Welcome to Ittin's quest, the baneposting adventure full of high quality stock photo images and intense action and romance scenes. You are Ittin, a CIA agent.
In the first part:
>You received a call from William (Bill) Wilson, where he scheduled a flight plan with you
>You talked with Agent C about Bane
>You ran four and a half miles to the entrance of the sewers where you fought two hotheads, shooting one of them to death
>You adopted the darkness
>With the help of your POWER STANCE you intimidated a mercenary, later shooting him in the head
>You got a call about Agent Wilson's death
>You fought Bane and were tragically defeated in one shot
>You went to the gym and meditated
>You had a gunfight with a disrespectful police officer but made amends in the middle of the fight with the help of your TEMPERATURE CONTROL
>You got a new suit and injected yourself with random chemicals in the CIA chemical room, and stole a 12 molar solution of sulfuric acid
>You attempted to use INTENSE CHARISMA to seduce Anna, William's husband, but failed
>>319349
These are your current stats
Also here is the link to the last part
>>304307
You decided to go talk with Agent C again, as he might be able to help you out. He is doing work as usual on his computer when come to talk to him.
Oh hello again Ittin, it;s pretty awful what happened to William, isn't it?
>I intend to avenge him and bring justice to Bane, what information can you give me?
Well, the person who delivered the mercenaries who crashed William's plane was called the Masketta Man. I heard he leads a group called the Mosquito Men. Maybe you should find out more about this guy?
>Thanks, Agent C
Who are these Mosquito Men? They must have something to do with Bane.
>Go to your computer
>Go to the CIA armory
>Go to the gun range
>Leave the Agency
>Write in
>>319401
>>Go to your computer
>>319449
You head to your computer and access the CIA database. You find out that the Masketta Man and his mercenaries were last seen close to the crash site of William's plane. You also know that there is an airfield close to the Agency, maybe you could get a plane and fly there yourself.
>Go to the armory
>Go to the gun range
>Leave the agency and go to the airfield
>Go to your apartment
>Go to a restaurant
>Write in
>>319508
>>Go to your apartment
the airfield can wait. It's been a long day.
>>319519
You've been doing so much serious CIA business that you hardly even realized that the sun was going down. You go to your apartment building for a much needed rest.
>Sleep
>Write in
>>319553
>>Sleep
>>319569
You drift off to sleep...
But suddenly...
Bane? Is this a dream?
Ittin HP: 20/20
Dream Bane HP: ?/?
>Attack
>Use an ability
>Defend
>Witty line (write in)
>Try to wake yourself up
>Write in
>>319597
>>Witty line (write in)
power stance and say "If I shoot you in my dream, will you die?"
Rolled 8 (1d12)
>>319609
You activate your POWER STANCE (+2 attack + 1 defense). Everything seems like it's moving in slow motion, and it all seems so real.
>If I shoot you, would you die?
Bane seems to fade slightly, it looks like you hurt him! Bane uses an ability: Dream Punch
>>319626
You take 5 points of damage
Ittin HP: 15/20
Dream Bane HP: ?/?[/green}
>Attack
>Ability
>Defend
>Witty line
>Try to wake up
>Write in
Dodge and inform him he needs to cool down
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>319640
You try to defend yourself.
>You need to cool down!
Suddenly, as if by instinct, you channel your coolheadedness to your hands and shoot a beam of cold energy at dream Bane. It hits him right in his mask and knocks loose a breathing tube.
Bane uses an ability: The Fire Rises
It starts to feel hot in the dream
>>319652
The heat damages you for 2 damage
Ittin Hp: 13/20
Dream Bane HP: ?/?
>Attack
>Ability
>Defend
>Witty line
>Try to wake up
>Write in
>>319656
>>Witty line
Sorry, there aren't any hot heads on my flight plan
then use cool down
>>319656
Try to wake up.
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
Rolled 19 (1d25)
>>319662
>Sorry, there aren't any hotheads on my flight plan
You use your newfound cool down ability again, and it directly hits Dream Bane, knocking him down onto his knees.
+Flight Plan Alignment
+Coolheadedness
Bane uses an ability: Rage
His forehead temperature goes up by several hundred degrees, and he shoots a laser beam out of his eyes.
>>319682
You wake up in your bed covered in sweat. Was that really a dream? You can still feel the heat. You feel as though the dream has raised your abilites.
+1 attack
+1 defense
+5 max HP
It's a new day, and there's much to do. What will you do first?
>>319690
banepost online
>>319690
Shower, brush teeth, get dressed, eat breakfast.
>>319692
Of course, the most important thing to do after waking up. You don't bother getting dressed first. You visit certain anonymous image boards and post things about your experiences with Bane. Nobody knows who Bane is unfortunately.
>>319706
After you get bored of the internet you go through your daily routine. When you get into the kitchen, you ponder a very serious question, what should you eat for breakfast?
>>319718
Wheaties, the breakfast of big guys
>>319718
A healthy, balanced breakfast.
Sausage and eggs for protein, with some orange juice to wake you up and give ya the vitamin C, and a side of hashbrowns and one pancake.
>>319726
>>319727
You eat some Wheaties, and feel yourself become a bigger guy with each bite. You also have various other breakfast food to ensure that your breakfast is very balanced.
+Bigguyness
+2 max HP
>Leave apartment
>Write in
>>319750
try to find out why bane wears the mask on /tv/
>>319750
Go to work via bicycle
>>319754
You head back to your computer and go to /tv/. You make a thread asking why Bane wears the mask. You then got banned shorty after ;_;
>>319769
You decide to not use your car today and instead use your bike to get to work. You enter the Agency and consider what to do next.
>File a flight plan with the Agency to fly to the crash site
>Talk to Agent C
>Talk to Anna
>Go to your office and act like you're doing work
>Go to your office and actually do boring CIA stuff
>Go to the CIA armory
>Go to the CIA gun range
>Write in
>>319787
>Go to armory
>>319790
You head to the CIA armory, as you're gonna need some firepower for the task you have undertaken. There's a variety of weapons to choose from, but one of them catches your eye more than the others: The Loyal Hired Gun. The armory won't let you take more than one item.
>Take the Loyal Gun
>Take a kevlar vest
>Take a sniper rifle
>Take three grenades
>>319813
The fuck is a loyal gun
>>319821
http://bane.wikia.com/wiki/Wilson%27s_Pistol
>>319823
Take sniper then
>>319813
>>Take the Loyal Gun
>>319813
>>Take the Loyal Gun
be sure to compliment it, " A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!" but only if it gives us good, accurate shots.
>My quote is in the OP
T-thanks.
>>319821
SOMEBODY
>>319813
>Take the Loyal Gun
Let's get this gravy train rolling again
>>319838
>>320120
>>320402
You go over a pick up the hired gun. Taking a second to admire it, you give it a little kiss and whisper "a lot of loyalty for a hired gun". It's a magnificent looking Heckler & Koch USP, and you're sure it will serve you well in the future. The pistol gives +10 attack when used.
>>320234
I'm glad you noticed, it was basically poetry.
>File a flight plan with the Agency
>Talk to Agent C
>Talk to Anna
>Go to your office and act like you're doing work
>Go to your office but actually do work
>Go to the gun range
>Write in
>>322672
>Talk to Anna
then
Roll for seduction
>>322720
You decide to give a go at seducing Anna a second time. You enter her office and put your fingers in your belt loop, activating your INTENSE CHARISMA. She's still upset about Wilson's death, and you failed to seduce her yesterday, so this might be hard to pull off. (Roll a 80+ on a d100 for success)
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>322885
>"You're a big girl for me."
>>322890
>You're a big girl for me
Unsurprisingly, Anna is completely offended and starts crying again. You decide to not even try to continue because you keep fucking up so badly, it would be easier to seduce Agent C at this point.
>File a flight plan
>Talk to Agent C
>Go to your office and act like you're doing work
>Go to your office but actually do work
>Go to the gun range
>Write in
>>322918
>>Write in
look up the steps of a master plan
>>322918
Seduce agent c
>>323173
Goddamnit.
>>323057
To beat Bane you're going to have to think like he does. What would be the next step of his Master Plan? You search the internet high and low on the ethics and execution of Master Plans. Step 1: Get caught Step 2: Crash Plane Step 3: ???. What could step 3 be you wonder?
+Master Plan Alignment
>>323173
You head over to where Agent C is working. He hasn't seen you yet, and for a moment you consider trying to seduce him. Are you sure you would want to do that?
>>323233
nah
ask him about where to acquire a mask
>>323233
Yes. Dudes understand each other in a way that chicks never will.
>>323233
I've been shilling Anna, but if it's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen, seduce agent C
>>323284
>>323303
Activating your INTENSE CHARISMA, you walk over to Agent C and attempt a seduction by moving your hind quarters back and forth. He seems surprised at first but you continue anyway. (roll a 40+ for success)
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>323358
>>323374
You seem to have just barely pulled it off, and Agent C gets a smile on his face.
Ittin, I had no idea you were like that. I have important stuff to do, but we can meet up after work, ok?
+Gay
Success! You finally scored a date!
>File a flight plan
>Go to your office and act like you're doing work
>Go to your office but actually do work
>Go to the gun range
>Write in
>>323423
Spend 20 minutes spinning around in your rolling chair to celebrate your victory.
>>323423
>>Go to your office and act like you're doing work
>>323434
>>323443
You're so happy that you go to your office and spin around in your chair for at least twenty minutes. Afterwards you proceed to browse the internet and shoot paper balls into your trash can for the next several hours.
+Coolheadedness
>>323469
Detach yourself from worldly concerns to achieve buddhahood through enlightenment.
>>323473
You attempt to forget about all your worries in the world and meditate. For a second it feels like you've left your office and were sitting on a beach. You think you hear a voice speaking in the distance. Wilson?...
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?
Dr. Pavel? You feel like you've heard that name before. He was on Wilson's flight plan when the plane crashed. Maybe he had something to do with all this...
>>323526
Head to the voices and pull out the loyal hired gun. It's time for weird vision interrogation.
>>323544
You try to move toward the voices, and find yourself floating high in the sky. Suddenly, you're aboard the Wreckage Brother, Wilson's plane. You're holding your loyal hired gun to the head of a mercenary with a bag over his head. Could you be experiencing the events of the plane crash from Wilson's view?
>Write in
>>323583
ask him about bane
if he doesn't respond then throw him out of the plane without shooting him.
>>323583
Pull the trigger.
>>323588
>Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask!
He stays silent, and you throw him out the plane, his screams quickly vanishing as he plummets toward the Earth.
>He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?
>>323611
find the biggest guy and ask him why he won't speak. He seems to have a lotta loyalty for a hired gun.
>>323611
Pick the large fellow in the black shirt, his breathing sounds ragged. Maybe we can scare him into telling.
>>323683
>>323684
Of the other two remaining mercenaries, one of them is significantly bigger and is wearing a black shirt.
>What about you, can you at least talk?
You put your gun to his head to try to intimidate him
It does not matter whether we talk, what matters is our plan
>>323733
Shoot him in the dick to get him to talk
>>323733Bane?
>>323733
Ask him
>Ayy man what's the plan
>>323733
tell him
>you're a big guy
>>324014
rolling for calling him a big guy
Rolled 1 (1d4)
>>324047
shit, fucked that up
>>323825
>Plan? What plan? Was getting caught part of it? What's the next step of your Master Plan?
Crashing this plane, with no survivors!
All the other people in the plane besides you and Bane disappear. You must not let this plane crash at all costs, as it would deviate from the Flight Plan. You brandish your trusty pistol and prepare to fight.
CIA HP: 250/250
Bane HP: 500/500
>Attack
>Ability
>Defend
>Witty line
>Write in
>>324059
>>Witty line
we only need one person in the wreckage!
We then grab a parachute and jump out of the plane.
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>324059
>Ability
attempt to seduce Bane with your power stance
>>324085
whelp, my luck is the worst garbage there is
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>324059
>Attack
>Use our gun to make holes in his body to cool him down
>>324081
>They'll be expecting you in the Wreckage Bother!
You then grab a parachute and jump out of the plane. As CIA floats down and the Wreckage Brother nosedives and crashes, the vision starts to fade and you're back sitting on your office floor.
Could it be true? Was it possible that Wilson jumped out of the plane and survived? That would mean your friend could still be alive! You wonder how much time has passed, and you hope you haven't missed your date with Agent C. The out of body experience has raised your abilities.
+10 max HP
+2 attack
+Flight Plan alignment
Updated stats
>>324168
Go on your date with Agent C ,and make sure to dress just a bit flamboyantly.
>>324195
You head back to your apartment and get dressed for your date with Agent C. As usual, your outfit is very high fashion, but you went with something slightly more... unique this time. Just as you finish getting ready there's a knock at your door. It's Agent C.
Where are we going to go, Ittin?
>>324236
We'll go to a local concert for this indie band, "The Masketta Men"
>>324245
>The "Masketta Men" are playing tonight, let's go see them
Sounds great, let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
You arrive at the concert. The music is great. What will you do while you're there?
>>324290
Try to find a mask vendor. Not enough people care who we are.
>>324297
Of course, a band called the Masketta Men must have some Masketta masks for sale. Both you and Agent C buy masks at the vendor. You feel like people care slightly more about you when you put them on, but only because they look so terrible.
>>324323
Get up close for when Masketta does his signature stage crash.
>>324290
Go, around, and ask people if they know a "Dr.v Pavel" or "Dr. Pavelheer"
>>328227
>bumping on /qst/
>>328269
Looks like we're gonna need it desu
>>331719
the first thread is still up, nigger.
Sorry for not keeping up with the thread. I'll make a part 3, but I can't for another week at least. Let me know if you're enjoying this enough for me to keep going on with it.
>>332048
I'm liking it. I'd prefer if you made it less linear. You give options to make us more "big" or "master plannish", but the narration and given options make it seem heavily flight-plan oriented.
>>332048
It's a lot of fun, keep going!
>>332127
That's because we made choices that made us flight plan aligned Anon, if we'd started with master plan choices they would've led us to more mast plan choices
>>334321
It's kind of hard to make master plan choices when we're investigating our best friend's murder without meta-gaming.