Are you a fat and unhygenic neckbeard, Anon? I myself aren't one and I'm rather /fit/.
How many of you Anons are actually female?
>>350816
I'm a girl irl
I'm hot and got a decent job, also my room is full of anime figurines and posters, and I want to have sex with my little sister
i'm definitely overweight but i shaved and took a shower yesterday
>>350908
Is she cute?
>>350816
>Are you a fat and unhygenic neckbeard
I'm not fat and I did shave this morning. But I haven't showered in like a week, so 1/3 I guess.
>>350983
>But I haven't showered in like a week, so 1/3 I guess.
Why?
>>350986
I would always rather stay in bed a little longer than get up and take a shower. I guess I could do it in the afternoon, but then I have other stuff to do.
>>350988
Well, do you at least wash yourself a bit? Do you use a deodorant?
>>351012
Yes.
I'm 30, married with a wife and kid and can't even into vidya or anime
>>350816
I'm fat, unhygenic, autistic and have a neckbeard
I'm also a girl and guys are disgusted by me :(
>>350816
>Are you a fat and unhygenic neckbeard, Anon?
I'm a lardass and I don't shave unless I have to, but I bathe regularly.
>female?
Also yes.
>>351051
My negra.
Aside from the unhygenic part. Take a shower and wash your hair, dude.
>>350816
not fat, not unhygenic, shave often.
I'm a dumb neet that plays old video games and I like cyberpunk animes and enjoy strange furry fetish porn.
im a girl btw :^^)
>>350920
Hell yes. Though I've decided to let it be, it's not worth ruining my life chasing forbidden fruit.
>>351108
Indeed. But make sure to periodically release that sexual tension, though.
I'm not fat, have a bit of stubble and hygenic, plus a decent job.
I am an ugly nogf weeb manlet though, so I fit that sadly.
I'm a 28-year-old male NEET with a beard that I will soon shave off because I look like an Islamic hate preacher. I have friends and I go out, but >tfw no gf is a big part of my life. I'm slightly overweight and I sweat a lot, and while I don't officially have autism, it's a running joke among my friends that I do. I recently became a weeaboo after observing that I fit all the stereotypes apart from actually liking anime.
>>351265
"Weeaboo" and "weeb" are just workarounds early /b/ came up with since "Wapanese" was filtered. If you're not a Wapanese (Japanophile) [someone who believes Japanese culture is superior to all the others], then you're not a weeb. That's it.
>>350816
I'm getting fatter, but I'm not particularly fat (I have a bit of a gut though, I don't want people to see me with my shirt off). Need to exercise regularly and eat better, but I'm a lazy cheap bastard.
I bathe regularly and use deodorant.
No neckbeard, I shave regularly (if a bit lazily).
>>351273
Anyone who goes in depth about "NO WEEABOO HAS A VERY SPECIFIC DEFINITION LET ME EXPLAIN" is a huge fucking nerd. Don't let people think that word is okay to use, period. It's a dumb fucking word.
>>352185
>It's a dumb fucking word.
Who gives a shit, Oxford just declared a fucking emoji as the word of the year. The English language is dead. Fuck it.
>>352185
But I never said it even had a meaning. It was made up to circumvent filters.
I can beat up swaglord in a fight
>>352242
Last year, they literally updated the meaning of "literally" to also mean "to exaggerate a sentence"
>>350816
We're all little girls here, anon.
>>352562
Who can't fām
>>350816
I'm not fat, not skinny though. Wouldn't even call myself chubby. And I try to be well dressed and groomed.
>>350816
>Are you a fat and unhygenic neckbeard, Anon?
Yes. I'm 36 years young and collect wewwfare from the gubmit. I've never had "friends" or "secks" or any of your homonigger fetishes. I'm a fatfaggot lying in industrial trash and self-propagated biohazard. The things that are appealing about me or I do well is hoarding internet porn and organizing it well, having a large penis, gathering useless information from wikipedia and having nighttime existential crises.
>>352552
Then call people idiots for using it instead of "correcting" them.
>>353413
>nighttime existential crises
Elaborate.
i'm swaglord's gf
>>353413
are you fridgebro from /r9k/?
I am not fat, tho a bit overweight, I shower every other day, I have a nice trimmed beard and I keep the neck clean shaved at any time; I'm pretty nice looking and I had many relationships and one-nighters in the past (I'm 27).
I have a nice gf that loves me.
I know how to play many instruments and to compose music, I know how to properly cook a meal and do so every day, I never ever eat prepared or canned food.
I've read a lot of books and currently read at least forty books per year.
I don't watch anime, tho I don't hate it, I watched some japanimation movie (the regular mainstream stuff like Akira or Ghost in the Shell, wich I loved).
I own a beautiful cat that I keep healthy and clean, I have many hobbies but the one I'm practicing more right now is gardening, I have an apartment full of nice plants.
Said this I'm a massive NEET, I've dropped uni after two years and since then (circa four years ago) I worked for only a few months, I'm currently applying for a job tho.
>>353928
Who is he? (different anon here)
If I was fit I think I could probably be a model.
Shame I'm so terribly lazy. I sing a lot in my car though, I'm hoping my looks might some day bring me to stardom. Then I will finally have the money to fund the full uncensored hentai animation of my favorite doujin
>>353934
>don't watch anime, tho I don't hate it, I watched some japanimation movie (the regular mainstream stuff like Akira or Ghost in the Shell, wich I loved).
You seem like an alright dude, I think 'Ping Pong the animation' would be right up your alley. Give it a shot, I promise you won't be dissappointed.
>>354372
>>355131
Why hasn't no one called the cops yet?
>>354388
Have to agree with that. That was easily the best show of last year.
