https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzGA_glnkM
>>55396383
Try it and find out
>>55397602
I did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Jbz4c_WKA
So just to recap:
what women do with their bodies
who the next James Bond should be
how to pronounce ".gif"
Star Wars
pants suits
selfies
shonda rhimes
curtains
carbs
millenials
body hair removal
religion
gluten
Harry Potter
nut allergies
Star Wars (2x)
All art in general
brine / do not brine Thanksgiving Turkey
ethics in gaming journalism
BURN
all men status: [x] told
Be prepared to never speak on these subjects to women again, men. We need more women in the senate and less "mansplaining" going on.
>>55399442
woah woah woah, she pronounced gif with a hard G right?
>>55396383
>old washed up cunt telling men what to do
why would anyone listen to her? no one wants sex with a woman that age, her opinions are worthless.
>>55396383
> reads off list of things men are to remain silent on
> beseenandnotheard.jpg
How is she NOT inviting hateful opinions from every man on the planet after saying that your gender alone disqualifies you from being worth listening to?
> And, like clockwork, everyone will hear this and not consider her a hatemonger, because women can't muster enough logic to recognize hypocrisy or "hate" on display in one of their own.
These must be the luckiest women in history, living their entire lives flaunting their privileges and untouchability, being viler in their sexism than the most inane feminist charicatures of men ever were.
> Future generations of women will never enjoy this kind of freedom, because these women will teach men never to trust them with freedom again.
There's a reason women were never allowed to have much power, and it wasn't just that they were dangerously incompetant frauds like Sen. McCaskill.
>They never dominated men because they could never rise up on their won. They could never overthrow the men of history because they simply aren't capable of it. Men let women have power, women never have it on their own merits.
> Push us past a certain point, abuse our sympathy and good-graces, and history will snap itself back to square one so fast you'll snap your necks, ladies.
But be my guest, keep poking the bear. You won't be the ones paying the price, it will be women who haven't even been born yet.
Not a single man will weep after living through the catastrophe of feminism you sad, pathetic, treacherous cunts.
>>55401529
tfw starting to be interested in converting to islam
>>55396383
good advice
As a man, sharing one's opinion with women is a pointless exercise anyway - they're never going to get it no matter how carefully you explain it.
and my response to women is:
Feel free to share whatever opinion you like. We learn how to tune you out at an early age so that while you talk about what you do with your bodies, pants suits, selfies, body hair removal, etc, etc, we can get on with things that are actually important.
>>55399921
check your privilege, shitlord.
>>55396383
is this satire?
>Stephen Colbert
>>55396383
I need pics of this bitch
give me more
>>55402057
I know that feel. The Muslim community seems to be the only place where one does not need to bother with jews, commies, feminists and other bullshit.
Also seems to be the only safe way to start a family.
>>55403572
it has to be. women aren't this dumb.
>>55403727
>>55404341
NOOO OP'S PIC FUCK
>>55403572
It's feminist satire.
The way you know it's satire, is that feminists will tell you it is. And then they imply you're stupid for having to be told it's satire.
And another aspect of feminist satire is that the satirists get to actually believe the content of the satire, but you're not allowed to comment in opposition, because it's "just satire".
>>55404402
You're just insecure, anon. Why don't you settle down with a finely aged single mom? Are you intimidated?
>>55399442
>brine / do not brine Thanksgiving Turkey
Oh I'm sorry Claire, I didn't realize you want your turkey to taste like ass by not brining it.
TL;DW - fat woman makes ridiculous video whining about irrelevant things
>>55404563
>finely aged
My 85-year-old grandmother aged better than this cunt desu senpai
>>55402901
>>55404798
You can be this pencil.
>>55399442
Someone fucking upload a parody of this and tell women they can STFU about
circumcision
boy bands
dongles, fobs, and assorted dangly parts
Doctor Who
men's fashion
gangsta rap
Anthony Zuiker
toilet seats
fat
boomers (most of them will be women soon)
manscaping
atheists
bacon
A Song of Ice and Fire
getting hit in the nuts
Peter Capaldi
porn
inviting your inlaws
gaming
>>55396383
it is funny that "strong independent women" cannot handle an opinion that differs from their own.
>>55396383
>Problem glasses
>Senator
Good lord.
>>55404420
>The way you know it's satire, is that feminists will tell you it is. And then they imply you're stupid for having to be told it's satire.
>>55399062
he sounds like a black man [or an indian,arab etc]
complaining about cultural appropriation
>>55404420
>And another aspect of feminist satire is that the satirists get to actually believe the content of the satire, but you're not allowed to comment in opposition, because it's "just satire".
Well, give this man a prize. Love your bro pic btw senpai
>>55404420
exactly this
this isn't "real" feminism except it's what all feminists want and complain about all goddamn day
>>55407038
>"it's just a prank, bro!"
>"why are you boyim even upset!"
>>55399921
>pronouncing gif like jif
>jraffics interchange format
>>55396383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ApuFjkBx7I
>>55409582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgrxuxaBEOE
>>55408007
>>55404420
I'm only kidding you guys
>>55396383
This is obviously satire. The things she listed are all things only men care about, except for the selfie. No women gives a fuck about star wars
>>55410102
" I care"
>Fat
>Old
>Female
>Fuck ugly
Pretty easy to see what's wrong here.
>>55410102
it's feminist at its core
>>55410458
Who shot first?
>>55411082
Han shot first.
Also, on a related note. I read the majority of that shitty EU and I'm not started a new one unless this movie is a 10/10.
Remember on Futurama when they get caught in the past and Bender tells Fry "stop touching stuff, I don't want to have to memorize a bunch of new Kings when we get back". it's like that.
Poe's law'ed me on that unfortunately.
>actually sir, it's pronounced with a "hard" g
>duly noted
>actually ma'am, it's pronounced with a "hard" g
>do you seriously think you have a right to dictate to me how I should use language?
>w-
>WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO FIND FAULT WITH EVERY SINGLE THING A WOMAN DOES LIKE SERIOUSLY GET A LIFE JERK
>>55404420
>>55405849
>>55409735
>>55411891
And then there goes the decline of intellectual speech.
>>55404420
>And then they imply you're stupid for having to be told it's satire.
>tfw Claire McCaskill would be out of the Senate right now if literally anyone besides Todd Aiken won the Missouri primary.
>>55410743
It's making fun of feminism by exaggerating its toxicity. But because feminism is so fucking toxic already people thought she was sincerely advocating for those things.
Holy fuck.
Fuck Starwars.
And who the fuck is this cunt who thinks he's the next James Bond like what the fuck is this memeshit I don't give a fuck about Idra, and I don't understand how he became synonymous with fucking James Bond.
It's like the fucking Kardashians, like who the fuck came up with that shit and why am I supposed to fucking care?
Fuck the new Starwars.
Why should it matter what some dumb clam who got elected because she has a cunt thinks?
>>55412634
>>55412169
>ITS A JOKE BRO
>https://twitter.com/clairecmc
>>55414599
her twiiter? nice.
new sarkeeesian everybody!
Literally thought police
