POLLS OPEN AT 7AM LOCAL TIME. REMEMBER TO GO VOTE!
PENNSYLVANIA VOTERS, WHEN YOU GO VOTE:
>On the Ballot, first you vote Trump
>THEN you must choose 3 delegates in your District
>THESE are the ONLY Pro-Trump Delegates
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/pennsylvania <----PRINT THE SHEET ON THIS PAGE OUT IF NEEDED
FIND YOUR DISTRICT HERE
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
EPIC OC:
OverTrump: Rato Fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D2ORxuNeak
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
OREGON- 4/26
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 845/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cruzich): 707 (559 & 148)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Wilkes-Barre, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiVMhr4uFQ
>Rally West Chester, PA 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2PicL4wPCM
>Rally Warwick, RI 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwZqzb5zHU
INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
>Don, Jr. on SOTU 4/24/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkxb3P1WYI
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
>9 Photos of Kasich Eating
http://www.politico.com/gallery/2016/04/john-kasich-eating-food-photos-002249?slide=0
>Donald Trump (Black Version) (Written by Prince)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBs2tw89dk
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
PREVIOUS
>>72081304
Aww the video's removed?
Latest Banter
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
SIGN THE PETITION: https://www.change.org/p/chairman-reince-priebus-republican-national-committee-we-will-walk-from-the-rnc
ARTICLES/NEWS
>UK PM Cameron Warming to Trump
https://www.rt.com/uk/340601-cameron-trump-charm-offensive/
>How the 54 Unbound Delegates in PA could HELP Trump get MORE than 1237
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/04/13/steve_kornacki_54_unbound_delegates_in_pennsylvania_could_be_trumps_ace_in_the_hole.html
>Pro-Apprentice Stars Jump to Trump’s Defense
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546311/Pro-Trump-Apprentice-stars-war-against-press-whores-famewhores-fellow-contestants-denounce-Donald-racist.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus
>Trump: Let Me Ask America a Question
https://archive.is/qPDz8
>Trump Can Win w/ 1,100 Delegates
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rnc-member-donald-trump-can-win-with-1100-delegates/article/2588378
EMPEROR’S DESK
>Trump Supporter Confronts Cruz over Delegates
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/video/trump-supporter-confronts-ted-cruz-delegates-38661152
> Pro-Trump PA Delegates Open Campaign Office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYrnuz1o8NE
>Trump and the Transgendered Bathroom “””Controversy”””
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idd0XfHTsMA
>Mexican & Black Trump Supporters Speaks Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4ED_CsJV0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re1uxe1eaFE
>The Irrational Hatred of Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr2SLCnJWBw
>Sargon of Akkad: The Assassination of Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfSwt489e4
>Gavin McInnes: 5 Reasons to Vote Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cph0WOdVCNg
>Sargon of Akkad: Trump’s Virtues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gKaYOlDhq4
>Trump YT Channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/trump/videos
#CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
STUPID RAT
OP WATCH
>ANTI-TRUMP SUPER PACS & GROUPS:
-Moveon.org (Most Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros; Founded by Zack Exley (Bernie Sanders Senior Advisor)]
-Our Principles PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Ricketts Family, American Future Fund, Club For Growth; Founded by Katie Packer]
-Conservative Solutions PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Paul Singer]
-Club for Growth PAC [Bankrolled by Koch Bros.; Endorsed Cruz]
-Immigrant Voters Win PAC (Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros, Democracy Alliance]
-Priorities USA (Hostile) [Pro-Hillary]
-Stand For Truth (Hostile) [Pro-Cruz]
-Citizen Super PAC (Hostile) [Managed by Chris Gober and Ronald Steslow (https://www.citizensuperpac.com/media-inquiry)
>"In addition to his legal experience, Chris served as a political operative for President George W. Bush's 2000 and 2004 presidential campaigns." "When he isn't working, Ronald volunteers with The Reformation Project, a Christian group working to advance LGBT inclusion in evangelical communities."
-New Day for America PAC (Semi-Hostile)
-Make America Awesome PAC (Semi-Hostile) [Operated by Liz Mair]
OPPOSITION NEWS:
> WA in Trouble? Cruz forces seek to PACK Washington State Convention with Pro-Cruz Delegates http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/trump-out-hustled-as-cruz-forces-look-to-pack-state-convention/
>Democracy Spring Protesters Can’t Believe Movement Organized By George Soros
http://redalertpolitics.com/2016/04/15/democracy-springs-protestors-cant-believe-event-funded-george-soros-video/
>e-Bay Founder Donates $100K to #NeverTrump Super PAC
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/pierre-omidyar-donation-anti-trump-pac-222034
KASICH EXPOSED:
Lies
https://youtu.be/dWxlJBnF8D8
>Pro CC, Gun Control, Amnesty
http://youtu.be/vMlRClCMUZY
Cruz Exposed: http://www.truthabouttedcruz.com/
Kasich needs the CINCO food tube!
https://youtu.be/R-o7YG3x0DI
>tfw I could knock out everyone from this thread
>>72083587
FEED ME DELEGATES, SEYMOUR
>>72083622
Sadly, yes.
TRUMP UP 13 POINTS NATIONALLY
RATO IN DECLINE
I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT 3RD LINE IS THERE JUST IGNORE IT
MAGA
>>72083778
PANCAKES
>>72083744
In terms of flags? Yeah.
>>72083851
AWOO
/r/ing high res pictures of Kasich sinking his pearly whites into that succulent flesh and grub
Imagine Cruz took the high ground and demanded a do-over in Colorado with an actual vote. Instant contested convention just for appearing to care about the voters.
Why is he such a dipshit?
>AND I SAID "DON'T LOOK!, IT'S HORRIBLE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
TRUMP 2016! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>72083823
ANOTHER AGGREGATE SHOWS THE SAME TREND
GEEZ OH MAN
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HIT THAT CEILING AGAIN? 45%, WAS IT?
Going to bed comfy knowing that Mr. Trump will have a great day tomorrow!
MAGA
>>72083840
Finally found something to entertain female Trump fans other than instagram posts wearing hats.
>Diamond and Silk on with Stefan
Will Stefan get to talk to Trump at some point?
Last night
>Cruz and Kaisich announce they're teaming up
>Dan Scavino is the first line of attack and starts tweeting
>Trump gets on his twitter which is revered by many and starts attacking Cruz-Kaisich
>Around midnight EST Trump's campaign releases an official statement which is eloquent and massacres Cruz and Kaisich
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Kaisich breaks this alliance, which isn't even 12 hours old, by telling Indiana they should still vote for him even though he was no longer campaigning there.
>Poll released that shows Hillary only 3 points ahead of Trump nationally
>Trump dubs him 41-0 Kaisich and makes fun of his food tour across America
Afternoon
>Cruz has announced he is considering Carly Fiorina as a VP
>Kaisich’s campaign has responded with a low energy tweet about Trump Steaks
>Poll released by USA today shows Trump ahead 16 points nationally among Republicans
>Author of American Psycho said he thinks Patrick Bateman would vote for Trump
>Fox announces that Megyn Kelly will do an hour long interview with Donald Trump on May 17th (Scott Adams was right again)
Tonight
>Colorado caucus may be a do over.
>Boulder County GOP chairwoman Peg Cage sent an email to other top Republican officials in Colorado, including to other party chairs, describing the errors in the process that led to “the perception of fraud.”
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/04/25/colorado-3/
>Trump on Hannity at 10 p.m. EST
>>We learn Bobby Knight endorsement is incoming (gotta get those normies on board)
>>Eric Trump Refers to the Cruz-Kaisich alliance as the Little Boys Club
>>Lyin’ Ted does what he does best which is lie
>>Giuliani based as fuck
>Link for Donald and Eric interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo
New development
>Trump has been declared a non-fictional God Emperor by wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_emperor
Tomorrow
IGNORE THE POLLS! GET OUT AND VOTE! WE NEED A TKO TOMORROW!
>>72083587
>overtrump
>removed by the user
well what the fuck?
I live in PA and want to vote tomorrow.
Trump obv how important is it that I go?
Also my city is Philadelphia zip 19114.
What delegate am I even supposed to vote for someone help
>>72083744
You're not the Romanian or proxy?
>>72083923
Because he's so far off script that he has no idea what the FUCK he's doing.
More caps.
>>72083955
>>72083916
requesting more pictures of Kasich eating grub
Get to know Bobby Knight if you dont. He's gonna help take Indiana.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jc2ESr43PY
>>72083923
Never gonna happen since Cruz lied that Colorado voted
>>72083744
>tfw you are a shqip shqip retarded Muslim manlet from the balkans with a family tree that looks like a flagpole
Good morning lads, drinking my coffee at work. Anything happen over night?
>>72084036
Is it fucked up I'm getting hungry looking at these?
>>72083978
You missed Cruz also stabbing Kasich in the back and Megyn admitting she cut her hair because of Trump. Please add, I really want to screencap.
Can Trump do this? Fox says other wise
MAKE VINTAGE WAIFUS GREAT AGAIN
>>72084072
Do not let them intimidate you
>>72084020
Christ, imagine being a shitty Redditor and getting dank /pol/ Trump memes for the first time. Must be like that scene with the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
>>72084084
No, the sammiches look fucking good. I just got done eating some delicious homemade pizza and now I'm read to go again. Fuck.
>>72084085
How Cruz stab him in the back?
>>72083989
>Trump obv how important is it that I go?
Our country's at stake. It's important. Go vote.
I don't know what voting district you're in - check this website for delegate info. http://www.pennlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/04/breakdown_of_gop_delegates_sup.html
>>72083978
>Trump has been declared a non-fictional God Emperor by wikipedia
This is the greatest election
I made a 3D Pepe, he's pretty crappy - make him MAGA nigga's
>>72084136
What do you mean? A picture of mail man eating?
>>72084136
Toss a cat picture up in the air, and it comes down as Trump Effect
>>72084169
Sent emails to his supporters saying to vote for Cruz behind Kasich's back during the "alliance".
Emails were leaked via social media.
>>72084136
you should see how /pol/ memes are received on facebook
it's like the light of God shining on a mole person
>>72084169
http://prntly.com/2016/04/26/alliance-over-cruz-attacks-kasich-in-secret-email-to-supporters-attached-document/
>>72083978
>Author of American Psycho said he thinks Patrick Bateman would vote for Trump
this is nothing but good news
>>72084245
Screencaps pls. I deleted my Faceberg after the PRISM revelations.
>>72083916
Jesus fucking christ
>foot long hoagie
>plate of pasta
>multiple (chicken?) sandwiches
>another hoagie(?) behind the first one he has
>wine
How is he not Christie-tier in size?
>>72084072
Don't let them intimidate you.
It's hard being on a liberal arts campus, it really takes a toll on your brain
>>72084136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9woRJ7-mD7Y
>>72084085
can you link me to the e-mails about Cruz stabbing Kaisich in the back. I've heard this but haven't seen a source. I'll add the Megyn Kelly thing in the next thread
>>72083990
Nah the mental handicap Romanian doesn't show up for about 4 hours.
>>72084245
I could imagine. But then they get jpeg'd to shit and end up on nig twitter. Such is the life of a meme.
A little thread music
http://youtu.be/ReZxvWrKdNQ
>>72083978
>Wiki declares Trump non-fictional God Emperor
Saved before the Wikijews undo this.
>Captcha: SELECT ALL THE JUICE
>>72084285
>Trump tweets a fucking Pepe
>Author of American Psycho said he thinks Patrick Bateman would vote for Trump
This really is our election isn't it
>>72084136
>>72084245
Our memes are supreme because we are blessed by Lord Kek.
PRAISE HIM.
>born too early for space exploration
>born too late for global exploration
>born just in time for the greatest election in American history
>>72084266
>mfw Cruz voters defend him over this
>>72084335
>But then they get jpeg'd to shit and end up on nig twitter. Such is the life of a meme.
Niggers have to sit at the back of the bus again. We're winning.
>>72084310
See >>72084266. There are other sources, but this was Google's first one.
>>72084241
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/04/cru-sich-alliance-backfires-indiana-voters-dump-cruz-donald-trump/
This video was golden, many of the kasich voters didn't want to switch to Cruz. They found 1 kasich voter willing to vote for Cruz, but 2 that switched to Trump
>>72083978
>>Trump has been declared a non-fictional God Emperor
Epic, nice, I like it.
We must push this God Emperor meme to further and higher heights.
How is Trump doing at the moment? I heard that it doesn't matter that Trump gets the most delegats if he can't reach a certain number before summer.
Do you think he can do it?
Danish media doesn't report a lot about the primaries.
>tfw Liberals are starting to get conflicted because they hate Hillary and they know Trump's the only choice left but they can't outright admit it
>>72084359
Honestly Kasich just makes me hungry at this point. I think I'll make a chicken sandwich
>>72084369
seriously this is how i feel
>mfw spelling test tomorrow and im currently browsing trump memes
>>72084380
No way. I could only see the thumpiest of bibleniggers doing that
>>72083983
Audio got flagged instantly, censored in 3 countries, minor name spelling error, perhaps not quite complete, uploader took it down to address issues.
It was epic, hopefully he improves on it and makes an even more epic version next.
>>72084421
oops sry 4 quoting
>>72084445
> spelling test
>>72084415
Realistically? No.
Who like tub dog here?
>>72084289
I have a following of 21k, probably 70% normies 20% /pol/ 10% stormfags
my weekly reach has hovered between 500k-1.5m since mid March
I started the page in December when the /pol/acks started the "Can't Stump The Trump" chant in Vegas.
>>72084445
Being this under age...
Found a good comment at this article >>72084411
"The Cheater and the Eater got their asses beat by the Tweeter."
>>72084136
BE IT AWOO ON THE TONGUE
TRUMP RALLY IN YOUR BRAIN
OR SOME MEMES THAT HIT YOUR EYES LIKE A RUNAWAY TRAIN
HELL YEAH, FROM DJT TO MAGA
GOT ALL THAT SHIT AND MORE
SO 'TIL DAWN WE'RE OKAY... BUT ANYWAY...
comfy time
>>72084452
You underestimate the stupidity of indoctrinated religious nutjobs.
>>72084410
Posted before I saw that link. Thanks, when I searched google earlier I didn't get anything but could've been the words I used
>>72084475
>The episode where Finnshill fucks up everything
>>72084502
Just liked yer page, anon
>>72084366
>filling out paperwork to join army
>they ask what my religious preference is
>almost say kek
>>72083587
MAGA'D THAT PIC
>>72084445
>tfw have to color in three pages tomorrow
>>72084020
"The best people are free" - t. Swift
>>72084445
>waiting for the bait to be taken
>>72084452
That describes the vast majority of CruzBots at this point.
>>72084549
>not saying God Emperor Trump
COMFAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72084563
topppppp kek the kasich
>>72084563
DAT subtle kasich, wew lad.
Add this to the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>>72084547
>I have a brown ID
h-haha very funny, kek
>>72084547
thank you anon, we're going to make fagbook great again
>>72084532
fuck I want that blanket m80.
wtc?
To the guy who made the OverTrump video, why'd you remove it?
Whats the image in OP from? I forget
>>72084415
He just obliterated every fucking opponent. See >>72083978 and >>72084085.
Fuck Finnish shills.
>>72084610
It's okay, we know you use the loo.
>>72084632
copyright fags probably
>>72084610
PAJEET, MY SON
>>72083587
LADS
Bernie cucks hate Hillary more than Trump
These are the top voted comments on their politics board, a notorious liberal community.
>>72084618
>fuck I want that blanket m80.
>world trade center?
>>72084568
Think Swift gives it out for free?
PANCAKES
>>72084632
He was a dumbass and misspelled Melania as Melina. He's going to reup after he fixes it.
>Trump said he'll probably stop tweeting if he gets elected
Megyn really admitted she cut her hair because of Trump?
That's fantastic
>>72084380
>Implying Cruz voters pay attention to anything
I've literally seen one ask when Cruz has ever lied
>>72084266
NEVER cite prntly as a source. They are wrong more often than they are right.
>>72084683
Where to cop.
It's a /fa/g thing.
>>72084415
Trump plays to win. If he doesn't he considers it a total waste of time.
>>72084610
we still love you, pajeet
even if you don't poo in loo
>>72084632
He spelled Melania as Melina and took it down
>>72084698
>tfw we start getting fireside chats instead
Feels good knowing when our kids and grandkids will read about this election in their history books in school. Asking us tons of questions. Blessed. I;m in a good mood tonight guys. Hope all is well with you.
>>72084136
>Christ, imagine being a shitty Redditor and getting dank /pol/ Trump memes for the first time. Must be like that scene with the monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey.
I have been laughing for two minutes straight
FUCK! I WROTE 534 words out of my 500 word essay, do professors deduct points for going over the word count?
>>72084703
Memes are real
>>72084725
STOP FUCKING WITH MY MEMEING.
>>72084758
>500 words
>essay
For ants maybe!
>>72084759
i wonder if dealing with the Don will make Shillary cut her hair also.
>>72084708
Building up my Twitter account I stumbled onto a shitton of Cruz supporters somehow. They all ask when Cruz lied. Constantly. And when you link a source they just dismiss it.
>>72084735
OH HELL YES
>>72084752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9woRJ7-mD7Y
>>72084771
Sorry babe.
>>72084266
Rato doing Rato things. We need to fucking pump this shit to Kasich camp ASAP
>>72084725
fag
>>72084758
Is that the minimum or maximum word count?
>>72084735
>Augustus Sol Invictus and Donald Trump will never have a fireside chat together
>>72084366
HE HAS BEEN PRAISED!
YOU ARE WITNESSED, ANON!
>>72084835
Fucking religious people.
>>72084779
Are you the Canadafag that made me the ChaosTrump wallpaper?
You always do great work.
>>72084725
>there are people that browse /fa/
I imagine they are the same normalfags that go on /soc/ or /co/.
>>72084758
Typically not.
>>72084835
They also like to say, I'm a constitutional conservative, show me one thing he did that isn't constitutional.
>>72084679
Well it makes sense the Bernie cucks are like us in a way that we will vote for Bernie/Hillary over Rato/Golly gee
>>72084867
maximum
>>72083587
>>72083787
>>72083916
>>72083931
>>72083955
>>72084421
all this kasichposting is making me hungry ngl
>>72084862
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72084860
K knows, Rato did it in response to him breaking the deal on live TV in between huge mouthfuls of eggs.
>>72084878
I didn't even notice my dubs.
PRAISE HIM.
>>72083989
This is the last chance for America to reinforce nonviolently that we are a republic and not an oligarchy.
Vote. You'll be doing a service to your country.
>>72084758
can you join some words into contractions?
>>72084241
>>72084410
What did you search in google? Trying to get the timeframe down so I can see who stabbed who first. I'd default and say Rato but just want to be sure.
>>72084898
Yes :)
If we must be a heretics
>>72084862
Candyass.
>>72084904
I went there once and saw an /inspo/ration thread and laughed myself right the fuck out of there.
>>72084924
Then youre over and they probably will deduct points from communication.
>>72084758
fuckin freshmen
>>72084836
the DON of man
![unogif2[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zt4SWwU.gif "unogif2[1].gif")
>>72084899
All according to plan.
Also, someone with skills should edit pic related to have /pol/, Trump, and others on our side at the table.
>>72084899
Crooked..
>>72084868
Why even live?
>>72084929
Seriously, then the Jew reminded me I have some BBQ chicken in the fridge
>>72084976
I don't know who was first. Does it matter?
>>72084618
longaberger toboso plaid throw
>>72084899
>Reddit bern victims have a better grasp on the election than most pundits
>but /pol/ makes them look like naive simpletons
This election cycle is fucking lunacy.
>>72084085
I love Trump because after someone admits defeat he doesn't demolish them. Once Marco dropped out he honored him by calling him a tough fighter and a worthy opponent. Truly a man representing the values Americans should emulate.
>>72084937
>K
>>72084976
"cruz kasich email allaiance" in some order.
I know Kasich did it during breakfast because he was eating eggs and Rato did it at night, so I think K's came first.
>tfw dating Kasi/ck/'s speeches by his food
>>72085031
I have a big sub sandwich w/ chips.
>>72083978
STOP THE MEME MAGIC
STOP IT NOW
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR
THE WORLD CAN'T TAKE SO MUCH MEMEING
>>72085004
We need a Donald edit where they all have wojack faces and touch Don's face and turn into Pepes.
>>72085050
I think he should give Jeb a nice retirement appointment as the Undersecretary of Agriculture for Avocados.
>>72085031
No joke, I had to heat up some left over taco meat and make myself a midnight snack.
>>72084835
That's the worst part. There are two possibilities:
>they're stupid and have no idea what Trump says
>they're being intellectually dishonest
Literally every single time I see Ted Cruz speak he lies. He steals policies and talking points and then trashes Trump proposals. He's the ultimate me too candidate and it's sickening.
At least when Trump lies (10bn net worth) I can admit it.
>>72084020
>reddit is your life
>you have a reddit shirt
>you see bernie sanders running for president
>at first, confusion
>but everyone loves him
>so you join in
>hey, his ideas sound pretty good
>you donate your prius money that you got from a federal grant for bernie
>memes everywhere
>you attend rallies
>you like your candidate but his vigor lacks
>especially in debates
>browsing reddit r/all
>see an anti hillary meme
>you upvote i-
>WHAT'S THIS?
>THE_DONALD?
>TRUMP?
>click on subreddit
>it's already 4am
>centipedes
>can't stump the trump
>memes are your life
>buy a Trumpersticker
>slap it on your handmedown 84 volvo
>it gets keyed by bernouts
>you are now a militant Trump supporter
I don't know where I was going with this or why I wrote it but I didn't want to erase it once I wrote it.
>>72084683
>>72085045
Thanks bruvvv
gonna get just in time for more comfy tiems at cali
>>72084929
>>72085031
I have 1(!!) pita because of pesah:(
I hate kike holidays
I guess I'll make the best out of this one pita
>>72083978
FOR POSTERITY
>>72085073
I'm on lent right now so I can't eat hardly anything, but that sounds so fucking good to me.
>>72085089
>its real
FUCK
>>72085063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
>>72084898
I'm glad you like my stuff!
MAGA and Deus Vult my American brothers!
>>72084563
Golden
>>72083840
holy shit those cuties
>>72084899
It gives me hope to see a Trump hater acknowledge that, if they steal the nomination from him, it is completely undemocratic
I admit I blew out more air out of my nose than usual at the birds part.
>>72085159
how are you 'on lent'? lent was over a month ago
>>72085150
Is this you anon?
Is it just me or is this thread going at 200 MILES AN HOUR HOLY CRAAAAAP
>>72083587
Kaisich image is well doneTrumeter.
you fuckers are lightning fast with that memery. Only heard about this shit tonight.
>>72085046
>Reddit bern victims have a better grasp on the election than most pundits
That's because they're watching Hillary's team slaughter Bernie first hand. They honestly believed that the Democrats were the "good guys" and that they weren't always trying to bleed the people of power.
I'm fucking telling you that this is a eye opener for alot of young people. The rubber band has to snap back at some point
>>72085070
found it thanks
>>72085041
If Cruz fired first (which it looks like he did) it makes him look that much slimier
>>72085089
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_emperor
lmao it's real
>>72085263
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>72085150
Nice read. I enjoyed it!
Cruz on Hannity is literally saying Trump is not an outsider and that he is too PC. WTF is this guy on? Oh and he wants to build a wall all of a sudden?
>>72085263
It's a high energy khasic food trip boys club kind of meme magic thread right now.
>>72085134
Right? Trump puts his opponents on blast and embellishes numbers, but he doesn't outright lie about shit. And I'll give political rhetoric and hyperbole, exaggerations aren't lies, but fuck the way Cruz can finish listening to Trump explain his healthcare plan and then turn around and lie within seconds is next level bullshit.
JOHNNIES WALKER BLUE LABEL OH YEAH
HIGH ENERGY
>>72084136
I just watched this scene.
Oh my god am i LAFFIN
>>72085159
>ham
>bacon/lettuce/tomato
>pickles
>mayo
>olives
>green peppers
>onions
>oil and vinegar
>salt and pepper
Trump won't get enough delegates. Brokered convention and a non-Trump nomination is a lock.
>>72084445
>TFW have finger painting tommorow
>>72085258
Russian Orthodox. It's not really lent, but similar. Just use lent as the closest thing to compare it to for non-russians. can't even have anything with oil except on weekends.
I managed to redpill this page admin over the course of a few months and now that Sanders is losing he said that if Bernie loses the nomination, he'll be jumping on the "Trump Train"
feelsgoodman
>>72085355
Cruz is like that kid on the playground who sees the popular kid and tries to emulate him while telling other people the popular guy is not as cool as they think.
He's a fucking dork.
>>72085406
Also chips and iced coke.
>>72084337
MA
GA
MAGA MAGA
MAGA MAGA
HEY TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_MjCqQoLLA
>>72084445
honestly anon how old are you? I swear I won't tell....
>>72085260
no, I was writing it from the standpoint of a reddit drone
I can't believe it guys
We're mere hours from a day so devastating it'll rival Nagasaki and Hiroshima COMBINED
Not only will Trump sweep all states on the board tomorrow and probably pass 50% in all of them, but today will be the day that the pendulum swings back to the right for the first time in years. Today is the day Bernie gets BLOWN THE FUCK OUT to the point where he'll never even fucking recover. TODAY IS THE DAY REDDIT DIES.
>>72085355
Cruz is slowly going Rubio-tier.
>>72084136
See this:
>>72085098
I need an anon to get on this.
I NEED IT.
>>72085355
one is a businessman who made contributions to politicians. The other is a lifelong lawyer/political staffer/politician. I wonder who the political insider is?
Did the Trump Overlord vid ever drop? Anon said he was almost done a few hours ago
>>72085263
This is the TRUMP TRAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0rBNO03Zlk
>>72085380
JOHNNY WALKER SECOND HARVEST *piss noise* HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>>72085441
Kek, he mods like, half of weeb Facebook. This election's gonna be a fucking KNOCKOUT.
>>72084366
Checkem
>>72085464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8
MAGA WITH POLS QUEEN
>>72085406
You can try to make me jealous, but I've been doing this all my life, so it's not very effective.
>>72085487
>>72084445
>tfw I have to finish my diorama by tomorrow to present in Ms. Hoover's class but lurking /trumpgen/ got me stuck
just stump my allowance up t.b.h...
>>72085355
He's running on adrenaline, 'yes men', and the POWER OF THE LORD.
Oh, and borrowed time.
>>72085516
NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES
>>72085441
>mfw all my normie librul ex-friends follow the page and mindlessly repost the fucking """"""""""""""dank"""""""""""""""" sanders memes
>soon itll be a trump page along with the 400 other pages he moderates
i almost want to reactivate my kikebook to see their reactions to the finest of shitposts
>>72085441
>>72085523
>>72085482
I thought maybe you were an ex-reddit drone, but you saw the light before it was too late.
>>72085487
I'm so happy
Months ago I would never have believed we'd actually be here, and things would be going this way
>I WILL be the nom-nom-nom nominee!
>>72085543
>You can try to make me jealous,
But I wasn't. I was just describing my sub.
>but I've been doing this all my life
Doing what?
>>72085609
KEK
Well meme'd.
>>72085487
the media will collectively shit their pants and talk about Kasich's amazing second place finishes and his momentum going into Indiana.
>>72085430
Actually it is lent, I guess. But why do you say it's over already?
>>72085609
Borrowing for my twitter.
>>72085543
please elaborate about the lent it's interesting
trump is gonna win over 50% in every state today
>>72085515
It was removed. Not sure if he removed it to correct it or if someone filed a complaint.
>>72085609
CAN'T
STOP
EATING
>>72085629
Fasting for Cruz, just like Glenn Kek.
>>72085609
Fantastic. Keep the Kasich memes flowing
>>72085671
JEEZ OH MAN GOSH THAT SURGE
POST YFW WHEN YOU ALMOST DONE WITH THE 500 WORD ESSAY! AWOOOT! It just took me 7 hours but i'm so close to getting it done, and to any faggot who says anything, it not creative writing it's technical writing...
>>72084904
I've lurked there to try and get inspiration for how not to look like shit, but lots of normalfags that have 2,000 dollars to spend on a fucking pair of pants
>>72085688
Ill fucking cry if he does.
Holy shit these 2 unironically support Cruz
DROPPED
>in before
>>>/asp/
>>72085441
>Pokemon Sunn O)))
What
>LAfag
>finally see a Trump bumper sticker for once
>aesthetically pleasing, it's a decal of the spartan helmet with a toupe that says "TRUMP 2016" aside it
>well put, placed on the upper left corner of a F150 tailgate
meanwhile every libshit just has an ugly as fuck oval sticker for Bernie placed somewhere on their beat down beaner mobile.
>>72085535
Damn, i've never actually heard one of her songs before but found her rather apealing and shes not a total fucking cunt, that's awesome.
>>72085155
hey you're supposed to be remembering how your kikish ancestors fled the tyranny of the nigger kangz of egypt, if you eat that pita itll literally be anudduh shoah
