>DON DESTROYS TED
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/
Compilation of Anti-Trump protesters BTFO
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8WSMufO5WwblayeHk2Gm1gA1y4kaKcdu
TED CRUZ ABSOLUTELY MELTS DOWN
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html
INDIANA POLLS CLOSE TODAY AT 6:00 PM EDT
>DELEGATES The Winner 1002 / The Defiler: 570 / The Devourer: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
RALLIES
>South Bend, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
>Fort Wayne, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTc1j3Mipc
>Terre Haute, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYWTifoFLmE
>Trump at CAGOP 4/29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2SeiwllHBc
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/3/16
https://youtu.be/wEbWlVCCDNo
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtZGl-guPU
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
>Trump on O’Reilly 4/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0r6IL4ICs
>Trump on CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ruJIfhIHYA
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Supporter Walks through Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw8cTEN14
>Unofficial Trump Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Trump Eludes SanFran Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6etpHp_26s
>Niskey Rants about the Anti-Trump Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSRSyBZGbOk
REPORTING FOR DUTY, PRESIDENT TRUMP! LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Threads moving too fast.
I bet noone reads this.
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA
>Trump 1002 / 1237 Delegate Total
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 235 (47%) of the remaining 502 *BOUND* Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries.
There are an estimated total of 146 unbound delegates, including PA, LA, ND, Puerto Rico, and a few other places.
If you count Bound and Unbound Delegates together, Trump could only need as low as 37% of remaining delegates.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE
California (172) [Trump +34] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) [Trump +17] - 27 District. 27 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28) [Trump +17]
New Mexico (24)
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY
West Virginia (34) [Trump +39] - 31 Elected, Pick Preferred
Trump will secure the nomination.
M.A.G.A.
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
MOVEMENT
whos watching this shit on fox?
I thought it was just a joke.
>>72855548
Awooooooooooooo!!!!
>JIDF checking in
>tonight's general
After Trump secures the nomination.
What will he do?
What's the plan?
Make Beacon Great Again!
the last polls close at 7
>>72855648
Have Cruz's
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/may/03/indiana-primary-results-live
EXIT POLLS ARE OUT:
TRUMP: 31%
CRUZ: 17%
CARSON: 42%
KASICH: 3 BOWLS OF CHILI
https://youtu.be/TPfa5VuTVN4
EAT SHIT BERNIE BABY
>>72855674
is there a video of beck smashing his face into cheetos?
>>72855674
LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
Last 2 digits of my post number is the percentage by which the Don wins tonight.
>>72855674
Hand over the gun, Glenn.
MAGA
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LET'S FUCKING DO THIS INDIANA
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>>72855674
naw its keks work
>>72855677
"nice" shoop
>>72855710
>>72855700
Force Crooked Hillary to breakdown and cry on national TV.
MORE CNN EXIT POLLS COMING IN SOON
Performed my civic duty.
FRESH OC
>>72855710
OH SHIT CARSON SURGE
BIG BEN
BIG BEN
BIG BEN
FOR (YOU)
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MSNBC just gave a good estimate of the live results:
They stated that about 22% of the total GOP voters said they would NEVER vote for Trump in the general (in the exit polls).
Then 44% of those who did NOT vote for Trump, said they would NEVER vote for Trump in the general.
So assuming 100% of those who vote for Trump would state that they would vote for Trump in the general as well we can estimate that the 22% of the GOP that would never vote Trump are from those who did not vote for him and comprise 44% of those who did not vote for him.
so 22% is 44% of the non Trump vote, thus the non Trump vote is about 50%.
In other words, Trump got roughly 50% of the vote, according to this VERY CRUD estimate.
It would be safer to say that Trump should be somewhere between 45-55% or 40-60% if you'd like to be on the safer end.
In anyway looks like a SOLID TRUMP WIN
MAGA
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ONE MORE STATE
ONE MORE STATE
>>72855656
Does she ever get her damn tits out or what?
>>72855674
He has gone off the deep DEEP end.
>>72855674
please understand the power of meme magic.
look what you guys have done to this guy.
Only Jeb Bush can win the Hispanic vote, because he has a Hispanic wife and loves Guacamole (a popular Hispanic side-dish.)
>>72855648
>>72855708
I object to Sweden threads
Last two digits are my polling numbers tonight. Let's make America continue on its destructive path again.
Who here /comfylife/ right now?
>Wolf Blitzer actually says LYEN TED
KEK
>>72855632
There is a mistake in this post: 1002 includes bound delegates, so there's some double counting in the percentages.
HATE TWEETING LATE AT NIGHT
>>72855801
w-who is this semon demon?
****EXCLUSIVE****
I have a connection in the Indiana GOP. My source is telling me to expect a big Gilmore surge tonight.
You heard it here first, people.
>>72855732
i take it
>>72855824
Too bad she is a goblin.
>>72855548
T MINUS 30 MINUTES!!!
I don't know shit about Trump, all I know he brings out the rise of the apes out of lots of dumb people.
>this terrible rato shill on CNN
>>72855787
Based
>>72855787
>SLOW AND STEADY
>>72855722
Prepare your sides, they're not coming home for dinner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIKhr158cD4
It's happening
>six in 10 GOP voters in preliminary results say they want an outsider candidate – higher than the 52 percent it’s averaged in previous GOP primaries this year.
>nearly half favor deportation, compared with 41 percent in previous races on average.
>more than four in 10 say he [Cruz] ran the most unfair campaign, while fewer than four in 10 say Trump did, in preliminary exit poll results.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/live-indiana-republican-primary-exit-poll-analysis/story?id=38842852
>>72855709
Trump is gonna need the big brush for that one. And for virtually all following states.
>>72855824
>jeb point 2
Can i get jeb point 1?
>>72855787
SLOW AND STEADY
>>72855869
I'M READY FOR GILMORE.
>>72855815
>>72855841
*let's the priesthood fall towards you *
>>72855884
>minutes
is a minute shorter or longer than a bing?
>>72855710
OH JEEZ
TRUMP CAN'T GET TO 270 IN THE GENERAL. ONLY A KASICH/RUBIO TICKET CAN. TRUMP CAN'T GET TO 270.
how long until rato moves goalpost to California?
>>72855866
Read the damn thing, Trump should get 50% of the vote!!!
>This isn't a last ditch effort, he's just laying all down on the line
She's a liberal
She's past the prime age for a woman
But holy fuck.
I want Mika to be my girlfriend.
She is so cute
>>72855674
We need to be careful with how we handle kek. We can force a man to take his own life if need be
>>72855899
he said Cruz did the moon landings
>>72855801
those "never trump" polls are such bullshit, these "true conservatives" will never vote for hillary
>Donald J. Trump Responds to the Most Recent Outburst From Ted Cruz
>Ted Cruz is a desperate candidate trying to save his failing campaign. It is no surprise he has resorted to his usual tactics of over-the-top rhetoric that nobody believes. Over the last week, I have watched Lyin’ Ted become more and more unhinged as he is unable to react under the pressure and stress of losing, in all cases by landslides, the last six primary elections --- in fact, coming in last place in all but one of them. Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States.
Trump has such a way with words.
>>72855819
We've done nothing, it's Kek's will.
>>72855548
>we ready for a big win lads
>tfw we wrap it up today
>kek wills it
>>72855954
You're a bing bby
MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE
IMMIGRATION - 11%
JOBS& ECONOMY - 39%
TERRORISM - 18%
GOVT SPENDING - 28%
So are we watching CNN or Fox tonight?
>>72855709
TRUMP SECOND
TRUMP = STUMPED
Recap of yesterday
>Cruz: This election is a battle between good and evil
>Glenn Beck plans #TuesdayFast
>Rasmussen poll has Trump beating Hillary
>Clinton says she wants a cabinet that’s 50/50 men and women
>Manafort asked about Jim Webb VP possibility
>says it’s too premature to answer that
>Cal poll Trump +34
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Morning Joe panel laughs at Cruz
>Mika not amused
>Trump trolls Cruz hard and almost breaks him
>Trump on Fox and Friends: “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald being shot…nobody even brings it up”
>Remark about body of Christ “a disgrace”
>Cruz: Trump is an utterly amoral bully, narcissist, pathological liar
>says Hedi wasn’t pretty enough for him
>Cruz: Trump “describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam”
>LA Times: Cruz’s campaign relies on three wealthy donors
>Beck’s decent into madness continues
>Beck: We were losing the Civil War until Abraham Lincoln called for a day of fasting, prayer, and humiliation
>Drudge headline that “mocks people who believe in God” is a sign we’re done
>Tells Indiana “If you guys screw this up. I’m going to be pissed at you…I will be suicidal”
>”Tell me another time in our nation's history that you have witnessed where Indiana matters”
>Fuck the ceiling: Trump now at 56% approval among GOP voters
>Trump releases a statement in response to Cruz’s outburst
>>Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States
Afternoon
>CNN commentator equates Indiana electing governor that was a KKK member to voting for Trump
>Media watchdog criticizes ABC for having domestic Terrorist say “Make America Great Again” in Quantico
>Rodger Stone goes nuclear
>says when HillaryClinton speaks of dealing with men who sometimes get off the reservation assume she means her husband's rapes
>West Virginia poll Trump 61%
>>72855934
OUT
NOT HALF COVERED
THEME SONG https://youtu.be/47E2tfK5QAg
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>Today’s ridiculous outburst
What'd I miss?
>>72856017
>Not watching both
>>72855997
Yeah, it's a long road to November, what do you think of the analysis?
>>72855893
Perhaps that's your initial reaction. But you're at 4chan now and not Reddit anymore, and you will surely see a different perspective.
Many of us have unironically changed our lives by having some hope in our lives. Give it a try, anon, we can all work on making ourselves great again.
>try to argue with friends
>it will be the third reich again
>racist
>trump is against wahhabisme ? what's that lol
>11% of trump supporters wont slavery back
JUST
>The Priesthood Rises
BREAKING: HALF A BONG UNTIL POLLS CLOSE!
These exit polls look gr8 for Trump
>>72855950
somebody needs to teach him how to stand like a human
WHERES THE STREAM FAGOS
>>72855978
She's wrinkly and she'd not even 50. Bad genes
I realized something: all those people who complain that they will leave the US if Trump wins? Well, if they actually leave when Trump wins, they will be making America better by themselves before he even gets sworn in.
Niggers, hippies, leftists, welfare deadbeats, Messicans. All gone. imagine that.
>>72855855
Nah, 1002 is Trumps number, so the percentage of Bound delegates is exact, while the percentage of all remaining delegates is fluid.
Hence the "Trump could only need as low as 37% of remaining delegates".
Also, Unbound delegates are very unreliable. I only use 1002 because its Trumps count. Currently I still call it as 956 (+40-50)
>>72855956
shutup retard. trump will likely pick one of those fools as VP
What the fuck, is this Rat shill on CNN even more delusional than Bernouts?
>>72855801
fixed that for you Goldstein
>2nd ballot...cruz jews still pushing it back further and further...
My last 2 digits will be Bernie's numbers.
LINKS FOR LURKERS
REMINDER: LURKERS ARE THE BEST KIND OF POSTERS
>Results
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results
http://www.theguardian.com/interactive
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>CNN
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
http://2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnn-live-stream
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>FOX
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/ (HD)
>CSPAN
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/c-span-live-stream
http://wikitv.eu/cspan/
>FBN
http://www.baqiworld.com/2011/10/watch-fox-business-live/
>CNNi
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-international-live-stream/
>other
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cbs-live-stream
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/
>ABC's IP TV links
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live1@136327/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live2@136328/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live3@136329/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://abclive.abcnews.com/i/abc_live4@136330/index_2500_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
>CBS News:
720p:
http://cbsnewshd-lh.akamaihd.net/i/CBSNHD_7@199302/index_2200_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
1080p:
http://cbsnewshd-lh.akamaihd.net/i/CBSNHD_7@199302/index_4000_av-b.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
C-SPAN's IP TV feeds:
http://cspan1-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan1_1@304727/index_1000_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://cspan2-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan2_1@304728/index_1000_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
http://cspan3-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan3_1@304729/index_1000_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on
IS THAT MIKA ON CNN
>>72856072
reactionary butthurt
>>72855913
YEAH BABY
>>72856017
Don't set a focus.. have eyes and ears everywhere... we are /pol/
>>72856081
>it will be the third reich again
Don't these idiots know anything? This is the FOURTH reich
>>72855700
Crashing this establishment, with no survivors
>>72855787
Looks like Todd Young is running for Senate in Indiana.
>>72855912
holy shit, thanks. hilarious
>Cruz with his 10 second pauses
>calls everyone else a liar
nigga what
>>72856087
We won't get a prediction until an hour after that again. Some counties are CT.
FOX
IS
COMFY
>this qt on cnn
What was her name? Cap of her smiling?
>THIS NEW TRUMP CUTIE ON CNN
Where does TRUMP find these hotties?
I fucking hate how rafael do speeches
>>72856089
Exit polls look ok, not gr8. I am going to guess Trump gets 40-45% and rato gets 30-35%. Could be closer depending on how Kasich does.
I don't understand why Cruz thinks he will be able to win. Even if there would be a brokered convention, he would be absolutey the last person to get the nomination. WTF I never have seen such a dumb piece of shit in my life
>>72856101
woman that old isn't for breeding.
It's for taking care of you like an onee-san and giving you a handjob when you have a cold.
>>72856017
>not watching msnbc
they have the comfiest music between segments and when they make an announcement
>>72856081
Just keep making cool, ugly revolvers and fulfilling cowboy fantasies and you'll survive to War's my spaghetti friend.
>>72856148
M E M E M A G I C
Lots of talk about guac here at the Indiana polls.
Don't be surprised if we see a Jeb surge here tonight.
Back to you /pol/
>>72856032
Thanks, senpai
>>72856016
JOBS/ECONOMY IS THE DON'S SPECIALTY.
I fucking cringe every time cruz speaks.
Whenever some politician speaks with those "dramatic" pauses, i cringe so hard.
Its a fucking red flag. I should know, CFK talks like that
>LET'S THROW SPAGHETTI ON THE WALL AND SEE IF IT STICKS
>spaghetti
im just here to spreed memes
>>72856148
This might actually be what it looks like, lol
I thought the polls close in 30 min, why does it say an hour and 30 min?
>>72855955
I am now a syrupnigger for Pankasich.
>>72856087
On the east coast half of the state.
West doesn't close for another hour after that. Time zones, you see.
>>72855954
hours = bongs
minutes = bings
>>72856032
thanks the news
>>72856017
fuck CNN
>>72856195
>attempt to stay relevant
>throw spaghetti
I think she a memer
>>72855869
Trump stumped. I'm now a whore for Gilmore
>>72855548
When will we know how badly Trump BTFO'd rato?
>>72856195
He's an alpha. They find him.
>>72856148
>48
>Another soul crushing loss for Bernouts
Kek
>>72856059
You missed Ted having an autistic spergout and calling Trump a narcissistic lying adulterer.
>>72856148
eh that's probably accurate
>>72856194
Healy Baumgardner
Wow, that's a weird fucking name
>>72856032
Dont forget that a Cruz senior adviser said "Noone wants to vote for Hillary Clinton with a penis"
If the post below mine is odd numbered, Trump will win Indiana.
If it is even numbered, he will lose.
It's up to meme magic now.
>>72856259
Indiana is split between time zones.
They probably won't call the state until the central time states close their polls, but if they do, Trump will have won by a shit-ton
New National Poll Trump Crushing Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRUDcRNahGI
>>72856195
This is what happens when you get as alpha as Trump.
Hot women fall all over your dick.
>>72856284
Please b so
>kek wills it for the emperor
W I T S D
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>>72856152
>hulkusc
That has malware ads
Has anyone got a link to trump effect video?
>>72856284
ONLY IF THEY STOP AT LUBIO'S GAY BAR IN MIAMI FIRST.
>>72856284
>Landslide
Can't wait for votes to come in
>>72856332
That's a jewish name.
>51% are pumped for a Trump presidency
it's ogre
>>72856259
Indiana has EDT and CDT.
>>72856377
DAMN SHE IS BASED
WOLF GETS REKT
Blitzer you faggot
>>72856245
Hey patriot,
Tl;dr me the sitch at home — moved to the US almost two years ago and haven't gone to La Nación website ever since
>>72856380
everyone has adblock
>SO HERE'S THE STORY FOLKS *leans back from podium and sucks in air through teeth*
Just a reminder: polls close in a little less than half an hour (6 EST), results probably start trickling a little bit after then. Some polls close in an hour and a half (7 EST). Do not give the shills claiming otherwise any (you)s.
>>72856153
Close but no cigar
>>72856339
So are they going to release half of them in 25 minutes or wait until they're all counted to release the results?
>>72856153
Nope. Fika. She has an insane amount of mascara on too. Those eyelashes won't last the night.
Everyone's hopping on House of Cards Claire hair.
Wolf Blitzer is trying too hard to push his narrative on this woman on CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>>72855548
> ++ VOTE TRUMP 01010110 01001111 01010100 01000101 00100000 01010100 01010010 01010101 01001101 01010000 VOTE TRUMP ++
>Do you like Trump
>Yes
>Do you really like Trump
>Yes
>Do you REEEEAAAALLLY like Trump
Jesus Wolf, you'll get the same answer when you repeat the same questions
>>72855961
Probably 10 minutes after Indiana is called for Trump. He's in it for the long haul, on the hope to deny Trump the delegates.
>>72856380
>not having adblock
>not having ablock blocker blocker
pleb
>>72856380
just block ads bingbong.
when results?
>>72856284
SAVAGE
>>72856357
this smoloko guy can't make up his mind
>>72856336
>>72856339
>69
Impressive
>>72856423
only time will tell
>>72856336
>>72856339
It has been decided!
>>72855548
PUT THIS AT THE TOP OF THE NEXT THREAD:
Hillary can no longer be in office:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsMo8_5QQz0
If we use our meme magic powers we can spread this and maybe get the information up where the general populace can see it. By the time the final stretch comes around, Trump could very well win by default due to Hillary going to prison.
Pic unrelated.
Wolf looked stunned at that Trump supporter backing the NE recitement
I was driving to the voting booth ready to vote for Trump then I heard on the radio what Drumpf said about Teds father and I flipped my vote, I voted for Cruz.
TFW when MSNBC's early polls project 50% for Trump yet no one here reads your post
>>72855801
>>72856332
>Baumgardner
litterly butt garderner
>>72855866
courtney tailor
>>72856377
Fucking wolf sounding like an autist, who cares.
Do americans have no concept of Bantz?
>>72856284
>It's real
>>72856117
Rubio. I prefer Newt, but it's most likely gonna be Rubio. Hannity had some schmuck on earlier, both agreed Newt is brilliant, contract with America, etc. but they brought up the age card.
>>72855787
JEBHEADS WW@?!
How white is indiana, dems are 76% white that's really surprising to me
>>72856195
Milfs 4 Trump
>>72856420
CHYNA
>>72856336
>>72856339
based
>>72856387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPg5KcnCIUc
IT"S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** CNN EXIT POLLS ***
Trump: 55%
Cruz: 31%
Kasich: 14%
yo, gib streams
>>72856377
She looks like a younger Mika
>>72856411
I didnt understand a single word you wrote
>>72856486
Congrats on being the biggest faggot in Indiana.
>>72856336
>>72856339
THANKS KEK
>>72856447
He's on the Trump train now. Has been for a month I would say.
>>72856487
Its your flag. Can't be trusted.
>>72856573
>>72855912
This fucking election what the hell man. Grown ass men shoving their faces in bowls of fucking cheetos. What a time to be alive.
>>72856284
MAGA lads
>>72856567
AW HELL YEAH, LET'S GO
ALERT
NEW TRUMP QT3.14 "HALEY"
>47% want illegals deported
MAGA
>>72856551
I still cant belive that Trump actually retwetted that video
ONE BONG 22 BINGS FOR ALL RESULTS MEN
THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
whos drinking for the sweet taste of victory??
>im smoking dank kush myself
>>72856586
He´s asking to explain the political situation here in the last two years.
Did anything happen ever since Trump responded to Cruz's meltdown?
>>72856573
>Triple Nipple
>>72856586
I think he wants to know how things are in Argentina.
>>72856627
>>72855912
How many people have absolutely wrecked their own image and career while trying to stump the Trump? He's not even a president yet he's already clensing the scum.
>>72856657
What's her Twitter?
>>72856657
>another random girl with dyed hair
eh
>>72856573
>>72856567
>>72856573
I want to lick that.
Nobody has a path to 1237, Donald. The voice of the American people will be heard at the convention on the second ballot.
22 FRENCH FRIES LEFT
Cruz: "And while i'm at it, I guess I should go ahead and admit my dad killed JFK, He's secretly Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his back yard"
https://twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/727588713488781316
Whats this lo-energy sorry excuse for a trump general? https://youtu.be/qJdMjRHRLfg
>>72856573
extremely sexy!
>>72856663
>there's 53 that don't
More people need to be gassed than I thought.
>>72856495
It's the news you dense third world faggot.
>>72856627
Who /MissesJeb!/ here?
He had the best memes.
Also as much of failure he was, at least he wasnt as disgusting (as a person) as cruz or kasich
>>72856667
he is a madman
>>72856448
Sauce?
POO IN LOO MAN JUST ENDORSED TRUMP
>>72856634
>cruz x rubio
>>72856586
Do you speak English bro?
Explain the situation at home. What's it looking like down there. I hear Kretina was indicted
>>72856573
>>72856627
BEEEEEAUUUUUUUTIFUL tits senpai. Just some pairs of lovely tits here. We have the best tits, dont we folks? Thats just great.
>>72856666
nice quads
>>72856744
>inb4 by the power of meme magic a body is found
>>72856584
don't insult Mika like that.
Whataburger is better than In n Out
>>72856284
PLEASE GOD
>>72856669
Drinking some Dr Pepper
>>72856744
Stop spamming this. He's obviously joking you autist, no one cares.
TODAY'S THE DAY!
>>72856567
Bobby Knight, Lou Holtz, pic related
THANK YOU! MAGA!
>>72856778
hardly an endorsement desu senpai
>>72856669
>tfw no friends to get weed from
>tfw 19 and can't get beer
pipsi 4 me and little debbie donuts
>>72856616
>trump "going for" jews
I think neos need to get over the fact he likes them. His daughter is a jew. If you don't like jews Trump probably isn't the candidate for you.
Exit polls are showing Ted Cruz up by 10%.
I guess making fun of his dad wasn't a wise choice after all
