You are thrown in a jail filled with all the posters from you homeboard. How fucked are you ?
It's going to be a fun party. Literally.
>>377836
Anally compromised.
>My home board is [s4s]
I'm not fucked at all, actually sounds like it would be bretty fun desu
>/o/
Discussions about cars, with one faggot always pushing in saying how terrible the Chevrolet Corvette is. He will attempt to steer all conversations to this subject until he's put into solitary confinement/shivved but soon another will take his mantle.
>>377867
>He will attempt to steer all conversations
>/v/
A completely average prison.
>>377900
Oh God damn it, I didn't even see the pun.
>/o/
we spend the whole time arguing about Corvettes and GTR's and accusing each other of getting prison raped
>/o/
Everyone on the cell block gets alphonse and frosty placed into protective custody, top kek
>/a/
Everybody is a forty year old manchild.
>/b/
Prison rape is common. Not just in the showers either.
>/c/
Everybody is in for pedophilia
>/d/
Everybody has a dick. Including the women.
>/e/
The prison uniforms are very suggestive
>/f/
Everybody is a nigger
>/g/
Mac and Window gangs are formed. The Linux gang watches and laughs.
>/gif/
Prison rape is filmed.
>/h/
Everybody is Japanese. Prison rape is common.
>/hr/
Everybody is a celebrity.
>/k/
Daily prison riots and shootings.
>/m/
Everybody is a robot.
>/o/
Everybody is in for hooning.
>/p/
Everybody is in for filming the police.
>/r/
Everybody is helpful.
>/s/
Everybody is a woman.
>/t/
Nobody is in prison because /t/ is a dead board and nobody goes to jail for piracy.
>/u/
Lesbian prison sex. Consensual.
>/v/
Sonygger vs. Nintendrone gang wars.
>/vg/
Multiple gangs formed around video games.
>/vr/
The prison is pixelated.
>/w/
All the cells have anime wallpapers. Gangs form over superior anime.
>/wg/
All the cells have wallpapers. Everybody doesn't give a shit.
>>377867
>>377917
>>377926
/o/ would be a fun prison. Instead of shivs, we'd be beating each other with Trans Am wings
>/i/
There's no violence. Everybody just sits in their cell and learns to draw.
>/ic/
Gang wars over muh art style.
>/r9k/
Beta gang uprising against the Chad gang.
>[s4s]
It's more of a paradise.
>/cm/
Juvenile detention.
>/hm/
Prison sex. Not just in the showers.
>/lgbt/
Prison sex, but only in the cells at lights out.
>/y/
Prison sex, females masturbate to it.
>/3/
Everybody escapes by clipping through the wall.
>/aco/
Gang wars between /d/ rebels and /aco/lytes.
>/adv/
Everybody is suicidal.
>/an/
Everybody is in for not taking it to the vet.
>/asp/
All the gang wars are scripted.
>/biz/
Everybody is in for fraud.
>/cgl/
Everybody didn't heed the "Cosplay Is Not Consent" sign.
>/ck/
Prison chefs serve gourmet food.
>/co/
Capeshit gang wars.
>/diy/
Everybody escapes by being MacGyver.
>/fa/
The prison uniforms are literally hipster.
>/fit/
All the prisoners stay outside for the whole day.
>/gd/
Make the prison bigger.
>/hc/
Prison rape is filmed and widely distributed into the market outside.
>/his/
Everybody gets hung, drawn and quartered.
>/int/
Everybody is a Mexican.
>/jp/
Everybody is American.
>/lit/
The prison library has one million books.
>/mlp/
Everybody is in for bestiality.
>/mu/
Vaporwave plays over the speakers all day.
>/n/
The prison has a fucking station.
>/out/
The prison is innawoods.
>/po/
Everybody escapes by pouring water on the walls to melt them.
>/pol/
Executions involve gassing and ovens.
>/sci/
Everybody escapes by analysing the structure of the prison and discovering the exact method required to slip out of prison unnoticed for the longest possible time.
>/soc/
Everybody wants to meet each other.
>/sp/
Gangs formed over different teams and sports.
>/tg/
The d12 determines your future in prison. 1 = Rape, 12 = Freedom
>/toy/
Everybody cums on everybody.
>/trv/
Everybody is in just to be jailed in every jail.
>/tv/
Everybody is in for plane hijacking.
>/vp/
The prison guards just want to catch 'em all.
>/wsg/
Everybody is chill.
>/x/
Everybody believes that they are being silenced by the government which is why they are in prison.
>/qa/
Everybody hates it and demands it be changed to their liking.
>/news/
Slow news day.
>/trash/
Everybody is in for bestiality and faggotry.
>>377836
>/pol/
we all join the aryan brotherhood
>>377836
> /diy/
I doubt we'll be in there long.
>>377933
I thought for /g/ it was niggers.
>/mu/
meh
>>377836
You tell me. No seriously, you guys tell me.
>>377836
>/mlp/
At least I'd have no chance of getting raped, since I don't have hooves.
/int/
gangs form around the generals
The only board in prison that wouldn't make me constantly fear someone was going to kill me would have been old /jp/, although I don't know about today I haven't lurked there in quite a while.
It would have just been daily afternoon tea parties and probably involuntary gay orgies.
/jp/
I don't look very girly so I think I'm safe, however some of the malnourished, femboy looking /jp/sies are going to be dressed up in makeshift touhou wigs and outfits and forced to be our cumslaves.
/pol/
White inmates are given weapons by the white guards, a mass shooting ensues. Not one jew is left alive.
>/sci/
Whoever has the highest Stanford-Binet IQ gets to run the cellblock
Engineers, Mathematicians, Physicists, Chemists and CS get their own gangs. Biologists aren't in a gang because biology isn't a science.
Putnam competitions instead of pickup basketball
Ruled paper and writing utensils are the basic units of currency.
You could get shanked for not being able to integrate 1/x
>/tv/
bunch of 12-year old memespouters who think they're super cool but all the other prisoners know they're retards
guards don't give a shit about what they're doing, they're free to fling shit on the walls and piss on each other
[s4s]
oh i'm getting raped
>>378989
but only ironically
