Looking for a terrifying horror story? Wanting horrifying monsters, creepy scenes, and art you're almost afraid to open? Well, go get assfucked by a ghost.
Trying to pass the time, try to add to a harem, read bad sex scenes, and generally be a moron? Start reading.
Previous thread: >>177123
Pastebin containing most of the story: http://pastebin.com/iYYxphKX
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=G.top
Last time we found the dragon, found out it was being controlled, and killed it's controller, a real goddamn manticore. After that, we left the mountains and found ourselves in the blasted lands. Now, we're feeling eyes on us most of the time, and we've seen a strange shadow...
Stats:
EXP GAINED: 1325
EXP TO NEXT LEVEL: 2225, 275/2500
ACHIEVEMENTS: Attained level 1
LEVEL: 2
CLASS: Cock Mage
SKILLS: Honeyed Tongue
SPELLS: Cock Growth, Twin Dick, Tentacock
If you want to make a choice for the character, state what you want to do and roll 1d10 (dice+1d10). The first post that rolled a 5 or higher will be used, UNLESS a specific post gets voted as the choice. A post won't be considered popular enough to be considered unless it has a MINIMUM of four votes. Note that having multiple posts saying the same thing doesn't count as a vote for an action. Remember that all choices are, ultimately, up to QM discretion.
>Tell Aalna there was a shadow behind her
>She gets up and looks around
"James, there's nothing here. Go ahead and go to the tent."
>Okay
>Zan steps out of the tent just as you're about to go in
"... Good morning, husband. Up early training, I see."
>Yeah, gonna head back into the tent
"... Alright... Husband? Are you alright? You seem... Shaken."
>Tell Zan about what's happening
"... That is very concerning. Would you like me to stay with you?"
>Nah, that's alright
>No point in holing up all day
>You're just going to shake off being so spooked
"... Alright."
>Head in
>Empty tent
>Sit down on the bedroll and take a deep breath
>Cripes, this place is giving you the creeps
>Wonder what really happened here in the past
>Shadow in front of the tent
>Zan?
>Flap opens
>...
>Nothing?
>Wtf
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>204686
Go be the little spoon to Zan.
>>204686
Summon a minion made of all our unborn babies to defend our scared ass.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>204710
/x/ style. strip naked and start masturbating, the ghosts will feel too awkward to haunt you after that..
>>204733
>priming your Hyper Weapon
Rance approves.
>>204733
>Might as well make yourself feel better
>Strip off your clothes and set them aside
>Get comfortable and start jerking it
>Haven't jerked in a while
>...
>Don't feel much better
>Eh
>Keep going
>Hear... something
>Feel a blade against your throat
>A-
"Don't move and don't make a sound, mortal. If you do I will spill your blood all over this tent."
>Aw, shit
>This a boner kill
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>204770
Cast cock growth without moving. (well, our penis will move, but don't move anything else)
If she wanted to kill us, she could have already. She'll probably have something she wants us to do (or stop doing), or maybe she also wants a baby.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>204770
don't move, whisper "How can my *immortal* self help you?"
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>204770
You know, most people start with a simple hello.
>>204799
Meant to add quotation to that. My bad.
>>204796
>The knife presses more into your skin
"Immortal? I haven't met an immortal human before. Then again, I've met few humans. Now, you're going to give me your artifact."
>... Excuse me?
"The artifact. From the mountains. Give it to me."
>You don't have an artifact
"You lie! Each human has had an artifact. They've always had one. Where is yours?"
>We have no idea what you're talking about
>She growls
>Blade dangerously close to slitting your throat
>Sweating
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>204818
what do these artifacts look like, and what do they do? Maybe we could work together to find one
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>204818
"Sorry, I didn't use the normal human ways to come here. What do these artefacts do?"
>>204826
"If I knew I would have already taken it from you. You know what it does. The Eye used his to pacify the End. Marrik the Valiant used his to stem a tide of the undead. Where is yours?"
>Still no idea
>>204843
I'm not sure I have anything like that.
I'm a god of fertility; I jizz in people and get them pregnant. I've even impregnated Death herself. I could knock you up if you want, but I don't have any other powers.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>204843
Oh mine gave me a amazing dick
Then use cock magic
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>204853
forgot roll
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>204843
"No, sorry. I'm travelling with a scholar, she maybe heard of it. You mean I should have one? "
>>204770
This is how that was supposed to go
>>204859
"You... what? Impossible. You're lying."
>Totally not lying
"Then these women are your...?"
>Wives
"Wives! You have Six wives!?"
>Well, you have four wives, you've fucked the black haired elf, and... Okay, the dragon is currently just a traveling partner. Still, that's four wives and a fuck buddy.
"Hm. I have seen how intimate they all are towards you. Perhaps you aren't lying..."
>Feel the blade come away from your throat
>Phew
>The familiar feeling of breasts against your back
>Shadow cloaked hand reaches out and grips your dick
>Whoo
"Then perhaps... This is your artifact?"
>M-maybe?
>You're still not sure what the artifact is supposed to be
>It's also a part of your body
>But whatever
>Starts jerking you
"What can you do with it?"
>>204891
Grow a dick tree with dick fruit
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>204891
Lets start with a simole growth spell...shall we?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>204891
>Watch this
>Cast twin dick
>now bend over, and I'll let you experience my 'artifact'
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>204902
>>204902
this
>>204903
>Well...
>For starters, there's this
>Focus
>Dick grows in her hand
"Hm. It's... something."
>Slowly starts stroking your cock
>Hot breath in your ear
"A god, hm? A god would be a worthy prize. Even simply a human male would be something. I believe I will claim you."
>Uh, wait
>Claim?
>Hand over your mouth
>Hard bite on your neck
>AAAH, FUCK
>Feel tongue
>Probably bleeding, meaning she's probably drinking your blood
>Feel a surge of what's probably magic flow through your body
>Markings start to glow
>Blink
>Suddenly aware of where Aalna is
>Feel a presence far off
>The orcs?
>Mouth off of your neck
>A grunt
>Feeling of location fades away
>Claws - or knife? - gently on your neck
>Shiver
>Something wipes your neck
"That was exceedingly difficult. But it is done. You are mine. Now, stand."
>100% not compelled to stand up
"... I said stand, mortal!"
>Nah
"What!? What is this...?"
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>204965
Maybe you're not understanding what I'm saying. I'll repeat it: I'm a god.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>204965
You don't claim a god. (Can we try to say this in the booming scary voice like with the harpies?)
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>204965
A god commands and is not commanded. You sit.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>204965
Goddamit, finish the job. That's the second time you're giving me blueballs in a row.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>204973
Rolling for this
>>204973
Changing to this because it's close enough
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>204965
>Maybe you're not understanding what I'm saying. I'll repeat it: I'm a god.
So, since we don't have enough votes for this, or a winning roll yet, I'm going to roll to see if we can break this stalemate.
>>205205
Looks like you did
>>205240
Why wouldn't the poster count as a vote toward their own post
>>205205
"Well, then if the bonding won't work, I'll just use this again."
>You are NOT being threatened with a knife again
>Focus
>TENTADICK TIME
>Jump forward and spin around
>Wtf
>Medium height chick wearing some dark outfit
>Reminds you of a ninja
>Dark purple skin
>Horns jutting from her forehead
>Real devil horn type shit
>WHAT
>Tentadick her knife away
>She looks startled
"What... What are you?"
>I'm a god, bitch!
>Dickslap her
>She goes down
>Suddenly wives come into tent
"James, what's going on!?"
"... Husband?"
"Oh, there's too much excitement already!"
>Explain the bullshit that just happened
>Tentadick having a brain of its own
>Poking girls in the leg
>Mmn
>Let's deal with this in a second
>Twin dick
>Grab wives
>Vanyal, too
>Where is Far'sul?
>Who cares
>Cream in wives
>Phew, awesome
>Get dressed again
>So do they
>Anyway
>What do about demon bitch?
>>205240
I'm taking it because I don't wanna wait anymore QM discretion and all that.Alright, work time. See you fucks in the future.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>205260
Tie her up and start some interrogation
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>205260
Sexual interrogation
Who is she where she came from and the fuck did she just do to you
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>205260
Tie her up and get some answers. While also maybe getting some answers from our historian wife about the crap she's spewing.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>205260
Tie her up.
Question her (standard stuff like name, what is she, what did she do to us, where does she live, are there others like her around).
May as well strip her and entice her to talk with some heavy petting and kisses.
Interrogation sounds like a good plan. She was interested in our dick before, so hopefully we can convince her to join our harem
Devil ninja finally appeared. What a spoop.
>>205284
And we spooped her right back. If we're lucky, we'll spoop inside of her.
>>205284
Someone post that chart again, lets roll for next encounter after this one
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>205295
I will roll for hot oni women until I die!
>>205313
an oni would make sense in the blasted lands
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>205336
I need this oni specifically
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>205336
fetishes triggered
>>205354
>Not wanting superior Oni
Come on now Anon
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>205336
this
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>205295
Found the chart
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>205487
aw yeah
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>205487
rolled the wrong die like an idiot
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>205487
I'll roll, but I still want Oni women
Rolled 55, 75, 31, 20, 49, 10, 28, 91, 26, 38 = 423 (10d100)
>>205501
alien so no
just rolling for whatever now
>>205512
55, choose your woman.
you get your oni!
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>205507
Hah, I rolled a 77. fine, one more for me
>>205529
"Choose your woman... No not that one" What am I even suppose to do
>>205487
>>205543
Better?
Oh wow a 14 is Valkyrie, that's not bad. A holy waifu to fight in our name?
>>205538you get the greater oni
>>205555
holy quads of valkyrie, que ride of valkyries
>>205566
G.top should totally give us four Valkyrie sisters now
>>205601
we'll see if he's even up for another set of rolls
Rolled 31, 25, 94, 46, 95 = 291 (5d100)
>>205550
Rolling for my waifu
>>205550
rolling?
>>205620
Well I mean, the demon ninja made it in.
>>205665
so it'll be a few threads till it pops up i guess. still i'd want to wait to see if gtop would accept another rolled waifu
>>205550
gimme good ones
Rolled 52, 87, 12 = 151 (3d100)
>>205550
ok third times the charm
Since we're waiting around I decided to write a small thing of Death singing a lullaby for Monica
http://pastebin.com/3dq5guxH
>>206200
super cute with that tad of creepy i'd expect from death nice
>>206221
Thanks, that was I aiming for. Though I had to extend it a little bit
>>206243
Also thank you for giving me the image of a cerberus puppy with monica. I'd love to see the chaos of just taking it on a walk would do
Nellia shows Monica how to make magic arrows
http://pastebin.com/yPCtWCUL
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>205550
Tryin' my luck! C'mon Solar!
>>206437
If the initial shot doesn't kill them they just kinda wither yeah?
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>205550
why not do a roll
>>206522
Yeah. The idea was that if you get hit with it, you wither and die within a few seconds. Kind of like a poison arrow, but much more potent.
>>206437
Zan shows Monica how to cook
http://pastebin.com/X1zug74p
>>206281
Late, but I would like to see that image too. The puppy would probably be normal sized while young, but eventually grow up to be a terrifying (yet adorable) monster.
Well pastebin has been brought current to this point in time. Sucks that I missed out on the weekend shenanigans but glad to see some good progress.
>>207528
Just curious is any of the cannon stuff from 4.99 in the pastebin? Or is it just in the archives
>>207547
you mean the side stuff you guys were doing while g.top was absent? I didn't include that, just grabbing the story posts and the winning suggestions/rolls for the pastebin so it's just in the archives for now.
>>207551
I figured the other guys wasn't but gtop showed up late in that thread and did some actual rolls too. So I was wondering if that was still considered side stuff or not
>>207564
I would assume it would be considered side stuff and isn't too important for the main story but if g.top wills it I can throw it in there as well at the bottom of the thing as a sort of "addendum".
As we sit here waiting for G.top. I can't help but think of one thing: What is Monica gonna be like when she hits her teenage years?
>>207781
Fuckable
>>207825
Oh great, we have to play the role of overprotective dad when she starts dating
>>207831
James vs James 2.0?
>>207870
Silly Bored, there can only be ONE James. Now if some poor random human starts trying to date our little Monica then we gotta go full papa bear on his ass.
>>207831
No I meant we fuck her.
>>205268
>Tie the demon up
>Wait with Nellia and Aalna while she wakes up
>Everyone else is doing camp stuff
>Occasionally checking in to make sure you're all okay
>Ask about these "artifacts" from Nellia while she's still out
"Well, it was said that the few humans who made it to the blasted lands had some kind of item, now called artifacts, that aided them on their quest, and with each one they did something fantastic. It was said that the Eye brought with him a small, broken tin mug, which he filled with milk and honey. These things don't exist on this side of the mountain, and it was so sweet that she decreed that he would not be killed."
>Interesting
>This chick thinks that since you're here you have an artifact
"Well, there are all the camp supplies. If you use any one of them to do something fantastic it may well become your artifact."
>Your dick could be your artifact
>Aalna laughs
"It certainly does fantastic things for me."
>Heh
>Demon chick starts to stir
>She blinks, and stares at the three of you
>Starts struggling
>It won't work, you're pretty secured
>She growls
>Look, just... Tell us your name and why you're after us
"I won't tell you filthy mortals anything! Release me and your deaths will be swift."
>>207883
Anon she's our daughter!
>>207885
And?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>207884
"You know, the one tied up, should probably not be making the threats, right? Again, your name?"
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>207884
Apparently this chick really wants to remain tied up. Let's see if we can at least get a name from her, and then work from there.
>>207891
Shall we be using our new skill for this seduction?
>>207907
I don't see why not
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>207907
Let's shall
>>207919
Alrighty. Roll 1d10, +1 bonus to that roll.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>207935
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>207935
>>207943
Well, looks like we did pretty well.
>>207954
This stuff comes naturally when you're a God after all.
>>207891
>I'm pretty sure death wouldn't like us making moves on our own daughter
Except James is one of the few people to make Death enjoy sex in all of eternity. It'd be a bitch move to deny her daughter and eventual replacement that fun for a few eons.
>>207943
Nice
>Step towards the demon
>Look into her eyes
>You know...
>There are a lot of ways to get answers out of someone
>She sneers
>Though, you're not a pain person
>Slide a hand down her side
>You prefer pleasure
>Smile at her
>Her eyes go wide and she shivers slightly before looking away
>You take her chin in your hand and have her look at you again
>Lean closer, whisper in her ear
>There's a reason you have four wives...
>Hear her gulp
"I... I won't talk. You can't trick me."
>Turn to Nellia and Aalna
>Aalna is grinning, Nellia looks a little concerned
>Tell them you've got this, they can go
>Aalna nods
"We'll be right outside if you need us."
"Do be safe, James."
>Watch as they leave
>Turn back to the demon
>She's very pointedly not looking at you
>>207961
But there'd be all the other people who die and try to win her over with sex only to fail in the end. She could still have a good time, just not a 'You pleased me so much you get to go back to living' good time
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>207971
Maximum charm!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>207971
engage Mr. handsome smile
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>207971
Present your 'artifact', keep asking questions.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>207971
If she's not looking, then it's time to get her attention. Proceed with the stripping, too bad she's too tied up at the moment to help you though.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>207971
Measure all her sizes. If she asks, it's for her wedding dress.
>>207987
Ok. That is clever. Supporting.
>>207987
cute
>>207987
Support
>>207987
I'll back this too
>>207987
This so fucking muchy much
>>207987
>Look her over
>Get a great idea
>Poke your head out of the tent and ask for something to measure with
>Get a small measuring stick
>Begin measuring the demon's bust and hips ect
"What in the hells are you doing?"
>Hm?
>Oh, nothing
>Just sizing you up for the wedding dress
"What!? You can't possibly... I wouldn't. You despicable creature!"
>Says the one who tried to murder us
"That was different!"
>How?
"I... Be quiet!"
>Shrug
>Go back to measuring
"S-Stop that!"
>No
"I'll... Answer your questions if you do."
>Well
>That's a good girl
>Ask her the basics: Who she is, what was the magic she used on us, and why did she attack us?
"I am Benizaaz, of the Shadow Striders. I attacked you to obtain your artifact so I may depose the End for my clan. The spell I conducted was a binding, so you would do my bidding."
>This binding...
>Does it mean that if you are away from a demon you will die?
"No. Only me. How did you know about that effect."
>SON OF A BITCH
>THIS SHIT AGAIN
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>208090
What type of demon is she? Also ask what is attacking her clan and that you and you're wives will help if she stays part of your group once this is done.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>208090
What does she mean by 'End of her clan'
>>208090
Well now we're waifuing her for sure. Assure her that if she needs help, we're more than willing to comply if she does a "favor" for us. Giving her the cool guy big wink so that she recognizes we're talking about fucking her.
>>208101
"The End is the most powerful demon in our realm. You humans refer to her as the Demon Queen. My clan seeks to end her life so our leader may take the title. I thought that with an artifact from a human we could do that..."
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>208116
Is she as hot as you?
>>208119
Backing this
>>208119
"I, ah... What?"
>Is she as hot as you
>As attractive
>As good looking
>Fuckable
"I get what you mean! I don't know. I have never seen her before... Are you saying I am, ah, pleasing to the eye?"
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>208124
If you think you aren't bainging then demon's ideas of beauty are far stricter than ours.
>>208127
*banging
*than a
excuse my mistakes por favor
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>208124
"We'll just have to check, won't we?"
Strip her and start examining her body.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>208124
You thought you weren't?
>>208124
Well, let her the night to think about stuffbeing our waifu, let's go demise that demon queen, we might even negociate that with her without needing to fight her. Unless it's a sex combat, of course.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>208146
>forgetting to roll
>>208146
See this would be fine except we have no idea where she is and if we go without Benizaaz, we may end up getting attacked by someone else.
>>208159
Oh, we take her with us obviously, wasn't that clear enough ? My bad.
>>208159
precisely. best we just bed the girl and figure out her queen problem later.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>208090
I'm kinda wondering what happened to our other binding with Aalna. And since her binding wasn't completely effective against us, whether we actually will die if we're away from her.
Oh, btw OP, include a waifu list in the OP post, names, description, whatever you think is fitting.
That would make it easier to remember everyone because those names aren't quite usual and thus a bit hard to remember.Also I have the shittest name memory in existence
Sincerly yours, some random anon.Keep up the good work
>>208180
>not even being able to remember your Wives' names
>>208165
Who knows, could be our god powers slowly weakening it or protecting us from other rituals like it.
Alright, I've got to go to work. This is choice >>208143 when I return.
Note: I'm starting a campaign on Roll20 tonight, so I might not post too much when I get back from work. Wish me luck, at least. I'm DMing.
>>208196
Tell us how crazy the campaign goes.
>>208196
Completely expecting nothing to happen. The first session nothing ever happens
>>208207
You're right, my bad.
>>208215
Really, you could even combine the two, since they're pretty close in meaning to one another.
>>208222
I am down for that, plus trips.
Gtop left everyone post their monica stories now
>>208229Please do. Choice ticket for every good one posted. Official name for the kid will be Demonicia, shortened to Monica by James because he's a bit of a derp.
>>208250
I'm willing to write a few, I kinda liked that lullaby one I did yesterday
>>205550
Let's see who I get...
>>208549
Well? Who'd you get?
Rolled 3 (1d100)
Trips and dubs for developing a new "tech tree" of breast expansion powers to start off the next episode.
>>208636
the dice gods have spoken.
sorry friend.
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>208642
Well someone else can roll too ya know?
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>208651
PILE ON THE ROLLS!
> ALL ABOARD THE DE-RAIL
>>208651
That's more maternity than fertility tho, but w/e.
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>208670
> feeding of offspring not fertility
Come on man- roll. Everyone's doing it.
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>208636
rolling for massive cock with tits growing along the veins
>>208680
maternity=/=fertility
The two certainly do go hand in hand but they are not the same thing. More like one comes after the other.and the rolls aren't actually going to affect anything, you'd have to get an actual decision roll or hold onto it once James levels up again.
>>208180
list of characters
http://pastebin.com/CExSZKKA
>>206718
Aalna and Far'Sul train with Monica
http://pastebin.com/nv9SpLFE
>>209163
Solid work man, I gotta say, I really am interested in The End. I wonder how long it'll be until we meet her.
>>209548
If we wait a week during the boss fight does she keel over is my question
>>209605
I doubt it. Though hopefully our dick game is on point when we meet her.
>>209648
We should really eat the dick fruit to buff ourself
>>209671
We can do that before meeting up with her. give ourselves all the buffs we can.
>>208250
Tfw your name sticks
Where was I last thread?
Right roll getter just wanted us to relax at the springs. Demon lady will have to wait till later
>Be James
>Time to kick back and try out these springs
>"Hey girls, lets go swimming"
>You get a responce varrying from cheers to smiles and nods
>"Sweetie, did Mommy leave you a swimsuit?"
>Monica's smile fades as she shakes her head
>Hmm, it seems all she has is her shirt and a cloak
>Death means well, but she's not the best at this mom thing
>You could kill yourself, but its a pain in the neck.
>get it?
>Wait, you could use this
I'm thinking ethier All the girls go to one spring while James goes to his own, or some other idea to get Monica a swimsuit. What do you guys think?
>>210110
We are best dad. We'll find her a swimsuit somehow!
>>210115
Think of some way and roll!
Second try at being a writefag
Happy Birthday
http://pastebin.com/mD0XVqfp
>>210177
Any feedback?
>>210183
Aside from a few little errors, I don't see any problems with it.
>>210194
Cool thanks
Anyone else posting monica tonight?
Are any of the wives flat chested? If so, I'll have them loan one, otherwise I'll improvise
>>210571
Galla was described with a kinda flat chest
>>208127
"I, well... If I am, then many demons are more attractive than I am."
>Score
>So, here's the deal
>The last time a binding like this was done on you...
"Last time!?"
>... you took with you a wife
>This time around, there's only one option
>And you aren't dying because you just had to have a human
"Me? Mary a mortal, and a human at that? Ha! I would rather die."
>That can be arranged
>Her eyes go wide
"You wouldn't."
>Pick up her knife
>Press it to her throat
>Seems like a familiar situation, doesn't it?
>Sigh
>Toss the knife away
>Look, you're not going to kill anyone
>But you have your own quest
>And you've got no time for demon bullshit
"Mmn. I will not join you!"
>Augh
>What if we join you and help you defeat the End?
"I suppose then I could release the binding..."
>Wait, the binding can be undone?
"Of course it can! Any magic that is done can be undone."
>Good to know
>>209505
>>210150
Tickets
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>210987
Nah, it's not our place to undo such things. We will honor the binding and go through the proper human rituals of saving our new damsel in exchange for her hand.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>210987
>I will not join you
Congratulations, you're a prisoner carrying all of our shit now.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>210987
So where can we find this 'The End?' How long and how difficult would it be to reach her?
>>210995
You know what's fun? Your sink clogging so you have to plunge it for 30 minutes. The good news is I don't have to call a plumber now.
>Don't worry about the binding
>We're in this together now
"This?"
>Life
>In exchange for removing the End from her... throne? You, Benizaaz, shall accompany us. As a wife, if you choose. But, hey, we won't force you
"Hmph. How noble of you."
>You're not being noble
>You did the binding
>Now live with the choice
>She just grunts and looks away, a scowl on her face
"... Fine. I will take that as even."
>>211096
Now what does she knows about orcs living nearby?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>211105
dice
>>211105
Orcs? I would say now we make make tracks for her village and start learning about "The End".
>>211109
"Orcs? I don't know of any orcs aside from the one here in your camp."
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>211125
Ask her about The End, and her village.
Where is The End located, and is there some sort of ritual or tradition to challenging her?
>>211134
this would be good to know. If we're lucky we can twist it into sexual combat. If we're not, Aalna is pretty beefy I guess.
>>211134
"The End is said to be a demon on unsurpassed power, who has ruled for the last two hundred years over the Grey Lands. I have witnessed her power once in my life. From her castle, she struck down my sister with a spell of lightning while we were here on the surface. I was lucky to get out alive."
>What about your village?
"I don't have a village. My clan, like any group of demons, stays moving, surviving how we can."
>Where is the End?
"She is in the Great Castle, a place here in the Grey Lands."
>Is there any kind of ritual in challenging her?
"Well, officially, she can be challenged for her title by any form of combat. Most of the time the End is toppled by a strike in the darkness, and whoever killed her steps into the vacuum of power that follows."
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>211156
Smirk dangerously. Then we will challenge her to SEXUAL COMBAT
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>211156
Is a sexual challenge a viable form of combat to her?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>211156
we will take that castle for ourselves
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>211156
So if we defeat The End, wouldn't that mean that James becomes the new The End and the demons have to do as he says?
Where is Benizaaz's clan now?
And where is The End's castle? How long to get there?
>>211224
>So if we defeat The End, wouldn't that mean that James becomes the new The End and the demons have to try to kill him
ftfy. I for one don't see the appeal of painting a target on our back.
>>211233
>defeat the end with help from demon clan
>claim clan gets it and move on
besides, we're not even a demon. And also
> Most of the time the End is toppled by a strike in the darkness, and whoever killed her steps into the vacuum of power that follows."
leads me to believe we are the "strike in the darkness" and her clan is what will take over or something to that extent.
>>211247
If we serve as a weapon to overcome the current End, it would be foolish for her clan to let us move on. How can they be sure we won't fail to an ambush by some other clan and be forced to overthrow them?
>>211166
Alright, very shitty of me but I'm probably done for today. Got D&D and other stuff in less than an hour and I'm just kinda not feeling it.
"Sexual... are you joking?"
>No
"That isn't even actually combat!"
>Your penis begs to differ
"You are absolutely insane."
>Well, you have four wives, an elf, and a dragon following you loyally
>You knocked up Death
"WHAT?"
>And you have magical powers that can alter random shit
>Through your penis
>So yeah
"Mn. So long as you complete your end of the bargain."
>Haven't failed yet
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>211264
If that's the case than we're fucked either way so it doesn't matter. I highly doubt they're going to be worried about us getting beaten by another clan if we can take out "The End".
>>211278
Sexual anything is our expertise, small penis aside. Let's start making tracks.
Have fun g.top. See you tomorrow.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>211278
Bez. Trust in the dick. Trust in me.
>>211283
>so it doesn't matter
We could avoid being known as the weapon to take down [the topbitch] by not killing the current one.
>I highly doubt they're going to be worried about us getting beaten by another clan
That would be dumb of them once they know how easily we've been bound to by a random demon, considering they'd be putting their life on the line.
>>211323
I'm pretty sure we aren't bound to Bez.
>>211323
I think you're overthinking it pal. James' charisma has gotten us out of pretty much every situation we've gotten into, except for one encounter with an elf queen. It's not like we had trouble with the demon we're currently dealing with. No, in fact we hardly broke a sweat. You assign far too much value to the opposition. After all, we're a God. We can handle this and ourselves quite well, you'd be surprised.
>>211333
Trips confirm
>>211333
them trips I support
>>211324
So, again, why not just walk away from this mess? We have no cause to think this clan's ruling would be any better in whatever way than the current one.
>>211333
>James' charisma has gotten us out of pretty much every situation we've gotten into
Except all those where we got free by promising to make childs, the dragon encounter, the flame elemental
>It's not like we had trouble with the demon we're currently dealing with
So a random dudette had time to do magics to us, and that's your basis to say we're safe from the most powerful wizard demons. meh.
sorry I just don't get it. There's nothing in this deal for us, and if we can charisma away everything, why not charm our prisoner into releasing her curse.
>>211399
>Except all those where we got free by promising to make childs, the dragon encounter, the flame elemental
That was our charisma in play to sell it anon.
>So a random dudette had time to do magics to us, and that's your basis to say we're safe from the most powerful wizard demons. meh.
Dude
>>211293
>sorry I just don't get it. There's nothing in this deal for us,
Now wife, we're the God of Fertility. It's kind of our shtick.
>>211408
For the sake of fun, I hope you're wrong about pretending we're Mary Sue.
>It's kind of our shtick.
You overlooked the part where this 'it' is about becoming the demons' ruler, not about marrying thick eyebrow'd ladies.
>>211494
Because your no fun allowed option is much better.
>You overlooked the part where this 'it' is about becoming the demons' ruler, not about marrying thick eyebrow'd ladies.
But we're going to marry bez?
>>211399
Hell if that's your big concern we can go see her clan. They have to be close by if Bez was able to find us anyway. On top of that we don't have to kill The End. We could possibly end up having her become another wife. We know barely anything about her except that she thinks Honey-milk tea is the shit.
>>211505
>We could possibly end up having her become another wife.
That is the way we should be approaching things, not worrying about the possibilities of ambushes.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>211278
sexy tiem
I don't think The End should be our waifu
Bez should be our waifu and we should challenge The End. If we put a stop to the demon queen it will certainly impress anyone who does bite the whole we are a sealed god. If that means putting another notch on our belt, replacing her or permanently ending the role whatever. We came all this way no reason to just ignore this kinda shit
>>211554
I think the idea is to get both.
>>211562
I just prefer the idea of making Bez the new demon queen
>>211562
I'm fine with either. All depends on if the dice gods wish to bless us.
>>210987
I (still) already have a ticket
>>211293
Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the dick that believes in you.
>>211611
We should find out why the demons dislike their current queen.
Then ask the queen to change her ways if we defeat her, but she can stay in power.
I don't think just killing the queen and running away is a good idea; and putting some ninja that attacked us into power doesn't seem like a great idea either.
Though maybe we should talk with Benizaaz for a while, and see if she would make a good queen. If she does seem reasonable, we could leave her in power (but then she won't be in our party). Maybe we'll find another demon to marryperhaps one with blue hair
>>212432
I'm down with it. We at least need to get more of a full picture here. Maybe there's a reason The End supposedly targets her tribe outside of fulfilling the evil demon queen archetype
>>212432
I wasn't saying rush in and kill her and I was expecting us to get to know Bez better or who knows maybe she'll be just this race's kenno or that one blond elf we ran into
Or prehapstwin demon sisters
>>212432
What if the demon queen was just the nicest lady who bakes pastries and hugs?
No? Ok
>>213217
monica quest tonight?
>>213217
That'd be hilarious to me. Like, she's nice, but she ends up constantly doing bad things by accident.
>>213274
>Trying to bake a cake for Benizaaz and her sister
>They're such upstanding citizens of the demon realm, it's good to give back to them sometimes
>You've invited them over for dinner
>Kind of nervous while inviting them over; you don't have guests over often
>Accidentally shout "D- Dinner. My house. TONIGHT!"
>They seem nervous, maybe they don't know where it is
>"B- big castle. You absolutely cannot miss it"
>Dinnertime comes
>Just finishing up the frosting on the cake
>Suddenly realize the brownies are too cold, because you made them hours in advance
>Try to summon some lightening to heat them up real fast
>As you're about to call down the lightening, you slip on banana peel from the banana muffins you made for the charity bake sale this morning
>Lightening gets shot off in a random direction
>Hear screaming from outside
>Rush out to see Benizaaz running away
>Her sister is on the ground and badly burned; she got hit by the lightening
>Run inside to try to find some medicine for her
>By the time you get back outside she isn't there anymore; someone else must have taken her to a hospital
>Cry while eating the entire cake and all of the brownies yourself that evening
>>213327
Good God please make this cannon.
To fucking funny.
>>213327
Fucking glorious
>>213327
G.top, please make this be canon.
Give us more Anon, I'm sure you can make her discovery of Honey-milk tea funny
>>213327
Not as funny but eh,
If we nice demon lady now,
>realize devil children have nothing to do for amusement
>come up with several ideas to entertain children in the city
>tfw you make a giant aquarium and forget to use reinforced glass causing a flood and several million {currency} of property damage
>tfw you make a children's card game that summons actual monsters to replace money and accidentally cause untold destruction and completely wreck the economy
>tfw you realize giving everyone in the kingdom a "permanent vacation" means that you accidentally made everyone in the city jobless
>tfw you replace the water supply with cola for everyone and realize that you caused a massive drought
>tfw you replace the area's rain with magic into hot chocolate and accidentally make it too hot, causing to the climate to go to the shitter and burning citizens when it rains
>>213830
I think those got a little to ham fisted with the demon queen is probably retarded.
It should be she is trying to be helpful or nice and just rolls a nat 1
Like everyone likes honey so she tries to make bees twice as big to they make more and the spell goes wrong by her sneezing because pollen now bees are the size of horses
G.top IS DRUNK AGAIN
NOT A GOOD IDEA TO ADVENTURE
THIS WOULD BE FUNNY THOUGH
HOLD UP
I JUST READ THIS AND WHAT?
>>211293
"Trust you? I have no reason to trust you!"
>Well...
>There are my wives...
"What?"
>Uh...
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>214755
k, I was actually just wandering until the Great Mother is rested enough to talk to me again. Wanna come?
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>214755
Introduce her, we can start planning afterwards.
>>214763
"Come...?"
Maybe G.top is too drunk to do this. Shit.
Very drunk. Can't feel my toes.
>>214775
Go drink some water and go to bed G. We'll see you tomorrow.
>>214778
Okay thanks
I'm sorry.
I'm a bad OP
Even if being OP means I'm a fag
Typing right is hard right now
>>214782
>Typing right is hard right now
You seem less drunk than that other time where you forgot half the words. Drink water and get away from the internet though.
>>214791
Naw I'm even more drunk
This is all of my concentration
DAMN SON
>>214782
Damn gtop its not even 5 o'clock if your east coast
>>214811
No it's five oh nine bruh
>>214814
>Tfw gtop isn't at work he's too drunk to quest
>Also Tfw gtop isn't drunk he's at work
Also shit connection captcha are loading
>>214832
I'm sorry
Greentext quest is the worst quest
Did you know?
G.top
Means:
Greentext quest OP
>>214832
Real talk, i think he might be an alcoholic
Gtop, keep your drinking in moderation, and dont drink regularly.
>>214844
I do I promise
Alcohol runs in family
But I wasn't drink yesterday so drunk today
I'm sober enough to captcha
Eat my ass
>>214844
This man. I'm gettin' a bit worried and don't want you ending up like my stepfather
