--- BRAZIL IMPEACHMENT DAY ---
TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (367) of the votes
>We are at step 2
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/04/world/americas/Brazil-Impeachment-Listy.html?_r=0
>Declared votes
http://mapa.vemprarua.net/
>>>>>>>Stream Links
>Official Gov’s Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-u2jD7W3yU
>Jovem Pam Stream – PTbr comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA
>G1 Stream Congress
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
>G1 Stream pro and anti protesters
http://g1.globo.com/politica/ao-vivo/2016/manifestacoes-no-brasil.html
>RT English Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnWNV6TqAIE
>Periscope cam on there (Epoca Chief editor is doing it)
https://www.periscope.tv/diegoescosteguy/1mnxePBbvBbJX
>Ronaldo Caiado STREAM
www.kikebook.com/ronaldocaiado25/videos/1068739486516028/
>>>>>>>Quick Dictionary
PT – Worker Party (commies, Dilma party)
Bolsonauro/Bolsomito – Our Trump, right wing politician with dank memes
Coxinha – Slang for righwinged people
Mortadela – Slang for commies
Judge Sergio Moro – Judge that that started the huevolition
Pedalada – Commie brazil’s “jeitinho” to cover the gov internal debts
Giant Duck – It’s a hue chant – I will not pay the duck/bill – “I will not be responsible for someone else wrongdoing” - Ducks + Bill correlation
>>>>>>>Entertainment
>Super Impeachment game
http://www.superimpeachment.com/index.html
>Lava Jato anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHp6KfzySz0
>Impeachment day's anime intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJm5VMjTcwk
>the most corrupt government humanity has ever contemplated accordingly to the United Nations
>billions of dollars are stolen every single year
>authorities get pissed off and start a special operation to identify all corrupt politicians and noscope them
>extremely difficult because the entire law system of Brazil is filled with corrupt judges, attorneys and prosecutors
>somehow it starts working
>they finally pin down Brazil's ex-president (who is the leader of all the corruption) on a wall with concrete evidence and testimonies against him
>they also get evidence against the current president and the most popular presidential candidate of 2018
>SHIT WILL CHANGE
>suddenly our president makes the ex-president a minister
>ministers are not judged like common people
>only the supreme court can judge them
>supreme court is allied to the corrupt people and filled with corrupt judges/prosecutors
>honest judges that are not from the supreme manage to overrule decision to make him minister
>IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>a few hours ago some supreme judges just overruled their overrule and made him a minister again
>it's not happening
>a randomly picked supreme judge who is also an anti-socialist was pick to rule in or out the decision to keep Lula out of the minitry
>he rules Lula out
>leftists BTFO
>impeachment process officially starts
>433 yes x 1 no
>Lula calls out his leftard mortadela minions to go to the streets and intimidade the population through a protest
>they were so small that nobody gave a single fuck
>impeachment session started today under the protection of God in the name of the Brazilian nation
>yesterday
>Chamber of Deputies (in Brasília) going full ape mode
>Communist Party (allied to the gov) goes live on TV to say that anyone against Jewma hates women and wants poor people to starve to death with no welfare
>apes against impeachment can't craft a single argument, lie all the fucking time about how many votes they have
>ex-prez Lula, who was allegedly buying votes against impeachment in a hotel next to the Chamber, flies back to São Paulo hours before the feds get to the hotel to investigate
>gov shills can't handle the banter over Lula chiking out, lose all steam, can't even get a hashtag going on twitter (where they have a lot of bots, and personal Twitter's help)
>MST (Landless Worker's Movement), a branch of armed leftwing terrorists disgised as a social movement, funded by the gov, starts to block main roads all over the country to try to stop pro-impeachment people from getting to Brasília
>pro-impeachment vote gets to 369 votes confirmed (342 needed)
>Jewma gets desperate and spends all day making calls to try to convince deputies to change their votes
>almost midnight
>army starts operations all over the country to remove blocades and kick the leftwing scum out of the roads
>victory seems as near as ever
4TH FOR MY GURL DILMA
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eEdrk-MTpHA
Add to the OP?
>>71237147
Why are they voting on SUNDAY?
What are they a bunch of COMMUNISTS?
>>71237415
>Make Communism Great Again :^)
IN FOR AUGUSTO
>>71233551
Petrolina - PE.
LETS GOO
>>71237147
I dont speak monkey.
Is it happening? is the HUE christina getting BTFO?
>>71237435
Will add
>>71237415
>Rousseff
Bulgaria, why did you have to do this to us.
>>71237415
TAKE HER BACK
>>71237415
So what is going to happen to her if she's impeached? Is this bitch even Brazilian? And who takes over?
>>71237415
kek
What do you think of FHC?
>>71237545
told ya senpai, brazil was just the first in the plan, the whole world is next
MAKE GOMMIES GREAT AGAIN >>71237447
>>71237621
>THC
>>71237595
If she goes then we get Temer, if Temer goes we get Cunha, if Cunha goes we get Renan.
I would rather have new elections.
>>71237652
Holy shit. Red pill me on Bulgarian communism.
>>71237415
You miss her, Bulgarian? We'll give her back, don't worry, she'll be all yours.
Recordatorio que esto es parte del plan del Imperio para la destrucción de los gobiernos progresistas de Izquierda de la región.
Pero no nos engañaran, la revolución vive y la lucha sigue. Hasta la victoria siempre compañeritos.
>>71237621
Itamar Franco > FHC tbqh
>>71237621
>Part of Foro de SP
>the fag responsible for bringing gun ban to Brazil
>still defends Lula
Should be hanged with Jewma and Lula desu.
>>71237594
no :-DD
>>71237595
her dad is a Bulgarian gommie that run to brazil when the bulgarian nazis chased him iirc, shes half huehue from her moms side
>>71237727
What are Temer and Cunha like?
>>71237201
>>71237276
Good luck hues, I hope this works and your next gouvernment is less shitty
>>71237755
Could you speak some Human language, please?
>>71237755
DESTROY ALL COMMIES WE MUST
>>71237757
>defending any politician that is from the republic
No.
>>71237799
Both also under investigation by corruption.
>>71237621
Decent president, gets more shit than he deserves since PT needs to attack someone.
Brought the stability needed for Lula to make the positive things he did (That Dilma ruined)
WHEN IS THE VOTE
>>71237621
FHC fixed the economy. check petrobras.
>>71237755
Why does spanish sound so faggy?
>>71237734
they were shit like all gommies, not much to redpill
they were good at removing kebab tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revival_Process
>>71237755
t. white argentinian
>>71237870
Very soon
Maten a los communistas de puto
>>71237893
Because you are a fagg
>>71237543
>mfw I speak monkey fluently
They're trying to talk about the legality and constitutionality of the impeachment but they're just shouting nonsense
>>71237848
Scourge.
>>71237799
Cunha is under invetigation, but will probably get away.
Temer is the ultimate ebil if you ask leftists, but he's not even being investigated.
>>71237755
>>71237799
Temer is 1000x more intelligent than the entire congress combined, this guy knows his shit and knows what to do to keep the economy afloat, he's corrupt and part of the old guard like Sarney but would do good for the country because a dead economy means that citizens will want answers from the politicians.
Cunha is a retard and just wants to save his own skin even if the country has to burn for it.
>>71237755
Anda a votar a Le Scioli, pelotudo
As a white argentinian i disavow the shitposting of this brownie
>>71237870
+- 3 bongs and 30 bings
I'm so happy something will finally be done about this bitch, I'm just praying to God the least they will do is kick her ass out to the curb, my fiancé and his family have been saying how she's the devil for the longest time
>>71237823
>>71237848
>>71237893
>>71237968
>taking shitposting seriously
>>71237978
>Maten a los comunistas hijos de puta
Fixed
>>71237870
More or less half an hour.
>>71237863
>Both also under investigation by corruption.
Is Brasil FIFA, the country?
>>71237978
Are you being deported under Trump's presidency? Inbefore Anchor Baby
His spirit lives on
>>71237978
Then why are you the ones talking with a lisp?
And you aren't even doing it properly, fucking faggot
>>71237978
CHI
>>71237755
Kill yourself, braindead left abortion.
>>71238034
>he's corrupt but would do good
This needs to stop.
>>71238024
>What is Sweden
>What is Norway
>What is Denmark
>>71238034
He looks like that CEO villian from Batman Beyond.
>>71238077
Yes. You guys are starting to get it.
>>71238056
>taking banter seriously
>>71238057
Gracias
>>71238079
Nope
But I would not mind if he did desu to many nigg noggs here
>>71238034
Cunha is the brazilian littlefinger. he is an Evil Strategist, he probably makes Sarney and Maluff jelly.
It's raining outside and a civil war is brewing in Brazil that might spread all over South America.
Time to get comfy.
>>71238174
>citing New Cuckistan as a good example
>>71238170
You have to make what's best of the situation right now, 2018 the mito will get elected anyway
>>71238174
Socialist experiments backed by capitalist money.
>>71237870
1~2 hours. Leaders from every party are stating their parties' positions. 25 parties total, 20 to go.
>>71238174
Brown dick lovers?
>>71238077
This country is hopeless, all we can do is to take the least shitty option. Which right now mean Temer in power.
>>71238034
>Cunha is a retard and just wants to save his own skin even if the country has to burn for it.
While rationally I think Cunha's endgame is just to put Temer there and be Vice, I don't think it's impossible that we're watching House of Cunha and this will end with Temer impeached and Cunha president.
>>71238034
> corrupt but would do good
Are you malufista by chance?
http://revistapiaui.estadao.com.br/materia/a-cara-do-pmdb/
I recommend this to any BR here who wants to learn more about Temer.
>>71238272
>>71238254
>Implying life before sandniggers and somalians wasn't perfect on Sweden
>>71238034
>>71238238
Puedo luchar por el glorio de Argentina?
How many "yes" untill now?
>>71238174
To be honest these aren't communist, they are Social Democracies.
Which is objectively the best system.
Lets try this again,how are you guys watching it?
Police preparing to remove Communism
>Real time vote count anywhere?
The website in OP says 355 declared for impeachment, does that mean officially or is this just a prediction?
>>71238405
Not started yet
who will be the one to Make Brazil Great Again?
>>71238405
last time i checked we had 369. Probably more now.
>>71238422
remove redbab
>>71238449
Prediction.
>>71237147
TLDR on this? Also, how will this affect the huelympics?
>>71238462
I mean by party not heads.
>>71238414
wouldn't it be better to paint that wall black?
>>71238476
This dude
>>71238449
Prediction, each party has a set time to talk before the voting.
>>71238202
>>71238034
This guy.
>>71238414
>Tfw Brazilian bro has a better looking place then "LE Murrican" dream country man.........
>>71238449
It's not official. But they asked all the deputies. But you know, they might suddenly change their vote, so you can't really trust it.
>>71238449
Prediction, vote hasn't started yet.
The party leaders are going and saying "My party is going to vote [YES/NO] and here's why", but this doesn't mean ALL members will vote like that, I think.
Nonetheless, no votes yet, just words.
>>71238476
The Mito
>>71238449
That's just a prediction.
343 votes are needed for it to pass, btw.
>>71238476
If he does not get elected in 2018 I'm moving to Argentina.
EDUARDO CUNHA BAELISH, AKA : LITTLEFINGER.
>>71238550
idk senpai,im in my brother's house,we're having a barbeque to celebrate Dilma getting impeached
>>71238575
Thanks OBAMA
>>71238624
Isn't it 342?
What are the brasilian germans like?
Would a german health care professional find employment there or is it all rednecks in fazendas?
Are there favelas in Blumenau or Florianopolis?
You know just in case someone needed to escape...
>>71238449
They need 342.
Please Brazil bury that bitch
>>71238575
We can't even rebel our Communist leader Obama try not to think about it
>>71238476
>38476 ▶>>71238556 >>71238611
>who will be the one to Make Brazil Great Again?
The legend himself
>>71238263
Won't start till 10pm at this speed
>>71238700
it's 2/3 +1
>>71238627
>I'm moving to x
Do you even have the money to buy a ticket? Or are yo just going to hop on a truck?
>>71238700
Not sure on the criteria. 342 is exactly 2/3. Doesn't it need to be over 2/3 ?
So what's the story? And will the people get a better president after this?
Retarded burger here
>>71238531
Not going to affect the olympics at all.
If there is one thing we take seriously that is sports
>>71237147
http://placar.uol.com.br/votacao-do-impeachment-de-dilma/camara/
Put this link in the next thread, OP.
>>71238624
OP says 367
(from OP)
>TL;DR: Today our congress vote for Dilma’s impeachment process to go forward to our Senate. We need 2/3 (367) of the votes
IS IT 367 or 343?
>>71238627
>tfw youre you can get a citizenship to a european country
Aw yeah. Instead of favelados, I can deal with Muhammads.
>>71238788
Will get someone who is not retarded and not a commie
>>71238718
the south of brazil has the lowest crime rates, and a higher education rate. ive never been there but i check the statistics.
>>71238787
All the sites are saying that 342 is the required number.
>>71238718
Medfag here also, General practice you are fucked. Any Specialisation you would easily find a good job
t. Pediatrician
BATMAN HIMSELF IS HERE TO REMOVE COMMIES
Is there any reason the population of Brazil shouldn't be liquidated and their lands seized for use by more intelligent, civilized people?
>>71238718
>or is it all rednecks in fazendas?
Pretty much that.
>Are there favelas in Blumenau or Florianopolis?
Yes.
>You know just in case someone needed to escape...
Escape from what, you mean?
>>71238788
No, we're fucked either way, but that's not a good argument to keep her there.
And basically she created a deficit of 60 billion huecoins to make it seem like things were fine before getting elected and let the country slide right after.
>>71238815
It's 342.
>>71238877
hue !
>>71238718
You'd do well, whatever, people are sympathetic to white immigrants here. I wouldn't move if I were you though, your country is probably still much better.
>>71238815
typo, my bad
>>71238718
Here.
>>71237201
>>71237147
good luck BRs, we may give you shit all the time but we stand with you. praying that the Brazilian people don't get fucked over today
>>71238815
We have 513 deputies, 2/3 is 342.
I thought we needed 1 over that, but it might be exactly that number, so it's either 342 or 343. I don't remember now.
>>71238894
>Escape from what, you mean?
Imaginary 1st world problems. Fucked up Germany is still better than Brazil right now.
>>71238697
>>71238741
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE USA HAVE A FUCKING DINDU IN FUCKING OFFICE !!!!
REEEEEEEE Argentina Brazil and Chile all have whiter presidents than the USA and the fucking red necks here still think they are better off because they speak a shitty english language
>>71238892
we present you blumenau
>>71238718
Pretty good people.Dont move to Floripa,go to Gramado
>>71238804
>If there is one thing we take seriously that is sports
I see.
Bye darling.
>>71238892
the lands are fucking shit and terrible for planting anything that isn't soya beans, you're free to get it :DDDDD
>>71238758
nope
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maioria_qualificada_(Brasil)
>>71239077
people moved over from this lol
>>71238990
Why would we even need 1 over that? That would only be the case if we need 1/2 of the votes. But we need 2/3, we don't need a tiebreaker vote.
>>71237438
They do that in Mexico too. Set really shitty dates to vote so that less people go and make a decisive vote.
>>71238804
>>71239077
TopKek
>>71239077
>First state to vote will be RR
7 yes, 1 no preview
7x1 again for Dilma
THE BATTLEFIELD IS SET !!!!!!
>IT'S HAPPENING
The Empire will rise again ! Liberate Cisplatina !
Annex Entre Ríos !
>>71238718
Remember that its still brazil. So dont expect much
>>71238476
>>71238556
>>71238611
>>71238627
>>71238747
Better than Bolsomeme.
>>71238892
We have the biggest japanese community in the world outside of japan.
We have actually made anime real.
Please don't kill us.
>>71238718
escape. its like messing up in heaven and trying to run to hell. dude : if you are not going to steal a trillion dollars from german banks. i cant see why anyone would run to this hellhole.
>>71239110
You do know Brazil is the biggest coffee producer in the world right?
Quick question to the Brazilians. Is there a chance for this kind of guy ruling our nation for next years?
what's the /pol/ approved party of brazil
>>71239011
Argentina, Brazil and Chile always had whites only elites.
>>71239176
>more people in the pro-impeachment side
Nothing new in the front.
>>71238892
>liquidated
wew lad
Yeah, I think we can all agree that land should be better used, but I don't think it'd be from a fag who suffers a superiority complex like you.
>>71239176
GAS THE HISPANICS SOUTH AMERICAN WAR NOW
>>71239110
There's no such thing a shit soil in the 21st century, kiddo. Cerrado was considered shit soil, and we made it arable.
>tfw Brazil won't be our full fledged colony.
Fucking Germans should nuke them again.
>>71237276
Que horas ele vai falar?
>>71239325
We don't have one. Right wing has been dead for years.
>>71239250
South Sudanis would come over
>>71239239
Literally why would the Japanese go to Brazil?
>>71239077
He literally died of cancer soon after.
>>71239227
ABESTAAAADOOO
>>71239227
I'd be down for this, merely for the shitstorm.
>>71239391
OK that's legit sad.
>>71239168
Our money is paying those red parasites. That's quite depressing.
>>71239285
Yes, if you somehow manage to resurrect the Soviet Union and bring the cold war back.
>>71238892
ow the edge
>>71239369
Bulgaria.... The Germans never dropped nukes.
Serious question, will be there a civil war?
>>71239285
Yes. Jair Bolsonaro. Right-wing politician, conservative, anti gay shit and anti SJW shit, love by the population. He even is a military.
>>71239389
when you have americans attacking you go anywhere retard. read your own history.
>>71239391
*press F*
>>71239389
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Brazilians
"The first Japanese immigrants arrived in Brazil in 1908. Brazil is home to the largest Japanese population outside Japan"
>>71238024
>>71239391
This
too soon for that joke
Are the majority of commies niggers like how most socialists and Liberals in the USA are niggers?
Will this help fix Brazils nigger problem?
>>71239325
who knows
parties don't mean shit here, we have like 35
>>71239370
No idea, waiting for it.
>>71239369
are you from a parallel universe?
>>71239110
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel_in_Brazil#Comparison_with_the_United_States
>>71239495
F
>>71239515
>>71239422
I know, i felt bad, but it's a fact.
So what are the chances of war breaking out if the bitch stays in power?
>>71239285
Nearly impossible. The military government in Brazil gave all of our means of cultural production to the leftists to try to appease to them, but that didn't work and they got out with the left having it's hand in the nations future.
>>71239389
Brazil is the greatest country on earth desufam
>>71239389
You guys blocked the japs from going to your country with the 1924 Immigration Act so they decided to go to ours because "hey all countries in the Americas are probably like the US!"
so they basically fell for the new world meme and now they're stuck here kek
Brazil = Greatest ally. You Hues are better at soccer than the rest of the world. BRAZIL IS BEING MADE GREAT AGAIN!
>>71239389
Japan hasn't always been rich you know? They were an overcrowded country with too many poor peasants and we were a big country in need of cheap labor.
Calling dibs on the South if Brazil gets balkanized.
>>71239285
Bolsonaro has around 20% of approval. We need helicopter rides.
>>71239389
Cause it's pretty comfy here 2bqhfamalamadingdong.
Seriously though. It's not a bad country, it just has bad people.
>>71239456
If they had been mercyful they would have
>>71239526
Blue is white
Green is mixed
The south votes more capitalistic, right wing, and pro impeachment. The north is the opposite
>>71239526
No. They're mostly white upper-class kids.
>>71239684
Can i go as well? Brasilia here
>>71239489
Wouldn't know as I grew up in South Africa, retard.
>>71239526
Yes and probably not.
They will lose power but they will play the victim card more than ever.
>>71239684
Canasvieiras here - fuck off we are full
REEEEEEEE
>>71239570
100% tbqh
>>71239369
>Germans should nuke them again.
>Germans
>nuke
>>71239570
High. The commies have paramilitary organizations ready to burn the whole country if they are ousted
huehuehuehuehueuh
javascript:quote('71237329');
1. Get student visa
2. Go to good college for 2 year diploma
3. Automatic 3 year open Work Permit
4. Canadian Experience -> Permanent Residency
5. (Pending) Citizenship
>>71237415
Bulgarians can't even govern themselves, your best modern leaders were German. You really are a hopeless people Boyko.
>>71238718
If you choose the right cities in the south you can keep your european living standards.
I suggest Curitiba. They have the highest development index of Brazil and one of the highest in south america.
>>71239684
implying you can survive a sao paulo resistence.
>>71237147
do we know when the vote happens? and how soon will the results be known? is it being broadcast live?
>>71239629
Would be better if it wasnt run by Brazilians. Like hiw he Aboriginals burned fucking everything to the ground.
>>71239746
This but RS on the south. Galderio eh dividido
>>71239570
None. The military got cucked hard in the last 13 years. They don't have enough ammo for an hour of war. We have full gun control.
We will basically become the new Venezuela.
>>71239647
but what about the 6 gorillion oy
>>71238174
mixed market
>>71239746
For now. Brazilian opinions change violently from time to time.
>>71239389
Lots of Europeans and Japanese went to the America's when industrialization made agriculture redundant. it was usually the pleb scum that went because they couldn't find factory work and went to the americas for either industrial work or farming.
>>71239743
Bulgaria...the germans never attacked Brazil. We even had a Nazi party.
>>71239770
>>71239829
I don't want Sao Paulo, we have enough bad drivers and shitty weather with Buenos Aires as it is.
>>71239755
No
>>71239759
>will play the victim card more than ever.
Don't 9/10 of your murders go un solved?
Just kill them
Problem solved
>>71239746
Forgot the image
>>71239956
never forget the huecaust
>>71239930
Inb4 vote passes, then they get "liberated" by foreign powers.
>>71239831
Starting pretty soon,someone posted a stream here
When does impeachment vote begin?
>>71239825
>you can keep your european living standards.
Err. Not really. Even the best cities in Brazil don't come any close to European cities. And Curitiba is violent as fuck.
>>71239764
>canasvieiras
lel, literal argentinian colony in floripa
at least you already know spanish
FUCKING COMMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71239956
Ooooooh that. I'm not realy a soccer fan. Boxing tbqh.
>>71239526
Actually in Brazil most commies are basically south american versions of San Francisco hipster faggots.
The blacks you see were paid to be there. Most blacks in Brazil are too ignorant to even participate in politics.
Does there have to be a trial too or only this vote?
Dumb it down for a burger bro... will we know either way today? If so when? Thanks guys. I love you
>>71239746
>>71240021
How mixed?
If their skin is white or witeish then it is good enough especially if they are tall.
>>71239443
Soviet Union? Monkey do you even know who that is?
>>71239956
Beautiful.
>>71240021
BRASILIA IS WHIIITE
What are the chances Commies lose?
>>71240031
My sides
>>71240199
Magik the hip hop plumber?
>>71240226
99.8%
>>71240188
Mixed people man. Whites with Natives. Whites with black. Basically latin America tier mixed. It varies.
>>71240124
This is just a vote to see if the impeachment is discussed in the Senate. It still has to pass Senate afterwards. Anything can happen from now on.
>>71240226
Majority of "votes" per party have been yes.
>>71240226
High as fuck
>>71240226
50%.
>>71240324
When will senate vote be?
>>71240340
Explain.
>Até as 15h55, 482 deputados estavam presentes na sessão da Câmara
Hope the fuckers who are missing are pro-Dilma
>>71240340
way higher than that
>>71240324
Tendo a maioria na câmara, a maioria no senado é consequência. Hoje é dia de sangrar a mortadela.
>>71238272
Only Sweden and Germany.
I prefer my dicks like I prefer my clothes. Black.
>>71240021
>that red spot in western SC
Wtf? Am I seeing things?
>>71240226
The government is not optimistic at all. They even claimed they are expecting a surprise in order to win.
>>71237147
>Brazil is corrupt
Wow it's nothing
>>71240324
But from what I've heard Dilma is already taken out until the Senate votes, so we'll have a power vacuum for a few days.
