Pepe Souls: The quest for smug
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Ree Ree you are a Pepe.
Pepe is a smug and lonely frog.
Pepe occasionally has brief episodes of psychosis.
As a Pepe your one true goal is to achieve the highest level of smug.
Pepe is a strict believer of the will of kek. You see kek is an all powerful being who shows his presence through dubs and gets. Kek has shown his existence in mysterious ways and takes a liking to smug chaos. For each dub or get you achieve you will be awarded a free pass to advance your ascension to smugness.
Smug is very important. As you clear levels your smug level increases. Kek is the highest level of smug. There are ten levels of smug. They are Tadpole, Toad, Bullfrog, True Toad, True Frog, Fire-Bellied Toad, Ghost Frog, Xenopus, Neobatrachia, and kek. Achieving kek status doesn't mean you've accomplished your quest. You must reach kek himself to truly become ascended.
Smug is very easy to get and very easy to lose. As this is a souls quest the smug system makes this an actual challenge. For every hit you take you lose a level of smug. You can get smug for clearing levels and for helping kill Pepes with bounties as explained below. If your smug drops below tadpole you get your dick chopped off(or your vagina sealed shut), die and are taken to the Toad Tomb by Wojack. There you must face other undead pepes and either team up with them to defeat Wojack and regain tadpole status (and your dick/reopen vagina) or kill each other and collect the loser's smug. Losers will have to keep trying to kill other pepes or team up to gain escape from the Toad Tomb.
Will you ascend to the high heavens and face kek himself on the throne of smug?
Let us find out. You begin your quest as a tadpole. A smug tadpole but a tadpole nonetheless. You must first survive your journey out of the pond you have been birthed in. Once we get ourselves out of this pond our journey across the terrible land of St.Louis Missouri begins and so does our quest for smugness!
The land is dominated by delirious apes. An unknown plague has triggered a raging outburst of violence among the population. Be careful around these lesser creatures. Make sure they face the full fury of your smugness should your paths cross. But do mind the innocent civilians and bystanders! If you harm non normie civilians you will achieve a wanted level. A wanted level will earn you a bounty which means that other Pepes are allowed to rape your pepe for smugness. A bounty can only be lost after taking damage and losing smug.
Please select a few preferences below
>Gender-Chad or Stacy?
>Penis size (Chad's only)-Feeble five or Tenacious Ten?
>Vagina tightness (Stacy only)-Hotdog Hallway or Death Grip?
>Political preference(both genders)-Trump or Bernie?
Now for the only stat that will really ever matter.
>Choose weapon-Corrosive semen cocktails-Explosive piss bombs-Shitposting-Eric and Dylan's Columbine Carnage blessing (You are able to unleash a hailstorm of bullets, killing your enemies and civilian bystanders)
GO
Chad
Feeble
Marx (or Trump)
Shitposting
>>14123
You are a Chad Pepe. You were burdened with an average schlong. You are a supporter of the God Emperor Trump and are a gifted Shitposter. Your shitposting can into devastating physical attacks that cause your enemies to commit suicide.
You venture out of your pond into the woods. Suddenly you meet a talking bush. The bush beckons you to come approach it.
Do you
>Greet bush
>Attack bush
>Fuck the bush
>Ignore bush
>>14154
Meet and greet
>>14154
>literally stick my dick into the shrubbery
>>14154
>Fuck the bush.
It has Good boy points. The currency of this game.
>>14154
>Greet bush
Holy shit. Almost forgot about my own thread.
>>14440
>>14166
You greet the bush and it begins to reveal the mysteries of the woods.
Tadpole! To be smug is to be a vessel for smugness. You must leave this land to ascend. To escape the dreaded kingdom of trees one must face the keeper of the woods.
The path before you is long and dark. Take the road less traveled.
>>14322
>>14287
AGHHHHH! The bush cums instantly. It is a two pump chump. But you are rewarded with GBP.
(new rule Bush's give you the ability to buy the other 3 attacks you don't have with GBP. You earn 2 GBP by fucking bush's and killing enemies. New attacks cost 10 GBP and the price is increased by 10GBP for every attack purchased)
Do you
>Take the dirt pathway
>Take the cobblestone path
>Follow the concrete road to the highway
>Masturbate
>>14591
Pepe's choice? Pepe's choice.
>Organize with your NEET phone a gang bang from traps for plenty fuckton of GBP