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Welcome back to The Legend of Peter Titmouse! When we last left off, Peter was convincing Gnat to abandon her life of mundane drudgery at the hands of her emotionally abusive mother, and embark on a grand adventure and wizardry. It wasn't hard to convince her. ITT: 100 years of overland travel.
>>154317
Welcome back okk/questy, hope the break wasrefreshing
>>154317
OH MY GOOOD.
Well she said it, lets get moving.
After we steal her mom's dishes.
>>154317
Lets get the fuck out before her mother gets wind of our plans
Along the way run into an abandoned owlbear cub
>>154317
Secure a giant loan from a loan shark/local thieve's guild before hitting the casino
>>154317
SWEET TRAVEL MONTAGE
Hey Questy, how's it going?
>>154369comedy dog makes a cameo
>>154317
Get walking.
>>154317
Try and sell some of those knives to get some startup money to use in our casino frauds
>>154413
Wouldn't it make more sense that one of the three comedy pups makes an appearance?
I mean, isn't comedy dog dead? Or a grandpa? And then dead again fuck I seriously forgot how this went
>>154568
>>154317
I guess it's time to hit the roadAfter we have a nice dinner with Gnat's family
>>154589
Awkward much?
>Uh excuse me, I'm just gonna kidnapp your daughter over here. But first if you don't mind I'd like to share a meal with you. While we presumably have to explain why we're here and you judge us silently.
>That alright with you?
>>154317
Welcome back dude, hope you enjoyed your break.I missed you
>>154317
Hell yeah I finally managed to catch one of these threads as it's happening.
>>154317
Peter leads the way. And does a really terrible job.
>tfw I check /qst/ for the first time since Okk left and he's back.
I like you Okk
>>154956
Go to the road, it seems like a private place
>>154956
Can we steal the river?
Regardless follow that road. This will be the start of her wizard adventure
>>154956
Sure, the road sounds good. Ask Gnat if she needs help collecting some of the mana from the stream. We must have a cup on us somewhere, right?
Mention that we'd like to know a bit of magic ourselves. If we were to be able to cast simple spells to light small fires or provide light, that could turn out very handy.
Maybe Gnat can teach us?
>>154956
Yeah Free Plates!
And super Magic!
Are we sure there won't be super magic monsters?
>>154956
"Wanna sleep on my chest again? I'll let you feel up my muscles this time..."
cheeky.jpg
>>154998
Wasn't it stated that it takes a while to learn magic?
>>155075
Obviously. But even just understanding magic a bit better and attuning to mana could be helpful in the future. And it's not like Magus Road is that particularly exciting that there's a better thing to do on the way.
>>155082
We only magic we haveand the only magic we'll needis our magic good looks
>>155138
Come on, how awesome would it be to have a spell of "summon fondue"?
>>155145
Or summon step ladder for Gnat.
...Why do we like fondue so much? I'm not disputing it, fondue's a rare treat for me, and I don't get to have it that often; I'm just curious.
>>155145
You make a great point, but how are fucking magic matches going to lead us to that, it's obviously a different type of magic...
>>155153
Or summon Gnat.She can never leave.
>>155163
Like she'd ever want to.
>>155185
She's a sucker for handsome alphas after all
>>155188Let's hope she's also a sucker :^)
>>155188
She /did/ date Chad after all.
>>155283
We can't let Chad outdo us. We're pretty much great at everything we try, no doubt we'll turn out to be a very competent moon mage.
>>155299
>can't let Chad outdo us
How's that working out for you so far?
>>155458
Well we are with the qt 3.14 and he's not, so pretty well I'd say.
>>155458
SIZZLE
>>155458
We're playing with his ex and he's playing with some balls, you tell me Okk
When they camp, Peter tries to get Gnat to teach him some magic stuff for more bonding
>>155653
This sounds like a creepy sex thing.
So yes.
>>155653
Vision quest?
VISION QUEST!
DO IT! AND MEET YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL!It's a gnat
>>155653
We go on a vision quest with her to see our spirit animal.Our spirit animals are just a shorter version of gnat and Comedy Dog
>>155653
That sounds like a pretty bonding moment, plus we'll technically get to be INSIDE of her:^)
>>155653
Would it appear, perhaps, as a whole new world? Would you show me the world, shining, shimmering, splendid? Take me wonder by wonder, over sidways and under, on a magic carpet ride?
>>155488
Chad is the hero of the city. He's probably off on a bigger adventure than us right now, doing better things and becoming the hero of the realm
>>155653
I-is this a sex thing?
>>155677
Yeah nah he's probably checking out his teammates in their tight uniforms
>>155653
"Well, you do have very pretty eyes... What if I have to look at something far away, though? You're a lot closer to the ground than I am."
>>155653
Is she going to swap our bodies? She might run off with our one if she does.
>>155653
>sit down on the ground
there. done.
I bet that's the face she made when she saw Chad's junk.Why else would she leave him?
>>155760
third nipple?
>>155653
We have to say something dangerously cheesy like "I'd love to get lost staring into your eyes"
hold on a minute
>>155653
By looking through G nat's large, dark eyes, we learn that she's. Very concerned about questy, creator of poke questy And hopes this thread means he's feeling better.
>>155760
That face solidifies her status as a qt3.14, even if she's laughing at us.
>>155900
she's a butterface, anon. all she's got are eyelashes. guess what? cows also have really long eyelashes. would you fuck a cow?
>>155913
...maybe? It'd depend on the cow.
>>155913
>petite, spunky qt3.14 witch girl with big brown eyes
>butterface
Whatever you say, anon.
>>155913
>Butterface
>defined as an ugly face with a hot body
>gnat has cute face, legs only 20% of her body
we should ask what gnat's real name is eventually
not now but eventually
>>156180
We already know it, lad.
>>156196
WE HAVE TO SAVE HER
>>156204
We already did, lad. Have none of you read the archive?
>>156209
Newfriends are newfriends.
>>156277
"Positively glowing."
>>156277
Like you're on fire.
>waggle eyebrows
>>156277
Foggy
>>156277
Are you sure this isn't a sex thing?
Because you look hot
>>156277
Blue-tiful
>>156277
Gay
alternatively: really short.
>>156283
This. I mean, wow.
And mean it. This is some trippy stuff.
>>156277
Positively Glowing. Downright Blue-tiful.
>>156327
You HAVE to go with this one, Questy
>>156327
This
What do we look like? I'm curious to see how glass-boy saw us the night of our misdeed
>>156327
Please punish us with this.
This was your chance to have Peter say something sweet.
This was your chance to make Gnat blush.
And you guys blue it.
>>156751
I regret nothing.
Can we be attacked by bandits now?
>>156751
Gnat from Spat, would you like to ride on my back?
>>156751
Ask about whether we can harvest the mana from hunting bowhead whales. Propose a whaling venture, there might be good money in their mana and oil.
>>156757
We get attacked by the bandits but one of them recognizes Titmouse and calls it off.
>>156762
>Gnat from Spat wearing a hat following a twat
>>156751
I'm starting to think you got an unusual crop of players for once that joke about waifuing, but in practice actually just consider her a gal pal.
>>156751
>blue
heh
>>156785
What are you talking about? I'm totally waifu-ing her. You think we makeshittybrilliant puns for just anyone? What are you, some kind of Comedy Slut?
>>156785
Nah, I think they actually thought that line would work. This is anon, remember?
>>156784
This group of bandits is in turn attacked by a larger group of bandits, who recognize the bandits in our group.
This cascades until we are leading an army of bandits towards Casino City. We resolve to besiege and conquer Casino City.
>>156770
>Gnat from Spat, in the blue hat, peter wants to tap that hat.
>>156794
The bandit hoard eventually swells to the point that we successfully pillage the entire world. Daily.
>>156794
Why conquer the city when we can steal the city?
>>156811
Conquest is just stealing land from another government. Theft by any other name.
We should establish a kleptocracy once we take over the city.
>>156751
Well, she's loved Peter's Puns before. Oh well.
Serriously though Gnat, how does one exactly gain mana. Do you just walk along the stream? Seems pretty easy to gain.
>>156823
Honestly, I'm curious about this, too.
>>156823
try to channel some manna with all your might
>>156751
Puns>Money>Bitches
>>156887
Wisdom be attentive!
can you just.. GRAB a chunk of mana and use it like clay? use those insanely deft hands of yours.
>>157284
>steal mana
>>157294
This.
>>157294
STEAL mana and craft it into a sword(or some other object)! That's probably like some kinda uh...Summoning magic or some shit, Let's do that shit!
>>157476
Nah go stay in the tiny hut next door
>>157476
Burst in knives a flashin, alternatively, spend the entire night peacefully sleeping in Gnat's proximity.
>>157476
Alright Gnat adventurer 101 starts now, House like this are always inhabited by something, sometimes good things that we will owe a favor too that might get us killed in repaying it, other times bad shit just lives there, however there will always be loot
>>157476
Its better than anything else. Lets hope it isn't locked. Otherwise we have to improvise, the way only we know how!
Also, how long do these storms last?
>>157476
Oh no, Gnat! Don't you know? That's whereComedy Doglives!
carry the gnat like a princess
>>157476
Knock on the door, give your knife salesman pitch, asking to come inside so you can thoroughly explain the virtues of such well-used, er, well-made knives.
>>157564
use this to buy your way into the house
or better yet,
just rob the house deed
>>157564
>>157582
Better yet, cartwheel into a strip
steal the distance between you and the house and deposit it between yourself and the storm.
>>157610
what quest is that from?
>>157617
Okay, he's not a Stand, calm down.
>>157476
On the way to the shelter, ask her what the fuck are mana storms and why they make her nauseous
>>157621
PAY DAT RENT!!!1 (sic)
>http://mspfanventures.com/?s=7371
Pick her up on our back without a second's doubt. Head towards shelter, knife out, and ascertain the risk inside.
>>157705
Thanks.
>>157725
It's funny, PDR looks like something that can easily belong to /qst/, especially with a protagonist who's prone to stripping a lot.
>>157678
Also why can we see it without the glasses on
Hey what was the game genie cheat code for super mario bros infinite lives?
>>157769
SXIOPO, according to http://www.gamegenie.com/.
>>157776
Thanks.
>>157769
Not infinite lives, but SUEISA is one of my personal favorites.
>>157828
No! Why cruel world! "I demand you return my Gnat!"
>>157828
Put on the glasses. Maybe there are some magical clues?
>>157828
I'm getting a strong sword of mana vibe from this part
>>157831
At the risk of blinding ourselves like dipshits, seconded.
Extreme alarm, knives out, start calling for Gnat.
>>157828
Go into the deepest and scariest room. The boss should be there.
>>157828
put on glasses and look at that angel statue, maybe it got some ties were Gnat has gone to
Don't blink.
>>157828
knife the statue
>>157828
>Gnat suddenly disappears
NOOO, IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS
Oh hey Questy, your back.
That means I should probably go back to work before I take my month leave.
>>157838
That might be a bad idea, what if there's a ghost or something dangerous and it hears us? It can get the drop on us.
I say that we put on the glasses and have our knives out, but sneak around stealthily. Peter's a thief, he should be good at that.
>>157828
>Pete confirmed STRONK
>>157828
Inspect creepy angel statue with magic glasses.
>>157828
Put on the glasses, see if there's any magical nonsense going on hereAlso examine the floor. It's too shiny, it's probably some kind of mirror-monster or portal to somewhere
>>157828
assume hostiles. steal/break everything.
>>157828
Why is the floor here so reflective if it's a abandoned house?
>>158533
Even if dirty, marble is quite reflective
>>158533
"Abandoned"
Alright gang, lets split up and look for clues
>>159032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760
What I wanna know is where's the Caveman?
>>159157
...Hello?
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>159157
Rolling to seduce
But seriously thought sneak up behind her and see what she's looking at
>>159157
Punch her in the snout to establish superiority.
>>159164
Seconding
>>159157
That's a being made of light.
You can always trust beings made of light!
Go up to it without a single care in the world, while making sure you have your shirt open for hugs!
>>159157
Clock her in the back of the head and tie her up, she's magic so we don't want her to get the initiative.
>>159164
Thirding
>>159157
Steal the Ghost.
>>159198
Thirding
But don't drop your guard
>>159157
(hide behind something and just observe)
>>159157
HOLY SHIT NEW PERSONA GAME
>>159259
Wut? Elaborate.
>>154317
Okk, it would be awesome if you implemented some commenting on your archive.
>>159296
You think so? Would something like that be on a per page basis?
>>159330
Yeah, probably on a per-page basis. I keep wanting to point out little things in facial expressions / etc. that I notice.
>>159330
your webcomic is shit
>>159395
>>159395
You're shit.
>>159395
Wow, I never saw shit taste getting on that level
>>159395
Hahaha,
STOP.
>>159395
>questy's fw
>>159157
Look over the glasses and check if we can still see her.She could be a mana spirit, commonly found near and on mana lines; it's why the building is abandoned.
>>159395
Nice bait
>>159609
The fuck just happened ? Confront her
>>159609
>inb4 she's some kind of Priest/Necromancer combo.
Just politely introduce ourselves. She seems legit.
>>159609
HERETICS!
BY THE EMPEROR!
Sneak up and backstab for critical damage while she's distracted
>>159609
Cool you can kill ghosts!
that was a ghost right?
>>159609
Her name is clearly Evila Reh Yalf from the famous Yalf bloodline.
>>159609
>Flay her alive
IT'S GETTIN REALLY SPOOPY.
PURGE THE HERETIC FOR THE GOD EMPEROR.
>>159609
Cleric-type setting undead to rest? Niftyness.
Introduce ourself, ask if she's seen our travelling companion, a petite but lovely wizard trainee, who appeared to vanish.
>>159609
also ask her why she decided to bleach one side of her hair but not the other, it looks silly
Uh.
Hi.
>>159729
I wasn't talking to you, faggot. I was talking to Sia over there.
Who, by the way, isway cuter than Gnat.
>>159713
Seconded, we've gotta get to work on filling it up, anyways. What have we got so far, Gant, Us, Skrvrt, Krrkt, Dean, Chad, Glasses Wizard, and now "Weird priest girl", and "Skull dude"
>>159737
Those are fighting words.
But you are entitled to your opinion and I love you anyway.
Even if your taste is monumentally shit.
>>159738
Don't forget Tiny Manticore.
>>159664
This
>>159752TWO BOOMERANGS
>>159609
Maybe this priest person can teach us magic.
>>159609
>"Stop right there! What's going on here?!"
>>159609
Channel our inner Cayde-6: "Y'see, I've dealt with this kinda thing before, talking skeletons. Being a thief as long as I've been, I know they're bad news. Tell you what, you help me find my friend, her and I ride out this mana storm in your entryway, and then we pretend we never met. Y'dig?"
I mean, might as well see how far our charisma takes us. Save knives for if she doesn't like our charisma.
>>159609
Go in and introduce ourselves
All suave like
>>159609
New girl is a cute
C U T E
>>160916
tell her you've been restless to find a woman as beautiful as her
>>160916
We noticed, but it was spooky house or Mana storm. Anyway could you help us find the tiny wizard?
>>160918
What are we now, Brock from pokemon?
>>160916
Hmm, so either she ran off to investigate something, or she's been snatched and we have to play the dashing Hero.
Tell the nice lady that you can't leave until you have found your companion. If she wishes to assist in the search we would welcome the help however.
>>160916NOW we channel a Nathan Filion character
ever so non-chalantly, impress her with your detailed monster catalog
>>160916
Well, we're stuck here till we find gnat anyways, and this chick seems to know whats up. Let's offer to stick with her until we find gnat, and help her out in the meantime.She's way cuter than gnat, I'm totally switching my focus from gnat to her
>>160916
Define cursed...and define reckless...
>>160916
Kidnapping kind of spirits?
>>160916
Tell her we had nowhere else to go and that we needed to get out of the mana storm, also ask what she is doing here alone if its so dangerous
>>160928
Oh man, This. This so much.
Also as soon as she mentions her name, start entering her into it. Her picture has the biggest smile ever considering how dour she seems to always look.
>>160941
This.
>>160916
What luck she's in
For Peter is actually an amateur exorcist
He took a course and got a certificate and everything
>>160933
>She's way cuter than gnat, I'm totally switching my focus from gnat to her
Maybe it's because I'm a sucker for petite brunettes, but you're dead wrong, son. My subjective opinion trumps yours!
>>160933
>Objectively shit opinion: the post
How can one anon be so wrong?
>>160933I think you should leave, kind sir. We've no use for your type round hyeah.
Soo...What's your name? Can you help me fid my, hopefully soon, girlfriend?
>>160916
Check if she's a ghost, last thing we need is a "dead-all-along" twist.
Explain that judging from past experiences, Gnat is either being attacked by a giant monster or under arrest, and you refuse to leave her to either fate.
Compliment her ghostbusting.
>>160916
Oh shit! The half moon cult! How did you find me here!
>>160916
your companion is missing, you will not stop until SHE is found. make sure she knows gnat is a girl so she doesn't try to seduce you.
>>161312
This. Those halfsies are only repelled by commitment.
>>160920
>implying we're something better
>>161369
We are so much better anon, we have standards that take more than a day to fulfill.
>>161381
The house itself is treacherous and this woman is giving you sexxy eyes. Have none of either of these things
>>161381
"Welp, you're the ghostbuster here, what do we do now?"
>>161381
I just realized. This house stolegnatfrom us. Its challenged us to a thief-off, clearly, so we need to steal as much shit from here as possible.
>>161381
Keep closing and opening the door untill it's a place you feel willing to go into
>>161394
This
>>161393
>wanting to carry cursed shit with you
Yeah nah m8, some of these things will 100% try to kill you in your sleep
>>161381
Ask her for her name and if she knows any magic that'll fix the doorway.
>>161381
"So who died in this house?"
>>161388
I do love her rhombus eyes
Gnat's almond eyes are good, but these are cool and unique
How do you make all these qt eyed grills, Questy?
>>161408
Do not fall for her quadrilateral optics anon, she means foul deeds that must not be mentioned.
>>161381
So is this one of them magical puzzle ghost houses where everything changes over and over again? Cause that's pretty frustrating.
>>161419
Well of course I don't condone Peter getting too comfy with herBecause she's my waifu
>>161419
We learn to forgive anon, Questy also meant foul deeds that mustn't be mentionedhilarious canine
>>161431
>yfw
>>161394
Thirded
>>161394
Guys this won't work, the spirits are trolling us they aren't that stupid
>>161381
Questy! Been following your stuff since back on /vp/!
Keep it up, man.
>>161394
i love this idea so much.
game the fuck out of this spoopy house
>>161471
Anon, her eyes need to be more angular, it's her charm point! I demand that you fix this error at once.
>>161477
>>161486
Too late.
>>161486
Much better, thank you anon.
