?

stroke it, brah

>>25993
check what I am wearing and remember how I was planning on becoming a mage gardener.

>>25993
Check what we have on us.

>>25993
Wack my head against a tree until I remember something

>>26030
you are wearing a white tshirt, jeans and tennis shoes. There are some shreds of notebook paper that have looks like it had something written on it before being shredded in your right pocket. In your left pocket, you have a sticky note with a heart on it and a toothbrush.
>You yawn and wonder what to do next.

Look around for a box of matches.

>>26167
>looks around but could not find any matches
>Do I go into the trees to the left, to the rocky area to the right, backwards into the darker area of the trail, or forwards toward the light?

>>26149
Look for a path to follow

>Sees 4 possible paths,
>Will he go into the trees to the left, to the rocky area to the right, backwards into the darker area of the trail, or forwards toward the light?

>>26217
rocky area

>>26248
>walks into the rocky area and sees a river,
>travel upstream or downstream?
(also these are just suggestions, you can take options that I didn't list too)

>>26285
Upstream

Shit flows down so going up means you'll not get shit on

>>26327
>you travel upstream
>you come to a wall with the entrance to a cavern, do you enter?

>>26351
Lick the wall

Clearly you need the delicious lichen before you travel to unknown realms

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>26351
Dropkick wall

>>26390
>You lick the wall, it tastes oddly... clean
>You sit down with your back leaning on the wall and contemplate what to do next.

>>26425
inspect wall for anything loose or any opening

>>26453
>you inspect the wall and find nothing but the entrance to the cavern that you saw earlier.

>>26470
Fuck it

Git inside the cave

Light?

Fuck that shit we're good