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BERNIE SANDERS IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
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/POL/ BTFO
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>When Western Illinois University puts together their annual mock presidential election, some pundits tend to perk up and pay attention. After all, they accurately predicted Barack Obama’s presidential win in 2007, and his narrower reelection win in 2011, after the same system had been used to astonishingly predict every presidential election since 1975 with 100% accuracy.

>The results of WIU’s 2015 mock election are in, and if you tend to take the mainstream media seriously, the results of that election will more than likely surprise you: Bernie Sanders won the presidency, then the general election… and he did both in a massive landslide.

>The WIU mock election, in which thousands of students from multiple schools form parties and caucuses and play out a small-scale election over the course of several days, has Bernie Sanders beating Hillary Clinton in 22 out of 26 primary states; Hillary Clinton survives past Super Tuesday, but loses out before the month of March is concluded.

/pol/ B T F O
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>>55347723
>Bush
Good one.
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>>55347723
>Bush vs. Sanders
>Oklahoma voting Dem
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Is this a joke?
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>>55347723
*Sigh* Time to tear this to shreds
>Illinois red
>Oklahoma blue
>Wyoming blue
> Maryland red

Nice Bait faggot
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I always planned on voting for Bernie, were he the candidate. If he is rolled over by Hillary, I'm going Trump. It's one or the other; Trump or Sanders.

So, being a democrat, I have to say, I really fucking want Bernie. But, at the same time, I know what Hillary will mean and that's disgusting.
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>>55347723

>illinois, maryland red
>utah, south dakota blue

wat
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>>55347854
>>55347835
>>55347821
>>55347792
I don't see your 100% accuracy credentials.
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>>55347723
>Bush

LOL
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>>55347723
>Utah
>Voting for a communist anti Christian Jew
Stop using a proxy you fucking Aussie
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>>55347723
South Carolina blue.

No. Into the trash.
Into.
The.
Trash.
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>>55347723
>Berniekuck's only chance of winning is if Yeb "Guacabowl" Bush doesn't kill himself while at the same time winning the Republican primary
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>>55347723
>universities
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>>55347869
What if it's Bush versus Hillary?
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>>55347895
By all means, nominate Sanders.

In fact, I beg you.
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>hawaii
<red
wew lad
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>>55347946
Fucking this >>>/trash/ please
Into the trash
n
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>>55347723

>versus Jeb Bush

fucking kek
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>>55347723
>utah, idaho, wyoming, montana, north dakota, south dakota, nebraska, kansas, arkansas, mississippi, tennessee, georgia, all blue

>illinois red

dayum nigga where do I get some of this kool aid
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>Berniefags still thinking he will win.
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>>55347723

Good, free school for me before the country explodes
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>>55347869
You're honestly a God damned retard if you think bernie would be better than hillary.
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>>55347723
>Bush vs. Sanders
>Maryland going red
>Oklahoma going blue
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>tfw you know what your parent's felt like when McGovern was running
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>>55347895
This is fucking /b/ tier bait. Gtfo with this garbage. No fucking way this could happen
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>>55347723
guess they're about to lose that record for perfect accuracy
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>>55347723
Link?
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>>55347723

>hillary up by 25 points against sanders
>100% accuracy
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>Maryland red
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>Oklahoma
>Blue

Nigger, we'd rather fucking nuke ourselves than vote blue.
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>>55348066
>Hilliary
>more of the same, slow drawn out death over 20+ years
>Bernie
>country will be in ruins by the end of his term
It's pick your poison really.
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/pol/lack tears, so delicous
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>>55347723
first
>/POL/

kill yourself newb it's /pol/

second
bernice is a hypocrite of the worst class
>when he was of draft age he was opposed to war and asked for contentious objector status
>now that he's an old man he's perfectly fine with being in a position to order young men to their deaths.

fuck.
that.
commie.
shithead.

anyone especially draft age that would vote for him is kuk
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>>55348120
>>55348103
>>55348121
Prepare to get BTFO by facts, /pol/.

http://firebrandleft.com/university-100-accuracy-record-predicts-bernie-sanders-will-americas-next-president/
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>>55348120
http://firebrandleft.com/university-100-accuracy-record-predicts-bernie-sanders-will-americas-next-president/

I don't know what they used to determine this though.

I don't know how they determined a Bush V Sanders election either.
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x
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>>55348095
Liberals still think that this is the 1960s and that they aren't the establishment. They're so cute.
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>>55347854
>>55347893
>>55348143
Marylandfag reporting. While we did vote in a republican governor in '14, it was more of a middle finger to that kek O'Malley for how badly he fucked our state up. Nothing brings me greater pleasure than seeing him in complete political irrelevance.
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>>55347776

Whelp Western just broke their streak.
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>>55348260
xx
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>>55348332
hhh
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>>55348062

implying the jew is going to issue a proclamation to give everyone a free education and congress isn't going to vote on it

you'll find out how the real world works when you get out of high school
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>>55348347
dd
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>>55347723
>MD red

This is bait right?
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>>55348236
>Prepare to get BTFO by facts, /pol/.

I'm not a /pol/ack. I'd like to see Bernie win this thing too, I'm just a little skeptical that he can beat Hillary.
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>shitty directional school makes radical prediction and it's supposed to be 100% accurate
There has to be a reason that only the far left sites are reporting this.
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>>55347723
welp they just ruined that perfect record, because old-manders won't even get the nomination.
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>>55348220
Bernie couvdnt get anything passed though
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>>55347723
>>55347776
>WE'RE 100% ACCURATE!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
>(in 2 elections)
>(both of which we guessed the dem would win)
Yeah no bias or luck here.
Nope.

Hey guys I just made a prediction on when I would take a shit and I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!
I HAVE BEEN CORRECT 100% OF THE TIME WHEN PREDICTING WHEN I WILL SHIT!

I predict my next shit will take place in 30 years on the fucking moon! Hey, I and 100% right so far! Can't be wrong now!
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>>55347723
>bush

shit bruh i want trump to win but if it came down to that i'd gladly take bernie over the frog fucking cu ck old lmao.
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>implying Bush is going to win the Republican primary
>implying Sanders is going to win the Democratic primary
>implying any respectable Southern state would vote for a socialist
>implying a socialist would not be defeated in a landslide victory
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>>55348236
>>55348249
>There entire test is based on college students voting
Guess their record is now to be broken since only a retard will assume college students who are promised shit from a meme Jew would be unbiased.
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>>55347723
Accurately predicting a third-party upset
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>>55348311
Another Marylandfag here, fuck O'Malley and his bullshit.
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>>55348502
h
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>>55347854
This.

I'd like to add
>Florida red if it's Bush v Sanders
>Bush actually getting the nomination
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>>55348449
Sorry if FACTS trigger you. haha.
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>>55347723
>sc

I mean, you'd have to be pretty damn stupid to believe this map.
They were probably going off demographics since there are a fuckton of black people in this state, but they still vote R since they aint no fucking pussy.
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>>55347792
Bush/Trump bffe
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>>55347723
The establishment has picked Hilary already. She has enough votes already lined up from the DNC that Bernie cant get the nomination. Plus the democrats know their voters are suckers and will vote for her even if they supported Bernie.
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>>55348548
>Sorry if FACTS trigger you. haha.
Sorry to break it to ya but no one is fucking loving him
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>>55347723
The fact SD and ND are blue lets me know that this is absolutely asinine. Those states have never been democrat, and you can't honestly say this time it will change.
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>>55347723
>red MD, HI, IL, NV
>PA
>all those solid red states turning blue

My only critique would be Texas not turning blue. Other than that, 100% accurate wouldbetmoneyon/10.
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>>55348633
Polls are MSM controlled. Bernie has the support of the silent majority.
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>>55347723

>Jeb Bush
>Bernie Sanders

What a load of shit. It looks like their 100% accuracy record (and that's probably bullshit to) is about to get rekt. Neither of those candidates will be President.
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>>55347723
> 100% accuracy

For how many elections? I swear to god this board is mathematically illiterate.
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>>55348670
>>55348548
>>55348449
>>55348236
>>55347723
Not even Bernie Shill HQ is buying this crap.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/3rzb7i/bernie_sanders_wins_wius_historically_accurate/
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>>55347723
How can Sanders win when the election is between Trump and Hillary? Have I missed something, maybe I don't understand US politics but I thought it was a two party system and those two had won their parties candidacy.
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>>55348861
>and those two had won their parties candidacy.
Not yet, we haven't completed the primaries yet.
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>>55347895
Bush is not going to get the nomination. (He has very little money left to campaign with.) Probably not Sanders either.
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>>55347776

>The WIU mock election, in which thousands of students from multiple schools form parties and caucuses and play out a small-scale election over the course of several days

>thousands of students from multiple schools

Confirmed for irrelevant. Coddled collegiate shitwits are Bernie's only demographic.
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>>55348421
They said they've been making predictions for decades and have been 100% right. You can't read so i'll save some rude language for you.
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>>55348861
They haven't won yet, but reddit thinks a communist kike is going to win in a landslide and that he isn't there to make Hillary look sane and get college kids excited about voting Democrat.
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>>55347723
I'm ok with this tßh fàm
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>bush
>sanders

ayy lmao
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>>55347723
so they predicted

>obama vs mccain
>obama vs romney

and they have 100% accuracy
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>>55347944
soruce on that webm?
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>>55347723

>Nevada, Iowa and Illinois going red
>The entire South and Midwest going blue

Oh boy, that's fucking pants on head retarded.
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>>55347723
This reminds me of that "economic model" some university had for elections, that predicted Romney would beat Obama by a landslide. Fucking ridiculous.

In any case, election predictions now are completely pointless. But please do continue to troll. Produce fake credentials if you can, next time.
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>>55347869
>voting for a communist jew who literally idolizes the bolsheviks

muh free schooling tho
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>>55348236
>Implying College students opinions aren't retarded as fuck

TOP FUCKING KEK. This has to be bait right? Right? No one can be this fucking retarded, right?
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>>55348861
There's a huge numbers of people that don't realize that Sanders is a plant for the DNC running a version of Occupy for the DNC so the mouthy, illiterate Liberal youth can't derail Hillary and the Clinton machine.

Sanders is not even actually running. The Obama Online Team was (literallY) hired by Sanders campaign to take over reddit and social media and make the DNC seem "cool" again.

He has no shot at the nomination and was never an actual option.

The only question is whether the GOP nominates Trump, Rubio, or some strange combination.
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>>55348973
Oh the iron knee.
No they said the same SYSTEM has been accurate since 1975.
This university only predicted the Obama elections.
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>>55348861
>Won thier parties candidacy

You'd be wrong, we wont find that out until summer of next year.
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Direct or indirect connection to Bernie Sanders.

This is just one of 30 Issues that Sanders is interested in:

>>55321012
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>>55347723
If it's not Hillary I'm fine. Also,
>Bush
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>>55347723
"Appealing from the platform of 'FREE SHIT FOR ALL YOU NIGGERS OUT THERE,' Sanders swept 100% of the black vote and white trash"
"In unrelated news, the GDP of the US per capita is now six US dollars after mass emigration."
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>>55348311
>in complete political irrelevance

You realize that he's going to be the Dems' VP pick, right?

Depending on how the election goes, he may end up in Washington.
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>>55347723
My only thoughts is that they are going to be feeling rather foolish in a few months. They are super quick to tout this 100% accuracy label, but next year they are going to be so off, they will be laughed out of any discussion. I feel sorry for them. It's the story of Icarus, really.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDTGHumLk2Y [Embed]

Not sure which version above is best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqvKjsIxT_8 [Embed]

http://neweconomicperspectives.org/2011/09/william-black-why-nobody-went-to-jail.html

http://bilbo.economicoutlook.net/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwqUr7PSRO8 [Embed]

Not sure which version on above video either.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-03-06/financial-documentaries

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-10-14/top-15-economic-truth-documentaries

I haven't seen all of the above yet, but should be good links to check.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g88GSVYy1Io [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-0BPMwgKNA [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYZSjRLwDcM [Embed]

http://www.kauffman.org/~/media/kauffman_org/research%20reports%20and%20covers/2014/02/declining_business_dynamism_in_us_high_tech_sector.pdf
http://www.brookings.edu/research/papers/2014/05/22-decline-business-dynamism-is-for-real-litan-hathaway


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmPUKy-3OfY [Embed]

https://www.minneapolisfed.org/research/wp/wp666.pdf
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>>55349191 and WEED LMAO
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>>55348230
yeah, because you gain no life experience and wisdom whatsoever during a 50-year timespan

please
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>>55347776
>The WIU mock election, in which thousands of students from multiple schools form parties and caucuses and play out a small-scale election over the course of several days

College students with no knowledge of economics voted for free shit?
#wow #whoa
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>>55348230
duh he's a fucking jew
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>>55348514
/pol/ is 95% Marylanders.
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>Utah and Idaho blue
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>>55347723
>Bush relevent
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>>55349306
he's still a communist
so obviously not
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>>55347723
>Wyoming
>blue

>the state that has been blue for five Presidents since its exception, once since Roosevelt
>going blue
>ever
>especially for an anti gun commie
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>>55347723
>Illinois voting Red
Did Putin show his power level and nuke Shitcago? That's the only explanation for this outcome.
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>Bush winning the primary
Topkek
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>>55348670

the 14 year olds on reddit can't vote m8.....
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>>55347723
>mock election of college students
>college students

Literally that kike's only voter base. Who whould have thought.
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>this is the pie chart version
>literally who has 10%
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Memes aside, IF Sanders wins the nomination it's almost guaranteed that the election will be much less close than with Clinton as the nominee. He will either lose or win by a relative landslide.
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>>55348712
>100% accuracy for how many elections?

the last 2
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>>55347723
>Bush
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>>55347723
>Florida blue
>Illinois red

Yea no.
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>Bush as the Republican nominee

Sage
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>>55347723
I'm just glad Pennsylvania finally seceded.

>we sovereign nation now.
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>>55349652
>1527 college students
>Accurate representation of US voters

You can only pick one you delusional libs
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>>55349706
Florida voted for Obama in the last two elections.
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>>55349027
>1446440747017.web
Search for 'Russell Coit All Aussie Adventures'
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>Bush being nominated

KEK
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EVERYDAY UNTIL IT'S RED
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>>55349306
>yeah, because you gain no life experience and wisdom whatsoever during a 50-year timespan

commit a felony crime as a young man, still can't buy a firearm at age 60
>somethings stick with you for a lifetime bro

protip--wrote my US senator and asked him to introduce legislation that would permanently disqualify a person from running for president or vice president if they ever claimed contentious objector status
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>>55347723
WIU Mock Election has taken place three times: 1975, 2007 and 2011. What a fucking joke.
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>>55349652
Again. The fucking elephant in the room is
>Jeb "I kill babies when it means more Jews" Bush
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>>55347895
Alright, I'll take the b8. How is Bush going to win the nomination if he has no money, after all his donors abandoned him, and after Marco Rubio took his spot as the establishment golden boy?
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>middle america
>voting for a non christian

gonna be sad when their 100% record disappears
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>>55347723
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>>55349844
>Every presidential election since 1975.

Can't read?
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>>55349758
>Search for 'Russell Coit All Aussie Adventures'
man, the memories
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>>55347776
>/pol/ btfo
>clearly bias in the poll sampling the only demographic sanders does well with
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>>55349844
>U WOT M8 ILL HAVE U KNOW IVE NEVER LOST A SINGLE GAME OF CONNECT FOUR OUT OF THE ONE GAME IVE PLAYED IM A CHAMPION
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>>55349968
What the fuck is happening in this gif
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>>55348026
Hold the fuck up.
When did >>>/trash/ become a board
That new right?
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>>55349947
>College kids 'accurately predict' winners of elections that have already happened by voting for the person that actually won the presidency that year

Stop the fucking presses.
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>>55347991

Well, you'll know what to do...
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>>55347723
kek no
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>>55347723
>bush is the candidate
Nice meme
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>>55350084
It's one of those shows that poorly edit for the keks.
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>>55348236
bernie can't even win the primary retard

http://www.politicususa.com/2015/08/29/hillary-clinton-moves-lock-nomination-voting-starts-super-delegate-pledges.html
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>all those southern states blue

hahahahahahha
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>mfw a naive communist with no idea what economics are is going to ruin the nation because muh bleeding heart
Welp. Time to move.
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>>55349040
As an Iowan I'd bet anything on Iowa going red this time around.
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CIA funding to the Afghan Mujaheddin and the Contras

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pike_Committee
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plausible_denial

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Case%E2%80%93Church_Amendment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Spitz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_Factory
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>>55350491
>Hundreds of committees
>Complaining about the church committee
Kek.
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>>55347723
That image is asinine.
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If that's the case this guy had the right idea
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>>55350084
social injustice
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Thank the Murder Cube that young people don't vote.

Also modern college students are deluded insufferable idiots.
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>>55350088
>dem post numbers

plz gb2 rebbit
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>>55347723
>100%
Here's your reply.
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>>55347776
>Western Illinois University
That's where you went wrong OP
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>>55347723
This has a very obvious and glaring flaw, it's taking place in American colleges where it is no longer possible to speak the truth. Maybe it used to be possible but it would no longer be possible to even pretend to be a trump supporter, it's running an algorithm designed to lie. And it wouldn't have taken a genius to work out the results of the last few elections.
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>>55347723
Please, nominate Sanders. By all means
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>404 electoral votes; candidate not found
>Bush as GoP Candidate

>>>/trash
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voting licenses when
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>>55347723
>Idaho
>carrying a democrat
>ever

This is comedy gold
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>>55351137
Fucking this. All this mock election shows is that College Campuses have finally gone off the deep end.
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>>55347776
>they accurately predicted Barack Obama’s presidential win in 2007, and his narrower reelection win in 2011
Those elections were in 2008 and 2012.
Getting easily verifiable facts wrong really sets high hopes for the accuracy of their reporting.
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>>55347723
>two guesses were correct
>they go full retard and say illinois will be red, oklahoma will vote blue, and that bush will have won the primaries
This is a joke, right?
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>>55347723

>poll consists only of college students

>Jeb Bush winning RNC primary

>Sanders beating Hillary after his record of keking himself and not having a vagina

>Oklahoma voting Democrat

>Mississippi voting Democrat

>Kansas voting Democrat
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>>55351215
They will be if the amount of "asylum seekers" keep getting bussed into red states.
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>>55347723
>Wyoming
>Blue
I'd sooner move to Utah and live with cultist mormons than vote for that commie fuck.
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>>55351259
not to mention
>kansas
>blue
lel
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>>55347723
>Oklahoma blue
Literally the reddest state in the union. More like "College SJWs pick favorite candidate"
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>>55347723
>kansas
>ever being a blue state

t. kansan
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>Bush vs Sanders
I don't even have a good enough reaction image for how retarded these kids are
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>VA blue
That's unlikely considering we just voted all the dem shitters out
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>Bush
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>>55347895

Protip: avoid the stock market.
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>>55347723
>100% accuracy
probably predicted the 2012 election
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>>55349003
I do love weed...
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>>55347869
Yeah, me too. If I get the chance I'd definitely vote for Bernie.
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>>55347723
>>When Western Illinois University puts together their annual mock presidential election, some pundits tend to perk up and pay attention. After all, they accurately predicted Barack Obama’s presidential win in 2007, and his narrower reelection win in 2011, after the same system had been used to astonishingly predict every presidential election since 1975 with 100% accuracy.

>MACOMB, IL — With more than 400 Electoral College votes, the Democratic ticket—Bernie Sanders, president, and Martin O'Malley, vice president—was declared the winner in Western Illinois University's third Mock Presidential Election (MPE)
http://www.wiu.edu/news/newsrelease.php?release_id=13049

Don't these 2 contradict each other
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>>55347869
me too, actually.

Bernie, if he no running, then Trump. THat's it. I'll write in i have to
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>>55349838
Bro, it's spelled 'conscientious'.
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>>55347723
>Maryland going red
Do you want to know how I know this is bullshit?
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Mississippi blue? Maryland red? Who is the tard who drew this?

Tennessee and Kentucky will go blue ten minutes after Kate Upton arrives on my doorstep naked to orally pleasure my taint.

In other words, never.
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>>55347723

>2 election predictions
>muh 100% accuracy guise
>Bush
>no Trump

Oh look, clickbait for retards.
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>>55347776
>polls and mocks are meant to create public opinion; not show
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>>55351336
Sanders is a stupid kek. When will these people learn he won't win?
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>>55347723
>Oklahoma and Kansas blue

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>Kentucky
>Going blue

Quite possibly in 30 years when our boomer padding dies. Which I hope not, but liberal Uni is even infecting us-- it's possible.

But not in 2016. No way no how. We elected the EAST COAST CON MAN. We re elect kukservative McConnell. You could have any given Republican candidate covered in the blood of innocents and we'd still vote for him over some limp wristed liberal faggot.

And I wouldn't have it any other fucking way.

Say goodbye to that precious 100% accuracy. No way on God's green earth are even half of those states going blue.
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>>55347723

>they think Bush is the candidate

Hahahhaha
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>>55347723

>sanders winning Idaho, Wyoming, Oklahoma, and Kansas

get the fuck out
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>>55350655
I'm curious, what was his 'idea'?
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>>55348514
Same here (Glen Burnie) FUCK OMALLY RAIN TAX HORSE SHIT. Based Hogan is doing great Im no longer afraid of bridge tolls. Baltimore still sucks though
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>>55347723
>Illinois
>Red

As fucking if. We've got way too many niggers and spics in Chicago for that.
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