)
james willems
martin shkreli
ted cruz
david so
>>28899604
the fuck is wrong with you?butts
>>28899319
at first I thought "genius"
but now I'm wondering what a supernatural notebook that kills people has to do with anything writen in the bible
None because killing people is for faggots.
>>28899631
but you're not killing anyone, you're just writing their name in a notebook and completely by coincidence they happen to die right after you do it
now i feel like watching death note again
I will try to wipe out as many NEETs as I can using government registers and social media.
>>28899653
please kill me softly
>>28899640
I think I'd write your name then, anon.
>>28899669
honestly if you know my name and face you can go for it, i'm already suicidal just too much of a pussy to off myself
>>28894232
>writes in OP
>>28894232
>OP
>leaves a suicide note saying "im a huge faggot please rape my face"
>chokes on a dick
>>28899380
>blindly killing the leaders of countries that challenge america
epic
>>28899439
>not killing people who would have otherwise gone on to kill 1 or more people
Better keep your hands clean, lad! Wouldn't want to get them stained with justice.
>>28899691
underage detected, kill yourself
>>28899667
>28899667
>Dick gets stuck in piss bottle, rips bottle away from body, dick remains in it, blood and organs fall out and dies.
>>28894232
All non white people.
All people with iq < 110 (the only thing iq is good at)
>>28894232
every politician/leader I can find on the internet except kim jong un
every stacy I know
shamwow guy
all major feminist speakers
micheal bay
go to a major bank several times, noting down names of all staff, then systematically killing all of them
george bush (both)
george clooney
george takei
george rr martin
george Alexander Louis (son of british prince)
any other famous george to make people think there's some connection
I'd write the name of every member of the US president's cabinet, the senate, and the house, the important people of the CIA, FBI, and NSA, the Koch brothers, Soros, and some other bougie fucks to commit suicide with the most easily accessible firearm. I'd specify that they all do it at the exact same moment, while shouting "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! DUHNUHNUH NUH, NUH NUH NUH NUH" and then boom. That'd be quite a way to change the fate of the world
Just for fun. Instead of trying to kill reprobates and purify the world. I'd do the opposite of that. All virtuous people. Like hardcore pastors. That one football player that was saving himself for marriage. Every hero that saves children or something. John Cena. (I'd be sad to see this character go though) Any public icon that isn't reprobate enough. I'd be quite interested in how people behave and what they say in this world.
The only people that would be outside of this would be the ruling class. Those who work for me would live. I'd create a very secret world government. Also tech people so that I can live forever.
>>28894232
>any of those other current rappers who slur the fuck out of their words and rhyme nigga with nigga and bitch with bitch
wew lad
I would write famous / important people just to cause chaos and then in the end I would kill myself
misoginistic man that catcall and opress women in their everyday life
anyone that wasn't born black-colored
>>28899828
fellow /x/phile?
Why not just take out the successors of the biggest families
>Rockefellers
>Carnegie
>Vanderbilt
>Morgan
>Koch bros
Take out the youngest with the book and then the oldest won't be able to find inheritors, anyone that thinks they can take up the fortune gets put down as well
Basically condemn all the assets and money they used to own
>>28899900
Another idea that could be fun - every unattractive person, and every plastic surgeon.
>>28900005
eugenics, nice idea
>>28894232
Hillary Clinton
Anita Sarkessian and all those fishfaced vile cunts
Leaders and as many of the followers I could find of every single faction in syria except maybe the kurds. Fuck them all.
Gene Simmons
gossip writers
The staff of kotaku, gawker, etc
The entire house of saud
Maybe some of NK's top people but on the other hand, fuck messing with that nutbag country too much.
Merkel
any muslim cleric who is even mildly extremist. Wrath of allah, cunts.
Top people in the bilderburg group, world bank, etc.
OJ
Then maybe 15 people who I fucking hate, murderers, niggers that got away with shit, etc. No celebrities because I barely know any/care about them.
Oh also I'd have one/a few of the daesh/muslim guys die by suicidebombing the Kabaah (ie. the muslim magic box in mecca) with a not saying omething to the effect of 'muhammed told me to do it.'
>>28899439
What a fucking homosexual. Holy shit. Enjoy your unthinking categorisation of morals, untermensch.
i would make all the governments entering a war, then i would let the world burn and explode.
and then there is no suffering.
>>28894232
I'd roll a blunt from a page, smoke it, and see what happens.
>>28894232
All the ones you said but I'd go further beyond
>all the family members of house saud
>all the family members of the kim dynasty
>most non-contributing dictators in general
>shillary clitton
>merkel
Just like Light, I'd make sure there will be justice in the world.
None. The very existence of the death note means that there is an afterlife and if you use it you aren't allowed to enter the afterlife according to the show.
>>28899825
>get this stacy I know
>write that she kills herself in shame after letting me degrade and fuck her willingly for a week
>pretends to be deeply in love with me
Only way its ever gonna happen desu
>>28900135
You fucking idiot. The conclusion of the show is 'you go to nul' ie nothingness - ie. there is no afterlife. No one goes to heaven or hell.
>>28900201
watch the show again
>>28894232 We can still write what they do before they die and shit right?
>>28894232
>names of my bullies
>everyone whose job is youtube/twitch
>>28899319
But if the live action movie is canon you get to come back as a shinigami
>>28895138
>Cliff Blizenski
What did he do to you?
Only real answer is
Humanity
Just end it all
>>28900175
Umppppfffffff
Fuuuucccccckkkkk
>>28894232
>Following sunday evening, over half of the swedish parliment suffered from a collective heart attack, along with nearly a hundred people indigenous to the deep south of Sweden.
Merkel, Chomsky, the top people at Goldman Sachs (and all other CEOs of Jew-run large corporations), Jeremy Corbyn, Christopher Poole, myself
If I had a Death Note I'd go full Kira.
Absent of any nonsense anime superdetective to pursue me and cause undue stress and a victim mentality, Kira's actions are entirely defensible.
>>28900175
Death Note only gives you about 30 minutes of control before death iirc.
>>28894252
But that's not the triad of cancerous evil
You mean Brianna Wu, not Hernandez
>>28894254
Ditto my original friend
What if you wrote someone's name in your Death Note, and somebody else had the exact same name? Would every James Wilson die?
i shudder at the thought of anybody from /r9k/ possesing a death note. Also, don't you become cursed if you write in one?
>>28899604
I think i'm going to listen to some yeezy now, thanks for reminding me. Kanye West 2020.
>>28902686
you have to watch the anime friend
>>28902686
no only the one you're picturing whilst you write it
>>28899825
>micheal
>>28902492
Rules 27/28 say that if the cause of death is disease, death can take 23 days or longer.
>Name: Stacy Mcstacerson
>Cause of Death: Brain Tumor, more than 22 days from now
>Details: Brain Tumor causes immediate and immense hornyness and undying love for ((anon)), no pain until final day
Or if 'childbirth complications' can count as a disease, you can have ~9 months.
>>28902916
Childbirth complications wouldn't work unless the woman was already pregnant and even then it's more likely to simply end in stillbirth after the 23rd or so day.
One thing you have to remember is that the Death Note is pretty resistant to being "gamed", trying to manipulate the rules will end in heart attack.
>>28899604
>shkreli
Why
>>28895442
>Taylor Swift
NIGGER YOU WHAT
>>28894232
I would go full Dino Buzatti and kill the most important man in the world, everyday.
After a year, once they have realized, I will see if there's still someone who wants to be a leader.
> I just realized Death Note is a modern variant of the Gyges Ring.
With such a power in his hand, what man wouldn't become injust?
weeaboos, furries
>George Soros
>Merkel
>Hillary
>Bernie
>The most popular pop and rap artists, particularly the ones that advocate hedonism and overall degeneracy
>Any radical SJW president candidate that may pop up in the US in the future
>Donald Trump
>All artists associated with rock (Except Shoegaze)
>(You)
James Corden
Chloe Moretz
Emma Watson
David Benioff
Jada Pinkett Smith
PewdiePie
Adele
Christina Aguilera
>>28895678
The Death Note makes the user paranoid. Which is bad for egomaniacs like Light. He got himself caught because he played it too loosely.
>>28894232
Everyone
because edgy
Ben Scheidt
>My family
>Everyone in my yearbooks
>Everyone in the phonebooks
>Everyone on Facebook
>Everyone on Youtube
>All celebrities
>All niggers/mexicans/chinks
I feel like all that would make the world a better place for me.
>>28895678
>>28896126
This ten time.
He would never had gotten caught if he took a week to plan for everything, then he would have begun by killing people in Australia, and then the japanese police wouldn't even have begun to search after him.
The story would have shown L in Australia for the 10 most boring volumes in manga's history.
>>28895138
>killing the guy who mad GOW.
fuck you
>>28903762
If he would've killed everyone by suicide at random times and not only outside of school hours the police wouldn't even know that it was a human doing it, they'd end up with all kind of crazy theories.
Shillary Clitton
Bernie Sanders
All current communist leaders of any country and their relatives (nort korea, china etc)
People who think Liberal arts, Gender Studies and shit like that is a good degree
Anyone who unironically believes in body positivity & gender equality
All niggers and jews
The anon who said 'Taylor Swift'
MYSELF
>>28904078
>All current communist leaders of any country and their relatives (nort korea, china etc)
>People who think Liberal arts, Gender Studies and shit like that is a good degree
>Anyone who unironically believes in body positivity & gender equality
>All niggers and jews
How? Do you know how the book works?
>>28894232
>Drake
He's a robot though
>>28899710
>imblying I don't want to make America great again
>>28894232
Every major world leader just to watch the shitshow
I would hide and probably stuff it undersome junk because im scared of hurting people or try to come into contact with a shinigami for the eyes, Just so I would know the names of all the bigger guys and flirt with them. and if I did kill them I would make sure it was peaceful and they were very happy before the death they have/
>>28904426
it's a power fantasy let him have it. In real life he probably cries every time some black dude sneezes
>>28904539
Keep being cucked by niggers you fag. Killing all world leaders would actually change shit. If their vp took over you kill them too. Soon enough anarchy will ensue. Put out a statement that if you don't kill a nigger a day the man killing everyone will kill you. Soon we will be great again without minorities and government.
>>28894232
Why would you kill Sanders when you could just kill Clinton and watch the epic meme battle between Reddit and 4chan in real life? You're a small time thinker OP. You should probably write your own name in the book to make it easier on everybody else
>>28894232
>Mine
>Cause of death: Die painless the next time he falls asleep
>>28904596
>iwasbornin2003.webm
you were shitting on yourself when deathnote came out
I would instantly trade for eyes, as a neet who never leave the house, ill live really long anyway.
Then id start with all sandnigs and all sjw/feminists/whiteknights that i see on youtube/irl/elsewhere + every person ever to post their face on 4chan. Going through archives and such
>>28894232
No one in here would be able to handle it. Did no one watch the show?? If a genius cyborg was taken down by a kid, what makes you inept dicklets think you can do better?
You'd probably stare at it while nervously nibbling your tendies
>>28905879
>If a genius cyborg was taken down by a kid, what makes you inept dicklets think you can do better?
He attracted attention on purpose because he wanted everyone to know that there was a god of death or something like that.
I would do my killings in maximum discretion.
>>28905960
Lay out plans. I wanna hear them
Trump
original
>>28899581
>anon manages to kill every fucking /soc/ faggot or camwhore who gets doxxed
That's a brilliant plan though.
Afton Smith. I'd save Brendan from his alimony
There is literally nobody whose name I would write there.
>>28904619
More like Tumblr and 4chan.
>>28894232
> ALL NORMIES
>>28894232
I would use it to orchestrate war all over the world.
>>28894232
Just some People that ever annoyed, insulted or deceived me in my life. Nothing that edgy or socially influencing.
my parents
thats it, im peaceful otherwise
>>28894232
I would start a website where I offer my services and kill anyone who wants to die provided they have a good reason entirely out of mercy with no money involved
I will write the name and died peacefully in their sleep
>>28895678
They managed to narrow it down to someone living in the same city as the one where ALL of the deaths were occurring.
Everyone I'm related to
Anyone that partakes in any kind of organised religion
Myself
>>28900201
Not that guy but you are so fucking wrong tb h
spend hours looking up random niggers on facebook
>kill the leader of every single country at the same time
>except one random who gets to stay alive
>George Soros
>David Rothschild
>Angela Merkel
>Pablo Iglesias (yes, I am a spaniard)
>Ada Colau
>Carmena
Spain is saved from the moors and the jews once again!
>>28894232
I would just use names from a phonebook, do a few pages a day.
I would shut down 4chan. I don't know who currently owns/pays for the servers, but he would be the first to go, and anyone who takes over after him. Also any other chans.
>Moot
>Hillary Clinton
>Random SJW's I encounter on the internet
>Random Stormfags I encounter on the internet
>Random christfags/muslins/jews I encounter on the internet
>The Pope
>Ted Cruz
>All leaders of communist countries
Write down every name in all my old school yearbooks.
