Most effective way of painless suicide?
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Most effective way of painless suicide?
Realize that death is the end of your functionality as a "recording device." The pain you will have felt is a memory. When you die, there is no memory. There is no "you" to "remember" the pain.
A gas stove is all you really need.
>>479107
>Most effective way of painless suicide?
Spend the past 13 years on 4chan. If you did this you should be all but dead inside by now.
>>479144
Damn...
>>479152
And people wonder why 4chan never changes.
I know it's a shitty chinese sites made by a butthurt faggot that got banned from something awful, but if he had took the simple step of banning /b/ and any links linking reddit, facebook, tumblr to /b/ then 4chan wouldn't have been such a spicy cesspool of suiciders and no life degenerates.
I thought you said pantsless and I was thinking, obviously the first thing you need to do is remove your pants.
>>479163
You have absolutely no grasp on reality
>>479163
>>479107
I'll give you a hint. You're a fucking clown.
>Go to the garage
>close all doors and windows
>turn on car with car windows open
>take a 3 hour nap
>????
>never wake up again
>>479107
>implying you'll do it even if I told you
Just go for a nice long walk you massive faggot
>>479107
Become a 4chan janitor.
Oh, you said painless...
>>479107
Hello friend. I see you are trying to commit suicide! Please don't think about doing this, it'll hurt your family and friends. Death is painful in all regards, and should be avoided at all costs.
If you are serious please call 1 (800) 273-8255 for help.
Non automated response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTz93Y-qeq0
>>480856
based
>>479107
lol how is irl real nigga ?
haha just close your eyes and walk away man hahaha
Go up about a couple thousand feet, don't bother using parachute, and just land on your head... make sure to relax as well
You'll pretty much have accelerated to a really, really fuck high speed, so by the time you hit the ground, you will pretty much have damaged any way of feeling before pain can register and also all your organs would be killed to death.
>>479109
How do you know this?
>>481266
>really, really fuck high speed
The speed of falling on earth is about the same everywhere around the world only really influenced by your aerodynamic and the wind.
>>479107
Load up on painkillers and then kill yourself in a hella badass way.
Install arch linux in your car
