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>We found a xeno porn magazine in /tg/'s room
>We got /ck/ a herb she wanted
>We saved /cm/ from a cave and he joined our party
>We beat up a drunken /tv/-tan
>We beat up Todd Howard
>We killed a jew that stole /pol/'s money
>We had a party with /pol/, /int/, and /x/
>We did some gay shit with /cm/
>We beat up /out/ and she joined the party
>We gave /wsr/ a sauce she wanted
>We beat up Todd Howard again
>We got a manga /a/ wanted
>We ran away from some mods and camped at an oasis
Pastebin with all of the quest info: http://pastebin.com/s06fhRF1
You wake up in the tent you help set up at the oasis. You can see that /out/ isn't here and is probably out hunting or checking the trap she set up. You climb out of the sleeping bag you were sharing with /cm/, and give him a little shake to get him up. He slowly sits up and gives you a groggy "Good m-m-morning..." as he stifles a yawn. You take out your map and decide that this would be a good time to plot a path though Vidya Desert.
-Vidya Desert-
A dry, giant desert full of tribes of savages. There is constantly war here, as the tribes can not agree on anything. Almost every creature here is hostile, and the heat is intense.
You look at the map, and look at the paths you could take to the temple that the cartridge /vr/ wants is in.
>Head though the nintendofag territory
>Head though the sonyfag territory
>Head though the microsoftfag territory
>Head though the PCfag territory
>>310990
We're nintendofags, so nintendo
>>310990
>Head though the PCfag territory
>>310990
Also this is for a cartridge that /vr/ wants, so it's definitely nintendo
>>310990
>>Head though the nintendofag territory
>>310990
>>Head though the nintendofag territory
I want this. We can always backtrack if it turns out to be the wrong path.
>>310995
>>311002
>>311005
>>311012
You quickly plot a path though the nintendofag territory, and leave the tent with /cm/. You find /out/ sitting near the fire cooking a hare she caught with the trap she set. You got a cooked hare, it heals 50 HP.
"Looks like you two sleepyheads finally woke up. Are you ready to head out?"
You nod your head, and the party collects their supplies and heads out though the desert. You enter the nintendofag territory, and have 3 different paths you can use.
>Smash path
>Zelda road
>Kirby way
Which game was /vr/-tan looking for?
>>311060
A golden Nintendo World Championships cartridge.
>>311052
>>Zelda road
This is exactly what i was looking for. No hesitation.
>>311052
>Smash path
>>311052
>Zelda road
must be zelda
>>311079
>>311112
>>311116
You decide to go though Zelda road, and find two tribes fighting each other. They seem to be fighting over what is the best Zelda game. What do you do?
>Go though the "A link to the past" tribe
>Go though the "Ocarina of time" tribe
>Try and sneak around the outskirts of the tribes
>Other (Write in)
>>311134
>>Other (Write in)
have /qst/ infiltrate "ocarina of time" and /cm/ infiltrate "a link to the past" and incite the tribes to violence from within, providing a diversion for our escape!
>>311147
Backing
>>311134
>>Other (Write in)
We yell that Twilight Princess is the actual best Zelda game and incite a mass war that we can't possibly win.
Does defending reduce the damage before or after armor is applied?
ie, if someone would do 20 damage and we defend, would it be (20 * 0.25) -12 => 0, or (20 - 12) * 0.25 = 2
>>311147
>>311155
>>311173
/qst/ tells the plan to /cm/ and /out/, and /qst/ and /cm/ head into the tribes. /qst/ yells "MAJORA'S MASK IS BETTER!" in the Oot tribe, and /cm/ yells "LINK'S AWAKENING IS BETTER!" in the Alttp tribe. It works, and starts a giant free for all! The party successfully escapes, and continue though the desert. You eventually leave the nintendofag territory, and can see the temple ahead!
What do you do?
>Enter the temple
>Look for a hidden entrance
>Other (Write in)
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>>311182
Before.
>>311134
Yell something about Majora's Mask
>>311207
>>Look for a hidden entrance
>>311207
Enter the temple, even if we run into trouble, we could use some exp anyway
>>311207
>Enter the temple
I hope it's not water temple.
>>311207
>>Enter the temple
>>311218
>>311232
>>311237
You enter the temple, and find a giant open room. At the far end, you can see a door. The party slowly and carefully proceeds though the temple, but suddenly someone teleports behind you!
"Psshhh... Nothin' personnel, kid."
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 50/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 25/25 MP
Edgelord 140/140 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
Rolled 17, 11 + 26 = 54 (2d26 + 26)
>>311282
Attack and Frizzle. I think I got those numbers right?
Attack and frizzle.
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)
>>311289
/qst/ attacks the Edgelord, and /cm/ cast Frizzle on him, dealing 54 damage!
Edgelord attacks...
>>311297
And does 15 damage to /qst/!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 35/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 22/25 MP
Edgelord 86/140 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
>>311310
Attack and Frizz
If we have /qst/ defend each turn, Edgelord can't deal any damage to him. (30 * 0.25) - 12 => 0
Meanwhile, /cm/ can spam Frizz and is guaranteed to kill Edgelord before he runs out of mana 8 * 25 = 200.
Of course, if Edgelord has some special abilities this strategy may not work
>>311316
This would also take about 7 turns, so definitely not as fast as just doing an all out attack
Rolled 4, 16 + 26 = 46 (2d26 + 26)
>>311316
But we get healed by /out/ after every battle it seems so there's no point in playing it safe like that. Plus it'd take longer. Rolling for damage.
Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)
>>311322
/qst/ and /cm/ do a combined 46 damage!
Edgelord takes out two shotguns and shoots them!
>>311331
And does 5 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 30/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 19/25 MP
Edgelord 40/140 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
>>311336
Attack and Frizz
Rolled 16, 14 + 26 = 56 (2d26 + 26)
>>311336
I guess we should just fuck him up
>>311342
/qst/ does a quick dash and decapitates Edgelord!
But it was just a hologram, and the door opens.
-VICTORY!-
You go though the temple door, and find the golden Nintendo World Championships NES cartridge sitting on a pedestal.
>Take it
>Look around to see if it's a trap
>Take it, but replace the cartridge with something else quickly
>Other (Write in)
>>311342
Definitely fucked him up
>>311362
>>Look around to see if it's a trap
>>311362
>>Take it, but replace the cartridge with something else quickly
>>311362
Check for traps then when there are none, take it and replace it
>>311362
replace with a lime. those probably weigh about the same
>>311371
backing
>>311362
>>Look around to see if it's a trap
>>Take it, but replace the cartridge with something else quickly
If there's no floor traps then the pedestal is definitely trapped.
>>311368
>>311370
>>311371
>>311372
>>311374
You find no sign of any traps, but when you get close to the cartridge /v/-tan comes out of nowhere and steals it!
"YES! Now I can sell this and become rich!"
"Hey! You give that to us!" Yells /out/.
"Oh yeah? If you want it back, you're going to have to fight me for it!"
>Fight /v/
>Don't fight /v/
>>311396
Fight him.
>>311396
Fight /v/
>>311396
fight that bald fuck, finish his ass once and for all
>>311416
>it's an unwinnable battle
ahhh, a classic of the RPG Genrethat i hate with a passion
i guess attack and frizzle
>>311416
I think we should conserve our mana for healing. Let's defend with /qst/ and have /cm/ do a physical attack, to see what /v/'s other stats are like. We can run if he's too strong (actually, can we run? I don't see that option given)
>>311427
>>311440
Before you can do anything, /vr/ runs into the room and punches /v/ in the face with his power glove!
"Yo little dudes, that should bring him down to size for you!"
/vr/ joined your party!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 50/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 25/25 MP
/v/ 230/230 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xStEdivU9JE
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
Rolled 6 + 17 (1d26 + 17)
>>311461
/qst/ defend
/cm/ frizzle
Rolled 24, 24 + 26 = 74 (2d26 + 26)
>>311416
Well shit. Attack and Frizzle I guess.
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d30 + 10)
>>311467
/qst/ attacks and /cm/ cast Frizzle, dealing 74 damage to /v/!
/v/ attacks!
>>311467
This roll please qm baby
>>311480
But misses and does 0 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 50/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 22/25 MP
/v/ 156/230 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
Rolled 25, 2 + 26 = 53 (2d26 + 26)
>>311493
Again!
Rolled 23, 7 + 26 = 56 (2d26 + 26)
>>311493
Attack and Frizzle
>>311500
We can always heal up if we need to. We'll probably get hit hard this turn and then need to start tanking, that's why you need to do as much damage as possible before it gets serious.
Rolled 2 + 20 (1d10 + 20)
>>311499
/qst/ slashes /v/ while /cm/ cast Frizzle, doing a combined 53 damage!
/v/ does a powerful kick!
>>311517
And does 10 damage to /qst/!
/qst/ 40/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 19/25 MP
/v/ 103/230 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
Rolled 23, 20 + 26 = 69 (2d26 + 26)
>>311524
Same thing
>>311524
ATTACK AND FRIZZ
WE MUST KILL THIS FUCK, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL VIDEO GAMES
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d50 + 5)
>>311536
/qst/ and /cm/ deal 69 damage to /v/!
/v/ charges at /qst/ with all of his might!
>>311536
Jesus, we're kicking ass. Looks like a next turn win for us.
>>311545
And does 3 damage to /qst/!
"You niggers! I'll fucking murder all of you!"
"Yo man, that ain't cool to say in front of kids."
/qst/ 37/50 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 16/25 MP
/v/ 34/230 HP
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defense
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
Rolled 15, 23 + 26 = 64 (2d26 + 26)
>>311554
For the finish!
>>311554
Fuck him up
>>311554
finish it
make him play video games IN HELL
I HOPE YOU LIKE NEO GEO, FAGGOT
Rolled 8, 15 + 26 = 49 (2d26 + 26)
attack and frizz
>>311557
/qst/ and /cm/ are about to finish him off, but /vr/ throws a Nintendo 64 at /v/ dealing 64 damage, killing /v/!
"Radical! Heh, sorry for stealing your thunder."
-VICTORY!-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj64hnIFxXY
/qst/ gained a level!
+4 max attack
+5 HP
+3 defense
/cm/ gained a level!
+4 max magic attack
+5 MP
/out/ gained a level!
+7 max attack
+3 max health
A dark portal appears under /v/, and drags his body to hell. The portal then disappears.
>>311594
Ask /vr/ why the hell he needed this quest to be done since he's here anyway
If /out/-tan is a support then she should gain Action Points or something.
>>311594
I guess we should go back to the mansion, to complete the /a/ and /vr/ quests
>>311603
This. He better have taken that quest item back before /v/ disappeared too, I don't want to be held responsible for that.
>>311594
flirt with /out/, saying her if she'd like to go /out/ with you
>>311614
this
get them family discounts from /k/
>>311603
"Well... I thought it would be easy for you tubular dudes and dudette, but when I saw /v/ following you guys I knew I had to do something." /vr/ grabs the cartridge and puts it in his pocket.
>>311606
You leave the temple, and now you have to make your way back to the mansion. As you walk you decide to talk with some of you party members.
>>311614
"Hey /out/ do you want to go /out/ with me?"
/out/ laughs then slaps you in the face.
>Continue flirting
>Salvage it and say you were joking
>Talk to another party member
>Other (Write in)
>>311638
>That's OK, I like it rough
Then grab her hand and make her hit you agian
>>311642
this, but instead of making her hit you, go in for the kiss like a real nigga
>>311655
This
>>311638
>>Other (Write in)
I just want to head home since /out/ seems /out/ of our league.
>>311655
Dubs have spoken.
I know that /qst/ is a recent board, but how old are everyone in this quest?
>>311685
/qst/ is about 8
/cm/ is around the same age
I would guess /out/ is 16 ish
>>311697
/qst/ is 10 my dude
and /out/ is at least 13 or 14
>>311642
>>311655
>>311659
"It's okay, I like it rough"
/qst/ goes in for a kiss but /out/ kicks you in the nose.
"You said you liked it rough."
You rub your bleeding nose, and decide to talk about something else.
>Talk with /cm/
>Talk with /out/
>Talk with /vr/
>Other (Write in)
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>>311685
>>311697
>>311705
I think /qst/ and /cm/ is around 8-10, and /out/ is around 10-12.
/vr/ is probably like 30/40.
>>311711
>Talk with /out/
My nose is bleeding, can you give it a kiss
>>311711
>>Other (Write in)
Time to make our way back so we don't have to camp again.
Talk to /vr/, ask him what he can do
>>311711
saucy bitch, good, we can mold her
for now, talk with /vr/ and ask him how the fuck he got here
>>311716
Seconded
>>311716
>>311739
"My nose is bleeding, can you give it a kis-"
She kicks you in the dick.
"If you try and flirt with me one more time I'm leaving."
>>311720
>>311732
"I just followed /v/ who was following you."
You ask him what he can do.
"Oh, well I have a lot of different items I can use in battle. It's totally rad, little dude. Once we get back to the mansion, I'll give you your reward and join you on your quests. If you want me too, that is."
Let him join you?
>Yes
>No
>>311761
Yes
>>311761
Well /out/, now my dick is bleeding...
yes to /vr/
>>311761
Yes
Yeah. Then let's talk to /cm/.
Which tan is the perfect match for /qst/-tan?
>>311761
yesthen beat the shit out of /out/, bitch don't wanna help fight then wants to beat the shit outta us? fuck her
>>311780
No we can't scare her off. We just gotta give the relationship time I guess. Maybe another round of truth or dare tonight
>>311789
i don't take well to hoes beating up our cute little buddy /out/, anon
but if it takes time, i guess it takes time
>>311765
>>311766
>>311768
"Thanks, dude! I'll be ready by tomorrow!"
>>311774
"Today was a lot of fun /qst/! I never want to stop adventuring with you!"
You finally get back to the mansion, and it's starting to get dark. /vr/ gives you the $800 reward then leaves to go play retro vidya with /tg/. You now have $1174
What do you do now?
>Go give the manga to /a/ to finish the quest
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go back to your room
>Other (Write in)
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>>311780
You guys know you can switch which partner is fighting with /qst/, right? She also fully heals us after battles.
>>311800
>Go give the manga to /a/ to finish the quest
We should probably get naked for this
>>311800
Finish the quest
>>311806
Finish quest and train
>>311804
>>311806
You go to the door of /a/'s room and hear some weird noises in there, you knock and tell her you have the manga and she tells you slip it under the door, which you do, and then she slips $500 under it. Oddly, some of the money has some sticky white spots on it. You now have $1674.
What now?
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Go back to your room
>Other (Write in)
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>>311815
What did you think the >switch option did?
>>311818
ask /a/ if we can come inside
>>311818
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>>311779/cm/. We already did gay things with him, our fate is sealed.
>>311819
No more gay stuff please
>>311818
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
I want to talk to /a/ but I don't want to interrupt him.
>>311822
I tried to flirt with /out/, but she didn't want us. Traps are only somewhat gay
>>311818
there was a switch option?
i never noticed it, Jesus Christ i'm dumb
also, go to train my dude, get them gains
>>311818
Attempt to sell the food /out/ cooked for us to /ck/
>>311819
You ask her, but she says that she's busy.
>>311820
>>311826
>>311833
You head to the gym, and find /fit/ trying to help /pol/ get gains.
What stat do you train?
/qst/
>Attack
>Defense
>HP
/cm/
>Magic attack
>Magic defense
>MP
/out/
>Attack
>Her fists (highers its damage)
>Round house kick (highers its max damage)
>def
>mag Atk
>atk?
>>311856
Def, Magic Attack and Fists.
>>311856
Defense, magic defense, round house kick
>>311856
>>Attack
>>MP
>>Her fists (highers its damage)
>>311863
this
>>311863
/qst/ does some squats, and feels tougher!
+2 defense
/cm/ practices his magic on some punching bags, and gets better at magic!
+3 Magic attack
/out/ just punches and kicks a punching bag a lot.
+3 max attack
After that, /qst/ and /cm/ go into the male showers while /out/ goes into the female showers. They get rid of all of the dirt and sweat of their bodies, and then they leave the gym.
/out/ says "Well, I think I'll head back to my room now. /k/ is probably worrying about me."
What do you do now?
>Head back to your own room
>Other (Write in)
>>311922
>>Head back to your own room
>>311922
Head back to the room with /cm/
>>311934
Ask /out/ to ask /k/ if she can come over for a sleepover
>get our trump hat from /pol/
>>311944
seconded
>>311941
>>311941
You head over to /k/'s room, and ask him if /out/ can have a sleepover with you and /cm/.
"A sleepover!? With boys?!" /k/ then slams the door and you can hear him scolding /out/.
>>311944
While heading back to your room, you run into /pol/ and ask him for the trump hat, which he happily gives you.
You get back to your room with /cm/, and hear /tg/ and /vr/ playing video games in the room next to yours.
>Go to /tg/ and /vr/
>Talk with /cm/
>Go to sleep
>Other (Write in)
>>311957
>>Other (Write in)
Equip the Trump hat. Then talk to /tg/ and /vr/.
>>311967
You can only have one accessory at once.
Do you wear the trump hat or the nazi armband? Hat gives +1 defense and armband gives +1 attack.
Stats on hat?
Go to our room
>>311980
Put that Hat on /qst/ give the armband to /cm/ I guess.
>>311980
We seem to e going tank so equip the hat
Give armband to /out/ in the morning?
>>311985
Backing
>>311988
>>311967
You take off the armband and put on the hat, you'll save the armband for /out/.
You go into /tg/'s room to see him playing Nintendo World Championships with /vr/. You tell /tg/ all about the adventure you had, and he just nods his head and says "Uuhuh, I bet that all happened." /vr/ then looks at you and winks. After watching them play for a while, you head back to your room with /cm/.
>Talk with /cm/
>Go to sleep
>Other (Write in)
>>311980
>can't put on a hat because you're wearing an armband
>game logic
>>312019
Go to bed, tell /cm/ we want to be alone tonight. Also tell him that he's a faggot
>>312019
>>Go to sleep
>>312033
You get into your bed, and once again /cm/ asks you if he can sleep with you.
>Allow him
>Don't allow him
>>312040
>>Allow him
Might as well.
>>312040
Don't allow him
>>312042
But no more shota.
As long as no more gay shit happens , sure
>>312040
Allow him
>>312040
Say k, but "no homo" like /fit/ always says
>>312040
Allow, but be interrupted by noises from under the bed as tentacles creep out from the darkness to say "Hi."
Allow.
>>312042
>>312055
>>312056
You allow /cm/ get into the bed with you again, and you both cuddle each other to sleep.
You wake up refreshed and ready to take on another batch of quests! As you wake up /cm/, you hear /news/ open the door to your room.
"/tv/ has been kidnapped, and had all of his memes stolen by invaders from the redditlands! Will you help get him back /qst/?"
>Take on the quest
>Don't take on the quest
>>312087
>>Take on the quest
>>312087
>>Take on the quest
Tell us about the kidnapper. Why does he want the memes?
>take the quest
Ask if he has anything else in the same direction as redditland as side quests
>>312087
Go on the quest immediately.
>>Raise an army and plunder the Reditlands.
>>312087
Take quest.Wonder if /film/ will show up
>>312091
>>312095
>>312100
>>312101
You take on the quest and ask him if there are any other quests you can take on. He says no, and that saving /tv/ is the only current quest available.
/out/ comes to join you, along with /vr/.
"Yo dudes and dudette, I'm ready to go on a radical quest with you guys!"
What do you do now? The redditlands are far, far away, and it will be a long adventure to get to them. There also may be towns on the way there.
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
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Also make sure to check the pastebin for /vr/'s stats and moves: http://pastebin.com/s06fhRF1
>>312165
Look to buy gear for /out/ and yourself.
>>312165
>>Go to /fit/'s gym to train
One last buff since we might not get another chance for a while. Def, Magic Attack and Fists.
> weapon store
> armory
> see if any of /tv/s friends have any items to give us /vp/ /aco/ and maybe see if /n/ has bikes or something to increase speed
>>312165
See if our bane mask will fit /out/ or /vr/
>>312211
>>Super scope blast
>>312214
/qst/ gains 3 defense!
/cm/ gains 4 magic attack!
/out/ gains +5 damage for her fists!
/vr/ gains +5 damage for super scope blast!
Now what?
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
>Go to /k/'s weapon store
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
>>312228
Go see if /pol/ will teach us any meme magic. We'll need it to save /tv/.
>>312228
Weapons
Let's buy the biggest blackest wand /k/ has, to maximize /cm/'s damage.
>>312228
>>Go to /k/'s weapon store
Stock up on new gear for the journey.
>>312235
You enter /k/'s store and he shows you his wares.
>Current money: $1674
>Sliver sword $300 +16 damage
>8 inch "wand" $400 +16 damage
>Super glove $200 +12 damage
>>312271
>8 inch "wand" $400 +16 damage
>>312271
Buy it all and sell the old stuff
>>312271
Silver Sword and Wand. Glove is for /out/ yeah? Does it stack on her fist damage? Doesn't seem worth it otherwise.
>>312271
>>312290
>>312298
You buy it all for $900, and sell your old weapons for $150, leaving you with $924.
What now?
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>312299
Glove is for /vr/, /out/ doesn't use weapons.
>>312309
>>Other (Write in)
ask /pol/ to accompany us on our quest to save /tv/ and teach us the ways of meme magic. Surely he wouldn't refuse the call to rescue his best friend!
>>312309
>>Go to /fa/'s armor and clothes store
>>312316
Seconded
>>312316
You go to /pol/'s room, but find out that he went on his own quest to save /tv/ with /int/, [r9k], and [s4s].
>>312328
You go into /fa/'s store, and he's sitting behind the counter, disinterested as ever.
>Current money: $924
>Silver shirt $200 +10 defense
>Silver pants $150 +9 defense
>Ultra speedo $350 +6 defense +10 magic defense +5 magic attack
>Fighter's shirt 200 +7 defense +5 attack
>>312360
Why are you so against us hanging out with /pol/ OP?
>>312362Because having to deal with more party members means more time setting up their stats and stuff. Also I have plans for him later in the quest.
>>312360
One of everything, maybe give our old pants to /out/ and old shirt to /cm/.
>>312369
>mfw we can't hang out with my favorite board-tan but he at least has plot significanceat least I know you're not a #CruzMissile or a #Hillshill
>>312376
You buy one of everything for $900, and give your old pants to /out/ and old shirt to /cm/. You sell your old speedo for $60, leaving you at $84
What do you do now?
>Go to /ck/'s food and potion store
>Talk to a party member
>Go out on the quest
>Other (Write in)
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>>312385
>implying the best board-tan isn't/vr/
>>312417
>>Talk to a party member
Lets have a group chat to get pumped about the quest and then head out. Compliment/cm/, try to not upset /out/ and bro it up with /vr/.
>>312421
"/cm/, you look great, and I bet you'll do amazing!" /cm/ blushes and gives you a quick hug.
"/out/, I bet you'll punch all of those reddit invaders out with one punch!" /out/ flexes her arm.
"/vr/, we can play some old video games after we finish the quest!"
"Oh yeah little dude!"
Your entire party is pumped, and ready to adventure. They all leave the mansion and head towards the redditlands, where a long and difficult adventure awaits them.
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That will be all for today, I'll continue tomorrow.
So what's been you guy's favorite part of this quest so far? When did you join in the quest?
>>312440
I've been here since start(different ID's cuz I started at the bus and continued at home, plus my IP is dynamic), and my favourite part was the first fight against Todd.
>>312468
I dunno man, Shmodd was pretty good too.
>>312440
I joined during the Todd battle. I think my favorite parts have been fighting Goldberg since he really felt like a boss fight and meeting /out/ since it threw the thread for quite a ride after we had slept with /cm/. That was a blast in and of itself as well.
>>312440
/v/ battle and /vr/ being a bro in general
>>312424he doesn't know /vp/ cucked him out of /x/ last yeargg /pol/
I hope we meet /jp/ and meido
>>312721/x/ was just being tsundere, like when connie took joseph to the tom landry dance instead of bobby.
>>312440
I like how shit your rolls have been so far. I haven't been scared in battle since we met /cm/Shota porn though
OP? Are you gonna run tonight?
>>314374
Yeah just checking stuff to make sure everything is ready to go, I'm a bit late today since I had some stuff to do.
The excited and energetic party go off on the trail to the redditlands. It will take days to get there, but the party seems to be prepared to make the journey. Their first day of traveling goes fine, as the path they use is well-worn by other travelers. After a full day of walking down the path, they find a spot where they could camp.
What do you do?
>Set up camp
>Continue traveling though the night
>Other (Write in)
>>314434
>Set up camp
Sleep in shifts too, of course
>>314434
>>Set up camp
>>314434
>set up camp
>>314452
>>314460
>>314464
You decide you've had enough walking for one day, and set up camp near a lake and some trees. The party sets up the tent, and lights a fire.
What else do you do?
>Set up a trap
>Forage for items
>Bathe in the lake
>Fish in the lake
>Try and hunt
>Use an item
>Talk/interact with party members
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
>>314495
>forage for items
>>314495
Find something for /vr/ to do and then bathe in the lake with /cm/ and /out/. Say it's just to ensure safety in numbers while you're all unarmed
>>314495
>>Set up a trap
/out/ can do this.
>>Forage for items
/qst/ and /cm/ can do this.
>>Fish in the lake
Maybe /vr/ can do this?
>>314515
No more doing things alone with /cm/
>>314500
>>314515
/out/ sets up a trap in some of the trees, while /qst/ and /cm/ work together to try and find some items. They find 3 wild strawberries! (Heal 10 MP)
Since /vr/ doesn't have a fishing rod, he just uses his NES zapper to shoot the fish. It doesn't work, and he just scares away all of the fish.
What now?
>Bathe in the lake
>Try and hunt
>Use an item
>Talk/interact with party members
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
>>314542
>>Bathe in the lake
>>314542
Bathe in the lake, without /vr/ if possible but if not then oh well
>>314542
>>Bathe in the lake
Everyone else can head to the bath.
>>Try and hunt
/out/ won't join us in bathing so lets send her off to hunt.
>>314555
>>314559
>>314570
/qst/, /cm/, and /vr/ all strip down and bathe in the lake while /out/ goes off and hunts. After getting clean, /vr/ uses some towels he brought with him to dry everyone off. /out/ comes back from the hunt with a freshly killed rabbit, and the party decides to cook it and eat it for dinner.
"Hey dudes, look what I brought with me!" /vr/ takes out 4 Gameboys with copies of Pokemon red and blue in them. He even brought some link cables. The party plays on their Gameboys while it starts to get completely dark.
>Use an item
>Talk/interact with party members
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
>>314518
It's too late. We already did gay things with /cm/, our fate is sealed.
>>314603
We can still be redeemed. We have the rope
>>314599
Talk to each of the party members, asking them how they're doing so far
>>314599
Ask /vr/ if he's a genwunner.
>>314618
Come on, there has to be a non-faggot option. Don't give up so easily
>>314625
What other board-tans are female? /ck/ for /ss/ if we somehow manage to pull it off.
>>314636
There's some chart out there that shows all the board-tans, but I don't have it saved.
>>314618
You ask what everyone's favorite pokemon is.
/vr/ says, "Oh dude, Mewtwo is totally radical!"
"I like Arcanine" says /cm/
"It's gotta be Hitmonlee." says /out/.
>>314623
>>314632
"The other games are pretty rad, but this and gold and silver are my favorites."
>>314616
You ask how everyone is doing.
"Great! Adventuring is always fun with you, /qst/." says /cm/
"It's been pretty nice" says /out/
"It's pretty tubular, man!" says /vr/
Now what?
>Use an item
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>Other (Write in)
-------------------------------Seeing all of you argue about who to ship /qst/ with is pretty funny.
>>314668
Sleep in shifts.
I just don't want anymore gay stuff guys. And yes, traps are gay
>>314668
>>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>>314668
>gold and silver are my favorites
Best boy right here. Everyone has some sweet taste in pokemon too.
>Go to sleep (In shifts)
>>314683
>he's trying to resist the gay
Faggot
As per what to do:
Sleep in shifts.
>>314683
>>314685
>>314690
>>314704
/out/ says she'll take the first shift, so /vr/, /cm/, and /qst/ all head into the tent. /vr/ brought his own sleeping bag, (A Pokemon themed one) and climbs into it. /qst/ and /cm/ once again share the small sleeping bag, and sleep, waiting for their turn to go on watch. /vr/ eventually wakes you and /cm/ up, saying it's time for your shift.
>Do the shift yourself
>Make /cm/ do the shift
>Do the shift with /cm/
>>314737
Do the shift yourself
>>314737
>>Do the shift yourself
Isn't /vr/ cutting into /vp/'s territory a bit much?
>>314737
>>Do the shift with /cm/
He's already up so why not?
>>314737
>do the shift yourself
Are you sure this is /vr/ and not /vp/ in disguise?
>>314750
They need their rest. They'll have their own shift later
>do the shift yourself
>>314744
>>314749
>>314756
>>314783
You decide to do the shift yourself, and let /cm/ sleep. You keep watch around the tent, but don't notice anything. You see the sun coming up, and decide to go and wake everyone up to get ready to continue the adventure.
/out/ checks the trap but find that it's empty.
Should we do anything before setting off?
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>>314749
>>314756
Where do you think he got the copies of Pokemon and the sleeping bag from?
>>314796
Peptalk
>>314796
nah, let's just get going before the sun sets.Nice save, OP.
>>314796
Let's get going.
>>314808
>>314809
>>314851
You give the team a pep talk, and they're all ready for another day of adventuring!
You pack up your stuff at the camp, and continue on your way. You see a giant mountain in the distance, and eventually get to the base of it.
There's two different paths you can go though.
>Climb the Magic Mountain, a tall, snowy mountain virgins go to become wizards when they become 30
>Go though the Magic Mountain's lava filled caves
----------------------------------Coming up with these areas is hard, if anyone has some cool area ideas I'll be happy to listen to them.
>>314857
Climb the mountain.
I hope that is snow...
>>314857
>>Climb the Magic Mountain, a tall, snowy mountain virgins go to become wizards when they become 30
>>314857
>>Climb the Magic Mountain, a tall, snowy mountain virgins go to become wizards when they become 30Well there's the duchy of /pol/and, maybe the sahara dessert
>>314880
>>314886
>>314908
You start climbing the mountain, and notice someone in your way.
"Hello, my name is Rod Broward. And I just wanted to know, did you happen to pre-order the great game Fallout 4?"
>Yes (Lie)
>No
>Sarcastic
>HATE FALLOUT 4
>>314922
>>HATE FALLOUT 4
The grind for exp begins!
>>314922
>>Sarcastic
No, I neglected to pre-order the game of the millenium. What do you think, casual?
>>314922
>sarcastic
Why, yes! I pre-ordered a bit after I beat you the last time!
>>314922
>HATE FALLOUT 4
New vegas was better
>>314948
>>314959
You sarcastically say that you bought the game, but Rod catches on to your sarcasm!
"I know you didn't pre-order it! Don't try and joke with me!" He rips off the the glasses and fake nose and it turns out it's Todd again!
-BATTLE!-
/qst/ 55/55 HP
/cm/ 32/32 HP 30/30 MP
Todd 260/260 HP
Battle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpZzMNz1BSk
/qst/
>Attack
>Defend
>Item
>Switch
/cm/
>Attack
>Defend
>Spell
>Item
>Switch
Rolled 29 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315001
attack/frizzle
Rolled 2 + 31 (1d37 + 31)
>>315023
do skills have any sort of cooldown? ie can /vr/ spam Super scope blast for a guaranteed 62 damage each turn
Rolled 3 + 31 (1d37 + 31)
>>315055
Rolling for Frizzle damage.
Rolled 23 + 16 (1d30 + 16)
>>315061
Well shit. Rolling for /qst/ attack.
