--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK OFF BRAZIL NOBODY CARES
>Less than 20% popular approval.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy while on election season (called pedaladas)
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed and moral process.
Me a horny goat, I'm boolin' at the bull stop
Wish me a happy birthday /pol/
DO YOU WANT THEM TO VOTE YES FOR IMPEACHMENT
OR DO YOU WANT THE VOTE TO BE UNSUCCESSFUL SO THAT CIVIL WAR STARTS
???????????????????????????????????
Make Brazil Great Again MBGA
>>71271730
We're WINNING
IS IT ALL OVER? DID WE WIN?
VAI TER GOLPE SIM
>>71271808
Go eat your McDonald's you fat fuck
MMCDA forever!
Viadão Wyllys cuspiu na cara do Bolsonar
>>71271961
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE BOTH?
MORTE À BAHIA
MODS PLS STICKY
WE WANT TO FEEL RELEVANT
for celso daniel, vote yes
>>71271954
fuck you
>>71271964
>Again
What's the red triangle flag thing?
MERRY IMPITMAS!
>61-74
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>71271954
Happy birthday
Links to stream?
>all these flags
>soccer jerseys
top fucking kek, only in brazil
t. Eduardo Barbosa
all the americans here are really abroad huezilians. Prove me wrong.
GIB FIRST WORLD NOW PLS!!!!
>>71271985
over 10 votes difference, we're very likely to win
Deja de hablar aquel meme idioma, Brasil.
>>71272060
state flag
Rondônia e Rio Grande do Norte >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MG
>>71271961
Civil war will rage independent of yes or no,
>>71272037
Celso Daniel melhor prefeito
reminder this slut voted no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFDj5HTtGuI
>>71271825
are you gonna make a list of the "accomplishments" of the opposition party aswell? it's gonna be longer
>>71271992
NÃO VAI TER GOLPE
VAI TER JUSTIÇA
Aren't the rest of the states all northeastern?
Im scared /pol/
>>71272079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
>>71272079
OP post
>>71272105
What's the magic number needed to win?
This is getting too onesided, we need some No to make it more interesting.
>>71272060
State of Minas Gerais' flag.
TO EACH WAIFU POSTED WE GET CLOSER TO THE IMPEACHMENT
t. diputado barbosa
>>71271954
Happy birthday.
>>71271992
EU QUERO GOLPEAR KOBENI
EMPITIMÁ
t. Eduardo Barbosa
>>71272060
just some state flag
>>71271825
>mfw when i started this pasta
Oh boy, my first sucess on life...
t. Eduardo Barbossa
>>71271954
feliz cumpleaños!!! :)
>>71271954
Happy birthday, hermano.
sim
t. eduardo barbosa
60 - 74 ITS GONNA HAPPEN INNIT LADS!??!?!?
60 - 74 ITS GONNA HAPPEN INNIT LADS!??!?!?
60 - 74 ITS GONNA HAPPEN INNIT LADS!??!?!?
60 - 74 ITS GONNA HAPPEN INNIT LADS!??!?!?
60 - 74 ITS GONNA HAPPEN INNIT LADS!??!?!?
60 - 74 ITS GONNA HAPPEN INNIT LADS!??!?!?
60 - 74 ITS GONNA HAPPEN INNIT LADS!??!?!?
>>71271808
Fuck off stormfag shill a lot of us care about international politics, ignorant white trash.
After this procedure, when will the senate vote?
>>71271730
>have uni tomorrow
>decide to stay awake so I can root for the impeachment
>find out there are actually white people in Brazil
I need this campaign to win. It's giving me something I haven't felt for a long time, hope.
>SIM
t. Eduardo Barbosa
>>71271808
I'm sorry if our threads fill so fast, feel free to discuss your cuckness in any other of the 100 catalog threads
>>71272137
god damn it man
>>71272137
chamei a policia
>>71272154
342 to win, I think like 173 to lose or w/e
>sim
t. Eduardo Barbosa
Wait...why do people hate Dilma?
>>71272116
R.I.P
Also, Toninho do PT wasn't a bad politician, no wonder they got killed by the top mafia bosses in their own party.
>>71272137
HE DID IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>71272115
>Honk Live
>>71272137
..............................................................................................................................................
JEWMA REMOVED
>JEWMA REMOVED
JEWMA REMOVED
>JEWMA REMOVED
Great time to be alive
This guy walks up to your congressman and spits semen on his face. What do you do?
>>71272176
brazil is the "child" of portugal so it makes sense
>>71272198
doubt it
the only reason why she's getting impeached is because she's a woman
>>71272198
Commie states are next, things will be scary.
http://oglobo.globo.com/brasil/governo-admite-derrota-em-votacao-do-impeachment-na-camara-vai-centrar-luta-no-senado-19108747
To those who are still worring. Dilma has already admitted defeat.
MAKE BRASIL GREAT AGAIN!!!
>>71272222
Thanks and checked
>>71272198
idk. there are still many BH votes.
>>71272229
She's Hilary but worse.
>>71272137
I ain't clicking that shit
>>71272229
she is a woman
>>71272261
turn 360 and walk away
>>71272165
>tfw I don't have her SSR
FAGGOT
A
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G
O
T
>>71272115
Get a better taste
>>71272290
*worrying
>>71271926
To see this from a fellow Gaúcho I can only wish for us to be united again under the Uruguayan banner. Please annex, senpai.
>>71272137
IS THAT A FUCKING KID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71271961
I WANT CIVIL WAR
I WANT THE COMMIES TEARS
I WANT BOLSOMINIONS TO GET FUCKED
AND I WANT THE CHRISTIANS TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY
>>71272261
kill him
ARE WE DOING IT LADS
IS ANIME GOING TO BE REAL?
>>71272261
Nothing, I'm not a homophobe
>>71272261
>DON'T IMPEACH ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN
EROS BIONDINI EVEN HIS NAME IS VIRILE AND CAN IMPREGNATE YOU
>>71272229
>4% recession
>why do people hate Dilma?
The bespectacled short guy spoke pretty well.
>>71271964
Thank you dude
MAGA for you
>>71272137
VAI TOMAR NO SEU CU SEU FILHO DA PUTA
>>71271954
Happy Birthday
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK
http://strawpoll.me/7403833
>>71272285
Patriarchy strikes again
>>71272137
Kill yourselef
>>71272137
FUCK OFF HUE
Did you Brazilan bros stock up on Water and canned food etc. Just in case?
>>71272294
>again
>>71272137
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>>71272261
>elected by someone else's votes
goddamn this faggot
>>71272137
FUCK YOU AGENTE PAULO!
FUCK YOU PF!
>>71272229
>woman
>president
High Energy
>>71272277
t. Junior Barbosa
>Having a revolution the same year you're supposed to host the Olympics, while having cancer mosquito attacks
How can a country fuck up this bad?
>>71272343
MY FUCKING SIDES HHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>71272255
honk a slut
>>71272137
WHY
>>71272222
342 to win, anything less is a lose, Dilma doesn't even have to have 172 votes to stop it
>>71271954
soplame la vela
>>71271954
happy birthday white brother
>>71272186
It's a clean resume, i changed somethings
>>71271992
O golpe já foi dado com esse congresso patético que o povo elegeu. O povo já sofreu golpe, o golpe da irresponsabilidade. O povo não é vitima, é o culpado.
>>71272319
Did he fucking spit at him?
>>71272137
Can someone tell me what this is, I aint clicking it
Crentes are bro tiers when it comes to fighting commies, as long as they only steal from their own flock they're fine by me.
>>71272115
Shitty taste, desu.
>>71272154
342
>>71272137
>>71272277
We're the bastard son Portugal had with a black hooker in a night drinking with Spain
>>71272137
What is that.
>>71272261
aids jesus?
TIA JIL FOREVER
>>71272222
all políticians white
If white means intelligence
why barzil is a shithole?
Checkmate atheists
THE GAP WIDENS
>>71272137
I'm opening TOR for this.
>>71272137
what is it? I am not clicking
>>71272446
It's CP
>>71272137
MODS
MODS
MODSSS
>>71272137
Not clicking this shit, what the fuck is it
>>71272415
You forgot the potential civil war...
>>71272137
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como vota deputado
>>71272137
What is this? Eu nao vou clicka nisso.
>>71272361
I'd fuck this one instead
>>71272319
CUSPE COM AIDS
CUSPE COM SIFILIS
PUTA MERDA BOLSONARO :( :(
>>71272120
our slut (roraima, sheridan) votes yes :3
>>71272447
Crentes steal at the gov too
>>71272462
Fresh meme
>>71271964
>Again
You can stop at MGB.
>>71272509
Cunny
Who the fuck is winning?
WE ARE GETTING THERE
>>71272137
Good one.
>>71272538
MBG, even.
>>71272457
>you expected the hulk but its me [The World]
>>71271954
Happy birthday my completely melanin-free friend.
>>71272137
Goddammit huemonkey wtf ?!
>>71272137
I'm going to jail
Why do they take SO LONG to vote?
Does everyone have to make a fucking speech?
Why cant they sit on a chair and push a yes/no button?
dat hype tho
>>71272137
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE FUCKING MONKEY NOOOOOOO
>>71272137
I seriously never thought I would be that guy but
MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
>>71272165
Should I give SS another try? I have an account on it since the launch but I never played it for more than 10 minutes
>>71272137
F-FUCK
>>71272494
8 year old girl's butthole
I thought it was going to be a funny Brazilian meme
>>71272137
MOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>71272060
Minas Gerais flag.
It's a freemason symbol.
Fucking satanists.
>>71271954
Birthday
>>71272137
>>71272137
MODS
The Senate will approve the impeachment. They wouldn't want a fight with the Chamber of Deputies.
The protestant bench is pure câncer.
>>71272137
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>71272137
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>71272319
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>71271954
Happy birthday from Cordoba, my white friend
>Argentina votes right
>Chile is doing badly, Venezuela is in the shitter
>Second round election in Peru is between two right wing parties
>Brazil will liberate itself from the source of all evil in SA
Good times
>>71272137
Kill yourself.
>>71272137
MODS
MODS
MODS
>>71272137
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF DEGENERATE /B/ SCUM
REMOVE /b/ BOARD
>>71272137
Ops, agora eu tenho algo que não deveria ter ;)
>>71272137
disgusting
>>71272442
>O povo não é vitima, é o culpado.
13 anos de narcoditadura do PT/UNASUL/CUT/FARC
CONCORDO
ASSINO EMBAIXO
>>71272137
SHITE MAN
DESCULPA PF NAO CONSEGUI ME SEGURAR
HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD HAS BEEN DERAILED HARD.
>>71272137
>>71272439
You did a great job tho, thanks for fixing grammar errors and making it more clear.
>>71272332
So, what gonna stay in Brazil? The monkeys?
>Wanting a Civil War
>Gonna hide under the bed when hear the first shot
>>71272137
didnt thinkit would come down to this but, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>71272137
God fucking dammit
FBI PLS
ALMOST THERE
>>71272137
MODS REMOVE THIS
>>71272565
>>71272572
Possession of CP is legal here. Just saying.
MOOOOOOODDDDDS
>>71272137
Dude what the fuck, kill yourself you monkey.
YES votes : 285 (74%) need 342
NO votes : 93 (24%) need 171
ABSTAIN/ABSENT : 6 (1%)
LEFT to vote: 129
LULA'S CALL TO DILMA AFTER IMPEACHMENT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFjrGPBrrIs
>>71272581
Here one Bolsomito
>>71272137
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>71272137
Caralho cara pedofilia ?
>>71272137
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>71272137
>>71272137
SHUT IT DOWN
>>71272681
delete your post pls
DILMA DOWN
NIKKEI DOWN
EARTHQUAKES
IS THIS THE YEAR
WHEN IT ALL GOES DOWN
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>71272137
MODS
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MODS
>>71272682
what is this?
>>71272165
>>71272285
beautiful stronk womyn who aint dont got no need for no men
>>71272626
How about you, Peru, how are things going in there?
>>71272137
am I going to jail now?
>>71272137
fuck, im going to jail
I don't think its happening bros.
>>71272165
My wife is from iM@S too, but she's original cast and therefore superior.
>>71272137
>>71272681
>>71272684
TOO LATE PREPARE TO GET V&
>>71272137
It's legit child porn boys, think i even saw her face before on TV or something.
Don't click it, or stare at it for a couple of minutes, or save it.
It's not fake, i repeat, IT'S NOT FAKE.
>>71272681
the swat is allready there my friend
ODEIO O NORDESTE E VOU MATALO
>>71272137
HOW MANY OF US ARE GOING TO JAIL FOR THIS?
>>71272692
You pedo fuck, judges don't care about law, if they can and they will bust your ass if you get caught with that shit
>>71272137
why did i click that
>>71272137
At least you could've posted a better picture
[spoiler] and not some child [/spoiler]
>>71272137
Looks like there are no mods on /pol/
Ha ha, when they enforce the rules, you cry they are hot pocket Fascist who censor freedom of speech. But when CP and shitposters run free. You cry for them to protect you.
Ha ha
MUH FAMILY
>>71272165
>>71272137
O JAPONÊS TÁ BATENDO NA MINHA PORTA PORRA
FUDEU
>>71272744
Nationalist party is kill, but commies got BTFO.
>>71272750
>Brazil
No you won't.
Americans need to watch out though.
>>71272308
Shit I clicked it, I reported it though. Will I get in trouble Burger-bro I'm scared
>>71272137
I would gas you personally subhuman monkey.
Apart from Thatcher, has there even been a good female President/Prime Minister anywhere in the world?
>>71272137
with all the government shills on this board, you would think that they would do their fucking job
>>71272727
Bought gold two weeks ago and shorted the market last week. I'm feeling comfy
>>71272137
WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
>>71272137
well, jail will be fun
>>71272681
Yep...........
>>71272692
I think it is fine if you just see it
Saving it is the problem
(sometimes the say the capacha saved it and then you are fucked.........loopholes........)
>>71272690
What was it?
So pol, is the civil war a good possibility or is this just memes???
>>71272770
>>71272777
>mfw didn't save it
wew we're safe
>>71272137
You're a fucking dick dude.How would anyone find a girl sexy before puperty. Castrate your fucking self before you hurt some kid
>>71272692
I don't give a shit I almost nuked my entire phone
>>71272137
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>71272746
>>71272750
Just if you distribute it.
https://media.giphy.com/media/k2VK7FLcBGvrW/giphy.gif
WYLLYS VIADO
>>71272777
I saw that it had a lot of replies, now I know why.
>MUH FAMILIAS BRASILIARAS
what is this bitch shrieking about
>>71272137
KILL YOURSELF YOUR PIECE OF SHIT
>>71272795
nice wheelie
>>71272137
report plix
>>71272754
KILL YOURSELF
post yfw the vote fails and we start the Day of the Rope in monkeyland
>>71272229
>CFK
>Merkel
>Dilma
When will cucks ever learn, you better not elect Shillary, it doesnt take a nuclear scientist to know which way the river flows
>>71272137
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71272165
Ok
>>71272797
It's about being a decent human being, you wouldn't understand, communist bastard
