What's your shower routine?
What soaps and shampoos do you use?
>wash hair with fructis&garnier
>wash body with axe
>fap
How do you use conditioner? Like does it need to sit in my hair for awhile in the shower before I wash it all out
>>28839684
>assume full squat position
>take a shit into a styrofoam bowl
>dump shit in toilet, throw away bowl
>wash anus with fair trade organic tea tree seabuckthorn sandalwood infused soap
>wash feet in case I stepped on any shit
I only take a full head to toe shower once every 2 weeks, otherwise I just was my ass after every shit and I clean my face with those wipes women use to remove makeup- otherwise my entire face, neck arms and chest get super dry and itchy
>>28839734
>not using fair trade organic argan oil leave in conditioner for volumizing, shine and hold
Rinse hair with hot water.
Shampoo hair and rinse it again.
Condition hair and leave the conditioner in there.
Wash body throughly.
Wash all soap and conditioner off.
Wash face and ears.
Takes like 30 mins.
Each bottle of my shampoo and conditioner costs $50, because I take pride in how I look and smell, even if I hardly ever go out.
>>28839684
>get in
>wash hair with water
>wash penis and armpits
>direct stream into ears
>get out
Nothing else is needed.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Herbal essences rose shampoo and conditioner and this stuff
>Fuck with shower heat setting for 5 minutes because very particular about heat
>Get in
>Shampoo hair
>Rinse
>Put conditioner in
>Leave in
>Put body wash on scrubbing mesh thing
>Spend most of time washing armpits, ass, cock, back, and feet
>Run over everything else once or twice
>Rinse body off
>Stay in until heat starts to die
>Rinse hair
>Get out
>>28839684
I shower every night before bed. Don't bother with it in the morning because I'm just going to get dirty and sweaty at work, plus I literally don't do anything after I shower. Straight to sleep.
Head and shoulders ocean lift for shampoo and Irish spring signature bar for soap. Keeping it simple fampai
>>28839790
This desu, but I also spray the water on my butt.
>Rinse hair
>Put in shampoo
>Shave face with disposable razor, no shaving cream
>Rinse shampoo
>Put in conditioner
>Soap up body
>Have a quick wank if I'm in the mood
>Rinse conditioner
>Rinse soap
>Get out, towel off, clean out ears, shave pubes with electric razor if they're getting out of control
Takes maybe 20 minutes start-to-finish.
>washing hair with hot water
enjoy your shitty hair and dandruff cunts lmao
>>28839845
>>28839790
Yes, probably do that to, I apparently just didn't remember it very vividly.
(What a stupid elaboration to get into.)
>>28839866
Not using hot water.
Enjoy beimg dirty, subhuman.
>he doesnt have a separate wash cloth for his balls and ass
>>28839866
>people unironically take showers with hot water
>>28839786
>Each bottle of my shampoo and conditioner costs $50
>brush teeth while the water is heating
>rinse hair with hot water. Shampoo about twice per week.
>rub Noxema all over face and ears
>scrub back with a long-handled brush and unscented body-wash
>rinse off Noxema
>shave face with safety razor
>wash torso, armpits, crotch area, ass with bar soap
>rinse body thoroughly
>>28839799
tfw I'll never be as beautiful no matter how thoroughly I wash my face
wet my hair
shampoo lather rinse
soap all on my body
lather rinse
dry my hair and body
>clean my ears
>brush my hair
>dry my hair
>>28839684
odorless
>>28839799
Damnit, beat me to it.
>>28839772
>argan oil
Shit does wonders senpai. It actually got rid of my dandruff years ago too
>>28839684
>shower whole body
>use head&shoulders on hair/neck and shit
>use the rest of the foam generated on top of my head in my armpits and stomach
>take some more shampoo and rub it on ass, dick and balls
>shower it all off
>repeat all
>clean foreskin and dickhead
>step out of the shower and dry self with towel
>apply deoderant to armpits
>done
I like to shower but I don't want to do it so often so I do it about two times a week.
>>28839904
> using a raw bar of soap
> not using a washcloth or anything of that sort
>>28839684
>Face with some face shit.
>Rest of me with some generic shower shit.
>Arms, underarms, chest, back, buttocks and groin, legs, feet.
>Crack last then I abandon washcloth and do hidden dickzones by hand.
>Hair with some coal tar sensitive shit.
Anything else gives me bleeding scalp tier 'druff.
i've had to coat my butt with oil, just lightly with a paper towel in the morning and i let it dry. ive tried everything and this is the only thing that stops my butt from outbreaking in acne. is this something that everyone does? i've read about people doing it online which is where i got the idea
why do you use soap?
i just shampoo my hair everyday and watch my body with water
>>28839734
After you shampoo, put it on your hair, but not all the way down to your roots. Then, do your bodywash and facewash stuff. Then rinse it off. Leave it on for at least 2 minutes!
I use body wash and don't need shampoo because I have a buzz cut
Start off with washing my hair with Dove shampoo. After I rinse it out i wash my face/neck with proactiv cleanser then apply dove conditioner. Then I wash the rest of my body with Dove bar soap. It's just coincidence that all of my soaps are the same brand. Dove is the only manufacture of bar soap that I like because they're gentle and smell nice. After showering I've been applying deodorant, dove specifically, because i dislike my bo smell when i wake up after sleeping.
>>28839684
I take normal showers, but I like to keep my nibbly bits extra clean. So I regularly spread peanut butter or cream cheese on my crotch and let my dog lick it clean. It's organic and doesn't waste water.
>wash hair with sulfate free shampoo
>condition, leaving in for a few minutes
>wash entire body with goat milk soap and loofah
>wash face with green tea scrub
>use hibiclens on armpits
>>28839734
I usually leave conditioner on my head for like 2 mins and keep it under a shower cap while I shave . Works pretty good so far.
>>28840164
Thats thinking with your head
>put some oil (either pure argan,golden jojoba, almond, macadamia nut or a mix of all five) on my hair and leave it for 30-60 mins before shower.
>wash my hair with silicone free XZ apple conditioner
>shave my body completely except for pubes for special occasions
>use my pink salux towel with LV soap for sensitive skin to exfoliate
>put Eucerin shower oil all over my body and wash it off
>get out of shower
>put curl clumping gel and leave-in conditioner all over my hair put on a microfiber towel to soak in the excess water.
>wait for my hair to dry for 30-60 mins
>put on super strong antiperspirant
>switch to satin sleeping bonnet and go to bed with slightly moist hair
>wake up in the morning and hope for best.I'm obv a roastie
>>28840575
was about to say "and you fucks keep wondering why women cucks you nowadays"
then again there's always this >>28840220
>>28840164
General Autism?
>>28839786
>Takes like 30 mins
Boy what? You don't pay for utilities do you? Fuck me, I shower in 5-7 mins
stand under the water think about philosophy or some shit for 20 mins.use schwarzkoph silk repair for hair and argan oil conditioner . use dove hand soap for body.
