I'm an adventurer. Well, kind of. We've been sleeping in this tavern for like two months now, so 'll give you a quick recap.
I attended college, but I flunked out in my first year. My parents disowned me, and now I travel from town to town, doing odd jobs for coin.
Today, me and my posse are beginning our expedition to find Arthur 'Rattler' McGinty, a spooky skeleton wanted for skeleton-themed dickery.
I have a modestly-sized party, consisting of:
Elizabeth- Owner of the local Pet Shop
Kevin- Pet slime, which I have adopted
Ron- Muscular man impressed by my kung-fu
We've spent all of our adventuring budget equipping ourselves for this expedition. We have an enchanted coin that supposedly brings forth good luck, a small dagger for Elizabeth, a shortsword for me, and a mace for Ron.
>>85955
Today, we're going to set out to seek and destroy this spooky fella: Arthur 'Rattler' McGinty. The wanted poster makes him seem like a dick, but a bum named Maurice said that he wasn't all that bad when he was alive, and he knew him pretty well.
We've set out, and are on the pathway detailed on the poster to McGinty's last known whereabouts.
>>85993
It's a pretty long walk, so I'm gonna have some time along the way to get to know some of the people I'm travelling with.
>Talk with Liz
>Talk with Ron
>Talk with Kevin
>>86048
>Talk with Kevin
>>86088
*murble*
This is Kevin. This little cutie was one of the pets that was on sale at Elizabeth's pet shop. I took a shining to him immediately, he was way cooler and better drawn than the other pets.
He can understand human speech, and can alter his viscosity at will and on command.
"C'mere. Kev."
>Try to teach him a trick
>Pet him
>Introduce someone else
>Other
>>86131
>>Pet him
>>86323
I pet Kevin. He was a good boy.
(Kevin is in a good mood! He'll be more enthusiastic until tomorrow.)
>>86351
We're getting pretty close to McGinty's grotto, I'll only have enough time to talk to either Liz or Ron.
>Talk with Liz
>Talk with Ron
>Other
>>86368
>>Other
Full speed ahead!
>>86406
Full speed it is. I guess I'll talk to the other two some other time.
The walk is largely uneventful. We did spot a DIRE PEBBLE on the path, but it didn't seem to notice us. I don't know if we could have handled such an intense encounter at our current strength. Hopefully we don't stumble into anything else too threatening...
Aw fuck.
>>86449
We've stumbled into a pair of WOLVES on our path. If we want to get through this fight without too much damage, you'll have to help command me and my allies to fight as efficiently ass possible.
(You are now in combat with 2 WOLVES. Submit orders for each individual ally to fight the enemy. You may only order 1 ally in each post. Once all characters have acted, it will be the enemies' turn to attack.)
>>86495
Kevin, blurble excitedly and turn into a grease-slick.
>>86577
"Kevin, blurble excitedly and turn into a grease slick!"
Kevin blurbles excitedly and turns into a grease slick.
One of the wolves manoeuvres to gain a vantage point and treads right over Kevin, tripping itself over and smacking to the floor.
(WOLF A is currently incapacitated. It will be unable to perform it's next action.)
>>86731
I think I'm gonna wrap it up for tonight guys. Sorry for the short thread, but I have to wake up early for work.
On another note, I'm really sorry to the anons that followed me when I first started this thread. I was doing my exams at the time, and still am, but my workload increased a lot when I stopped making the threads, which is the reason why I stopped as abruptly as I did. It was shitty of me to give neither an explanation and apology, and looking back I definitely would have clarified the situation better.
The new thread will be up tomorrow, around the same time as this one. I hope you guys have a good night!
>>87388
That's a shame anon, we'll see you then.
Missed it by an hour, ah fuck. Atleast it's back, can't wait till tomorrow.
>page 11
Waaaat
