Stupid Quest
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You wake up in a bathroom! You have no idea how you got here or where this place is. You try the door behind you but it's locked! You have to get out, so what do you do?
>>214671
Look at the room from the opposite wall.
>>214695
Ther's a window, painting, and toilet
>>214671
Open both mirror compartment and cabinet under the sink to collect common household items.Use bath as cauldron. Mix household items to create bombs. Blow up door with a bomb.
Failing that, unscrew shower head and light bulb. Add both to inventory. Create fuck huge miasma of smoke with bath cauldron and household items. When someone runs in, bash them upside the head with the shower head.
Alternatively, just unlock the door and leave.
>>214726
Admire the painting and all that it stands for.
>>214728
you find some bleach, washing supplies, and pills in the cabinets. You throw that shit into the tub.
>>214771
But instead of bombs, you get a really powerful and poisonous concoction. The fumes make you pass out.
>>214779
Pass out backwards and dream up a plan to escape.
>>214797
After some stumbling around you pass out and dream out a plan. It's fucking awesome and makes a shit ton of sense
>>214807
You wake up after some time. Your head is pounding, but you're alive, if not sick to your stomach. Turns out your drugged out self opened up a window and admired the shitty painting, How lucky.
>>214818
Take a shit in the toilet, and fashion it into a key to unlock the door.
>>214823
You take a shit and, to the best of your ability, you fashion it into a key and attempt to u lock the door. It works!
Just kidding, you just smeared shit all over the door knob. Nice going, fucktard
>>214818
Lift up the lid to the tank of the toilet and check for items. Also, check behind the toilet as well.
Take painting off the wall. If there is a safe, equip toilet tank lid as a weapon and inhale fumes in order to enter the painting world in search of the safe combination.
>>214840
You attempt to lift the painting but... it yells at you. The painting is fucking living. You're pretty sure the drugs are still effective so you decide to get some fresh air.
>>214883
and i forgot the picture
>>214889
You look outside to see that you're in some giant apparent chasm. All around you are various windows, and one is very close to you.
>>214896
Scream for help to see if anybody is in the other windows.
>>214904
You yell and see that there is are people in this place! He's quite far though.
>>214932
Flick him off as a way of greeting him. Then try to piss on him to establish your dominance.
>>214950
>>214974
He's too far to be piss on or to talk to. You do flick him off. He throws his shit at you.
>>214993
Proceed to masturbate while he watches.
>>214993
You use the toilet lid to smash the window next to you. You better get out quick, the fumes are starting to fill up the rooms
>>215013
Jump into room next to us
>>215020
>>215000
You jump to the next window. You try to masturbate at him but he left before you could do so, so you enter the room with a boner.
In this room is... a mascot's head nailed to the wall, a broken coffee table and a few slices of pizza on the wall. What the fuck
>>215048
Leave the room, but take a piece of the coffee table with you.
>>215048
Eat the pizza
>>215056
Share 1 slice with the mascot
>>215048
Put on the mascot's head before you leave.
>>215056
>>215055
You can't go back to your room since it will most likely result in your death via drug fumes. You try to eat the pizza but it appears to be stuck there for some time
>>215070
Jump out the window
>>215061
>>215060
You share a slice with the surely starving head and put it on. In it's place you put the painting. It remarks that you look like an autist.
>>215082
Bang your head on the wall until there is a hole that leads to the other side.
>>215070
Put both halves of the table together to form a whole. Combine whole with 1 slice pizza to form whole pizza. Remove two slices to create 6 slice pizza. Put one of the two slices back in the original position and the other in the mascot mouth. Place the 6 slice pizza under 3 slice pizza for the 1-3-6 pattern. Object near the window should spit out a grappling hook we can use to get into the other rooms.
Shove the painting up your ass
>>215089
You bang your head on the wall to see what's on the other side. It appears to be a hallway. Your head starts to bleed
>>215106
Do a stunt roll through the new hole with callous regard for your head wound.
>>215106
See if the door to the room was unlocked the whole time.
>>215095
You try to do that but with the wound on your head makes it a little difficult. You fail.
>>215112
>>215117
You stunt roll through the door to find out it was made of paper all along! You hit your head on the wall in front of you and you start to lose consciousness again.
>>215137
Start to dream of your hot sister.
>>215151
You son't recall ever having a sister, so you dream one up instead. The head wound fucked up your imagination but you still think its pretty hot.
>>215173
Get up and look for anything to clean up your wound.
>>215173
Use the paper from the wall to bandage your wound. Then make your way down the hallway.
