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>don't date within your friend groups >don't
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>don't date within your friend groups
>don't date a coworker
>don't try to pick up girls at the gym/store
>don't talk to random women in public because they don't want to be bothered
>online dating is shit
>qt shut-ins never leave their basements
>clubs and bars are horrible cesspools

even if you wanted to, where the fuck are you even supposed to meet girls?
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>>28736474
online dating is actually ok. This isn't 2003
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>>28736474
>don't date within your friend groups
Did it
>don't date a coworker
Banged multiple girls at the same job
>don't try to pick up girls at the gym/store
>don't talk to random women in public because they don't want to be bothered
>online dating is shit
Met the woman I almost married there
>qt shut-ins never leave their basements
Probably
>clubs and bars are horrible cesspools
They're shit but once in a blue moon they're good for hookups
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>>28736543

>online dating is actually ok.
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>>28736555

degenerates not allowed in this thread
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>>28736474
This. People always claim its so easy today but from the perspective of someone who isn't disgusted by reading hundreds of profiles invested with "interests: friends, traveling." Literally everyone on dating media is a normie. I just know 0 of these people are compatible with me.
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>>28736558
>>28736543
>>28736474
>>28736555
>>28736572
>>28736695


hes right you know

you are a weirdo if you're single and dont have tinder these days
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>>28736555
Well duh, these rules don't apply for Chad.
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>Hobbies: Netflix, Food
>Looking for: A man who can take charge

I'll date the first woman who doesn't have this boring, repetitive criteria.
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>>28736806
whats wrong with a girl like that? sounds nice desu
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>>28736806
Seriously, blame Instagram. The amount of "OMG PIZZA IS LIFE" memes are cancer.
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>>28736820
here every girl has some line about I love sushi xdd
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>>28736818
Because netflix and food is nice, but not hobbies. Writing is a hobby, programming is a hobby, sky diving is a hobby, collecting stamps is a hobby.
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>i'm just your average girl who likes to have fun :)
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>>28736855
>I'm open minded

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28736695
>reading or caring about their profile or anything except their pictures and how close their pussy is to your location

Ya dun goofed
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>>28736947

robots want qt gfs not degenerate slampieces
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>>28736910
>tfw you can just tell they don't even have a poltical agenda that goes further than "all humans should live in peace and be themselves and feminism :-)"

Biggest turn off. If you can't fucking name a single policy you support besides whatever reaches your social media fees you're just not going to be interesting and substantive enough with other things either.
>>28736806
>>28736855
This shit is literally women explaining in coded language that they're another stacy who's most important investment of time is facebook gossip and just wants a guy to provide sex and money.
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>>28737001
fair enough

>hope you like my sloppy seconds
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>>28737046

i'm glad at least one of us is confident in my ability to get a gf
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>>28736474
Yeah I don't get it. Even in classes 100% of girls have a boyfriend or are married.

Then you try online things like Tinder, but 0 matches forever truly teaches you that your face is genuinely fucked up, scarred, and ugly.

There is no winning.
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>>28736474
>don't date within your friend groups
Disagree
>don't date a coworker
Disagree
>don't try to pick up girls at the gym/store
meh, if you can spark light conversation, if you see em often enough who knows
>don't talk to random women in public because they don't want to be bothered
same as above
>online dating is shit
disagree
>qt shut-ins never leave their basements
true
>clubs and bars are horrible cesspools
true

even if you wanted to, where the fuck are you even supposed to meet girls?
Go to a party or some shit and just start talking to someone. Idk be social man
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find some old lady and task her of finding you a pure qt. I found one that way, and I am gonna marry her she is the purest creature on earth, and I would have never met her because we are not in the same social circle, and she doesn't go out.
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>>28737987
>find some old lady
like my grandma?
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don't take advice from r9k
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>>28736474
Alleyways, morgues, and coffins.
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>>28737999
maybe your grandma's friend, or some neighbor, it must not be a family, because then she will not find a girl that suits you but that's suits her tastes
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>>28736474
One of the only plus sides of not being a normie is not having to worry about all these rules of dating. On the other hand I'm a little envious that they get to fuck so many girls that it impacts their life that much.
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>>28737987
Makes sense.

I think I'm gonna start hanging out with my extended older family more.
They're actually fucking cool to talk to.
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>>28736947
>Don't make my dick wilt
>Manageable driving distance
>Doesn't have children
That is all I need.
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>talk with a qt programmer girl by chance online
>tell her I'm the eternal manlet
>laughs because she's taller than me
I don't even notice when it hurts anymore.
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>>28736543

Pic related is the typical male's experience with online dating
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>>28736474
you need to have your life together before you can attempt dating

if you cant manage that then you probably need to choose a niche like being a traveler, musician or something

if you don't have the energy for that, then you're fucked
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>dont shit where you eat
>dont shit where you sleep
>only go to work then go home
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