I just realized that /pol/ is really, really lame.
>>573326
Quality post
I'm getting divorced tomorrow.
And I'm finally going to lose my virginity tonight.
I was in a 3 year master-slave relationship with my wife until she told me some weeks ago that she's not into it anymore.
To begin with, I met her 3 1/2 years ago in a BDSM forum. Since I'm a Masochist and she was a real cruel Sadist, we were ment for each other. We got married right away because she said it turned her on. Instead of a ring, I got a chastity belt. Nedlessly to say, she hospitalized me in the wedding night.
Alltogether, it was wonderful. She held me as a slave, a housekeeper. When she wasnt at home, I had to wear maid clothes and do the housework, when she came home, she beat me bloody. I never left the house in the entire time, nor did I speak to my family, friends or anyone. She was the only thing for me.
Because I wore the chastity belt the entire time I couldnt come, except from my prostate.
This was the happiest time of my life. She malnourished me and made me her toy.
Thats why it shocked me when she told me, that she no longer gets satisfaction from just beating, skinning and burning me. She told me, she could only get off to snuff anymore and would probably kill me if we continued our relationship. She already made me sign the paper (by force), but told me, if she couldnt take my life, she'd at least take my virginity.
I'm still sad and I don't even know if I should look forward for tonight. Help me /qa/!
Brilliant.
>>573326
I just realized that /pol/ is really lame.
Can you please stop shitting /qa/ up?
I like(d) this place and these threads are really bogging it down.
>>573326
It's basically jew /b/.
