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Rolled 36 (1d100)
Let's go. The roll system is a little complex, but it's usable(and helps to deal with the terrible roller). To roll, type [dice+1d100, dice+1d100] in the options. I'll use the average of the two rolls.
Rolled 59 (1d100)
Wait. Type [dice+1d100, 1d100].
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Rolled 20, 96 = 116 (2d100)
This.
Make me red and put me at London
>>143341
To roll, use dice+2d100
>>143341
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
China/Afghanistan
Rolled 99, 6 = 105 (2d100)
I'm rolling to take constantinople
>>143414
Forgot map, Friendo.
>>143422
Here is the current map.
Rolled 34, 87 = 121 (2d100)
>>143425
Invade Pakistan.
>>143341
The Simpsons
Yellow
Spain
>>143444
TEEERRIIPPSS GET?
>>143457
Put that in options(without brackets)
>>143457
[dice2d100]
if this doesnt work, can someone kindly help me cope with my autism?
Rolled 51, 68 = 119 (2d100)
>>143460
thank you
Wait, where are the bonuses?
>>143470
I don't do bonuses.
Rolled 7, 95 = 102 (2d100)
>>143425
Fill Britain
Rolled 49, 43 = 92 (2d100)
I'm rolling for turkey.
>>143494
You, uh, seem to keep forgetting the map, my friend.
New map.
Rolled 52, 73 = 125 (2d100)
>>143502
Keep invading Pakistan. Any spills go to Afghanistan, aru.
Rolled 72, 95 = 167 (2d100)
>>143502
Fill dat Britain
Rolled 6, 26 = 32 (2d100)
>>143502
roll, head towards the savages
Rolled 62, 49 = 111 (2d100)
I roll again. I do mupdates after I roll.
Mupdate
Rolled 58, 31 = 89 (2d100)
>>143541
Finish off Pakistan and then move onto Afghanistan.
Rolled 85, 69 = 154 (2d100)
>>143541
Fill Britain dammit
Rolled 95, 70 = 165 (2d100)
>>143557
The average of the two rolls is 77, dubs.
Mupdate.
Rolled 42, 70 = 112 (2d100)
>>143577
Conquer Ireland!
Any spill to Norway
>>143577
1d100
Germany
German Empire
No preference on color
Danke!
Rolled 51, 36 = 87 (2d100)
Color: Pink
Name: Mecha
Location: Northern Russia
Rolled 37, 13 = 50 (2d100)
>>143588
Torn between trying to ally with a fellow nordic race or trying to cuck them as a true Anglo should
>>143588
Well I fucked up my roll
I guess this is my fault for being from the /b/ risk community and not the /tg/ one
>>143601
put dice+2d100 in options field
>>143601
Dice+1d100
Rolling take 2
>>143597
Yo. Arr I need is Asia and some of Russia. Basicarry everywhere but the Middre East.
>>143611
>>143607
Trace my IP so I can suck you off because I now feel like a giant faggot
>>143611
Options field m8
Rolled 4, 28 = 32 (2d100)
I'm rolling. I'll wait for germany.
>>143613
Sounds like a plan than, man. These are my ideal borders right 'ere.
I'd call that an alliance between the Sassanids and Mauga Sinasina
Rolled 44, 53 = 97 (2d100)
>>143625
I know anon.
I just need a tard guard now
Anglo
That's your job
Change Mighty kraut BMW diaper
Aggguggrdaggghhhug ghuguuh
>>143644
jk didnt miss
>>143637
Quick question OP
Does Kaliningrad count as it's own state or Russia in the fill countries rule?
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>>143637
That's great! What do you want to carr our arriance?
Rolled 47, 46 = 93 (2d100)
>>143652
Invade Tajikistan.
Rolled 93, 55 = 148 (2d100)
>>143652
towards the savages!!!
Rolled 96, 64 = 160 (2d100)
>>143652
Let's go south!
>>143667
I see what you did there. A good name for good peopre.
Rolled 5, 98 = 103 (2d100)
>>143652
Expand thru Germany and Poland
Rolled 70, 47 = 117 (2d100)
>>143666
Anglo want a treaty of defense?
If we are in need of crisis ( not invasion against someone else, but to protect each other) we defend each other?
Also keep fillin
>>143681
Agreed. The nordic races should stick together.
I will cuck someone else with my merchant tricks
Rolled 24, 8 = 32 (2d100)
I'm rolling.
Mupdate.
Rolled 90, 39 = 129 (2d100)
>>143697
continue Iberia
Rolled 73, 60 = 133 (2d100)
>>143697
End the potatoes, spread to Norway
Rolled 84, 68 = 152 (2d100)
>>143697
Spread into Eastern Iran.
Rolled 34, 91 = 125 (2d100)
>>143697
Invade Tajikistan.
Rolled 60, 24 = 84 (2d100)
>>143697
Keep filling in Kurwa and Kraut
Rolled 55, 89 = 144 (2d100)
>>143697
Finish up those eastern regions and then go south to the natural border if there's any left.
Rolled 92, 100 = 192 (2d100)
I'm going to play france and the byzantine empire, to spice things up. This is the byzantine roll.
While we wait, let us celebrate glorious Anglo culture, the finest in the world and the one destined to forever rule.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD04yHDrvRc
Rolled 43, 52 = 95 (2d100)
French roll and mupdate.
Rolled 73, 93 = 166 (2d100)
>>143742
Focus on conquering the rest of Northern and Western Iran.
Rolled 62, 25 = 87 (2d100)
>>143742
I'll keep going west, sticking to the southern border where possible.
Rolled 22, 6 = 28 (2d100)
>>143742
I said fill in Germany and Poland.
Where's my roll OP?
Rolled 11, 22 = 33 (2d100)
>>143742
Conquer Norway
Rolled 45, 57 = 102 (2d100)
Byzantine roll.
>>143775
I'll consider that dubs. It's not typical,
Rolled 14 (1d100)
French roll+mupdate.
Rolled 81, 60 = 141 (2d100)
>>143789
West!
Rolled 45, 31 = 76 (2d100)
French roll, I fucked up.
Rolled 66, 58 = 124 (2d100)
>>143789
Iran is rightful Zoroastrian clay, conquer the last holdouts. Then move into Southern Iraq if there's any extra.
Rolled 94, 45 = 139 (2d100)
>>143789
Keep taking Germany, prioritize Germany but push a bit towards Prussia too
Rolled 52, 33 = 85 (2d100)
>>143789
Fill Sweden, then invade France!
Rolled 85, 80 = 165 (2d100)
>>143789
Invade Tajikistan.
>>143794
Jou called?
>>143798
Say, Darius, where am I going to go after Mecha takes Russia?
Rolled 72, 2 = 74 (2d100)
>>143807
Germany will sit this out
Keep into Germany and the WWI. border in the East.
Rolled 17, 25 = 42 (2d100)
>>143807
France defends.
Rolled 83, 76 = 159 (2d100)
>>143807
Damn shit rolls taking away my element of surprise
>>143812
Haven't touched much of India.Could always declare war against Mecha
>>143818
Good luck you fucking frog, you'll never cross the English Channel if you can't control your own country
>>143822
Both of you stop this dicking at once or ihre Kaiser will get involved.
>>143821
Yeah, but ATFER India. I can't... Well, MAYBE I could declare war. But then I would probably get my ass handed to me on a platinum platter.
Rolled 48, 51 = 99 (2d100)
Byzantine roll.
>>143824
Don't worry, Angro is aNor-diccing around guy, I can terr.
>>143830
Well, if I can seize the Caucuses (Armenia, Georgia, Azerbaijan) we could give Mecha the ol' double team. It's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.
Mupdate. Byzantine empire grows. Mauga eyes its neighbors. France is SHITTTTTT.
>>143836
Ret's just wait it out. The Europeans will practicarry sort themserves out.
>>143835
Hmmm
Also your name seems familiar.
Have you played with another Deutsches Reich/ Preussen on /b/?
Rolled 93, 68 = 161 (2d100)
>>143838
The rest of Iran, and then southern Iraq.
Rolled 5, 74 = 79 (2d100)
>>143838
Keep taking Kazakhstan. Any spills go to India.
Rolled 60, 80 = 140 (2d100)
>>143835
This is true. Anglo culture is a blend of refinement and cool pragmatism. Unlike the decadent French, the Anglos do everything practically, efficiently, and still have time to enjoy the finer things in life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0PHWKRFgZ0
>>143838
OP, finish off France, if you please.
>>143841
Hmm... Well, sometimes I play on /b/. Either with Cykablyatovia or Mauga Sinasina. Maybe I've seen you before, I don't know.
Rolled 49, 29 = 78 (2d100)
>>143838
Let's even out the northern coast as far as possible.
Get in your rolls now. It's 11 pm here. I'll be on 3:30 PST tomorrow.
Rolled 56, 52 = 108 (2d100)
Keep filling in Germany and spill into Denmark wile stable advance thru Poland in the north following the WWI border
Rolled 85, 29 = 114 (2d100)
>>143858
Invade India, if finished Kazakhstan. If not, Kazakhstan.
>>143851
Oh my god
I WAS GERMANY IN BOTH OF THOSE GAMES! Remember the haggis Empire and Finland/USSR? We encountered each other twice man
>>143858
Say, what's 3:30 PST in New Zealand Time?
>>143867
HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER YOU
Finland can fuck off. Weren't we allies on that game?
>>143875
I have no clue
It was like 3 here and what not
We also played on this map where I also was the German Empire. What's your steam?
>>143882
I don't have a Steam, unfortunately.
>>143883
Aww shit man, we need a way to stay in contact an I'm the last guy on Earth w/o facebook or Twitter
>>143888
Hm... You see, I seem to be the only one that uses Cykablyatovia and Mauga Sinasina. No one else uses it. Next time you see a Risk game with those names, that's probably me.
This game will continue tomorrow at 3:30 PST(6:30 EST).
On this thread, I might add.
>>143898
What time would 3:30 PST be in NZ time?
I'd use a time converter, but I'm shit at calculating that.
>>143891
Look for an OP that uses AR Julian an it's probably me especially with Prussia or Deutsches Reich as their name.
But seriously, got an Email? This I think is like the 4th time we've met.
>>143908
Mennonite man
>>143908
Unfortunately, the only email I have is a personal one.
>>143916
Fffffffffuck
Well if you decide to make an alt
[email protected]
<3
>>143929
Don't worry bro, we'll meet each other in the future, Deutsches-Reich-Senpai!
>>143934
Let's create a sort of Keyword so we don't get mixed up cause god knows how many Germanys there are.
>>143939
Hm... Palagi/Pakeha? Both mean white person, so it would make sense that Germany would use it as a term.
>>143941
Sounds good
That or a bad dumb blonde joke
( Whaddya call a dumb blond who is a politician?
Hillary Clinton)
>>143947
Yeah, I think we'll get along just fine. I like bad jokes and puns.
>>143951
This Carlos Best Carlos
>>143956
That much is true. Don't make too many though, it'llFrizzleme out. On a side note, it's easy to identify who I am, as I have a verbal tic. Every second sentence, I will say 'aru' at the end of it, aru.
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>143838
[dice+1d100, dice+1d100]
>Jiggaboo Walloons
>Morocco
We were also in this risk. I got this off my PC so that's why my ID is different, I played as Cascadia. I will try to find another one we were both in.
>>143961
Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d100)
I'm back in town. I'll be updating the map soon. French Roll.
Rolled 21, 22 = 43 (2d100)
Byzantine Roll+ Mupdate.
Rolled 38, 26 = 64 (2d100)
>>145911
Keep it up in Germany.
Rolled 14, 93 = 107 (2d100)
>>146066
Kek, I got the mupdate for you man <3
Also, Gonna wanna keep the German Thrust,
>>146084
Also OP you're still in charge.
I was just doing that cause I was bored and wanted to do some mapping.
Rolled 15, 21 = 36 (2d100)
>>146084
Push west and follow the northern coast if possible!
>>146530
Who are you?
>>146554
Clicking my ID reveals that I was controlling the pink nation of mecha from last game.
Rolled 91, 95 = 186 (2d100)
>>146554
>>146577
Yeah I found it out.
I think OP is Kill.
Rolled 100, 50 = 150 (2d100)
>>146586
In that case, Deutschland ist hier. Rolling my dice.
>>146577
Also due to you being the only one from the last match, I'll give some bonus tiles, about 15 ish. Whaddya want?
>>146795
Why are you not mupdating OP? I thought you were kill.
>>146811
I'm not mupdating because nobody is here.
Rolled 57, 36 = 93 (2d100)
>>146829
You are. I am. That's enough.
At least do our shit.
>>146850
If they get behind, we kek. Say it wuz for teh lulz.
Rolled 8, 76 = 84 (2d100)
>>146819
Expand West. Do not attack Mecha.
I'm on mobile
OP do your thing or someone else do it
>>147285
Finish Germany.
Also does Kaliningrad count as Russia?
Rolled 7, 14 = 21 (2d100)
>>147291
Forgot roll
>>146819
Vers Empire of Mars
Dark Red
Sri Lanka
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