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TRUMP GENERAL - WANNA ROCK WITH YOU EDITION
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VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
Connecticut: 4/21 online - 4/25 in-person
Nebraska: 4/22 REGISTER HERE: https://www.nebraska.gov/apps-sos-voter-registration/
Washington: 4/25 online - 5/16 in-person
Oregon: April 26
New Mexico: May 10
NJ: May 17
CA, S. Dakota: May 23

*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on 4/26
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below:
http://www.kellerfordelegate.com/#!know-your-delegates/s4vv7
>Find your congressional district here:
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/

>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 845/ WowCow: 559/ GeezOhMan: 146
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Harrisburg, PA 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5RsaZQVQeA
>Rally Berlin, MD 4/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXO7JCS5xIU
>Epic Rally, Indianapolis, IN 4/20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2WRFx3me2w

INTERVIEWS
>Trump's Family on NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oW-Z1a7iRs
>Trump Town Hall NBC TODAY 4/21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6MLHLIfdc
>Larry King on MSNBC, Trump Not Racist 4/13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_knRyu2ol8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWOOrwDUug
>Trump is Batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKNJnsZ8kM
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>YOU CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP VOL. 23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmHBwY1bAg

Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0
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RATO IS LOSING! THIS IS AWOOOOOVMENT
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What did (s)he mean by this?
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>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (CRUZ CANT EVEN WIN)

Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 391 (52%) of the remaining 752 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.

>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS

>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51) [Trump +28]
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16) [Trump +37]

>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) [Trump +19] - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) [Trump +14] - 24 District. 11 State.

>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.

>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) [Trump +20] - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%

>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) [Trump +20] - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred

Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.

#MAGA

**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
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My fiancee said that Melania should shut her mouth with that slavic accent or go back to whatever Slavic shithole she came from.

I told her that she should also shut her mouth with that Aussie accent or go back to Australia

She got triggered and told me how dare that I would rather defend a Slavic slut than my own fiancee.

I don't know what to say so I just kept quiet and I don't want things to blow out of proportion just because of some weak banter. Am I a cuck?
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>>71698653
Absolutely
Disgusting
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Is he saving Oprah for the National?
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MAGA
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Cruz missiles are making a come back it seems
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I'm actually pretty sure Michael would have actually voted for Trump, too.
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>>71698702
>Am I a cuck?

Yeah pretty much. Women need to be dominated by an alpha.
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>>71698757

>drawfag

Malaysia pls
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It was fun while it lasted, lads

I'm a cruz missile now.
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>>71698702
if she insults melania again in your presence and you don't kick her to the curb you're full on cuck
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What's the spin on the likely fraud involved in Trump University? Caveat emptor? Tu quoque attacks against Hillary? Or just wait to cross that bridge until later?
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>>71698746
She's got that cute-but-terrifying thing going for her.
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Trump, In Smelling Distance Of Nomination....

Immediately sells out you white racist useful idiots on transgender issue and immigration...

He already got your vote now fuck off you useless idiots.

sorry /pol/, to Donald you're no longer useful.
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>>71698795
Fuck that soulless gook
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>>71698773
>>71698811

Well she has a point though. It's just her opinion on Melania and it's not worth going through a big argument.
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>>71698767
You know he would.
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>>71698653
That's sexual harassment he could sue.
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>>71698832
She's very cute!
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>>71698653
Disgusting and hilarious! Only Trump could've brought nude tranny selfies into a presidental election story.
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>>71698843
Thanks for letting us know which id to ignore!
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>>71698843
$0.01 has been deposited to your PayPal account
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>>71698702
rape her while demanding her to speak slavic
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>>71698702
Tell her to stop shitposting.
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How are everyone's Trump swag collection coming along?
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Can someone MAGA hat this pic? Thanks.
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>>71698843
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>>71698653
It means Donald can't be labeled "transphobic". Now that certain SJWs and Bernie supporters have finally had their first taste of "you know what, Trump is right", they'll start feeling more comfortable acknowledging that he's right about MUCH MUCH more than he's wrong about (as MSM would have them believe).

They will then see the strong bias against Trump, get more angry when they see that Trump is nothing like the MSM is painting him as, they start to like him, side with him, and vote for him in the general.
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>>71698863
>Well she has a point though.

Ask her about Arnold. He still has his Austrian accent and he was Governor of GALEEVOAHNEAH.
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>>71698846

>Malays
>Gooks

Malays are not gooks. They're Muslim brown jungle monkeys like Filipinos.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malays_(ethnic_group)
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>>71698846
Can you edit the nude Trump photo to have a huge dong and a MAGA hat?

asking for a friend.
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>A king must live a grander life than any other’s, and stoke his people’s feelings of admiration! He who is worthy of all heroes’ envy, and he who leads their way, is king! Therefore, the king is not alone. For his will equals that of all his followers together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpsqeowx4fs
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>>71698767
#WWMJV4
#WhoWouldMJVote4
#MJisWHITE
#ALLLIVESMATTER
>Want to make a real impact on Twitter?

Spin it toward Michael Jackson (rip) - He literally is a black man that went white, and he loved Trump.

If MJ was alive, he'd be voting Trump. Hell, he'd make sweet single called "Lets Make America Great Again" and it would be the #1 world wide, no wonder the kikes killed him
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>>71698961
>meme pins
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>>71698895
>expand picture
>O-oh golly geez this is just nuts.
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>>71698554
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One nation under Kek. Threadly reminders:

*Ignore ideological virgins.

*Don't take the bait. Shills reply to shills.

*Identify yourself as a shill please, by replying to a shill.

*Make America Great Again.
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>>71699027
SAY THAT TO HER FACE AND NOT ONLINE...
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>>71698740
Mister Dana Loesch is quite the nu-male. And this cuck is saying Trump isnt 'right' enough.

@ChrisLoesch
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>>71698702
>I told her that she should also shut her mouth with that Aussie accent or go back to Australia.
Her banter skills are rubbing off on you.
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>>71698843
Go fuck yourself

you already burned your fucking hat and sold your soul to Hillary Lite
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>>71698933

>raping my own fiancee

>>71698941

Australian women are unlike Australian men. Australian men do love banter but Australian women especially ABCs are as emotional as their American counterparts.
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>>71699002
He is still a soulless gook to me. I don't care if he worships a sand merchant. They look like chinkys to me.

I wonder if he is a Muslim.

>>71699004
My specialty is drawing I am not much of a shopper to be honest.
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>>71698961
I picked up a navy blue Tshirt the other day to pair with my MAGA hat. Maybe in the summer, I'll grab something else.
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>>71699146
This fucker needs to realize the tax thing was already part of his plan.
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>>71699114
>shill detected

You don't need to post rules of what a real trump supporter is. Let go of your autism.
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>>71698554
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Will PA voters be able to deliver for the Don on the 26th by choosing either the pro-Trump/statewide/district winner delegates?

Rato won't STFU about how he plans on grabbing 'half of the delegates'. I want to see him meltdown on live TV when he walks away with only 9 delegates.
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Kasich/Trump ticket would literally be unstoppable, since he has the lion's share of the delegates, he can mold the campaign however he sees fit even as VP, doesn't fizzle out his base, be a vicious attack dog on Clinton who would waste her time attacking Trump the whole time and Kasich can be that good looking electable man who isn't muddied by the primary and take the White House
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>>71699125
S-stop posting those. I don't want to be attracted to her.
>>71699175
She sounds like a manipulative creature.
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>>71699004
shopping hats is for amateur hour faggots
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>>71698970
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>>71699263
Simply ebin my fellow #bernvictim
he surely is le #stumped now :^)
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>>71699013

MJ would also have endorsed him ASAP.
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Look at the reaction on redstate to Marco endorsing Trump
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>>71699004

not my shoop but here ya go
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>>71699282
Trump himself is implacable. Unstumpable, even.
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>>71699315
Don't ever tell me what to do!
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>>71699004
The original is him with a big dong. Just google it
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>>71699193

He's autistic, poor and his parents are Heroin addicts.

He is Muslim btw, he doesn't agree with Trump's ban on Mudslimes.

Also pic related. Does this look Chink to you? No. They are brown Mudslime mongrels.
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>>71699006
Doesn't Rider consider Bill Clinton a worthy foe?
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Trump signs are starting to pop up in CT.
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>>71698970
dayum

Coincidentally, what are some good neko h-animus.

For research purposes, obviously
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>>71699384
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I definitively don't need it.
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>>71699384
this is below average my friends
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>>71699358
they seem somewhat irrational
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>>71699384
STOP IT you 88 year old WOP
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>>71699358
They want to attempt to get Trump followers to defect to Rato's failing campaign? Christ.
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>>71699125
Very cute!
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The RNC has no choice no but to nominate trump. It would be s travesty of democracy to pick anyone else. Literally destroying 6,000 years of democratic precedent, starting in Rome. The establishment hates the republic, and it's people!
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>>71699513
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>>71699497
Well NekoPara is a great porn VN for catgirls. There are 2 volumes and I am sure a third will be released. Download the all-ages version or apply the patch to the one on steam. Your call.
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>>71699491
I actually saw Trump signs and a guy with a red MAGA today for the first time here in WA. The movement is growing!
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>>71699315

She's not manipulative at all. Just hard headed and she's borderline antisocial workaholic. Works from 8am till 9pm doing bank audits.

Not really materialistic. She's those quiet weird asian girls sitting at the back of the class kind.
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>>71699422
To be fair, they do look Southeast Asian.
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This thread has been blessed by The Based Lizard of Capitalistic Excess

Big money and Trump will come to you, but only if you reply

THANKS LIL' GREEN GUY
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>>71699329
Rofl not what I was expecting, but good work!
>>71699497
Idk I just found the picture. But I have another with the same character.
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>>71699491

CT needs to smash the 50% mark. If that happens, the Don will walk away with more delegates.
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>>71699625
THANKS LIL' GREEN GUY
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>>71699592
>implying they won't simply nominate Trump because we have a gun to their heads
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Cruz: Let them [delegates] go, Trump! Let them go!

Trump: You turned them against me!

Cruz: You have done that yourself.

Trump: You will not take them from me!

Cruz: Your liberalism and your lust for transsexuals has already done that.

Cruz: You have allowed these New York values to twist your mind, until now...Until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Trump: Don't lecture me, Lyin' Ted. I see through the lies of the Conservatives. I do not fear the Liberals as you do!

Trump: I have brought unity, electability, independents and democrats to my new GOP.

Cruz: Your new GOP?

Trump: Don't make me outvote you.

Cruz: Trump, my allegiance is to the Republic, to Constitutionalism!

Trump: If you're not with me, then you are my enemy.

Cruz: Only a Liberal deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.

Trump: You will try.

***Super Tuesday Fight sequence***

Cruz: Trump, I have failed you.

Trump: I should've known the GOP were plotting to take over!

Cruz: Trump, the establishment are evil!

Trump: From my point of view, the Conservatives are evil!

Cruz: Well, then, you are lost!

***Super Super Tuesday Fight Sequence***

Cruz: This is the end for you, Lyin' Ted.

***Trump surges in New York***

Cruz: It's over, Trump! I have the high delegate count.

Trump: You under-estimate my populism!

Cruz: Don't try it!

***Trump attempts to overshoot Cruz on the delegate count, but when he arrives at the convention, he get's sliced in two by Cruz's delegate election strategy. Trump then tumbles down the delegate count until he loses***

Cruz: You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the establishment, not join them! Bring balance to the election, not leave it in darkness!

Trump: I hate you!

Cruz: You could have been my vice-President Trump! I backed your statements!
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>>71699175
Can confirm.
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>>71699625
THANKS LIL' GREEN GUY
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>>71699491
SOON.

Fuck yeah, early Saturday morning comfy Trump.
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>>71699625
Thanks lil' green guy.
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>>71699652
without hat pls?

I cant, uhm, research when i see trump gear because my trans-patriotism wont let me
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>>71699426
I forgot about that, kek.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zrP_rfxc_s
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>>71698702
Yeah nah fuck off cuck
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>>71699652
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>>71699715
nice
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>>71699544
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>>71699350
Most definitely.
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>>71699609
Rape her double as hard then.
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>>71699696
OH GEEZ

GUYS GUESS I AM LE CRUZMISSLE NOW

(Where do I collect my shill fee?)
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>>71699625

SPASIBO CHORNIY CHELOBEK
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>>71699744
Crap, I can't find the original of that one, so I gotta go looking. But I found this instead. Enjoy!
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>>71699696
*teleports behind you*
nuthin' personal kid
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>>71699802
It'd sure be nice if all these cuckservatives and libcucks would actually follow through with moving away and just left the MAGA crew to live in peace and harmony.
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>>71699861

I would try anal on her. She hates anal and thinks it's degenerate.
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>>71699866

you didnt say True Conservative so you do not qualify.

Sorry!
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>>71699752
>>71699609
>>71699175
>>71699002
>>71698863
no excuse me, excuse me

avatarfagging is against the rules you shitskin man child
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I love how the moment after Cruz gets his ass beat in New York, he goes back to calling Trump a liberal New Yorker

Calling him a rat comes with good reason, the man is a piece of shit
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>>71699902
I love this me-me
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>>71699897
HAHA
GOOD MEMES GUYS

I'M GLAD WE'RE MEMEING BECAUSE I SURE DON'T WANT TO MASTURBATE OR ANYTHING
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>>71699897
>>71699868
oh my
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>>71699914
It doesn't bother me any... I wonder if they realize we can make new threads, and the old ones are archived. Oh well, praise Kek!
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>>71699954

Thank you for the (yous)
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>>71700007
PRAISE HIM.
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>>71699914
The last Cuck doesn't even know Rubio is out of the race.
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>>71700007
I meant the ones in rl, not the shills. I couldn't really care less about the shills.
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First Chyna now Prince, who's next?
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>>71699673
Fucking Kasich is shaving off delegates in the Northeast. Trump can get over 50 but Kasich has a ground game here.
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>>71699948
>Would try
You fucking DO it Singapore, and if she starts to scream gag her. You'll never be somebody if you don't teach her how to be a good girl.
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>>71699604
Yikes who's the tranny in your pic?
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How do i get a legit MAGA hat?
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>>71699914
This cuck is conducting a poll. Vote Hillary.

https://twitter.com/chrisloesch/status/723171023403646976
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>>71699491
Saw some support here in RI too. Also been seeing Bernie stuff though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A

Get comfy boys, we are about to lock up the Republican nomination.

Now that Trump is pivoting, what states should he focus on? I think the 1-2-3 knockout punch will be Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania assuming he still carries NC like Romney did.
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>>71699981
>>71699994
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>>71700099

By not being a cuck tbqhwyfam
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>>71699625
THANKS LIL' GREEN GUY
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>>71699981
For real.
The hats are rather silly, but it makes more sense than straight up asking someone to post porn.
Which the rules say we're not supposed to do.
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Sorry I've been slackin' lately. I'm updating the SGOPET in the OP with the correct delegate counts.
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>>71698872
DONALD LOOK OUT TERRORIST SITTING BEHIND YOU
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>>71700069
They probably think that he'll jump back on board at some point.
>>71700099
Have an American buy it for you and then pay them for it. Pretty simple, syrup.
>>71700109
Okay.
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>>71699491
Reminder that the Trump Pepe billboard is in Connecticut.
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Can anyone help me find how many rallies Trump has had compared to other candidates? I suspect he has had many, many more rallies than all other candidates.
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>>71700080
>will win against Chyna
>refuses to bow to the will of Saudi Prince(s)
What else has been foretold?
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>>71700169
Wew lad, what was the shipping fee?
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>>71700169
Very low energy

Sad!
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>>71698970
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>>71700075
Oh, haha. Of course what we really want to do is gas them! (so compassionate) Hopefully the need never arises!
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Why is this tweet so funny? I laugh every single time I read it.
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>>71700069
im out of the loop what did ruboto say?

Also any other happenings lately? Is the trap bathroom thing really a big deal? What exactly did he say.

My best guess is that his thought process went something like:

>hey trump whaddaya think about the trans bathroom?
>the what?
>bathroom for trans people
>wtf im not going to build extra bathrooms
>but theres a huge deal about what bathroom they go into
>wtf let them go into whatever who cares lol
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>>71698986
fucking this. Siding with the trannies was genius and timed perfectly because Rato can't rally support against it since he's mathematically eliminated. It'll help him in the rest of the North and could be enough to push him over 50% in California. I'm willing to let trannies into bathrooms in exchange for the wall, audit the fed, healthcare reform, etc.
Like someone said a few threads back, I went from supporting 50 out of 50 of Trump's positions to supporting 49 out of 50. Still above 90% which is rare for any candidate.
Plus like Trump said, he could shoot someone on 5th street and he wouldn't loose support and for Republicans this is pretty close to that
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>>71700069
They've always been like this. These are from Coulter's oppo file on Cruzbots.
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>>71699834
>Michael are you aware that Trump has been labelled as racist, sexist and xenophobic?
>Nah nah that's just ignorant that's ignorant. Donald is a great man no.... A HEE HEE OOOOOHHH!
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>>71700134
Seriously stop.
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>>71700204
>They probably think that he'll jump back on board at some point.
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>>71700261
>literally the epitome of a man
>a fucking champion
>wants to be a woman
why.
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>>71700190
Many have asked for it! Thanks!
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>>71700262
It's true. We all know coca/cola is garbage, but we keep drinking it cause its just so god damn good.
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>>71700262
Because you can read every tweet in his voice now
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>>71700262
because it's kind of backhanded and hypocritical since he calls it garbage yet will still drink it
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>>71700285
Absolutely no one but pol shills gives a fuck. The big news of the day is the Prince died.
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>>71700227
exodus of the undesirables
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>>71700330
Because he's mentally ill, just like the rest of them.
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>>71700134
that pose with a view of the underside of the legs and thighs and the extended legs gets me everythime

Its one of the more flattering positions for a woman to show herself, especially i she has the right attributes, i think
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>>71700330
Now THAT is a mystery. I'm not even sure I can chalk it up to the jews. It probably IS the jews, but indirectly through someone who tortured him.
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>>71700299
You see the problem with the tranny thing is that it should be a BUSINESS issue, state issue might be pushing it but THAT'S IT. It shouldn't be fucking blown out of fucking proportion and Obongo signs an executive order to give Trannies free reign, THAT'S when it becomes an issue
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>>71700366
*that
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>>71698554
Explain
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>>71700302
>Most of Trump supporters are Liberal Democrats
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>>71700242

>implying I didn't go to America to buy it myself

Why did you assume I was a pleb like you?

>>71700249

What's low energy?
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>>71700383
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>>71699802
>I hear Poland is culturally sound still

Yeah, because they're literally the Trump of Europe. I don't understand this cuck at all.
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>>71700302
what a bunch of sad saps!
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>>71700426
Or I'll get hard and have to take care of it. I'm on a 4 day no fap.
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>>71700479
>>Most of Trump supporters are Liberal Democrats
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>>71700227
Maybe a member of Pink Floyd will die for the wall
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>>71700473
It stands for Make America Great Again, putz
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>>71700530
Making anons lose there will to no fap is basically a hobby of mine.
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>>71700473
He's like a based Sikh bodyguard, you know about those ya?
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>>71700544
You know there's a line between clever deception and "THAT BLUE PEN IS RED."
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>>71700262
It's brutally honest.
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>>71700544
>>>Most of Trump supporters are Liberal Democrats
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>>71700585
That's kinda gay.
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OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING.THE RUMORS ARE TRUE.

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/277218-trump-on-cabinet-i-would-love-to-have-marco-involved
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>>71700085

Yeah, one of that cuck fuck's cronies was talking about how he wants to focus on CT and MD to try and stop the Don.
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>>71698746
she's an actual wolf girl
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>>71699358
>It's too early to evaluate Hillary as a candiate

Hahahaha
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Did Trump lose any delegates? I am trying to get my count right and it isn't adding up to the Soft Total. I'm off by 5 delegates for Trump.

I added the delegates from Colorado and Wyoming for Lyin' Ted and I'm only off by one.
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>>71700518
Ahhh so yer one of those kind of people, nevertheless, good on you for helping MAGA.
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>>71698757
They're working for Hillary now. They're new, some don't even know about samefagging.
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>>71700585

These are all meh tier desu. You can't even get me hard even when I'm in office.
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>>71700585
Well lucky for me I'm an ass man so front views don't turn me on.

You have no power here.
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Northeast Republicans are a forgotten breed of conservative. It is amazing to watch MSM scramble to figure Trump out. Liberals scratch their heads when he says something nice about trannies and gays, Republicans try to tape his mouth shut when he talks about border control and fiscal responsibility.

Maybe by September the public will understand a what a New York Republican is. It looks and smells a bit like a libertarian, only with big cigars, high rise buildings, power lunches, and tailored suits.
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>>71700652
I think he won 91 delegates in NY
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>>71700426
he'll blow his load all over his clean jammies! oh no!
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>>71700678
It sounds like you're requesting anime butt right now.
Is that what you were trying to do?
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>>71700585
This just convinced me to start my no fap, many thanks anon
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>>71700426
Has anyone ever cooked those chinese buns at home?

Im thinking about making some of them with chicken instead of pork, but the whole steamed bread thing has me on the edge. Does it taste good or is it too weird?
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>>71699752
Thanks to the Empire.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7_KQGSz8ZY

Styx is comfy
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>all these weebs getting each other off

come on guys take that over to the /cruz/ gen
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c-can I get sexy pics of Tiffany?
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>>71700757
HAHA OF COURSE NOT. THAT WOULD MEAN I WAS REQUESTING MY WEAKNESS.

HOW ABSURD.
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>>71700585
tbqh thats kind of gay anon
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>>71700299
You speak the true true.
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>>71699802
Lol, wants to go to the most Trump place in Europe.

These people are nuts.
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>>71700456
I completely agree. If companies and musicians don't want to do business with a state for some reason that's their right. What bothered me was when DC said they wouldn't pay for travel to North Carolina for business related things, that bothered me cause at that point a neutral government agency is taking a stand on something political. That's be like the IRS saying they're gonna audit people from North Carolina because of the bill (which wouldn't surprise me since they did it to conservatives)
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>>71700763
No. Panties are bullshit.
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>>71700640
CRUZ MISSILES AND NEVERTRUMPERS GETTING SHOT THE FUCK DOWN
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>>71700640
Well Trump needs some help dispelling the fiction
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>>71700653

What do you mean "those kind of people"?
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>>71700757
Yes please
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>>71700803
... And they complain about the autism on /r/the_donald.
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>>71700803
THIS
you can get your rocks off, and continue to shit on Cruzcucks
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>>71699513
Nice oc.
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>>71700807
damn barron is tall
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>>71700640
Marco's exit speech showed that he actually understood why the voters were mad. That was slightly redeeming in my mind. He is pretty weak on immigration though.
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>>71700771
Roommate got some of them from Wegmans, and steamed them in a colander. fucking delicious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erhiKS2kRWQ

> Be Tom Dougherty

> Predict Trump will get 70-80 delegates.

> Trump gets 90

> If you're a Republican in NY...those are the people who fear NY values....if you live in Brooklyn you're thinking "he's right"

>rato 0 votes

btfo
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>>71700709
>http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/NY-R
Nah he won 90
OH JEEZ got 5
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Last one


Who are these people??????
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>>71700771
The bread doesn't taste like anything really, maybe a little sweet. Its the texture that throws me off.
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>>71700585
honestly, that hobby appeals to me. the idea of getting dudes to jack off kinda turns me on.
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>>71700771
They're so fucking delicious. I could eat 3 plates of those fucking things and then 5 more and it still would not be enough to sate my bun lust.

I wish Connecticut wasn't such a culinary wasteland.
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>>71700885
You keep posting this shit nigga, source please.
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>>71700640

LUBIO FOR BEANER COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR.
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>>71700069
Sweet jesus they're as delusional as bernie bots. They think Cruz has a chance.

They've dug the grave, next Tuesday they get the bullet that puts them in it.
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>>71700640
>PLEASE RESPOND
PLEASE RESPOND

What happened with ruboto? Did anyone say everything? Whats with the screenshots of ratocucks talking about rubio?

PLEASE
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>>71699744
Found it anon! Enjoy
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>>71700797
Been listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyxvYwCH524

Don't even care if i'm a pleb.
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>>71700855

>Panties are bullshit

What's wrong with you senpai? Panties are souvenirs when you DTF a girl.
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>>71699625
THANKS LIL' GREEN GUY
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>>71700797
I really like this guy. He is a better analyst then 90 of the people on CNN
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>>71700973
>assjobs are my fetish

NIGGER YOU BETTER STOP.
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>>71699625
>THANKS LIL' GREEN GUY
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>>71700927
Honestly Marco seemed very likeable since he was the only one who somewhat defended Trump in Chicago
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>>71700771

>Pau

No, make bread instead.

http://www.chinasichuanfood.com/chinese-steamed-buns/
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>>71700847
Wait until he finds out poland doesnt like immigrants and that they built a wall.
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>>71700640
aka Paul "it's just business" Manafort gave Rubio an offer he couldn't refuse
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>>71700640
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>>71701035
Are you forgetting he was in with the Gang of 8 bill?
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>>71698737

>Shillary dies

>Oprah out of nowhere

>Meme Battle of the Century
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>>71700933
Are you on the right scoop or something?
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>>71700518
>What's low energy?
OUT OUT OUT
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>>71700696
Since Bush The 1st and teh neocon takeover
of the GOP, most don't understand what
Conservatism is. These are the ones spouting
"True Conservative" meme.
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>>71701128
hnnng
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finally I can dust off and bring out my lil marco memes
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>>71701123
I remember but desu Marco just seems to be a very naive person
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>>71701144
Yeah they are reacting to the leak that Marco Rubio is going to endorse Trump

http://www.redstate.com/sweetie15/2016/04/21/marco-rubio-prepared-support-trump-nomination/
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>>71700803
Honestly, the weebposting keeps the trump general going through low traffic hours and days, specially real nigga hours, so i dont mind it.

On busy days honestly it just boils down to memes and reaction images, maybe some smug animu face.

Its not a big deal really
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>>71698554

that was already an awesome picture, why would you ruin it?
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http://www.4chan.org/rules#pol

Of course, i'm not announcing my report or anything.
That would be wrong.
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>>71701250
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>>71699715
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>>71700933
>huge republican majorities in congress
They've had that for years and have done nothing (plus, hello muslim SC judges)
>unpopular liberal "Republican"...huge Democratic majorities
oh s/he already knows he'd be unpopular, oh. and why would democrats vote for democrats in rsponse to a president being too liberal?
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>>71700968
god's work anon, god's work
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>>71701080
It's only Trump Water for Marco from here on out
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>>71701221

Wanna see the rest of that MILF set, my kangaroo fucker pal?
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>>71700927
>>71701035
I think even though Marco and Trump went after each other hard, I think he realized that he brought it on himself. Trump didn't attack him till he attacked Trump.

That or he realized he pissed away his political future and knows the only way to get back in is by getting on the Trump Train
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>>71700797
Senpai noticed us!
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>>71701250
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>>71701254
He's corrupt as they come. He also had Microsoft rig the votes during the caucus.
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>>71701368
please share it jacinto
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>>71700585
You're doing God's work, anon.

Jack it everyday to keep the prostate cancer away.
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>>71701196
I wonder why I don't hear a lot of chatter about Trump's more liberal policies.

I agree with what you're saying about "true conservatism". Trump seems to be a real exceptionalist, e.g. in a country this great we should be able to make sure everyone has access to healthcare and a good education. It's good for America.
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