>THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuiG0wU3QNw
>THE NIGEL FARAGE SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O2sgOA1jwg
>MAY'S CABINET
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814
>LATEST SPECTATOR
http://dropcanvas.com/c2g42
>BRITAIN ALREADY HAS 10 TRADE DEALS LINED UP WITH ECONOMIC POWERHOUSES
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/690191/Britain-ten-Brexit-trade-deals-lined-up-economic-powerhouses
>MAY RULES OUT SECOND SCOTTISH REFERENDUM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/
>MAY MAKES MORE MINISTERIAL CHANGES
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36811991
>UKIP LEADERSHIP CONTENDER STEVEN WOOLFE GIVES AN INTERVIEW TO BREITBART
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/video-exclusive-ukip-leadership-candidate-talks-raheem-kassam-party-plans-background-biggest-regrets/
>POLL: VOTERS DO NOT WANT A SECOND REFERENDUM AND SAY THERESA MAY SHOULD CONTINUE WITHOUT GENERAL ELECTION
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/poll-second-eu-referendum-brexit-theresa-may-general-election-voters-a7140721.html
>ywn have an indian auntie who plants big slobbery kisses on your cheek every time she sees you and hugs you so close you need to stop your boner pressing into her stomach
>>81536991
Goodnight philli bro. Get some aesthetic threads going for when I wake up.
Also before I go, why do asian chicks like brits? Is it cause of the brits = gents, meme?
>>81537063
>scot upholding the Englishman
>not stabbing him in the back
>wake up
>no happening this time
Disgusting
High population is a mistake
Can somebody explain the logic behind the
>the population numbers must be sustained with immigrants
meme?
>>81537277
I agree. And to think this wouldn't be a concern at all if it wasn't for immigration.
My God, I hate them so much for what they've done to this country. They stole our fucking birthright.
>>81537433
If you mean the first part, the population needs to stay somewhat equal or grow so that the young people can pay for the old people's NHS.
As for why that can only be done with immigrants and not a pro natal program, jewery.
>>81537206
Partly, yes. They've got a very romanticised view of Britain. Also they like our colourful hair + eyes (red, blonde, brown, black) because over there they don't have any of that shit, just black hair and dark brown eyes.
>>81537240
As a Scot, the feeling of achieving Brexit but then having it cucked away through independence... You cunts need to give pro-brexit Scots a bit more mind.
>>81537433
We won't meet our growth targets, goy
http://archive.is/d7rz2
>A logical contingency plan would say: if the electorate votes for Brexit, we stay in the EEA and accept everything the Europeans demand to do a quick deal. That includes free movement because (yes, George, remember this) our entire growth projection to 2020 depends on 1.1 million migrants arriving, on top of those already here.
>>81537277
Why is France such a desolate wasteland?
>>81537500
With no immigrants, London's population would drop by 65%
>>81537206
Must be 4 am there, lad. Good night.
Right, Most flips also see brits as smart and clever due to the your accents as they see american one rather dull or normal.
>>81537603
>>81537744
So it's completely unsustainable?
>>81537868
You could finally buy a house there, wow.
>>81537240
He's clearly embracing him from behind (no homo)
>>81537433
More cheap workers goy
>>81537500
If WW2 and WW1 never happened we'd have an extra 100 million or so Europeans in the world
But I'd bet we'd still take immigrants for God knows why
>>81537960
Good night sweet prince, have a rare penny
Sorry to disappoint you, I miss typed and mean 55%
Some autist spent some time to make that picture...
>>81538198
meant for>>81538109
>>81538186
Good night, lad!
>>81537744
Fuck off. just let us be poor for fuck sake
I already eat out of the garbage
>Farage just confirmed he's not going to replace Evans on Top Gear
>>81538434
>garbage
get out yank
WAS IT WORTH IT?!
brb moving to Powys
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1050018/The-hidden-gem-Wales-Britains-happiest-place---Edinburgh-unhappiest.html
It's also the happiest place in Britain too!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw
>>81538644
Just an Ameriboo
>Reading a book about Kibworth cause anglophile
>Get curious about Leicester
>my fucking face when FORTY PERCENT POOS/PAKIS
>FORTY
>O
>R
>T
>Y
how is this even possible
>>81538897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo
>>81538897
Da joos
>>81538897
Don't you have cities way worse than that?
>>81538897
Really? I didn't even realise places outside of London where that bad.
oi bruvs lads innit wots hapnin bruvs innit innit lads bruv
>>81537063
Is this from some other photo or painting?
Also, is... is Ireland about to give john bull a bejay?
>>81539365
Something seems off here
>>81538897
Mass immigration that nobody asked for
>>81538897
Really? Are they segregated?
>>81538897
My town, Southampton went from 11% non White British to 22% between 2001 and 2010 Census.
Births percentage of White British has also decreased by 10%
The replacement is real.
>>81539455
Looks like cancer.
Prove you're British, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>>81538897
>FORTY
That's as many as four tens.
And that's terrible,
>>81539455
England really is a green and pleasant land now :^)
>>81539466
Had curry for tea the other night
>>81539455
can Richard I come back and cleanse England, please?
>>81539684
don't do that
>>81539267
Yes, but that's why my UK dual citizenship is the backup plan
>>81539632
Alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz86g-S3OJI
That was in my sex ed at secondary school
>>81539455
Looks like I need to avoid those places, but those are the places where there's a lot of jobs right?
>>81539632
>tfw I bet on Leave
played this all day long on the day we left
>>81539929
>betting on politics
fucking disgusting.
I'm guessing the figures in OP's pic reflect those of some painting of some hero's death in battle, but I don't know the painting. (If it was explained in an earlier thread I missed it.) If so can someone help me out with the name of it?
>>81539347
>>81539601
In my school photo there were only like 3 pakis in the whole class
I look at my younger sisters class photo now (same school I went to) and 2/3rds of the children are pakis
My town will become majority non-white in my lifetime
I need to get out soon
>>81539824
But my duel citizenship with America is MY Backup plan...
>>81540182
There are no non-whites in my class photos.
>>81539929
How much'd you win?
>>81540302
Same. never had a non-white in a class until highschool. helped that i went to a CoE school though
>>81539929
>tfw won £270
>>81537261
I know today is very boring
>>81540196
Guess we're all fucked them
I just want to have been born a hundred years earlier ;_;
>>81540801
Surely you mean 200?
>>81540801
tfw if i was born 100 years ago i'd be stood in a trench right now
>>81539632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5UBRXOHTuM
I forgot how bad this was.
>>81541035
That sounds nice too, and don't call me shirley.
>>81537261
HOWS THIS FOR A HAPPENING, NIPSPIC?!
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/farage-heads-cleveland-rnc/
WOOOOOOOOO!
>>81541226
>tfw if i was born 100 years ago i'd be stood in a trench right now
I don't think they enlisted 1 year-olds in 1916 anon
>>81541527
You mean he's speaking now instead of being just an observer?
>>81541580
i have made a fool of myself
Is there anything better than Daily Mail comments?
Who /Welsh/ here??????????
>>81541580
It's actually a fact the british government sent SIX MILLION australian one year olds to die in gallipoli
Lads, watch
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1x8xzf_harry-and-paul-s-story-of-the-twos_creation
At 1:17
Is Harry Enfield redpilled?
>>81541778
>>81541778
South Wales fag here,
Pretty sure the other 4% live in Cardiff.
>>81541740
It's ok anon I don't think anyone else saw :3
>>81541527
WHEN IS THIS???
>>81541962
I saw.
>>81541962
I saw.
>>81537063
>BRITAIN ALREADY HAS 10 TRADE DEALS LINED UP WITH ECONOMIC POWERHOUSES
Goodbye EU.
We will not miss you.
>>81541740
He saw >>81542071 you've made a fool out of yourself anon
>>81541962
I saw.
>>81541728
Yeeep!
>>81541740
He saw too >>81542287
Boy have you got egg on your face
>>81541962
I saw it
i might buy a karen
>>81542505
Is there an Alice?
>tfw you saw but don't want to say it and hurt his feelings further
>>81541740
And these guys too >>81542393 >>81542492
We all saw it
>>81542505
What a QT
>>81542667
Nobody here seems to like alice?
>>81542667
Plenty mate, here are two
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-004060
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-020340
>>81542841
I like Alice.
>>81542867
Thanks.
alright guys pipe down lets move on
>>81541979
Dunno yet; it's Mon-Thurs with times between 12PM CST to 12AM cst.
/trumpgen/ will update accordingly.
what did we see?
>>81542667
yes.
>>81542803
yes
>>81542826
Didn't you see it? Should have gone to Specsavers
It's too hot and I can't sleep.
>>81542900
Brit/pol/ never forgets.
>>81542505
get one that doesn't' look like shit
>>81542897
I only got like 5 of her. Need more
>>81542687
You are a kind man anon
pic related will be him righ now
>>81542996
Same. I might just stay up all day.
>>81543027
Ok.
>>81542900
t. one year olds in trenches man
>there will never be a day as great as june 23rd ever again
Why even live, weve already peaked
>>81542826
Strewth m8 don't be such a dag, you should be a spunky sheila like >>81542989
i hope there's a happening today, i'm getting withdrawals
>>81543001
>there's a beach queen's alice but not karen
>>81543131
>Experienced a wider range of emotions in one night that I had in over 5 years
I miss it every day. But the future is even brighter now.
>>81543121
kek
>>81543131
I prayed for the first time ever that night
>>81542996
Odd. I find it easy to doze off when it's hot, but when you wake up you're all sweaty as fuck but it feels good when you take a cold bath right afte r.
>>81543089
Saved!
>>81543460
We're shit at handling the heat
>>81543460
Our homes are built to keep heat in because we're a cold country normally. Summer doesn't agree with us.
It's an EU plot.
>>81543460
you live in the phillipines, mate. you're used to hot and humid weather. Us Brits are cucked by it. It's always too hot or cold for us. We'll never get used to it
>>81543393
I for one am praying that we will never have to send toddlers to die in Flanders fields ever again.
>>81543460
I cannot take the heat. Everything above 15 degrees celsius or so starts to disrupt my life. The best temperatures are between -5 and 10 degrees.
>>81543562
You're welcome.
>>81543712
LEAVE ME ALONE
Why is Gove so shit? He ruined the whole Brexit!
>>81543827
I'm sorry but what you said was so adorably funny that I may have to bully you for the rest of this thread.
>>81543679
It's always hotter indoors especially if windows are closed. You need natural air to cool off and balance the humidity inside.
I sometimes take afternoon naps while I'm seated beside the window
>>81543889
>he got fucked over for it though
>>81543889
He got perfect parried by Boris though
>>81541961
Barry here m8
Air conditioning is a human right
Please mummy May
AC in every home!
>>81543889
He was trying to become a meme, but in the end was meme'd himself.
>>81544158
That's a waste, mate. Just buy a fan.
>>81543611
>>81543701
Well desu, i'm starting to get tired from this weather too, m8. Recently, the temps are starting to reach 35 which is already insane for us.
>>81544260
this t b h, I only use air con for warmth, fans are much better and cheaper
>>81544338
>35
Would probably kill myself
>>81544260
They only blow slightly less warm back at you half the time
>>81543743
I rather prefer that kind of climate, pretty comfy for a flip like me
>>81543701
>>81543611
>>81543989
I will never understand why you people founded anywhere south of Maryland
Virginia summer is like walking molasses with the humidity, plus 35 celcius heat
Winter is comfy tho
>>81544503
It's fucking insane. That's why the biggest malls in the world are located here. Best place to hang out when it's too hot outside.
>>81544371
Air con is too cold when the temperature inside is below 36 degrees. Fans are far superior for removing sweat. T. Faninist supporter
>>81544684
They even managed to start a colony in australia
>>81544691
The sun must be great for business
The only thing getting me through this heat is the idea that somewhere in our country there is a qt, short dorky girl in her tight clingy undies dripping of sweat struggling the same way as I am.
But expecting there to be a nerdy girl who isn't an attention whore or a giant slut whos had more cock than cooked dinners in our country.
Is like expecting a nigger to tip.
>>81544684
>>81544762
I would brave any heat for Queen and country.
>>81544736
I caught hypothermia from a buses air con being too cold once. True story.
>>81544779
Guess what, a half flip/half chinese owns most of those malls.
>>81544853
Niggers tip what are you talking about? If they didn't tip the wheel barrow wouldn't have been invented.
Think I just hit a new low lads.
Juggalo porn.
>>81545160
What is that?
>>81544853
Girls wearing tight shorts are a thing of a beauty here
>>81545036
I'd believe that.
School aircon used to give me cold during middle of summer
>>81545148
Goddamnit Aussie
I actually Kekked.
>>81545160
can someone make this the next threads headline pic, pls?
>>81545210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
>>81545210
someone, post it
>>81545036
Is this real for you aussies?
>>81545264
>you will never live near the beach and be able to perv on girls from afar during the heat
>>81545453
100% accurate, its currently under 18 degrees celsius and im shivering with two jumpers on. AMA.
>>81537063
Thanks Britain for conquering the world so i could make this edit
>>81545618
>tfw seaside town
>>81545453
Yeah if you go from 43 outside to 30 inside it is nice for a second then frostbite sets in. Grandfather lost 3 toes because he went inside too fast during a record heat wave. He was late for cricket and forgot his jumper. The boys never let it down
>>81545618
Oh boy I remember this when I was a kid. The beach where I'm close at were popular to some tourists as well.
Too bad I had to move out to the city.
>>81546180
>if you go from 43 outside to 30 inside it is nice for a second then frostbite sets in
Fucking kek, lad
>>81546036
>hottest priest in kings landing
What songs fit Brexit? Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons is pretty accurate to Brexit night.
>>81545776
Oh shit I just remembered, you guys are in winter right now
>>81537063
>watching the Farage Show
>mfw this fucking call
https://youtu.be/_O2sgOA1jwg?t=1h16m52s
>>81546342
>That image
God damn our retarded spawn are hilarious.
>>81546536
>>81546536
>Phoning from prison
>>81546536
If he wanted to vote for the future of his country maybe the dumb cunt should have not committed the crime that took his rights away.
>>81546536
Fucking kek. Where in UK specifically is that accent from?
>Sky News weather ball thing going round
>47 degrees in Kuwait
No wonder they all want to blow themselves up.
I want to fucking die.
>>81546536
How did he get the number in prison? What?
>>81547011
Somewhere in Middle England, I can't narrow it down, there's northern twang to it slightly but he has a false imposed London accent mixed in.
tl;dr It's an inbred accent/retard accent, stuttering gives it away as well as being in prison.
>>81547075
Prison can be really relaxed, especially minimum security ones.
>you will never be arrested and have your boypucc forcefully taken from you in the showers
This country loves to crush dreams.
>>81547343
You alright there lad?
KILL ME
>>81546562
Crazy fucking cunt neighbors!
>Karen will never exist as long as wogs exist
what do?
>>81547467
Karen is half-wog. Embrace Alice instead.
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
>>81547189
It's amazing how you guys know where you're from by reading accents.
>britcucks
>>81547538
They're both the best, m8!
>>81545453
Brit living in Aus. My roommate keeps the house at 31 degrees it's fucking mind boggling.
>>81547565
Surely you can do that in the Philippines?
>>81547648
Maybe.
>>81547642
>United Statians
>>81547435
>>81547551
what's wrong Anglo kun?
>>81547642
Burgerman
>>81547672
>keeps the house at 31 degrees
What the fuck, lad
>>81547642
Have one Karen and be on your way
>>81547672
isn't that akin to assault?
>>81547738
>Surely you can do that in the Philippines?
Most infighting happen because of that. It's like a bunch of countries with only one central government. Different dialects too
GET THE FUCK OUT ALICE
>>81547672
>Read that in freedom units not Celsius
Made me kek regardless.
>>81547565
Why? I thought most nations could tell accent regions? That guy on the phone I'm having a hard time pinning down where he's actually from because his accent is too mixed to be specific.
>>81547551
Dispersable aspirin and a razor blade across (not vertically) your ulnar, brachial and radial artery. Very fast, stings a little bit but you won't survive it and it's one of the more pleasant ways to go, you pass out quite quickly, not gasping reflex like with suffocation, no vomiting like with drug overdose.
Although my method when I chose to die? Fentanyl, Zopiclone, Diazepam and a large bottle of Amaretto like a cheap tart.
>>81537277
there are solutions, I don't understand why people get so butthurt about mass sterilization
>>81546502
Its pure hell my Flippant friend, but then again I find our summers can be too hot at times. Whats the temperature and humidity like there atm?
>>81548161
Oh fuck off at least suicide bomb some Pakis you pussy
>>81548081
No
>>81548127
>sterilization
>z
You're first on the list
>>81548163
>sterilization
Also because some people want to have children.
>>81548288
No, that's messy, Muslims can do that shit.
>>81548161
I meant yes, we can also tell accents but because not all flips speak tagalog.
Filipino = 100 dialects
Tagalog is just one dialect and it's used around most parts. Each province/region can have it's own dialect. Heck, some people in some parts of the country doesn't even speak tagalog.
Good thing is the americans taught us english
>>81548081
Gross.
Disgusting.
>>81539307
Aunty Nicola x
>>81548163
>>81548341
Mostly because we still have jews alive and operating on the planet. Case in point.
>>81548265
More humidity means more moisture in the air, which results to more sticky sweaty feeling on your skin.
>>81547902
>>81547994
It is to me but he doesn't make me pay rent while I sofa surf my way around Australia so I power through it with water and shitposting
>>81548389
>Africans want to have children
Who cares. Animals want to have kids and they get sterilized. Third worlders will never learn to control their population growth. In terms of mass sterilization, it would be a large percentage in places with too high population growth along with getting rid of charity and foreign aid. I think we have to be more open to it here too, with mixed race couples and such.
>>81548664
>shitposting
congratuwelldone m8, you've passed our citizenship test
>>81548766
I'm sure the CRISPR approach will come up with something to tackle that further down the road and in a sneaky way.
So Facebook is reporting that Nige apparently got rekt in his radio show (he didn't)
>>81549084
Nigel wasn't an immigrant to Belgium though.
>>81549084
i can just imagine the cancer in the comments
>>81549084
>immigrants should learn english
Are people actually against this?
>>81549084
They're literally grasping at tiny straws, it never stops with these people.
>wake up
>log onto Theresa May's brit/pol/ monitoring system
>see that more than half the thread is anime trashposting
for fucks sake you neets are making my job harder than it has to be
>>81549302
>Are people actually against this?
Apparently so, it is us that must assimilate to them!
By Jove we can be just like Sweden.
>>81549168
Exactly
>>81549237
There are no actual news articles about it
Facebook just propped it up and people are sharing it and posting their own little opinions
>>81542505
>you can almost see under her skirt
l-lewd[spoiler][/spoiler]
>>81549345
Why not embrace the cute? It IS British
>>81537167
she knows
>>81549345
Tell her Imperial Majesty I said hello.
>>81549345
>half the posts in this thread are australian
>expects this thread to be good
haha check out this hothead lads
>>81549485
>[spoiler][/spoiler]
Literally NO idea how that got in there
>>81549084
I wonder why. It's not like he was openly trying to subvert the European Union since he joined.
Liberal can't be this stupid can they?
>>81549570
I know one of your Australian kind near where I live. Has skin like a DFS Venice Brown sofa.
>>81549628
ctrl + s
>>81549345
Fucking racists bigots, that's what you all are.
>>81549675
kek, how many missing teeth does he have despite all the remaining ones being pure white?
>>81549666
When I was naive I used to believe everything the the media says so yes people do fall for this
>>81549851
AND PROUD
>tfw brown hair and brown eyes
might as well be a fucking t*rk
>>81549851
Thank you, that's one of the nicest things I've heard all weekend.
>>81549851
pls no bully
>>81549851
Accept me for who I am you intolerant paki.
>>81549976
At least your skin is white
>>81549976
>tfw had blue eyes as a young baby
>tfw had straight blond hair until I was 11
>then it became wavy brown hair and my eyes are hazel
At least I carry the gene I suppose.
>>81549944
Oh he has all his teeth, but fucking hell is his skin dark, not a nigger or anything he's white but you would think the tan would ware off after spending XX years living in a cold country?
It's like someone dipped him in some hide square dye or something, you Australians are weird. Weird species, like the other creatures that live there. I am curious about this, why are you weird?
>>81550111
How the fuck did that happen
Nice trips btw
>>81549976
>family has brown hair coloured eyes
>I'm the only one with brown eyes and they're super dark
End it
>>81550203
Something to do with puberty I suspect. Never really looked into it.
>>81549976
>tfw blue/green eyes and light brown/blonde/ginger hair
>5 foot 8
the lord giveth and taketh away
>>81550213
brown hair BUT coloured eyes*
Daily reminder we won the referendum
Daily reminder that britain is based
Daily reminder you are british
>>81550324
Never knew eye color could change through puberty
>>81538897
>40%
thats not correct. Its much more.
Ive got a Man United season ticket, and when Leicester fans turned up Im not kidding there was maybe 1 white fan to 4 paki fans
>>81550344
I'm 5 foot 5.
>tfw lose battle after battle
>>81550412
Nah, that was when I was little. My hair colour changed when I got to puberty.
>>81549851
>EU
wew
>>81550114
this is the effects of too much sunlight for us whites, it makes us go a little bit crazy with a predisposition to shitposting
>>81550388
oi m8 im ENGLISH NOT BRI'ISH ALRITE
>>81550412
It can change in young adulthood in some people, not as dramatically as say blue to brown but from a blue to a grey/green colour or from a hazel to a dark brown.
I've seen it happen in a few people.
>>81550463
>I'm 5 foot 5.
No fucking way, you male?
![k6XUT5Z[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNn6vF2.jpg "k6XUT5Z[1].jpg")
>>81550213
They don't have blonde hair?
>>81550344
FUCK you I'm 5'6
I'm literally koksal baba tier
>>81550213
>my mum is ginger with blue eyes
JDIMSA
>>81550388
>Daily reminder you are british
so is abdul from down the road :^)
Just made this, what do you guys think?
>>81550114
>>81550114
>It's like someone dipped him in some hide square dye or something,
At some point in his family's past, they fucked niggers.
>>81550584
He went from blue to hazel though. That's quite a change
>all these anons complaining about hair and eye colour
>half carib so not even a chance it wasn't brown/brown
>mfw
at least I'm taller than everyone else in this thread
>>81550584
Yes.
>>81550600
>tfw most of my family are blond and I ended up with brown hair
>>81550658
Shit. 9gag tier. Delete your account.
