>guy likes me
>not gay but i know it
>start using this to my advantage
>buying me food, pot, booze
>Keeps trying to make some kinda move and i keep shutting him down
>asks me on a date and I flip
>beat his ass out of my place all the way down into his apartment
>calls cops and says that i was "suicidal"
>get taken away
>he starts texting me again
>im like dude are you nuts?
>says he is sorry
>I gave him my grocery list for the week and he went and dropped it off at my door
roleplaying as an average chick i see
>>71703908
>didnt get taken to jail because of this cuck
>After I beat him down
>I came back to my place and heard some nigger music from the balcony
>fuck this shit
>proceeded to let the whole neighborhood how I felt about niggers
>nigger cop shows up with white partner
>white partner is trying so hard not to be racist as im red pilling the fuck out of them
>nigger cop has a sad look in his eyes.
>>71704275
>things that happened
>order a pizza online
>walk 5 min down the road to pick it up
>walk back
>eat pizza
>post in first 4chan thread I find
It's a tropical Hawaiian with mozza, feta, ham, and sweet sweet pineapple.
>>71703792
Nice blog, OP.
>>71704671
I hope you enjoyed your pizza
>>71704671
>order pizza on website
>nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve
;-;
>>71703792
Typical closet faggot
You fucked him for a while and you broke up and had a cry
Tell the truth you lying faggot
Also kill yourself
>freshman year of high school
>my friend has the biggest crush on openly gay upperclassman in the marching band
>she joins the band so she can be around him
>makes her (she's a small girl at the time) carry his drums in addition to her instrument
>she does whatever he tells her to, no matter how rude he is
>tries to play it off as just motivating her to do better
>literally hits her with the mallets when she messes up
>one day during a break we're sitting in a corner of the band room
>we're talking
>she walks up
>in the middle of her sentence, faggot grabs her sweat pants and jerks them down
>her underwear came with them
>she leaves the room humiliated
>no one did anything because he was a 6 foot tall homosexual and most of us hadn't even hit puberty yet
>>71703792
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