A weeaboo girl just invited me to come over and smoke with her. It's just going to be me and her at her step dad's house. I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose my virginity. But there's a catch... From what I know about her she's batshit insane. Is sticking my dick in crazy worth it to lose my v card?
>>28870299
If you think you can handle her bullshit for the yearlong process of ditching her it's worth it.
Stuck my dick in crazy, even though we live states away now she still manages to find my contact info. Wouldnta minded, thought it was pretty nice until she cheated. I have to use fake online names just to avoid the bitch now, lmao. She thinks we're still together. It's been almost 8 months since I last gave a shit about her.
Now I just kinda talk to her from my old skypes every now and then to try to make her as miserable as possible. It's pretty fun
Go for it if you like fucking with people, anon.
>>28870358
Was the pussy dank though? I have a fantasy of eating cookie dough out of a girl's ass.
If youre gonna do it dont give her too much personal info about yourself unless you have already. Assuming you dont plan on staying with her.
>>28870299
I'm going to be honest, it depends on how much crazy she is and if you're willing to deal with her shit.
I used to be a hopless virgin years a go (I'm still hopless but not virgin), sticked my dick in crazy because it was the only vagina that was ever avaible for me and it wasn't worth it, she made my life pretty umcomfortable after that, so I would recommend something like this >>28870930 she knowing your number or adress can be dangerous.
I "dated" (fucked habitually) a crazy girl and it went alright I guess. You'll be left with feelings of inferiority for the rest of your life when she leaves you for the next willing participant, but at least you won't be a disgusting virgin. I miss her so much, I wish someone else would listen to me and offer me sex like she did, I also wish my dick would respond and I could give her what she needs, but anxiety is strong. Drink alcohol beforehand, OP.
>>28870299
>Is sticking my dick in crazy worth it
Hell yeah go over there and fuck the shit out of that bitch
>>28870299
You should fuck her, but don't get in a relationship with her. And wear a condom
>>28870299
DO IT, JUST DO IT DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
desu the only people who need to worry about sticking their dick in crazy are normies
if you have the chance, just do it. no matter how crazy a chick may be, most of the time even robots are too much for them to handle.
It's absolutely worth it if you're trying to lose your virginity, take any opportunity you can get bruh.
>>28871261
>i also wish my dick would respond
Is there a story in this?
do it all bitches are crazy and she's just a stupid weeb not some hoodrat/white trash single mom
At her house.
She just watched me poop.
>>28870299
The girl in the pic (Crispy) knows about this thread
twitter.com/taeko_ludenberg/status/736442004033310720
Notice me pls
>>28873698
Are you a stalker?
>>28873971
I follow her on Twitter. I saw the tweet. Is that being a stalker?
>>28873698
she's basically the queen of r9k at this point.
I'd say do it, but be careful as fuck.
>>28871701
Have you ever had a blade in your throat while naked? It's not a pleasant experience.
>>28873698
>This fucking huge amount of tweets in the timespan of a couple hours.
Small wonder its stock is crashing down with no survivors. It's basically an outlet for people to say whatever the fuck they want without giving a second thought to it. What a useless shit.
kek
Post instagrams from semen demons, though. Those have value.
Yes.
Wear protection and Godspeed, anon.
I love any girl who has straight across bangs like that. I don't care what she looks like, that hairstyle is the main thing I need in life.
Hey fags. I, starting a brand new series that I call how to get s gf. And I'll tell you sure fire steps to land that at. Step one.
AHYPL
Always hide you're power level. You don't wanna seem like you know too much, and are as normie as possible.
Series continued for the next 10 days.
>>28874539
Fuck this faggot shit, i will search someone who embraces my power-level and admires it.
I will die a KHV if i have to.
I wont live with someone i fucking hate for the rest of my life only for having a warm hole to get my dick wet with.
>>28874534
My nigger
>>28874567
She looks great as my waifu
>>28874567
I would marry that haircut. I would work hard to get a well-paying job, go to the gym and do SS 3 times a week, and pay money for high-quality sources of protein to have a girl with that hairstyle look at me with anything above utter disdain. If a girl has that haircut, no matter the length of anything but the bangs, I will do most anything for her.
>>28874580
>tfw no gloomy qt with a deadpan french accent.
I could listen to my death sentence all the fucking day if it came from her lips
>>28874629
Why is bob-cut so fucking good?
It makes things to myHeart
>>28870358
Wow this literally sounds like what my gf is doing to me.... What the fuck. Still says she loves me from time to time but honestly all she ever does is go out of her way to make me miserable and literally barely any contact for 6 months....
>>28874629
Is she an autist like us or just some lolsorandumb attention whore
>>28870299
Is she called Sarah, famalam?
>>28874654
Listen dude, bob cuts and blunt bangs in general are a way of life for me. The way they frame the eyes and face, the contrast they provide with cute girl jaws/mouths, the contrast they provide with any color of eyes. They make any girl jump from any level to a 10/10 for me. It reaches the point of an obsession for me, I can't imagine life without it. I'm in love with a haircut, and I'm not ashamed. How could I be, when I know my love is legitimate?
>>28874673
does this girl have an Instagram?
>>28874800
her ig is alterhacker
original comment
>>28870299
>she's batshit insane
not seein the issue here desu
make her your yuno-chan
>>28870299
don't listen to /r9gay/'s rationalizing bullshit about sticking your dick in crazy. women are all crazy, there is no other option.
>>28873698
No, notice ME plsShe already noticed me twice today, feels like my life has purpose now
>>28875040
is your name Ivan?
>>28875040
This shit is beyond sad, anon.
>>28875114
Nein
>>28875164
S-Shut up you judgemental n-normie!
You're just j-jealous that a female game ME attention and not YOU! They cared about my existence for at LEAST a second!Just imagine I attached a picture of crying wojack, I lost mine in a hard drive failure
>>28870299
no nononooooonono please for the love of god. whats going to happen is shes going to escalate and escalate until she has to threaten suicide to get you to stick around and you are going to be caught like in a permanent guilt trap. it is no way shape or form worth it do not do this d o n o t
>>28870299
Absolutely. If you have a sort of dull life, dating a crazy girl is 100% worth it. Adds some spice to everything and keeps you awake.
>>28875188
>I lost mine in a hard drive failure
Fuck. I take all back, anon. I've been there. Darkest time of my life.But seriously, get on Tinder/POF/OkCupid and make a nice profile. Some females will get you attention if you give them witticisms and get pics of yourself from your good angle. Yes, there's one. You just have to find it.
>>28875395
>But seriously, get on Tinder/POF/OkCupid and make a nice profile. Some females will get you attention if you give them witticisms and get pics of yourself from your good angle. Yes, there's one. You just have to find it.
>implying I want a single thing to do with the modern female gender
I don't even consider most women worthy of being called humans, they're all just whores who become more and more like fucking pushovers the more chad-looking and cringey 'dominant' you are.
I've tried that before though, I got 0 (zero) messages from non-bots. I'm a submissive beta male, pretty much 0 chance from getting an actually loyal female who likes me more than any number of chads asking to "smash her pussy" daily.
I almost think you're a bit of a normie if you can give that advice with such certainty that it will work, but whatever. Thanks for trying I guess?
>>28875226
Yep, 'cause he'll never sleep again, otherwise she'll cut off his dick and feed it to the dog.
>>28870299
Crazy girls use sex as a lure. It's great bait, mate. I don't recommend it.
>>28870299
>>28873698
Everyone, post your cum tributes asap.
>>28875461
>Literally drooling about a girl.
>Starts berating women
You're right. It's better for everyone if you avoid interaction with them.
>You will never be Crispy's bfNEVER
>>28875574
>>Literally drooling about a girl.
>>Starts berating women
>You're right. It's better for everyone if you avoid interaction with them.
>uses the insult 'misoginist' unironically
>whiteknighting this hard
top lel
>>28875461
>I don't even consider most women worth of being called humans
wow my pussy's so wet no wonder everyone wants to date you
Ayy Ayy Ayy what a qt
>>28875619
>wow my pussy's so wet no wonder everyone wants to date you
>defending female sluts
You're not making them very wet either anon with that behavior, sorry to break it to you.
>>28875606
You still haven't refuted my point. Though of course you can't. Enjoy living with such huge contradictions, faggy dude.
>whiteknight
I'm not the one that's hopping like a little dog because she noticed """him""". You're the one feeding her attention, thus contributing to the problem you were complaining about.
>>28875619
This.
>>28875642
He's just being reasonable. You should try at some point before you an hero. It feels kinda good, regardless of external observers.
>there are normies on this board
>RIGHT NOW
>IN THIS VERY THREAD
>that feel the need to point out that robots are shitty people
Leave the guy alone, he already knows he's worthless. There's no pussy for you to impress with your "masculine alpha" display of bullying, just fuck off to facebook. You don't belong here.
>>28875642
At least I've gotten pussy f a m
It's like you're incapable of self-awareness
>>28870299
>smoke
NO
>>28875729
>got pussy
>still here
WHY
DO
YOU
FUCKING
NORMIES
REFUSE
TO
FUCKING
LEAVE
THIS IS A VIRGIN BOARD
FOR FAILURE AT LIFE VIRGINS
YOU CAN FUNCTION
AT LEAST ONE FEMALE HAS LIKED YOU ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FUCK HER
GET OUT
YOU DON'T NEED THIS PLACE
>>>/soc/
GO
FUCKING LEAVE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FROM HERE YOU CUNT
>>28875710
we're just trying to help
>>28875756
>>23675577
Hi. Can you point exactly where in the sticky says that?
The board would be 10 times better if manchildren migrated to wizardchan so we can recreate /r9k/.
>>28875756
>>>/wizchan/
You can still be a failure NEET and had sex you know...
>>28875765
>insult a useless virgin by reminding him of his status
>"help"
You call this >>28875664 help?
>You should try at some point before you an hero.
JUST GET SEX BRO YOU SHOULD TRY IT
Let me make it easy for you normie.
Your 'helpful advice' only works for other normies.
It will never work for robots.
Robots can't get better without a miracle.
>>28875780
>Hi. Can you point exactly where in the sticky says that?
Hi, can you learn the board culture before posting next time, then fucking shoot yourself?
>>28875790
>You can still be a failure NEET and had sex you know...
A failed NORMIE yes, a robot? No. Fuck off.
>>28875801
I never said I wanted to help. I just want you to fuck up to wizardchan.
>Hi, can you learn the board culture before posting next time, then fucking shoot yourself?
Nice try. I'm staying though. I'm part of the board culture now. :^)
And the only reason I don't try to help is because failed normies like yourself just don't want to be helped. Getting out of a cesspool is hard. Floating on the nightsoil is far easier and gives you carte blanche to complain endlessly in this place.
>>28870299
Go for it... almost all women are insane on some level, it's about how you deal with their insanity. But yeah don't go for it if you think she'll slit your throat while you are sleeping
>>28875838
>failed normies like yourself
>projecting
>>28875859
But anon, I'm a successful normie by all metrics.I should stop shitposting here, though. You got me there, sly fox.
>>28875801
I wonder how it feels like to fuck an angry manchild
>>28875838
>>28875801
I'm angry too. Angry people aren't discussing the best hairstyle in existence. End this injustice.
>>28875883
Nobody knows.Nobody will ever know.
>>28875838
>I never said I wanted to help. I just want you to fuck up to wizardchan.
Wizchan is run by normie mods now who's only goal is to make fun of us.
There is nowhere for me to go, but you obviously don't care about anyone but yourself and m'lady that you're trying to whiteknight for to get some pussy.
Your entire existence is a pathetic disgrace to humanity.
>>28875945
Like dude you remember Beetlejuice? That girl was hot as shit. It was at least 40% the hairstyle
>>28875945
That defeats the purpose of wizardchan. Sorry to hear that.
>whiteknighting on the internet
>getting you laid
You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that's not how it works
>Your entire existence is a pathetic disgrace to humanity.but I am one, nonetheless.
Grow a spine. Yes, I don't care about your problems. What else did you expect from a random stranger on the Internet? Truth is nobody really cares about anyone, just themselves. Parents' love? It's just the expression of her egoism trying to protect (You) as part of themselves.
Let's not get overly dramatic about shit we've been living with forever, shall we?
>>28876037
Indeed. Let's get appropriately dramatic about the things that do matter.
I have a couple ASMR girls with blunt bangs, but I feel I need more. Now if we work together I think we can change the world for the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqmeJ2HiCNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO_3waSIYt4
>>28876072
I wish I had more pictures to post with you anon.
>>28875945
Wizardchan ircs are still run by virgins who are not normies though
>>28876072
>>28876244
Oh wait, I do have more!snake best girl
Her mental stability would only be an important thing to consider if you were marrying the broad, fucking them is an entirely different program; as long as the pussy is dank and disease free, stick it in as much as you can and enjoy it before she inevitably stabs you in the heart with a spatula in the name of Moloch
