http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36827725?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central
Tanned Germans at it again
how many?
20
>>81635539
BAN ASSAULT AXES
>>81635671
many many
>>81635671
>More than 20 people in Germany injured after a man with an axe went on the rampage on a train - German media
inb4 it is committed by a radical Zoroastrian.
>>81635539
are we certain it was a tanned german and not a cuck that finally snapped.
#notallmuslims #religionofpeace in 3, 2, 1...
TOP TEN ANIME BATTLES
People are dead. Remember in the Nice attack, when the news broke they said 12 injured? Lol.
Here we go again.
#prayfortrain
>>81635539
Religion of pieces proven once again
>>81635539
Ok /pol/, this is it. This is really the last straw. It's time to BAN TRAINS once and for ALL.
>>81635539
>inb4 Mummy May orders the lynching of every muslim across the country
WOO! WOO! WOO!
It's the motherfucking army!
>>81636007
What is wrong with the world? Why would anyone want to hurt another human being #prayforgermany
>>81636007
Remember; it's in Germany, if the attacker is black/arab or just muslim, they won't tell you his race/religion
is it a muslim?
First images coming in
>>81636160
belgiumbro please let's be rational # NOTALLTRAINS
PLS BE MUDSLIME
>>81635539
Any confirmation on details yet? Could still just be a random nutcase.
>A police spokesman said on request of FOCUS Online, there are several heavy and life threatening injuries. That the attackers was shot, he could not confirm.
Is it normal to have so many happenings in such a short time?
#PrayForGermany
#NotAllMoose
oh my god it's happening again
SO MANY HAPPENINGS THIS MONTH
>>81635539
Time to spin the wheels and guess 'who's religion is it anyway?'
>>81636463
BAN ASSAULT AXES
do you guys think it was a Jainist this time?
>>81635539
Shall await further details.
For all we know, it was a white person chopping down some sandnigger trees trying to kickstart the crusade.
I hope the refugees are ok. It's a shame they had to walk so far across Europe to escape this kind of violence only to have it happen to them once they reach safety and freedom.
NOT A MUSLIM GUYS
Wasn't a Muslim. It's was a tanned Lone Ranger who is also really pissed off at someone called Alan Ackbar
HOLY SHIT CONFIRMED REPORTS IT WAS MICHAEL PORTILLO, SOMEONE TOLD HIM THAT TRAINS ARE JUST MACHINES WITH NO HEART AND SLAPPED HIS TOUR BOOK OUT OF HIS HANDS.
Boy am I glad I already got some beer in.
Time to get fuckin comfy.
I'm gonna chug a beer if any footage of the attack is filmed with the phone the wrong way up so you get those two black bars.
>>81635539
/pol/ I have an idea we should infiltrate black lives matter and encourage them to buy guns, learn how to shoot and get body armor for the lulz. I wan't to see more lulz ensue in the coming months maybe even if we are lucky a happening.
Useful links:
http://www.ar500armor.com/ar500-armor-trauma-plate-advanced-shooters-cut-asc-10x12.html#.V402kbgrJhE
http://www.ar500armor.com/operator-ii-plate-carrier-coyote.html#.V404YrgrJhE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ligUEAJH25E [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIiTUMarSg0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbOYGDksIS8 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=790ddS4egeY [Embed]
Thoughts?
>>81636394
>is it a muslim?
what did he mean by this?
THE RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN
>>81635539
Religion of piss at it again!
>>81636521
Hahaha, 99.999999% chance that they were brown. Muslim or not. Still probably a Muslim though
>>81636463
White privilege: when you can commit mass murder again and again and never be incarcerated.
Executions when? This is just constant now.
>>81635539
Only quads can stop him
Hah
according to the /r/de thread it was an "arab looking" guy
>>81636644
top kek
It was in Würzburg. I doubt that it was some Islamic terrorist, probably a local mentally ill nutjob
We'll see I guess, but I'd put my money on not Muslim
![giphy-facebook_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jST0qLS.gif "giphy-facebook_s[1].gif")
hahaha fucking nice!
>>81635539
Bin
That
Axe
>>81636658
youre gonna die from alcohol poisoning
nobody ever films it right
>>81636667
>give the enemy guns
CIA go.
>>81636535
This is the new culturally enriched normal.
>>81636806
https://www.reddit.com/r/de/comments/4th9eo/gro%C3%9Feinsatz_in_w%C3%BCrzburgheidingsfeld_21_verletzte/d5h9m4v?st=iqsibnf6&sh=14a09635
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbQiVQuiu04
I have inside information.
I was Finn who was trying to start conversation and break ice.
FAR OVER
THE MISTY MOUNTAINS COLD
TO DUNGEONS DEEP
AND CAVERNS OLD
>>81636463
More images coming in.
Here we see Samuel Muhammad Hyde, giving a speech at the islamic peace council in turkey, 3 days before today's train attacks
>>81636669
He was just axing a question
how can you attack 21 people with an axe and not even one guy tries to defend himself...
>>81636463
WARUM SAM? WARUM?
>>81636463
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>Europeans can literally walk into any grocery store at any time and buy one of these
#banassaultaxesnow
The happenings are more frequent, is this the end?
this is my hometown, finally it gets famos for another reason than Dirk Nowitzki
>>81635539
>>81635871
b4s3d
Nothing in german news so far except that "breaking news" ... everyone is already asleep
There are WAY too many fucking happenings. Y'all need to cool it with your little frog cult
This wouldn't have happened if everyone was carrying a gun.
I want them gone /pol/
i want them all gone.
>>81636644
He can't be stopped now
Runaway sad man on a train
>>81636394
The preferred term is tanned german.
FIRST PICTURE OF SUSPECT RELEASED
>>81636638
>not Alan MacBar, the famous Scottish fingerbox maker
>>81636535
Happenings can end up encouraging further happenings because all the publicity destabilizes all the other nutters out there.
Sorry i thought i was chopping wood, didn't have my glasses on
Why didn't they just shoot him with a slingshot?
>>81636964
The state of European men is truly pathetic
>>81635539
The attacker his name was of course Samuel Heidrich.
TAKING ALL BETS.
>600:1 for Neo-Nazi right wing Pegida
>200:1 for mentally disturbed German lunatic
>10:1 First name "Mohammed"
Place your bets
>>81636853
I DON'T SPEAK KRAUT
>>81637048
Here in the UK Axe is the cheap and rubbish version of Lynx
>>81636644
>>81636964
>Germans
>Self-defense
Crying and begging is a traditional german defense mechanism
The attacker is so sicked by how pathetic it is he walks away
>>81636806
>>81636853
Fuck off, reddit cuck
>>81637048
It's called Lynx over here friend.
well kek did imply that the germans were in for a happening
Our high energy Kekism posts yesterday have yielded results.
That plus the last stand from the Never Trump cucks.
>>81636964
Maybe they were afraid of being called racists?
From station to station
To dusseldorf city
Meet SJWs and get killed by a muzzie
TRANS EUROPE EXPRESS
>>81636743
Only if your definition of murder includes "everything I don't like."
Pic related, it's you
>>81636729
Sure we can have suspicions, but let's not jump the gun and look like idiots if we're wrong.
>>81637306
1000:1 Autistic British white boy
>>81637254
We aren't all Jörg Sprave
>>81636233
Imagine radical islam vs thatcher
>>81635539
Ban assault axes! Restrict heigh lenght handles now! The children!
>>81637181
>>81636956
There were alot of Kek threads earlier...
Some dubs posts predicted happenings (I did not screenie).
Then again, these days, you're more likely to accurately predict a happening, than not... Kek working overtime, or 'slimes?
fuck, how did RT get beat to story on this one?
What was he listening to on his ipod /pol/? I think this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRtvqT_wMeY
#BanAssaultTrains
>>81637367
It's information. In this case it's fine.
AXEMAN IS HERE NOW
>>81637468
Well, how many people did he kill?
>>81637306
1 kek token on it being Muhammed not Mohammed
>>81637157
and they want you gone
the only difference between them and you is that they are doing something while you are whining on an anonymous board dedicated to chinese cartoons
>>81636560
And so many pics...I have a new folder full of non renamed uncategorized pics.
FUUUUCCCKKK! make it stop for two days so I can sort that folder out.
>>81637447
>mfw it was the sheikh
AND MY AXE
>>81637375
Pol needs to be more careful, it's meme magic is far too powerful for us to control
>>81637157
We all do lad
>>81637306
SYRIAN CHECK DIGITS
>>81635539
Hell ya we need a happening in Bong la d now shit would be cash
An axe? That's nasty. Doesn't sound like Sam Hyde's usual M.O.
Actually knew a ginger kid who brought an axe to school in his bag. The guy was a bit of a nutter, but mostly harmless. He just showed it off nothing actually happened. Please subscribe I need the ad money to feed my kids.
>>81636964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
They were proud of not being proud.
>>81636463
Is this the famous racial activist Sami Hydeler?
>>81637447
Haha that's a good meme thanks for it :-)
>>81637241
How long until they ban reporting these incidents with the excuse that the publicity would just encourage more attackers to act?
>>81636463
Always him! What a savage
>>81637524
depends on his race... maybe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PZhz5vvBjs
>>81636644
Topest of keks
Tickets please!
>>81635871
lets not get carried away. how about we try banning muslims first
>>81637678
The men can go, I want a qt Arab gf :3
>>81635539
Good. Maybe Germans will finally wake up...NOT
>>81637055
>is this the end?
It is only the beginning
>>81637634
How are Muslims behaved there? Genuinely asking.
>>81636535
The Turkey shit at the weekend had me thinking 'this must have been what it was like in 1913 or 1938'. I don't know why but it's as if we're barreling towards some masiive historical moment i.e. a war.
>>81636667
There are already armed BLM groups you fuck
Is it weird if a man trains he then uses Axe?
>>81635539
Is it a muslim?
>>81637157
>>81637634
Fucking sameflags
>>81636644
#MAD MAN ON A TRAIN
>>81635539
>The train line between Wurzburg-Heidingsfeld and Ochsenfurt is closed.
Holy shit that is one of Germanys most important rail line.
>>81635539
I'm actually living in Wuerzburg. Heard alot of sirens and a helicopter circling above the city.
Apparently the axeman is dead now. got shot.
still not clear if there are more.
I'll k-keep you posted
>>81635539
So..are guns the problem in America? Could we perhaps a have problem with demographics? A problem that Europe is beginning to share with us?
I don't know about you Europeans, but I would much rather be shot than mowed down by a truck or hacked at with an axe.
>>81637155
It also wouldn't have happened if anyone was carrying a gun.
The more you Germans fail to understand about our Second Amendment, the more grateful I am that you don't have it.
>>81636463
Name supposedly Samuel Haider or Ṣamuil al Haida.
fuck, any links? every big channel has the fucking convention.
German media have raised "injuries" to 31
>>81637306
5:1 for Turkroach
3:1 for rapeugee
>axeman
>>81637511
I got my RT buzzer before BBC.
Nothing is quicker then RT.
Guaranteed Muslim.
>>81637587
At least 20 forklifts drivers are reportedly injured
>>81637678
Without them how could we have half-spoiled lamb meat still able to be used for food? Who could ever make a kebab the same?
>>81637055
>tfw no smoking nationalist milf gf to comfort you and laugh at dumb lefty young women with
Why live?
This guy
>>81637907
Who else?
religion of peace strikes again
>Axe
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's MOHAMMED!!!
>>81637695
i remember a kid in our class brought a sword to school for show and tell even tho we didnt do that in class and he teacher freaked the fuck out. still laught at this
>>81637785
Ever since he converted to islam
Axes are the thinking mans murder weapon.
>>81637572
>Alchestbreach reference on /pol/
How about that.
axe, original original...
So many people after my record these days..
Need some more meters on that one HAns-Achmed, you didn't even get over the top for gods saken
>what you should be asking your selves is, why didn't it get censored? are we seeing some changes, or was it spread by s&m?
>>81636463
Who is this comic book villain? Why does he often kill and when will Blackman Obama capture him and bring him to justice?
>>81637955
Yeah, and he would've gone on a rampage with a fucking gun not an axe. Jesus.
>>81637774
Can't do that any more old boy, the cat's out of the bag permanently now with social media. Happenings will always get out.
>>81635539
1,000 NEW YEARS GANGRAPES
30 HIGHWAY PANCAKES
20 GERMAN RIDERS
2 HONOR KILLINGS
AND A GAY BAR KILLING SPREEEEEEEEEE
>>81635539
Maybe he just wanted to axe them a question buy didn't speak German?
You know your people is a bunch of pussies if they allow someone to chop down 21 people on a train before he's stopped.
Unless he's some kind of Brock Lesnar it would only take 1-2 brave men to stop him.
smfh 2bh
>>81636644
>tfw non-Brits don't know the Madman known as Portillo
Must feel bad to not be British.
>>81635539
Ban trains immediately. People keep blaming axes, but only 1% of axes commit terrorism. No axe is illegal.
I bet you train guys have small dicks and use trains to compensate lmao.
Germany was part of the axes of Evil
Seems fitting?
mfw kek willed this in another thread yesterday saying "germany is next"
>>81635539
I'll take 'what is Muslim' for 6000
>>81637934
The police must have shot more sandniggers this year than in 20 years before combined.
IT WASNT A MUSLIM
IT WAS A REPRESSED CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL
>>81637524
Fool it was obviously some michael schenker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHpfhVkY18
Remember the thread that said the next happening would be in Germany?
>>81444755
Lord Kek was right again.
>Niggers in America kill people every day
>American populace used to it, no longer news
>Niggers in Germany kill people every day
>Germans aren't yet used to it
Don't worry guys. You'll adapt
>>81635539
FUCK OFF. STOP STEREOTYPING MUSLIMS. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
>>81635539
Place your bets on when we get the identity of the suspect
BAN
ASSAULT
AXES
>>81637312
>Arabisch aussehender Täter ist mit einer Axt
You don't need Krautspeak for this
>tfw you learned German in the past year and hoped to move to Germany
>tfw the migrant crisis happened and it seems like such a waste of time now
REPORTS COMING IN THAT THE ASSAILANT WAS GERMAN NEO-NAZI SAMM HEIDE
Good evening?
Funny isn't it?
One year ago we importet all those "refugees"
>>81637934
Run over there we pics of chopped up germans
>>81636560
This month? More like this week.
>>81638150
depends, maybe he's ripped
Heidingsfeld
I like this name =) Good to see you have some nice names preserved too. Lit heathen fields like IE Hedmark county in the shitrock (heathen grounds)
>>81636667
You're literally in every thread, wow. Now I'm gonna have to intentionally search for your post.
> Report and Hide this /b/ faggot
> Literally going to every thread and posting this
> Horrible /b/-tier idea
Kys faggot, enjoy your 3rd report and many more to come.
Hehe
>>81635539
It would be funny, if mudshits will cry out shit like "not all muslims" BEFORE it will be relieved that fag was really shitskin.
>>81636644
>>81638156
>>81636535
On Islam it is.
Mohamed al Gimli
>>81636644
>>81638135
ON THE FIRST DAY OF RACE WAR THE LORD KEK GAVE TO ME.....
>>81638003
Hey man, those forklifts are dangerous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
>>81637704
what the fuck did I just watch?
>>81636822
Cross those fingers Helmut!
>>81638135
>On the first day of Ramadan Abdullah gave to meeeeeeeeeee
Kek is out of control
>>81638207
Why oh mighty Kek
>>81638272
>Good evening?
>Funny isn't it?
>One year ago we importet all those "refugees"
FUCKING KEK
ah ah ahhhh
fighter of the cuckman
champion of the sunni
you're a master of the quran
and sharia law
for everyone
>>81637126
You are one to talk burger.
When was the last time nigs/muslims killed someone in the US?
HEEEEEEEEEERE'S UMAR!
It happened
>>81638135
underrated post
>>81636463
wtf I hate white people now
>>81635539
New info?
when will they leave
>>81638409
>>81637982
6:1 Beta Uprising.
Reeeeeee!
AXING THIS TRAIN WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>81638272
I never get tired of reading "funny isn't it?".
>>81638029
Sam Hyde.
You're right, Muslims prefer knives or swords or bombs.
Axes are more of a white people thing.
Then again, he could simply be adapting to the local culture! What a beautiful example of multiculturalism :)
>>81637883
Yup all that "tfw you will never" shit was wrong. We get our time now.
>>81638469
AXEMAN
>>81638409
can't risk it
>>81638409
>>81638285
I'm actually not living that far away from the train station. but i'm already wearing my comfy pants, so no chance I'm going out again today.
>>81638522
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81638409
Are all american policeman this fat?
I mean even in here we don't get that fat
>>81638409
top kek
inb4 it was a mad finn
>Be a Syrian refugee
>Flee your home country in a desperate attempt to reach Germany
>Finally arrive in Munich to an applauding crowd
>Everything is good
>Then you get put into a tiny one bedroom apartment
>No PS4, No Xbox One
>All you get is a fucking tiny PC with a single game
>The best selling game in Germany
>Railway Simulator 2016
>You decide to make the most of it
>You are a hard working Syrian engineer after all
>You go out into the town
>Try to meet a girl
>You find a nice German girl
>She seems disinterested at first
>Then you mentioned your apartment and your PC
>she starts biting her lip and asks to come over
>finally you have a European woman
>You use the meagre 2000 euro you get per week to pay for a taxi back to your apartment
>you let her in
>as you start to get undressed she screams, runs to your PC and starts playing Railway Simulator 2016
>stays all night
>leaves in the morning, you can't even behead her without being given a community service
>you decide to go out the next day to find a job
>you get offered 10 jobs
>all of them involve working so you turn them down
>the German at the job centre is ignoring you
>you look at his computer
>he is playing Railway Simulator 2016 instead of finding you work as a TV star
>You have had enough
>Take your meagre pittance of 4000 euro per week
>buy an axe
>decide that Railway Simulator 2017 will have a much higher maturity rating
>go to the local train station
>allahu axebar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8WFl4Mo1yM
Thread theme.
>>81637892
Underrated German humour.
>>81635539
Wtf! I hate germans now
>>81636743
kek
>>81638409
Wow
>>81638409
(You)
>>81635539
>His country allows Arabs with axes to board trains.
>>81636644
OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAINNNN
>>81638545
>>81635539
naheed theme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk
>>81638498
Might just be the glass but that doesn't look like an axe.
>>81638664
fuck you faggot get off your lazy ass and go be our field reporter
>>81636638
Hearty keks had
Any clarification yet?
>>81636644
Brit post with all Brit replies. This is what Brexit is all about lads.
>>81637883
I need to visit /fit/ and prepare for what's to come
Confirmed for "Arab looking" man.
>>81636535
I've said it once and I'll say it again, we are in the end times, this was described over two thousand years ago, repent and turn to Christ Jesus before it is too late.
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
All these Happenings.
We're hurtling towards a police state for sure.
>>81638690
>not Farming Simulator 2016
You tried.
TUNNEL!!!
WHAT NATIONALITY YOU MONGRELS.
TELL ME HE WAS NOT GERMAN.
TELL ME HE WAS TANNED.
>>81635539
FIRST FOR WHITE MALE IN HIS 20'S WHO IS A WHITE NATIONALIST
PRAISE KEK
>>81638743
We dont, axes are offensive weapons and you are not allowed to go anywhere with it.
A shame arabs dont care
How many do you predict to die from this?
>>81635539
Any ideas where the next happening will be?
