>some frat-bro looking guy sees me smoking on the porch
>he hands me a business card for some barber shop opening up down the street
>take it just to be nice to him, but know deep down I'm never gonna go there
>he asks me if I've got any plans for the Memorial Day weekend
>tell him I don't
>his tone completely changes, he stammers out, "nothing? not a barbecue, not fireworks?"
>he walks away really awkwardly, like he's just discovered I'm a child molester
I'm sorry I don't have any family so I can celebrate some people who happened to die after some rich fuckers sent them out to some random ching-chong allah-akbar shithole, for purposes that were totally unrelated to the valuable fields of oil and illicit drugs that just happened to be there, by doing my duty as an American citizen of getting drunk, shooting some dangerous explosives in the sky, and eating shitty overcooked meat.
I met some frat bros out on the beach at 1 AM yesterday. Asked if I could warm myself by their fire while I smoked my grape-flavored cigar and they said it was cool. I recognized one of them from middle school; he was super popular and had gotten a scholarship to Notre Dame but I felt he deserved it because he was always nice to me and had defended me from a bully once. Don't be prejudiced desu.
>>28840210
>valuable oil fields
when will this meme end?
Do you think that the US Army drove Oil Tankers into the middle of buttfuck Iraq, tapped into the oil pipelines and drove back to Kuwait so that it could be shipped back to the US?
It would cost more to transport a tankers worth of fuel from an Iraqi oil field back to the States than what you'd get from selling the oil.
Why do civvy retards not understand logistics.
>>28840210
See, in the future, try to work a chuckle into your replies and lie a little.
Like for example.
>Hey bruh, you got any plans for the Memorial Day weekend?
>*Smile a bit. Don't overdo it* Haha, no man. I'm actually a bit tired. Might take it easy this weekend and just chill by myself, y'know?
This is an example of how I interact with normals and it never fails me, they always walk away with a smile and a friendly goodbye.
Most of you will fuck this up because there's a reason you're all called "robots", but what it's what I do when normals small talk with me and ask dumb questions like this.Of course, I know this advice won't be recieved well because a lot of you hate self-improvement, but maybe someone will learn something from this
>>28840321
That sounds even more pathetic than me just saying, "no, I don't".
>>28840339
Hey, I tried to help and it works for me, but you didn't ask for advice anyway, so never mind.This is exactly what I mean by you guys hating self-improvement
>>28840314
Hillary's emails spell out the Oil and Gold argument in plain terms. But then, they don't teach you military boys to think
https://www.sott.net/article/315934-Hillarys-emails-confirm-France-and-US-killed-Qaddafi-for-his-gold-and-oil
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/12659
http://www.foreignpolicyjournal.com/2016/01/06/new-hillary-emails-reveal-true-motive-for-libya-intervention/
>>28840314
wow you're really dumb. i think it was a little more bureaucratic than just sending the army to just steal oil.
>>28840394
I'm sitting out on my porch smoking a cigarette at 1 pm on a Thursday, I don't think he's gonna be convinced I'm too worn out from doing anything.
>>28840210
Sounds like he was just trying to break the ice so that he had a starting point that would eventually end up being a sales pitch for the barbershop he wanted you to go to. He probably realized he failed and needed to move on to the next person.
>>28840210
Wow you sound like a butthurt bitch. I can see why you don't have any plans
>>28840435
>>28840415
> i think it was a little more bureaucratic than just sending the army to just steal oil.
That's exactly what I'm saying they DIDN'T do, which is your average socialist anti military argument.
Iraq contributed exactly 4.3% of Oil imports to the United States in 2012
>>28840321
>*Smile a bit. Don't overdo it* Haha, no man. I'm actually a bit tired. Might take it easy this weekend and just chill by myself, y'know?
I genuinely fucking cringed. ew.
>>28840486
>I genuinely fucking cringed. ew.
Thanks for your contribution to this thread, Stacy.
>>28840486
Is it what he said or how he said it?
Should have just said sleeping or something man
>>28840486
>I genuinely fucking cringed. ew.
What a paradoxical statement.
