/pol/ getting destroyed by Tumblr.
>>71707046
Was the "go make me a sandwich" joke ever even a joke? If so, it wasn't a good one. Try this one instead:
It's Christmas. A rich man and a poor man are out buying gifts for their wives. Poor man taps the rich man on the shoulder and says "So what did you get your other half?". Rich man says "A diamond ring and a new Merc". Poor man says "A diamond ring AND a new Merc? Why both?". Rich man says "So if she doesn't like the ring, she's always got the Merc. Anyway what did you get yours?". The poor man tells him "A new pair of gloves and a dildo". The rich man says to him "Why the gloves AND the dildo?"
>"Because if she doesn't like the gloves, she can go fuck herself".
Have a nice day folks.
I can never tell if people are being serious when they make "/pol/ getting btfo by x" post. Or is it just said in a joking way to highlight how retarded whatever they are sharing
>>71707489
You bring honor to the flag.
>>71707046
>tumblr
>able to imagine realistic conversations
Seriously, the easiest response is
>"women have traditionally been caretakers of the home and one of those responsibilities is preparing food, that's why"
>>71707046
>[smooth criminal plays]
>>71707046
>you can't make yourself a sandwich
Not if she doesn't want a smack in the ass. I worked all day to put a roof over our head god damn it
>>71707489
>>71707489
I don't get it
>>71707740
*sips tea*
Good thing I already awkwardly and austistically explain my jokes for added comedic effect.
>>71707740
Tumblr girls are much more normie than /pol/ desu
>>71707516
I can tell you're autistic by this post.
>>71707489
>>71707516
Probably a good mixture of both.
>>71707046
>Care to explain how Trump is Hitler?
Watch it crash and burn. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>>71707489
>Was the "go make me a sandwich" joke ever even a joke?
No. It was a polite way to tell a woman to shut the fuck up and go away.
"its a joke playing on stereotypes"
problem solved
>>71708059
>polite
Well it's not exactly polite, but not as harsh as telling her to stfu and leave.
>>71708052
Are you kidding me???
>>71707489
Fpbp
>>71707046
>A jew asks his father if he can borrow $50
>His father says $40?! What do ya need $30 for?!
>Tumblr: I'm sorry I don't get it can you explain?
and the redpilling begins
Shit thread.
>>71707858
Audible chuckle
>>71708148
Stop this gay ass meme.
Meanwhile, in reality:
>"...and then I said, go make me a sandwich! kek!"
>"I don't get it."
>"What are you, retarded?"
>"n-n-no...um..so you can't make yourself a sandwich anon? go make me a sandwich lol I got you.."
>"You're obviously autistic. I'm sorry. I've got a Trump rally to attend, catch you later."
>>71707823
>>71707046
Annie: You can't make yourself a sandwich?
Michael Jackson: I can make myself a sandwich
Annie: Cool, go make me one too
>at this point Michael Jackson is confused, wonders whether she has mental retardation and asks if she's okay
>>71707046
>say random unfunny 'women are stupid' joke to a woman
>"I don't get it."
>"of course you don't."
These people are really incompetent.
>>71708374
Twenty Fourth post best post
>>71707046
>landwhale literally writing conversations in which xhit manages to win an argument
You can't make this shit up.
>>71707046
It's pretty easy to do that when you're speaking for both parties I guess.
>>71707046
So their life hack is to be autistic?
Post yfw this is basically a free-pass to redpill normies on a joke about a racist stereotype.
>Why are black people getting stronger?
>TVs are getting heavier
>"I don't get it, explain it to me."
>"The black community is disproportionately responsible for a large statistic of national crime statistics, including theft."
>"B-but that's racist, anon!"
>"Numbers do not lie, tumblrite."
>>71709050
Now that's shitposting
