HOW TO FIX 4CHAN
Lots of people are complaining that 4chan sucks now, here's how to fix it:
1. Redirect anybody using a mobile to access the site to a virus
2. Ban anybody who has been using the catlog
3. Delete the catelog
4. Ban everyone using a theme other than the defaults
5. Delete all CSS themes but the defults
6. Bring back textboards
7. Remove flags from /pol/
8. Delete /int/ and /soc/ and /adv/
Those 8 steps would imprive the quality immensely. PLEASE do this.
>HOW TO FIX 4CHAN
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>Lots of people are complaining that 4chan sucks now, here's how to fix it:
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>1. Redirect anybody using a mobile to access the site to a virus
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>2. Ban anybody who has been using the catlog
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>3. Delete the catelog
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>4. Ban everyone using a theme other than the defaults
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>5. Delete all CSS themes but the defults
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>6. Bring back textboards
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>7. Remove flags from /pol/
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>8. Delete /int/ and /soc/ and /adv/
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>Those 8 steps would imprive the quality immensely. PLEASE do this.
Opinion discarded and kill yourself
>>553985
/thread
>>553982
>1. Redirect anybody using a mobile to access the site to a virus
lel, already done
>catlog
>catelog
>defults
>imprive
Dear underage newfag,
Please fuck off back to whatever cesspool you came from.
Sincerely, everybody else.
>>553982
>Redirect anybody using a mobile
HOW TO FIX 4CHAN (real version)
1. Remove all boards from front page except /b/
2. Remove the "[a / b / c / d / e / f / g /..." list of boards from the top and bottom of /b/.
3. Disable links to other boards on /b/.
4. /b/ is now seperated from the rest of the site.
5. All boards on 4chan now increase in quality drastically.
>>554012
nice try, we need to fix the autism on /tv/ first
>>554009
>dont /thread your own post newcuck
>argumant
>>554009
>Not completely. Step one is underway but we need it and the rest implemented fully
Don't worry, (((Hiroyuki))) is working on redirecting everyone to viruses, not just mobilefags.
>>554022
Back to /pol/
>>554024
1. Enable the robot on /pol/
2. Delete /r9k/
>>554029
1. Enable the robot on all boards
2. Delete all boards
>>554039
1. Remove flags from /pol/
2. Remove degenerate boards (/a/. /h/, /y/, etc.)
whats wrong with using the catalog? I use it all the time now by default
The real way to "fix" 4chan is to properly moderate according to the rules, and to be consistent about it. This website is 18+, so people should be expected to act like adults. If you see crap that wouldn't fly in a normal environment in real life, then it should be deleted or banned.
What is needed is to ban about 3/4 of the total users, and put in place means to keep user count that low
>>554066
Starting with you
The only real way to fix 4chan is to add chan-accounts where i can post all my personal infomation
>>554044
How the fuck is /a/ degenerate?
W-what's wrong with using the catalog?
>>554074
>>553985
This would have been far more compelling if you had your capslock on.
Fixing 4chan is impossible unless you nuke it and start again with a fraction of the userbase.
>>554044
Degenerate boards include /r9k/ and /pol/, of course. Which boards are non-degenerate, if any?
>>554077
It's a feature, and features come from The Bad Site.
>>554077
It's what a reddittor would do. Are you from reddit?
>>554391
Yes. I came from SRS to promote cultural Marxism.
Delete /pol/, /int/, and /r9k/
>>554392
Nice. I came from [s4s] to promote doubles.
>>554394
no
>>553985
>frisking
Opinion discarded.
>>554406
>still trying to force this meme
>>554407
>using the quote function like its some sort of meme text function
Opinion discarded.
>>554408
>against traditional use of the quote function
>against meme use of the quote function
You just can't please 'em.
>>554411
>doubleposting
>cruisecontrol
Opinion discarded.
>>554412
>off by one
Opinion discarded, try again.
>>554012
Outdated, /pol/ is the new /b/.
>>554404
>404
IT'S HAPPENING
Destroy chan culture and "normalize" the fuck out of the userbase because it is too awful for it's own good. In fact just destroy 4chan in general it's not worth whatever amount of dollars Hiroyuki makes off it.
>>554515
dollars are always worth less when they're not yours
>>553982
How to fix 4chan (fixed)
1. Get mods who actually enforce the rules and go after spam and low effort garbage
2. Put rules on /qa/ and have gestapo mods with it
3. Redirect all shitpost cancer to /b/, stormweenies to /pol/ and autist robots to /r9k/
4. (impossible in this lifetime) make 4chan a subscription website, that way poor basement dwellers are eliminated and we can get rid of these faggy ads and excuses for no moderation
>>554735
>Get mods who actually enforce the rules
Rulefags please leave.
How to fix it.
Each X hours (24 not divisible by X), the tripcode shuffle.
So TRIPCITY#PASSWORD
Would generate some tripcode like as usual.
But after X hours, if you use the same tripcode, you would receive a different tripcode.
One exception are open threads, the trip will stay the same everytime you post on the same therads, even after X hours passed.
>>553989
Explain?
>>554735
what an autistic suggestion
>>554735
for what reason would I pay to use 4chan
>>555450
tbf it would nuke the population, making it good again
>>555451
>making it good again
>there is people out there who think p2p forums are anything but giant shitholes
>>553985
Did you hear about the guy who discarded the opinion?
He was destroyed!
>>555461
but this isnt a forum
>>555468
It's an anonymous forum you dumb fuck.
