--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (342) of the votes
>Voting counting
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
Alternative - http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Star Duck game
http://www.naovoupagaropato.com.br/star-pato/
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
How long does this stupid monkey business take???? just impeach the bitch already fffs
>Less than 20% popular approval.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy while on election season (called pedaladas)
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed and moral process.
SOON
huemen, what does ur mother think about this?
Why are all these commies always screaming into their mics????
>>71270187
Can you explain to me why he is getting impeached? I'm very confused about this whole thing.
Jesus Christ this guy sounds like a Star Wars alien
Northeast again
its all over
JABBA THE HUTT
Based pepe votin sim
The fuck is up with this niggas mouth?
>>71270187
Good luck guys.
Can you name 1 (one) person who voted Não that didn't lose their shit while talking?
who this blowfish?
SIM
So we are going to win and take down the bulgarian jew?
So we are going to win and take down the bulgarian jew?
So we are going to win and take down the bulgarian jew?
So we are going to win and take down the bulgarian jew?
Let's be honest now, BR politicians would BTFO of the low-energy USA cucks.
Guys I'm worried this could be an attempt by Lyin' Ted to distract us from the New York primary. Is it possible he framed Dilma for all the shit she did?
>>71270436
he has no jaw apparently
Did someone took a screenshot of the real life old frogman Pepe Da Silva ?
COMMIES GET FUCKED!
>>71270187
DOWN TO THE WIRE BRAZIL BROS
jesus christ the state of that guy.
also how is it looking for you lads?
>>71270340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
Just a reminder that if you are from northeast you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>71270475
lol no
Pasta for when gringos ask why.
>Less than 20% popular aprovation.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy, what fucked us even more. Detail: in the middle of the election season.
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed process.
Add stuff if needed anons.
>>71270459
Zeca Dirceu
>Filho do Zé Dirceu
>>71270309
My mom doesn't want Dilma to get impeached because muh strong womyn meme,but fuck her,she never did anything for our family,the men in my family are the ones who started our businessess
>>71270187
No one cares about your nigger tier country.
Heraclito is real life Shrek.
I need some help, I'm googling the parties of the ones voting yes and they turn out to be leftist ones.
It's leftists empeaching each other?
IMPITCHEMAN
Which one is the clown??
loving the pronunciation
impichima
>>71270568
tritriulo
DINDU NUFFIN
>aliens are coming here to vote now
>>71270486
>>71270568
Dilma
Is impeachment winning?
>>71270551
You could say that is almost everyone against PT, so pretty much you are right, pablo.
>>71270568
TIRIRICA
>VOTED FOR THE TAKE DOWN OF MARXIST JEW DILMA
como vota
>>71270551
All our parties are leftist my dude
>>71270551
A LOT of the left abandoned the boat after Dilma fucked over the country
what happened?
>>71270618
yup
>>71270568
[spoiler](You)[/spoiler]
KEK is he drunk?
>>71270481
>Americuck thinking he world revolvs around him
PIAUI voting YES, what's happening??
>>71270568
All of them.
>>71270618
yes. i'm pretty sure it's done
So any prediction?
>its tied again
DRAW! DRAW! DRAW!
>>71270309
100% unapologetically in favor
I have some minor reservations about the judicial aspects of the impeachment, she doesn't even have that
dilma é uma pessoa digna, honesta e honrada ;^)
>>71270655
one is on maternity lease
>>71270655
ded
>>71270655
>PMDB
Gee I wonder
PSOL (Gay SOcialist Party) was more aggressive than PT
>They don't know PT knows they steal because they enjoy the thug life
77-78
Dam son, my ass is so clenched i might erase the line in my ass.
>>71270632
>Jewma
>>71270551
They are betraying the PT because of popuplar butthurt.
muh vagina
>A PRIMEIRA PRESIDENTA MULHER
triggered
>>71270655
One is preggo. The other is a fag.
This is tough, do I watch this, or a Nicole Ray cougar Vid?
>>71270655
They were busy campaigning with Obama
YES votes : 265 (74%) need 342
NO votes : 87 (24%) need 171
ABSTAIN/ABSENT : 7 (1%)
We second Season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrhSdS0GlYQ
>>71270655
first is hospitalized
second is on maternity leave
Gêmeo malvado do RS votando agora
>>71270655
She is almost 9 months pregnant. Don't know about the guy.
>muh 1st woman pres.
WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING DUMB, REEE
>>71270666
Checked, too bad you wasted them on a fail
>>71270655
She's pregnant, is on maternity leave.
I'd also like to stick my dick inside her, she's hot as fuck.
So Yes has pretty much won now
When will the senate vote?
Paes Landim sounds french...
>>71270655
One is recovering from surgery, the other maternity lease
>>71270187
>EU VOTO NAO PORQUE ELA E MULHER
WEW LAD
>>71270661
Do you guys have a Farage or Trump anywhere in your politics?
>QUE DEUS ABENÇOE A NOSSA NAÇÃO
HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING??
>>71270712
E você é branco.
>>71270655
Clarissa is pregnant,dont know about the dude
>>71270486
Our biggest trade union is backing Dilma
>In Britain, TUC general secretary Frances O’Grady joined 120 trade union leaders from 34 countries in signing a letter of solidarity with the Brazilian CUT labour federation over the weekend.
>The CUT said that behind the regime change efforts were “the elite forces who ran Brazil under a military dictatorship before democracy was restored in 1985.
>“The fight is between the party of exclusion, which is headed by neoliberals who want to return to government, and the party of inclusion, which for 13 years has been promoting justice and social inclusion and income distribution in our country,” said the union federation.
>https://www.tuc.org.uk/coup2016
Thankfully Thatcher crushed our unions, so they are practically irrelevant nowadays
>>71270743
kek
>>71270655
one is on maternity leave
other is watching anime
>>71270695
we're getting votes at a much higher rate
we win
>another northeast state
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
IT'S GOING TO BE A FEIJOADA AGAIN, DILMA MIGHT NOT FALL
ANOTHER 2 YEARS OF GOMMUNISM
SOMEONE PLEASE ADOPT ME
>>71270655
One pregnancy license, other surgery, but its basically excuse to not put their hands on the fire
PRIMERA PRESIDENTA MULÉ
>>71270743
ELA É DO POVÃO CARA
PT É O BANCO JUDAICO DO POVÃO
Espero que meu estado não decepcione.
how many votes we need to finish this shit ?
IS IT OVER YET
How is the guy with no jaw called?
Soon /Inconfidentes/ are gonna end this shit right now
Brasilia anon here, don't get your hopes up, everything I've heard points toward senate already being bought. The fat red beaver woman will stay.
>>71270733
waiting for the inevitable pepe shoop
One day.....
>>71270508
Didn't explain anything but was incredibly entertaining.
POST YOU'RE FACE WHEN JEWMA GETS KICKED OUT OF PRESIDENCY
MG can fuck up?
>>71270849
only 10 votes left
NOVA ORDEM
Reminder that tomorrow all communists, atheists, niggers and feminists will be hanged.
>It's pretty much nothing but Northeast after MG
WE'RE FUCKED
ABSOLUTELY FUCKED, BECAUSE OF NIGGERS
como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota como vota vota
Piauí: 5 yes, 5 no
Rio Grande do Norte will be mostly yes I think.
hau hau vcs ta fudido
dat sweet comida a kilo tho
Redetv stream died and i don't have a TV, anyone have another link
>>71270856
Shrek.
How soon until the senate can vote?
>>71270849
343
>>71270805
if Brazil had a Thatcher back in 1985 it would basically be a semi-developed country
>>71270822
Feijoada? isn't that food?
>>71270885
>>71270885
>mfw não ligo pra política e só quero saber dos memes
>>71270551
there is only one right wing party among some ~30 parties
we have two brazilian communist parties, TWO, and those are the international ones, there are another two trotskyst communist parties
>>71270873
;_;
One day...
O PRIMEIRO BANCO JUDEO DO POVÃO
>>71270927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>>71270856
hipolito fuertes o algo asi
Mossoró é quente viu, puta merda.
>>71270927
try G1.com.br
If the senate doesn't get the majority, would there be a revolution?
>>71270927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
>>71270865
Of course she will stay, and you know what's worst? The people will try to say "HURR DURR GOLPE NUM PASSO XDDD"...
>>71270935
It's 342.
>>71270909
>atheists
wew fuck off lad
>>71270946
We shall rise again, brother
Eu estudo em federal, independente de quem ganhar, amanhã vai ser um dia glorioso de butthurt
>>71270901
espera eles não precisavam de no minimo 160 votos ? não era no minimo 1/3 dos votos ?
>>71270909
>Reminder that tomorrow all communists, atheists, niggers and feminists will be hanged.
REMOVE THE PARASITE
COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT
>COMMUNIST REMOVAL UNIT
>>71270922
Piauí mus be really digging that bolsa familia, eh?
Or that "my house" stuff.
Damnit you dumb jungle iamazonian indians
>>71270972
Which one is right wing?
>>71270980
my sides
>>71270805
Our unions are lead by leftists but all the union members vote right-wing, including myself.
ITS RUBIO
>>71270967
t. Adolescente
>>71270805
do you even have a job?
>100% in RN
>>71271044
you guys bringing back one way helicopter tours?
>>71270772
qt
>>71271064
>>71271049
none
Only part of PSC can be saved
All those deputees are so high energy
vote Yes HUEHUES!!!!
>>71270849
Almost there
>>71271035
This, i do not have a cup big enough for all the tears
>>71271064
SHIT IT'S TRUE
>>71271035
Como tá o clima nas universidades? Imagino que deva ter um tanto de bostinha de 20 e poucos anos com o mesmo mimimi de que a direita é o diabo né?
>>71271016
Brazil when are we removing trannies and shemales? Or its too late?
>>71271035
>study at USP
>tough test tomorrow
It'll be quite the day
is Raphael Motta white?
>>71271049
DEM and PSC
Damn !
Rio Grande do Norte is representing !
POSTE SUA CARA QUANDO O RN É O MELHOR ESTADO DO NORDESTE
>>71270980
>>71270967
Volta pro /b/ amigo.
>>71270791
See
>>71270792
>>71270759
>>71270755
>>71270555
NORDESTE MALDITO SE ELES QIUEREM TANTO A ESSE GOIVERNO PORQUE NÃO SE SEPARAM DE UMA VEZ E FICAM COM ELE PQP MANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>71270980
This lady is white af
and votes SIM
Ans is QT
Brazil KIll your niggers already
>>71271035
Estudo em particular mais cara da capital, mas no departamente de jornalismo que é super petista. Também de qualquer jeito vai ser engraçado.
>>71270805
Reminder to Amerifags that outside your country "neoliberals" means right-winged economically libertarian people, not your cancerous brand of progressive liberalism.
>70 sim needed to impeach
>78 não needed to block
>we have a habbening
why do all the brazilians show up so quickly when there is a happening in their country? I swear there is only 10 max at any other point.
o choro comunista na PUC-SP vai ser grande amanhã
>>71270994
I highly doubt that, brazilian people are not much into that...
>>71271048
Yup, I've seen some rumors that say that when the PT "fall" it will be the end of those programs, so everyone from those regions are like "pro-PT"
>>71270187
How likely is it that she won't get impeached? That would be hilarious.
>ahead by 7
like poetry
>>71270988
Pode crer.
Estou impressionado que ainda não saiu um não desse estado de merda.
147 left, 70 more for yes win 78 more for no win
GET HYPE
OLAVO DE CARVALHO FOI CITADO
OLAVO DE CARVALHO FOI CITADO
OLAVO DE CARVALHO FOI CITADO
OLAVO DE CARVALHO FOI CITADO
OLAVO DE CARVALHO FOI CITADO
A MÃO DO IMPEATCHMENT CHEGA A TREMER!
>>71271063
That is generally how it works out. All the people who will be working jobs that are big in unions these days typically are rather conservative and just join unions to reap the benefits. I know I am trying to do that by joining the IBEW.
>>71271159
Trannies and shemales are our national treasure, we're not removing them anytime soon.
>>71270927
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
ABAIXE PARA CARALHO O SEU VOLUME PRIMEIRAMENTE
>>71270340
It's she, not he
She protects corrupt people from the investigations
She is destroying this country
She is a communist and a criminal
Need any other reason?
so is this like, the socialist left is against impeachment and the american backed right is for impeachment?
>>71271216
Now is the time for death squads, or they'll return into power before the decade is over.
Communists are cockroaches.
RGDN sim, eh?
>civil war if "No" wins
>civil war if "Yes" wins
Country's fucked either way. I hope this will at least cause a few states to secede.
>>71270340
>Less than 20% popular aprovation.
>Involved in one of the greatest corruption scandals of our country.
>Completely incapable of rulling, a living meme and a shame for our country.
>Used high level accounting tricks to try to boost economy, what fucked us even more. Detail: in the middle of the election season.
>Puppet of former president.
>She tried to stop investigations on our former president by making him a minister jumping all the needed process.
>>71271035
kek eu te sinto, mas um sim vai ter mais choro que um não
>>71271148
Nos cursos baseados em matemática, a galera até que é moderada, centro-direita até dependendo de qual faculdade. Mas os negros de humanas são câncer
>>71271187
That's a pretty good shop
>PROBLEM GLASSES
PROBLEM GLASSES
>>71271148
Não sou ele, mas eu faço curso de exatas/tecnológicas e literalmente ninguém liga pra política.
Acho que o pessoal só se importa mesmo é com o preço do dólar mesmo.
>>71271232
>WE
WUZ
>todo esse trabalho pra na proxima eleiçao elegerem Lula novamente
>>71271148
pelo que tão falando vai ter greve
>>71271188
Você ao menos está assistindo?
Rio Grande do Norte: 7 sim, 1 não
Does the vote still have to go through the Senate?
>Problem glasses
>votes no
so what happens after they get 70 more sim votes, it goes to the upper house for them to chat about bullshit for 5 more hours?
PROBLEM GLASSES DETECTED
>>71270965
We usually say "feijoada" when nothing happens
>>71271205
neoliberal means that inside the US too retard
so far all the men have kickass soccer names
>>71271277
>this
>>71271216
Imagina como vai estar a USP e UNESP...
>>71271265
To no 1º semestre de economia, só tem comuna naquela merda
>>71271288
every
time
>tumblr voted no
What a surprise.
>>71271308
yes
the state of that cunt.
>>71271159
>removing
are you crazy?
>>71271300
PYRUTS N SHIET
STRONG WOMYN GUYS
The glasses gave it away.
~TRIGGERED~
>>71271166
>It'll be quite the day
SEU BRANCO! SEU BRANCO
VOCÊ NÃO CAIU NO CONTO DO NEGRO SUBMISSO DO PCdoB AGORA SE FUDE!
>bahia por último
vão foder com todo, hehe
>>71271300
KANGS
C O M O
V O T A
D E P U T A D O
>>71271255
>american backed
america doesn't give a fuck about us m8
>>71271255
By googling the pro-impeachment parties you'll see they're both left, I've done it myself.
>>71271239
Kek olavo is a ziotard
>>71271277
Where are you migrating to? I assume you have a yuro passport
can someone explain the "como vota deputado" to me?
>>71271344
Also, how do you guys call tumblr users on brazil?
>>71271277
Rio Grande do Sul should join Uruguay again. You won't have HUEHUEs bothering you anymore.
>>71271296
Mesmo, o povo só se importa com os memes
>>71271308
Yes and the senate will be bought out
>>71271255
Vai dormir Olavete filho da puta
>Como vota, deputado ?
>>71271049
DEM literally has its roots in the military governments
>>71271344
She said something something "democracy" probably saying wait! the people voted the corruption in! We cant kick it out!
>>71271307
7x1 todo dia
COMO VOTA DEPUTADO
>>71271318
senators are way less than that
>>71270289
update or link?
>>71271301
Não vai sobrar comunista, nem esquerdista, depois que a Dilma cair.
Não vai sobrar ningém para votar para o sapo barbudo.
>>71271385
Sauce?
>COMO
>VOTA
DO YOU VOTE FOR POPOLUSM-GOMMUNISM OR THE BRAZILIAN GRAND MASTER DONALD TRUMP?
ANSWER ME /pol/
Why don't they just nuke the northeast
Fucking sub-humans
>>71271250
Not true. He make the investigations possible.
Communist? Why the banksters love her so much?
como vota deputado
I am kek'ing so hard at the burgers ITT trying to understand our memes
NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHNOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! ANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!! NOS ESTAMOS GANHANDO ?!!
