/nba/ lore quest
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This is a storytelling thread for /nba/ lore, let's get this going
I'll start us off:
Myanmar keeps dominating the FIBA World Cup.
Suspicions of foul play surface.
>wake up
>no chubby gf
>tfw no chubby gf
why live
/N B A /
B
A
/
WE OUTCHEA
start a new thread senpai
Westgod and KD are in their locker room when they Kanter comes over and scream ALLAHU AKBAR
What do KD and Westgod do?
>>9013
Denizens of Myanmar begin to browse a japanese image board and child-pornography sharing site known as 4chan. They create incredibly idiotic threads, such as one named the "/nba/ lore quest" thread. A recent study finds that 9/10 posters in that thread are Autistic and/or have Down's Syndrome.
>>9028
i can't delete this one...
>>9029
KD leans over to Westgod and tells him they need to ask the GM to trade this retard ASAP
>>9029
Westgod walks into the locker room, heats up his eyes and prepares to fire his beam, as he does this Adrain Payne comes in and starts dancing
>>9029
KD ignores like the autist beta he is
Westbrook tries to punch him while Payne dances to support him,gets heemd
Adams kills him
>>9052
>>9059
Payne busts out some sick moves, too sick for Westgod to handle. He tries to come up with a dance even more fresh but his mind has gone blank.
What do?
which NBA player is this
>>9082
Jae Crowder?
>>9082
Myles Turner. What do I win?
guess the players
Oh no, Isaiah Thomas is getting raped on live TV by a Hawk.
Save him!
>Kobe wakes up at 4AM two weeks after his final game, cursing at himself for sleeping in
>He walks over to his walk in closet, puts on his Lower Merion practice jersey and shorts which still fit perfect
>He walks to the end of the closet, where a small trapdoor is, he slowly removes the lockpad
>He opens the door up and smiles as two eyes look eagerly at him from the darkness
>Kobe reaches his hand out, and a huge hand stretches himself from the abyss
>"Let's do this Kawhi."
>Kawhi dusts spider webs and drywall off himself, "Y-Y-Yes, of c-c-course, Kobe-senpai."
>>9140
ROFL
>>9140
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>9157
Your Atlanta Hawks MVP
>>9169
>>9148
HA! HA!
>>9079
trade him for another reject
