[b]SHARK JOHNSON[/b]
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(1). You are Shark Johnson, you live in a nice suburb with your wife Denise and your son Jaime.
(2).
10:00 AM – SATURDAY
It’s a nice day out so you decided to take a walk, although you fell forward and are now plopped against the stairs.
Denise and Jaime are inside, the door is closed.
>>75998
Get up and go take your walk
>>76181
Easier said than done.
You try to get up, but only manage to slide down the stairs.
Then you... oh god, it's Chad Fisher, the biggest asshole in the neighborhood, if he sees you like this, you'll never hear the end of it.
>>76321
Pretend to be just tanning yourself in your front yard. Thats a cool thing to do right?
>>76417
You flip yourself over and begin to give an impression of tanning yourself.
Unfortunately, when you rolled on your back, you started to crush your back-fin.
Chad buys it though and unzips his jacket.
"Room for one more bro?"
You lie there in agony.
>>76580
take his life
>>76580
Fucked up Chad's eye, looks creepy, oh well.
>>77390
With a probably broken fin, you manage to turn your body over and lunge, however you can't get far before Chad sees what you're doing and steps back.
"Whoa dude, what the fuck? Why are you being such a fucking weirdo?"
Shit, how do you recover from this one?
>>77577
say what's on your mind, you saw Chad, trying to fuck your son. Peeking in his window. It's time for him to die, that or he agrees that you get to fuck HIS son
>>77593
(1). No one but your family understands you, but hearing all the commotion, Jaime opens the door.
"What's going on? Dad?"
(2). You call Jaime over so he can tell Chad about how he tried to fuck your son, Jaime is immediately disgusted.
"That never happened!" he whispers sharply.
You give him a look that tells him he better say or he's grounded. He sighs and yells:
"CHAD FISHER tried to fuck me, Chad Fisher tried to fuck me!"
Roll to see if this is successful or try to stop your son.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>78069
fuck
bond with son
Rolled 89 (1d100)
rolling for shark, son and fisher to go on fishing trip to forget all about this silly incident and bond with son
This took way longer than it should have, sfm kept crashing on me.
>>78069
>>78084
"...raped me he raped..."
Chad begins to get stares from the neighborhoods, he's noticeably flustered.
"Kid, kid, shut the fuck up...kid!"
This is going well, but then you hear Jaime start:
"If you don't die right now, but dad get's too..."
Shit, why did you tell him all of that? If he says what >>77593 said then you'll look like the bad one.
Do you try to stop Jaime?
>>78467
shut him up witha fatherly embrace, making it look like you're consoling him as his mind breaks down
>>78511
You sneaky ass shark...
You console your son, telling him secretly to stop talking. Luckily, Jaime Johnson is a smart kid, and readily plays along.
While you look like a great dad, the neighbors begin berating Chad, this day is looking good so far... but will this good luck last?
Suddenly, you're feeling very sick...
>>78788
Hurry and take your son inside so you dont vomit on the sweater, mom's spaghetti
>>78788
Jaime did good back there. Return to the house and get a drink.
Might wanna consider buying Jaime a new computer game for that walkman of his. He came through for his old man, after all.
>>78899
>>78946
You bolt for the house when suddenly you collapse. Jaime rushes over to you.
You begin vomiting, but what comes out isn't this morning's breakfast... it's pieces of a fucking body!
How did that get there? You'd never... would you?
>>79220
"Woahoho, what did your mother cook last night? Hahaha"
Quickly bury the pieces in Chad's yard whilst acting casual-neighborly
>>79220
It's Chad son
Was away all day, back now.
>>80651
Thanks.
>>80962
(1). You try to laugh it off:
"Woahoho, what did your mo-"
Suddenly you cough out a hand, which hits Jaime right in the abdomen, knocking the wind out of him.
(2). You hear the door reopen, it's Denise frantically calling someone on the phone. You strain to hear what she's saying:
"...like to report a murder...he's right outside...he must have ate..."
Wait, is she calling on the cops on you?
>>90115
Tell her Chad must have chopped this poor bastard up and forced him down your throat to frame you, this is racial profiling and we thought she was above this. If that fails try to upchuck another body part to knock the phone out of her hand.
>>92397
Denise doesn't react when you shamble to the stairway on the front porch.
"Denise, honey, I'm being framed. Chad must have-"
"Shark, you are being framed" she interrupts "But not by Chad"
You are very confused.
"Do you know what people say about me, Shark? Don't talk to Denny, she's just a fish-fucker. Kids tease Jaime everyday for having a shark dad, people talk about us, Shark, I don't want that anymore."
Behind you, you hear police sirens.
>>92492
you are a SHARK, Shark Johnson. Don't take this shit from Denise.
