I'm tired of just using my hands, what can I do for better fap quality?
>>28755721
>get ziplock bag
>turn it inside out
>smear the new inside with some sort of lubricant, lotion, vitamin ointment, etc.
>stick pillow under matress
>stick bag in between pillow and mattress
>get naked, stick dick in bag, push down on mattress for more pressure
>watch porn on phone while fucking bed-vagina
>cum BUCKETS and shiver because orgasm is so good
You're welcome
>>28756077
Make sure the bag is large enough to fit your dick btw. Some ziplock bags aren't large enough.
>>28755721
Vagina
That feel when
>>28756077
I don't get this, do hace a pick or something like that?
>>28756733
What? English please. I will be glad to explain my technique to you, but you have to make coherent sentences
>>28756792
just typo mate, I meant that if you have a pic to show, I jus't don't get it, I get the part of having a zpilock bag full of lotion. but then what?
>>28756852
Make sure the ziplock bag is turned inside out, or else the "lock" part will hurt your dick. The outside of the bag is soft, so just flip it inside out and fill the new inside with lube.
The idea is that your mattress will squish your dick onto the bedframe it's supported by, so you can fuck the crevice as if it's a vagina.
However, this would obviously hurt because he bed frame is hard, and the pressure of the mattress pushing down on your dick would squash your dick. That's why you put a pillow underneath the mattress to cushion the bottom of your penis.
However, you can't just fuck those cushions, as the frictions would tear the skin off your dick and be unpleasant. That's where the ziplock bag comes in.
You stick the bag between the cushioning and, leaving the opening to the outside, fuck the bag. The bag feels like a lubricated vagina, but obviously you don't want it to move, so the force of the mattress keeps it in place.
If the "vagina" feels too loose, you can push down on your mattress as you fuck it to put more pressure on your cock, creating the feeling of a tight squirming vagina
It feels greatplease don't judge me
>>28756960
I still don't get it, It does makes a mess doesn't it?
like please draw a diagram.
>>28757021
No, it wont make a mess as long as you dont use too much lube, and as long as the lube isn't too liquidy.
You will ejaculate inside the bag, making for an easy clean-up: simply throw the bag away
>>28757298
doesn't it burn your dick?
>>28757298
Lol nice diagram dude
>>28757330
Thats what lubricant is for: it stops friction.
As long as you aren't using shampoo or something, your dick will be fine. Use something that won't irritate the urethra of your penis if it gets inside (which it shouldn't). I use Vitamin A + D ointment, works incredibly well, but I assume lotion works just as well. Use something that won't burn your dickhole; actual lube meant for sex, or some sort of neutral ointment without weird chemicals.
>>28756852
Turn the bag inside out, put lotion on the new inside. Lift up your mattress and put a pillow bellow it. Put the bag on top of the pillow, under the mattress.
>>28755721
prostate orgasms are the only answer OP
Still gonna try it doe
>>28755721
Hump a pillow.
>>28757436
see >>28757298
same concept, less penis skin ripping
>>28757397
>>28757383
but the upper part the down of the mattres sounds hurtful.
how much lube is enough?
in your experience from 1 to 10 how nice it was?
>>28757455
>penis skin ripping
This isn't a thing.
At least if you're uncircumcised.
Go to a sex shop and buy some toys.
If you have the money, get a penetrable from bad dragon. Those things are pricey, but fucking worth it.
>>28757457
Oh I never did it myself but I was just helping to explain. I might try it tho
>>28757457
I have had quite a bit of sex in my time (bar sluts), but I now choose to be abstinent until I am actually dating the girl I have sex with because of STDs, pregnancy, etc.
But anyways, in my experience, with 1/10 feeling like a shitty rugburn handjob, and 10/10 feeling like a girl riding your dick with her wet vagina, I give it 8/10. Incredibly satisfying, good workout, the pressure makes your semen come out in strands. Almost as good as coming inside a girl.
The underside of the mattress wont hurt you. If it does for some reason, you can put an extra pillow under the mattress but on top of your dick for extra cushioning
>>28756077
How much of a manlet do you have to be able to fuck your bed?
>>28757486
I'm cut and I chafe myself all the time.
It fucking sucks.
>>28757508
>Go to a sex shop and buy some toys.
That involves going out.
Just go to fucking Amazon like an adult.
>>28757539
Break the cycle with your ki--
You're probably not having kids.
>>28757537
I have loftable beds at my university, so I can adjust the height to my needs (6'2")
My bed at home is a different matter and requires cushions from the couch and other extravagant devices. Too complex to explain over text, so I gave the easy version, which can work depending on bed height.
>>28755721
>year 2016
>not making your own sex robot
lmao I pity you peasants
>>28757558
>Grew up with divorced parents
>Extremely high divorce rate
>Hookup culture leaves normies feeling awkward
>Economy is beyond fucked
>Stacies that ride the cock carousel and decide to settle down for someone when they "get it out of their system"
Let's be real though, nobody on 4chan cares about getting married.
>>28757537
You have to use as many pillows as you need.
>>28757457
Oh, I didn't answer your other question.
Use enough lube that your penis glides in and out of the bag. You shouldn't feel any friction with the bag at all. If you do, add more lube.
But not too much more than that, or else it may leak out and get messy.
>>28757519
I have face lotion with no fragance, the under part of my matres has a frame but I thing I could make it work, I will try and post results.
the only thing that worries me is I can't handle the height, I'm 6.1, so I will try to figure it out.
I am also afraid of the noise.
>>28757672
>Stacies that ride the cock carousel and decide to settle down for someone when they "get it out of their system"
>tfw no stacy wants to take a turn with you
>Let's be real though, nobody on 4chan cares about getting married.
Married is unlikely.
Kids is fucking out of the question.
>>28757694
by "no friction" I mean no PAINFUL friction.
>>28757706
Oh I see. You may want to use a second pillow to cushion the top of your dick from the springs, then. Height can be a problem, like I said I'm 6 foot 2 inches, but using other cushions and pillows it's usually not too difficult to get it to work.
>>28757706
please do post results. We will be waiting
>>28757765
Do I have to do it right nao?
I was planning on doing some cleaning to have the whole space, and then taking aa bath and try it maybe.
>>28757741
what other fapping techniques do you recomend sensei?
what about prostate cummies?
>>28755721
Just fuck your girlfriend instead.
>>28757817
I have tried prostate cummies, but never succeeded.
As for other fapping techniques, i have a few but none compare to the glorious Ziplock Bag Mattress Fuck (TM). I highly suggest it to all who have become bored with normal fapping.
>>28757796
You can do it whenever, I would just like to hear feedback. I'll be here all night, so as long as this thread is alive I will be looking for your results.
>>28757885
please post the other techniques.
also ok, I will try to make it and post results.
>>28757953
Other techniques I have tried:
Without Lube (4/10)
With Lube (4/10)
NoFap for a week (7/10)
Shower fap (3/10)
Sit on Hand Until Numb (1/10)
Handjob (1/10)
Blowjob (5/10)
Vaginal Sex (10/10)
Corn Starch and Water Synthetic Vagina (0/10)
Jerk Off Into Condom (4/10)
Jerk Off Into Sock (4/10)
Edging (2/10)
>>28758073
>NoFap for a week
how is that a technique
how is vaginal sex and bj a technique?
>>28758270
the sex parts aren't really technique, but they are a comparative value for the other techniques. NoFap for a week is a technique because it greatly increases the pleasure of the fap
>>28757953
Bumping for results, need to know
If I should try dis
>>28757585
how do i do that without technical skill
