I'll start
>went to cottage trip with some friends this long weekend, there were about 15 other people too
>had a great time but I fucked it all up
>be sitting on inflatable water lounge thing with some dudes
>Someone says really funny, I let out a drip of piss (hasn't happened to me since I was a kid)
>Thought it would be a tiny drop and wouldn't leave a stain on pants and would be blocked by underwear
>Couldn't see it myself since I was sitting cross legged and it was those baggy, sporty pants
>Sit there for 20-30 minutes, no one says anything, no one laughs I figure I am good.
>Later go to washroom and notice a perfect circle stain on the crotch of my light grey pants
>realize I fucked up and everyone noticed
>people smirk at me after I walk out wearing my jeans
>girl from my group of friends is visibly grossed out by my presence.
>no one mentions it but there is a clear awkwardness in the air
I was so close to becoming a normie but I fucked it all up. Share your stories, anons.
>>28860486
I laughed, so I don't want this thread to die.
>>28860790
Then share something. Everyone has a story like mine.... right?
>>28860486
>Highschool
>Was in ROTC, only took it because I heard it was basically a movie class
>Only catch was we had to wear uniforms once a week
>My uniform was too small, and the fuckers were made of polyester so we literally fucking sweated in the damn things
>Seemed like any ordinary day, I put on my uniform and go to school
>Out on nowhere in 4th period I feel some sort of unstoppable force in my ass
>I knew there was no way to stop it, it was like stepping in front of a truck to slow it down
>I shit myself, but it just keeps coming
>Ask to go to the bathroom
>Teacher wouldn't let me because all the niggers in my class abused the bathroom pass so she took it away for everyone
>I'm at my desk just spraying deodorant on my ass trying to coat the smell of this monster that was fighting tooth and nail to escape
>Finally the bell rings
>Drop this fucker like a ton of bricks in the toilet, the bell apparently rang but fuck me if I heard it
>I'm just trying to get the monster out, I know I shit myself but I can't see the extent of the damage
>Thankfully no kids come into the bathroom, if they would have it'd have been a stench to behold
>I finally finish, pull up my pants
>The smell of deodorant, shit, and a sweaty polyester uniform cover my like a blanket
>I'm just thanking God I survived the encounter at that point
>As I walk out of the bathroom my ROTC class is in the hall already, they are getting their uniform inspection
>They all see me walk out of the bathroom late to class
>Forced to enter into the line at attention, hear kids sniffing so they obviously notice
>Colonel comes to check me off, doesn't say anything
>Have to go sit in class and watch a movie, basically sitting in the remains of the monster
>Kids around me whispering about a smell, a couple of them connect it to me but I pretend to not notice
>This repeats in every class until I get to go home
>Dried shit on my ass and in my trousers
>No idea what created the monster to this day
>Riding The train home
>A school class of Around 20 kids entered and sat next to me
>i generaly don't mind children in public transport, They often give me stuff to laugh about
>train is stopping at my station and i start to stand up
>fatalmistake.gif
>i stood up too early and The train was still moving
>i lose my balance and fall on top off a 12 year old girl
>i didn't fall to The floor but i had accidently pressed a 12 year old girl to a Wall
>everyone is staring, silent for what feels like an eternity
>when The Doors were about to close i ran so fucking Hard
>didn't stop until i were home
>i have been sitting in a corner at home believing The cops Will show up at any moment
>>28860486
wew
>>28861326
wewee
>>28861477
wew
nigga you made an honest mistake
nobody thinks you were gonna rape that girl
all that was needed was a "sorry!" and maybe a BRIEF explanation of what happened
still, you got to feel up a hot loli so id call that a victory.. everybody here would
>>28861596
Thanks for The support
Originali fusolini
>>28861326
I was in Marine ROTC
my gunny would've murdered me if I'd done that, our inspections were brutal
also fuck the teacher I would've walked out of class before shitting myself or sitting in my own shit
i'll add my own since i wew'd at yours
>grade 7, @ summer camp
>am very gregarious and fun guy, but really am covering up some mad depression and anxiety
>girl, natalie, a year older, likes me
>she becomes my gf
>camp ends i go home, we see each other a few more times over the next two and a half weeks
>each time progressively more awkward, i can only remember the following two:
>a birthday party with her friends where i didn't say one word
>a movie date where she asked me to bring a friend but i didn't b/c i didn't have friends. also stifled conversation
>finally we're talking on msn (lol) and she says she only wants to be friends
>i regard myself as emo, take a picture to show my pain
>picture is B+W of me taking myself very seriously with my emo hair fringe covering one eye
>she responds with a picture of her looking concerned
>i stop talking to her after it ends
>sometime later i'm in my room listening to my emo music
>listening to the album one x by three day's grace
>sometime very at night, crying my eyes out to the following:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RBWdZ-VRIM
>my dad comes in and starts laughing at me, tells me to go to bed
wew
>>28860486
That's not even a big deal to honest. It's only Big deal if you over think it.
>>28861917
Did you talk to her ever again?
This is mine from the other thread.
>riding bike
>going down an alleyway
>convinced I am #1 at biking and can do anything one-handed
>approaching the end of the alleyway, there a small but steep drop at the end
>try to go down it with one hand
>get super nervous last second and fucking faceplant and bust my ass in front of a guy fixing his car
>he asks if I'm ok
>somehow unscathed, I say yes
>face and body are super hot
>ride away
STARTS WITH ONE THING..
I DONT KNOW WHY
