Original Thread: >>43447
You are Trent Tuler, a man tired with his lot in life, thrust himself into danger and adventure in pursuit of his lifelong dream to become a Superhero!
Can Trent survive this long and arduous road? That, and how he does it for that matter, is up to YOU to decide!
>>72069
Are both men armed with guns or does the one facing you have a knife?
>>72111
Both have guns out, let's say. Who knows, they could have knives too?
>>72069
Pull down pants amd web shoot them
>>72069
Use your boss suit to command them to hand you their guns and other miscellaneous weapons.
>>72069
These two men seem like real go-getters, use your boss powers to hire them.
>>72069
remember all that anime you watched last week
>>73184
Agreed. Hire these men.
>>73184
Seconded
Hire them, and then make a no weapons at the office policy, forcing them to throw their guns out the door.
Howzabout some... MORE JUSTICE!?
>>81379
Immigration wanders in to check your new emplyees papers
[Spoiler]It's a liche [/spoiler]
>>81379
Okay, now that we have underlings, lets head to McDonalds and punch the fuckers working there for demanding a higher wage.
They're destroying the economy!
>>81379
Ask the two thu- I mean your new employees who they were working for or if they know some big crimelord.
Hire the chick at the desk as your assisstant
>>81379
Remembering anime gives you an idea: You aspire to become like Dio Brando... no, Dio Brando Spider King! You must transform your underlings into dark age knights using Spider Web Voodoo Magic.
>>88903
We're a super hero, not the evilest thing to ever evil
I don't know about you guys, but I don't trust that skinny fella.
There's something suspicious about this guy.
Ask him a question that only a living human being would know the answer to.
>>92723
we support Trump
fuck minorities
>>95626
Yo man, you okay? Your gerbangles are looking kind of green.
Point at the floor and say "Shit man, you dropped your phylactery!"
>>95872
Yes
>>92723
Ask him if he used to be a travel agent. Ay Chihuahua!
>>105786
New thread because Auto Sage.
