ITT we roast the country above us.
>>55221305
You're not above us, you're just to the North.
what the fuck does that even mean
>>55221340
Shut up toothpaste yank nigger-ape
Amerikek school schedule looks like this:
7am: come to school, get shot by virgin classmate
8am: study ebonics then realise is racist and stop
8:30am: learn to suck jewish dick
10am: technology class, build doll to have sex with because of lonely tiny yank dick virginity intact
12pm: lunch, need two hours to get diabetes
2pm: gym class, yank too unathletic and weak for more than 30 minutes including prepping the bull
2:30pm: hebrew lesson
2:40pm: watch ugly white trash get fucked by nigger teacher and masturbate tiny yank cock
4pm: learn commoncore 1 + 1 =3
7pm: learn how to open border fence for mexicans
9pm: go home and die virgin
>what the fuck does that even mean
^^^
>>55221354
It means to make fun of (or criticize). Basically, just banter.
>>55221357
>4pm: learn commoncore 1 + 1 =3
>>55221357
I feel like I walked into a trap. All I was saying was don't think you're better than us. Oh, sorry, here it is in maple-bonics: DUDE WEED LMAO IT's 2015
>>55221389
Fat fuck. Mexican-jamal hybrid with a mutilated dick
>62% white
Do your worst
>>55221618
No need to, your country is selfdestructive enough.
>>55221618
>>55221690
you bagel eating irrelevant wankers.
>>55221555
>wake up
>go to work as the UK's whitest halal meat butcher
>get stabbed by a chav
>bongulance comes
>get stabbed by a muslim in the emergency room
>chav gets spends 3 nights in jail (but is let out during daytime): the toughest sentence ever handed down for a stabbing
>muslim gets defended in the press for being made to stab from all the islamophobia
>stitched up for free
>drink my tea
>everybody do the banji
>>55221770
Brought the world Phil Collins.... Bin the knife allahu akbar
cringe worthy
>>55221770
> Dutch
> Eating bagels
Wat
>>55221305
>>>/trash/
stay on >>>/int/ or get the fuck >>>/out/
>>55221871
>>55221882
>"white"
>>55221825
Thanks for the thug nigger culture and faggot propaganda, burger bro.
>>55221870
>be mountain jew
>get keked by billionaires
>>55221930
weed man
>>55221901
>"white"
>>55221919
Thanks for metal detectors in elementary school, thanks for Obama care, thank you for "chiraq".
>>55221930
Maple syrup doesn't taste all that nice
>>55221993
better than mushrooms and beans for breakfast.
>>55221993
neither does the queen's bum
>>55221993
Your women are literally Somali tier
>>55221993
Knife surrender bins don't look all that effective.
>>55221305
>>55221340
>>55221357
That escalated quickly.
>>55222021
Your food is an embarrassment
>>55221993
tastes a bit like your moms cunt
>>55221981
You people have the pertinacity to be rather rude and uncouth and never ever ever forget
62%
That's how much "jolly old" sucks. MAXKEK
>>55222075
Hows it feel to be able to do nothing but fuck sheep all day and shitpost?
>>55221993
I wot m8
>>55222068
Reminds me of that Polandball comic.
>tfw Canada is the new Poland
>>55222145
New flag for your day ass
>>55222164
TMZ, EBT,WIC. You fat fucks.
>>55222164
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to provide suppressing fire.
>>55221980
Never forget the Belgrano
>>55222045
Hey that's only partly true, you my "big boned" friend are from a people who tend to be dimwitted, unintelligible and quite full of themselves.
>>55222045
somalli tier is still 1 step above american tier m8
>>55222250
I can't hate you. Thank you for exploiting shitskins Africa wide for diamonds. Based dutch.
>>55222281
You used to be just like America except with out being cool.
>>55222245
Aww, did you get arrested as a kid cuz you pretended a stick was a gun? Or are you one of the three people who were able to prove they could own a gun cuz you actually defeated an emu one on one?
>>55221357
not only is canada uninteresting and lacking culture, you can't even make your own bants
That's stolen from an angry Korean
Hey /pol/
What's up
>>55222320
You're fat
>>55222320
Shit roast
>>55222379
Kardashians.
>>55222320
>>55222433
ya beat me
>>55221980
>>55222145
How does it feel knowing you guys pay us to eat our sloppy seconds after we're done? :^)
>>55222317
at least we were once cool...and hopefully one day will be again
>>55222492
Roast is haram in Britain
>>55222380
Why does it suddenly smell like armpits in here?
>>55222380
You smell
>>55222410
My balls
>>55222317
That being said how does it feeling knowing that you half brained snow sloths used to be owned by us?
>>55222287
fucking has-been, yellow-toothed sissy nanny boiz who brag about once conquering most of the world, are now reduced to sucking jamal and ahmeds dicks.
>>55222514
Your flag looks like something a clown would wear
>>55222554
You're so poor you could only afford 2 colors for your flag lmao
>>55222281
You're cherry picking mate. You may have have dominated the world once, but that was pre-electricity (yw BTW). Its our turn and our contributions in our short existence blow her majesty's pussy lips through her nose. Sit down and shut up, keep suckling at our glorious teat while believing you're somehow superior. Is that a call to prayer I hear? Better go Ahmed.
>>55222514
not for long m8o
>>55222554
aren't clown racist for being white where you come from, Sven?
>>55222554
Your flag looks like something someone pissed on.
>>55221357
kek'd hard
>>55222538
our queen is still their head of state and has the power to dissolve their govt at will kek
>>55222554
Your population is 45% less white than 5 years ago
>>55221357
>getting out of school at 9pm
This is what cancuk projecting looks like, flannel shirt wearing faggots chained to a desk but never learning anything. They go home and stare at posters of teen idols and boybands
Fucking homos looking out the window watching the 'cute' guys walk by
>>55222514
62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62% 62%
11Million illegal immigrants with voting rights hahahahaa
Minority births rates higher than white birth rates hahahahaha
Multiple mass shootings in a single year hahahahaha
Billions spent on a plane which it's 40 year old predecessor can out perform hahahahaha
>>55222617
I don't know enough about the Faroes to shit on it
what's something bad about your country?
>>55222631
>>55222803
Who are you?
>>55222765
cmon ᶠᵃᵐ you can do better than that.
How's the weather been?
>>55222596
>62%
Check your privilege shit lord
>>55222617
RARE FLAG
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>>55222766
Have you learned where bacon comes from yet, Ahmed?
>>55222945
you're flag looks like something i flush my toilet with
people can easily survive and with some effort thrive on vegan diet. by eating meat you value your dietary preferences above the life of an animal. that makes you a speciecist
>>55222803
Nobody even knows what the fuck your country does other than shagging sheep and doing the haka before rugby, which you stole from subhuman maoris and even then it looks like Michael J Fox off his rocker on wizz trying to take a standing shit.
>>55222991
>Still manually flushing the toilet
CANADA CONFIRMED 3RD WORLD
>>55222988
>62%
Try harder mate I but effort into my post
>62%
>>55222991
With all the maple syrup and poutine y'all eat, I'm amazed y'all aren't the fattest fucks on the planet. Step it up you apologetic asshats
>>55223080
1,400 children betrayed
>>55222617
I have some customers who flew in from the Faroe Islands. Just had some beers with them Friday. Cool people desu. Have some gorgeous daughters too. Very white people, it was refreshing.
>>55223061
whatever you say mohammed
>>55223116
DUDE
>>55223080
How does it feel to walk down the street and see nothing but brown people?
>>55223080
>there are more whites in America than British people who know where milk comes from
>>55223168
fairy bread
>>55222554
The moon and mars must be full of clowns then because you'll find plenty of our flags there.
>>55222597
I certainly hope so my Anglobro.
>>55222766
>niggers able to outbreed whites
>acting like this is new
Illegals don't get voting rights either, whatever clickbait website you read that from is wrong.
>>55223168
LET ME GO TO THE NEAREST STORE AND BUY MORTAL KOMBAT
OH WAIT I'M AUSTRALIAN
>>55223047
>y eating meat you value your dietary preferences above the life of an animal. that makes you a speciecist
are bears speciest?
>>55223168
Prison Colony
A breed of undesirables
>>55223168
Iggy Azalea comes from your country
Don't even need to say more
>>55223232
>dude wee lmao
At least we are still better the California.
>>55223267
>Mexico 2.0 by 2050
>>55223116
>Implying I wouldn't pay to watch
Canada has no history or culture absolutely nothing to be proud of
>>55223234
UNLIKE HUMANS bears are generally NOT considered SENTIENT
>>55223047
Simple answer to tihs
>Yes I am against stabbing dogs in the neck, No I am not against the consumption of dogs in other countries where it is a common practice
I eat cows and I would be against stabbing a cow in the neck
>>55223313
Do you even know what war is?
>No military
>>55223363
>absolutely nothing to be proud of
Dumping your cowardly asses is definitely something to be proud of.
>>55223358
>mexican island currently
>>55223267
And we still outperform most of the world.
>>55223195
>Coming from an American
I'm sure you would fit right in Juan Lopez
>>55223363
>Canada has no history or culture absolutely nothing to be proud of
Okay ahmed, you're not fooling anyone.
>>55223358
>be Puerto Rico
that wasn't even difficult, you shat on yourself just by making your presence known
>>55223304
>justin bieber
>avril lavigne
>drake
>seth rogen
maple niggers have ruined pop music and comedy
>>55223047
>people can easily survive and with some effort thrive on vegan diet.
I work 7 hour days in a physically intense job (stone masonry).
It would be damn near impossible (without spending huge amounts of money) to fuel my body for the day eating an entirely vegan diet
>>55223387
>>55223512
Not sure of aus or nz. Either way, vegemite sucks.
>>55223526
>what is my culture, aye?
>>55223536
Debts or something about pedophilia
>>55223358
Puerto Ricans=Albino nigger
>>55223536
HIM?
>>55223047
Yes, we do. I'll stab a pig right between the fucking eyes for a slab of bacon.
>>55223200
Still
>62%
>62%
>62%
>62%
"Oh howdy their officer"
>Get shot
"Good morning officer"
>Get shot
"Officer I need your help"
>Get shot
>Walk down the street
>Get shot
>>55223401
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9o_Major
>>55223061
Underrated post
>>55221305
lack of euroKUKZ itt
>>55223512
>grown man caring about pop music
Sucka
>>55223526
i doubt you have ever even done the math you are just assuming so you wouldnt need to change your life. i know this because you are wrong
>>55223625
>counting number of bongs from big bong on hand to tell the time.
>>55223536
>implying the cows or chickens I eat get their throat slit
Try again you mongol
>>55223512
You should check out louis c.k i heard hes pretty funny.
Here's an easy one, but remember, I have feelings.
>>55223478
What the fuck has Canada literally done since we left?
You lads were like a tumor, a fake nation that needs to be part of the USA
>>55223061
Nice.
>>55223674
>wouldnt need to change your life.
Even if I did want to pay for it, I don't NEED to change anything
Who's gonna make me? A Vegan? A Finnish person?
A Finnish Vegan?
Go drink yourself to death you fucking loser
I have nothing bad to say about the country above me
>>55223742
Flag looks like Russia taking a picture.
>>55223759
It won't even by twenty fifteen in two months anymore, what'll be the next excuse?
U fucks cant banter as well as sp stop trying so hard
>>55223731
i see you are upset and clinging to semantics. thats because you have no real arguments to back your case
>>55223061
Yes m8 I chuckled
>>55223805
think again
>>55223674
>doesnt understand how a roast thread works
I hear you people have the worst smelling breath in Europe
>>55223061
>doing the haka before rugby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weUHwCjeD7s
>mfw the irish stared them down
Were they competing to see who can less relevant?
>>55223829
>/sp/
Stop implying you yanks know anything about exercise or sport.
>>55223831
Different canadafag jumping in:
So you're saying your an anti-semantic? Checkmate, m8.
>>55223831
ching chong ching chong ching chong
>>55224004
كن كافر هادئة
>>55223951
you mistake me for a milk drinker. their breath does stink
>>55223754
What have you faggots done? You've given your nation over to hordes of under-qualified 3rd worlders. You have no control over your former colonies, and your ancestors would role in their graves if they saw your KUKED nation for what it is today. So continue to gloat about how great the UK is while muhammed and his friends are playing criket in your backyard. Go bin a butter-knife fagget
>>55223831
>i see you are upset and clinging to semantics
Your entire argument is
You don't slit X's throat! That means you are okay with slitting Y's throat though because you eat the animal.
I can tell you, not a single animal I have ever eaten was inhumanely put down, and died better deaths than they would have killed by predators or disease
>>55223917
Animals eat animals to survive. Humans are animals.
What do you not get about this? Animals eat what is best for their needs.
Eating animals fills the requirements that I need to eat much better than if I was eating entirely vegan, much easier to fill the needs and much cheaper.
>>55224079
Canada, if I had a dog like you I'd shoot it.
>>55224078
>typical finish mongoloid
Dude chill lmao
>>55224129
>This Britistani switched his keyboard language from Urdu to Kafir just to type that.
>>55223989
>intentionally failing to understand a point
your attempts at pigeon chess are not super effective
>>55224129
>That pic
...Would fugg...
>>55224172
There's nothing to make fun of, America isn't a real country.
It's just Christianity and capitalism mashed together with a bunch of outcasts nobody needed.
>>55224185
Idiot, pigeons can't play chess lol
>>55224249
Yesh, schometing like that, you schay.
Go stick your finger in a dike, melon-head.
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>>55224264
THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO
>>55223726
I used to think Britain was a liberal infested shithole untill you started paying Piers Morgan and John Oliver to live in your jewish dystopia, You know that retarded kid in school that used to do random shit because he was born with 4 less chromosomes, that's you personified into a country, literally running round the world flailing your arms and chucking shit everywhere and then to top it off you try to meme it off like the good little goy you are by saying "MURIGA FUG YEH" whilst you drool all over the world.
>>55224326
I would like to make a few racist jokes about you Canada, but it's 2015.
>>55224249
Windmills, tulips, and dikes.
Also you keked the english, good job.
>>55222803
she is your queen also...btfo loyal subject kek
didnt she disolve your parliament once because you begged her to?
>>55224125
>Animals eat animals to survive. Humans are animals.
so you agree you should be treated like an animal?
>>55224374
>David Cameron knows what porn you watch
enjoy your surveillance state m8
>>55224331
1984 the country
>>55224392
Basically just a bank.
>>55224406
You have allowed weapons searches and spoon licenses. Snack bars cover London. Pakis are considered British. You have become a disgrace to the great white empire that you once were.
>>55224392
weed, wooden shoes, and your flag looks like toothpaste.
>>55224079
Criticizing us doesn't make up for your none nation's lack of culture, history and identity, seriously what in gods name does a Canadian have to be proud of? Such a phony worthless place learn something from your brother
>>55223168
LMAO
DINGOS
>>55224500
>his president is a nigger
>>55224544
Literally Hitler.
>>55224418
>so you agree you should be treated like an animal?
Yes?
If I go out into the woods and a starving bears happens upon me, its going to eat me, or at least try to.
>>55224439
Most of the world would have a hard time pointing you out on a map and the only thing you guys have ever contributed was Mozart which many people think was German anyway
>>55224393
Dont forget the legal weed and prostitutes and the constant pushing for legalizing drugs.
This country is going down the drain.
>>55224474
Made me laugh, thank you for the TTP c.ucking oh glorious master.
>>55224481
How would you know what toothpaste looks like?
>>55224609
Holy fuck that banter
>>55224564
>Hitler
>bad
fuck off, leftist scum
>>55224480
says the one who loves the black muslim in the rainbow coloured whitehouse..who sucked clockboy off..stay mad burger
we are leaving the filth at calais to freeze in the winter...and you can get guns here..its just much harder and one of my walls has a few carbon steel grade broadswords on it.
stop thinking memes are actually real.
>>55224690
Germany's underwear.
>>55224711
Your memes are real nigel.
You just are in denial.
>>55224711
islas Malvinas argentinas you English bastard
up da ra
>>55224491
I like Canada :^)
>>55224661
>Jew run, amoral, kike puppet state
Your founding fathers would be so proud
>>55224491
We haven't been a nation very long so obviously we lack history. But that's all you really have to hold on to is history. What exactly do you have proud of? Your empire has been reduced to a tiny little island filled with sjw's and mudslimes. Sure, your nation has culture, identity and history. But does that really mean anything when your retarded populace is willing to hand it over ? And enjoy your "culture" while it lasts. Btw did you bin that knife?
>>55224775
Literally likes spotted dick.
>>55224835
elected a nigger president
>>55224439
Austria, huh. You guys are the niggers of central europe. You are inferior to Germany and germans in every conceivable way. Your country should be renamed "not quite germany" so americans stop confusing you with Australia.
Also, Hitler.
>>55224439
I'd call you irrelevant like I did new zealand but truth be told you've got 2 things going for you:
1. Hitler, one of the only reasons your country was ever relevant
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger
The only reason the world knows of your country are these two people and they got out as soon as they could. The one Austrian that the world knows of other than these two went mad from spending too long in your shithole of a country and started fucking his daughters.
>>55224764
we understand how bad it has got and are u turning the problem in oct 2016 at the brexit
its you whom is in denial mate..you are so busy laughing at other naitons for their kekery you are neglecting the fact YOU are getting keked
now take that southern flag down and replace it with a rainbow one..thats a good burger kek
also its not that bad here...ive never seen a mexican in my life nor do we have niggers chimping out in the street on a weekly basis
>>55224748
>>55224890
>Implying Germany isn't keked by us hard right now
>>55224792
You are a young country, but remember, the UK is only 70 years older that the US. Both the US and the UK are rather old by world standards
>>55224589
you try to shoot the bear but someone took the bullets from your gun. from a distance a vegan watches the bear eat you, satisfied. the bear helped save the planet from speciesist scum
>>55224951
Explain to me how you're u-turning anything Britbong?
And with the whole confederate flag thing, I live in the South and see them even more then I ever did.
>>55224989
There is such a thing as sustainable meat Finnanon.
Funland is so autistic, they actually think having a million variations of Donald Duck putting ketchup on a hot dog is funny.
>>55224989
Part of the North Pole.
Soon to be Sweden 2.0
>>55224792
It's OK m8 let the spray do it's job
I'm sure you can read up on some Canadian history... all three pages of it to prove to yourself I'm wrong
Or read the works of all the world famous and wonderful Canadian writers, philosopher, musicians, politicians
...oh wait
>>55224951
Bums fags
>>55225045
the brexit will mean we will gain our sovereignty back...no more political correctness...no more diversity quotas and full control over immigration and deportation and the human rights thing wont be a problem no more.
>>55222492
>>55225187
well done on making gay marriage legal you degenerate.
>>55225053
your dietary preferences do not supersede animal rights
>>55225045
Well then never forget my Mcfatfuck friend
>62%
And plummeting fast
>>55225257
Tell that to the Irish
>>55225268
Suicide much?
>HARDMODE: Don't use any word regarding Judaism/Jews or their synonyms.
>>55221794
WE BANJII?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
>>55225268
You're not really a Nordic country you're just a Slavic rape baby
>>55225329
Holy fuck where do I even begin.
>>55225329
Rothschild-fascist-hipocritical-artificial-state
>>55225174
You need to work on your bantz, since all of your posts are the same.
>>55225329
>hated by all neighbouring countries
>>55225430
one word: HUEHUEHUE
>>55225458
i sometimes feel as if we Americans are in the same boat.
>>55225430
>Rothschild
That's a Jewish family
>>55225458
>hated by all neighbouring countries
Israel has peace treaties with both Egypt and Jordan for several decades, tbqh.
>>55225453
It's British culture, everything is the same and bland.
That's why they have been so open arms to Mohammed and Co!
>>55224989
>you try to shoot the bear but someone took the bullets from your gun.
More assumptions. I don't own a gun and I wouldn't be in the forest to kill the bear in the first place.
>wishing death upon anyone for having different views of you
And you call me a bad person for eating meat
>>55221305
> My national identity comes from comparing myself to a neighboring country.
>>55225430
>Brazil
>>55225329
not a real country
>>55225520
>peace treaties
>meaning anything
>>55225500
Hu3
>>55225533
:^DDD
>>55225520
Jesus was jewish.
Rothschild is sabatean.
>>55225268
Answer me this
If an animal is an omnivore, would the animal be doing something wrong if it didn't decide to stick to an entirely herbivore based diet?
>>55225394
Save a life, bin that butter knife, m8. Also bin those children's safety scissors and your rake. Remember, the tv license people are watching you.
>>55225524
american culture is a mcdonalds filled with dindus and beaners
>>55225453
Canada? Never heard of it
>>55225525
>And you call me a bad person for eating meat
actually i didnt. its your guilt talking
>>55225680
You guys really gotta take a page from Rome.
>collapsing and still believes they're ever going to relavant again
>>55225458
Not a real country.
>>55225524
>b-but I'm white!
>They told me I was white!
I'm sorry Jamal maybe you could ask the blue fairy to make you into a real white boy
>>55225671
>he really believes that.
>would still taste better than anything British
>>55225680
same post again m8, damn you got anything going on up there meathead?
>>55225693
National dish is a bowl of vodka.
>>55225680
Britains Queen is so old she uses a wooden dilly with a handcrank while looking at a caricature of thr bstyle of Waterloo.
>>55225755
Still better than you folks! But son it's OK when it's time for you to come home I wont judge, I'll be there with open arms. Give this being my own country crap a rest and come home.
>>55225907
How's the dildo teaching in schools going
>>55226018
Turkey rightful clay
>>55225637
over used meme is over used...sword sales and blades are not an issue here
infact canada bans retarded shit like chain and balls and ninja stars...they are worse for banning random shit.
and yes you can buy guns here if you can be arsed to get through the red tape..even tanks
and tv licence? only a fool pays it desu
>>55226018
A FUCKING TREE
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>>55226018
literally who
>>55226044
Once the most powerful nation on Earth is now practically irrelevant
>>55225847
US mcdonalds uses more chemicals and sugar than EU ones..because to you more natural tasting food tastes vile.
>>55226071
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>55221618
Lol, you're a living joke so there's no need to say anything
>>55225867
Hmmm....the sweet taste of Canadian asspain
>mfw your country is famous for tree semen
>>55226106
People of wallmart
People of New York
>>55225978
not very nice to say that about your queen m8
>>55226018
How's your savings account coming along?
>>55225629
is the animal sentient enough for self-awareness? does it possess even the rudimentary capability for thinking and reasoning? if the animal is able to make that choice and communicate their volition, the animal should be treated as people. if people are not trying to be vegan then they are speciesists
>>55226178
Shut up poutine fucking Canuck. You cant even go outside in the winter without your tiny dick from freezing.
>>55226118
>using McDonald's in an argument about natural food
Oh and look at that, an American food corporation, in your Yuro countries. I don't see any British ones here.
>kek, iPhone corrected Yuro to Turk
>>55226168
m8 there is no country better than us when comes to banter
>tfw they are all writing in our language
>>55226044
4th largest and we intend to climb the leaderboard post brexit
dont worry son your country is crumbling also.
>>55226338
>USA is crumbling
>Our economy is stronger and unemployment is far lower than it was in the late 80s/early 90s
European delusion, everyone. Go bin that knife, kuck.
